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funnysorontur

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Date Signed Up:1/27/2013
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Comment Ranking:#31273
Highest Content Rank:#428
Highest Comment Rank:#1390
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Content Level Progress: 62% (62/100)
Level 169 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 170 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 45% (45/100)
Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:451782
Times Content Favorited:456 times
Total Comments Made:247
FJ Points:6407

latest user's comments

#5 - Nail her on the cross 10/17/2014 on Jebus +107
#102 - Was confused by the description " using trained bees." 09/17/2014 on dr bees 0
#35 - So how the **** do you go about training bees?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2014 on dr bees +1
User avatar #48 - schneidend (09/16/2014) [-]
You...don't. Did you read it? The bees just do that on instinct.
User avatar #102 - funnysorontur (09/17/2014) [-]
Was confused by the description " using trained bees."
#4 - ja 09/14/2014 on A man 0
#5 - Holy **** , completely missed that one 09/09/2014 on Mock the week +3
#2 - But HIV is not spread through saliva  [+] (6 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Mock the week 0
#8 - samoaspider (09/09/2014) [-]
semen is not saliva.
#9 - fefe (09/09/2014) [-]
But HIV is not spread through semen either. It's spread by blood and it's transmitted during sex by little cuts/burns that are caused by the friction.
#13 - fefe (09/09/2014) [-]
would you care to taste the semen tho of a person who has HIV? would you say its so safe?
User avatar #7 - intexuz (09/09/2014) [-]
you missed the joke by a mile
#4 - orionthegreat (09/09/2014) [-]
There's a reason why yogurt has quotation marks around .
#5 - funnysorontur (09/09/2014) [-]
Holy shit, completely missed that one
#117 - When he says that we can only see three colours, it means that…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2014 on (untitled) 0
#120 - NereidALbel (09/08/2014) [-]
Yep. He's speaking of Red/Green/Blue.
#18 - These people will never learn thebigbadjefe warwolfr…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Inception +12
#43 - shovelsandskulls (08/27/2014) [-]
Your text color blinds people unrelated pic because i couldnt see well after reading
#27 - jebo (08/27/2014) [-]
fuck your text colour
#28 - checkemtrain (08/27/2014) [-]
gg no re
#54 - The first picture is strangely arousing 08/26/2014 on Compilation of what. 0
#11 - Looks like one employee just didn't give a **** , or is …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Vegetable +3
#32 - flemsdfer (08/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - biltema (08/25/2014) [-]
hahaha the gif.
User avatar #20 - priestoftheoldones (08/25/2014) [-]
wat about it
User avatar #39 - greenbowdash (08/26/2014) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA
User avatar #41 - priestoftheoldones (08/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, masterful comedy, ain't it.
User avatar #25 - honzo (08/25/2014) [-]
HA HA HA
#17 - I enjoy this way to much. Sometimes I worry this site will mak… 08/25/2014 on Majority Rule +2
#7 - Imagine the ********* if this happened in the USA  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on Japanese pranks +5
User avatar #16 - TwiztidNinja (08/26/2014) [-]
Shit son that text hurts my eyes
#16 - How to score like admin  [+] (7 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Mini Comic Dump +116
#17 - kez (08/25/2014) [-]
I dont understand this one. Care to explain?
#34 - huels (08/25/2014) [-]
If you have ever used the magic 8 ball than you would understand this joke. Ask the magic 8 ball a question and than shake the device. When the water settles it will have an answer for you. These toys were popular when I was a kid and I'm 28 now.
User avatar #24 - keepyourselfalive (08/25/2014) [-]
the eight on it's side is the symbol for infinte, meaning he will kiss nerver ending amount of girls
#21 - twentyandahalf has deleted their comment.
User avatar #19 - seelcudoom (08/25/2014) [-]
he held it wrong so the 8 is on its side making it infinity
#20 - kez (08/25/2014) [-]
Oooooooooohhh.

Cheers. In a bad sleep cycle and busy day tomorrow so only had 3 hours sleep last night so could go to bed tonight.
User avatar #29 - millhouse (08/25/2014) [-]
do you get the one in the post?
#37 - I would like you to honour my favourite .gif with one of your … 08/24/2014 on more then one artest on FJ +15
#20 - SShhhhh, they don't need to know that 08/22/2014 on Now you kno +5
#14 - I looked at my keyboard, and I concluded that your *******…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on the biggest dick +51
User avatar #50 - disies (08/20/2014) [-]
Mind to give me a wallpaper version of your image?
User avatar #55 - yaybacon (08/20/2014) [-]
How big is your monitor?! The dimensions of the image is 1920x1200!
#12 - U wot m8  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on Obama greets supporters +3
User avatar #13 - exarzero (07/10/2014) [-]
Guy looks a little upset.
#69 - Jesus christ, that's just disturbing. But then again… 07/09/2014 on Maximum lul 0
#14 - Dickbutt > admin 07/05/2014 on Make Admin Mad 0
#4 - Lovin' the dutch titles, makes me feel special 07/02/2014 on niemand +1
#3 - holy **** , you actually did it 06/22/2014 on funnysorontur's profile 0
#48 - maybe instead of pressing enter he pressed f5  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on I can relate to this. 8 0
#57 - kroger (06/17/2014) [-]
nah, he would have just refreshed the "Facts"-page, not go to the frontpage i guess
#16 - the - part means excluding all results with those words? Kinda cool  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Are you fucking kidding me 0
#109 - alexanderh (06/14/2014) [-]
It does, but excluding those words wouldn't necessarily find picures of him without a hat, it just finds pictures on websites where it says frank sinatra, but doesn't have the words "hat" or "fedora" on the page.
#54 - My parents did not prepare me for such extreme jimmyrustling 06/08/2014 on Chills +9
#91 - Picture 06/08/2014 on Whaling +11
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User avatar #4 - soundofwinter (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
#2 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #3 to #2 - funnysorontur (06/22/2014) [-]
holy **** , you actually did it
#1 - fefe (12/29/2013) [-]
Hi there sexy
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