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funnymonky

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Date Signed Up:8/22/2010
Last Login:7/07/2015
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#118 - In canada that'll get you barely a six pack of a light beer. I…  [+] (15 new replies) 07/06/2015 on It's my birthday -12
#234 - bann (07/06/2015) [-]
Molsen and Levatt are about the same as Budweiser and Miller.
User avatar #136 - Javapenguin (07/06/2015) [-]
Beer? In America 13$ will get him a small container of Everclear.

Sure we may have pussy beer but if you're trying to get wasted why drink 3-6% alcohol/water combo when Everclear is fucking 95% ethanol.
#343 - zarith (22 hours ago) [-]
Or you can just like...oh, I don't know, buy a six pack of Miller Lite. Which $13 will account for. (Because it's one of the best, decently priced beers).
User avatar #255 - admin (07/06/2015) [-]
you can get a $2 bottle of wine in america

he can easily get enough alcohol to kill himself many times over
#359 - Javapenguin (19 hours ago) [-]
admin replied to one of my comments

User avatar #339 - KillinTime (23 hours ago) [-]
you can kill yourself on a $2 bottle of wine if you do it up the butt. bypasses the liver n shit.
#357 - sturmbeard (21 hours ago) [-]
it works better if someone kicks it up the bum for ya
#334 - anon (07/06/2015) [-]
red wine from gas stations, that's the spirit!
User avatar #326 - baronvonhuckle (07/06/2015) [-]
Good old clearskin special.
Or you could go the goon bag.
Thats fine wine here in Oz.
#282 - lemongrabble (07/06/2015) [-]
>Wine in 'Murica
User avatar #152 - peekabeast (07/06/2015) [-]
If you like yourself at all, do not drink Everclear. That's basically retarded in a bottle.
User avatar #189 - Javapenguin (07/06/2015) [-]
It's alcohol. I thought retarded was the idea.
User avatar #198 - peekabeast (07/06/2015) [-]
There's drunk, and then there's everclear drunk. Also the only time I've ever had a hangover is after drinking that shit. I NEVER get hangovers. I split 2 bottles of smirnoff with 2 other people, about equal portions, and was fine in the morning. 8 shots of everclear and I prayed for the sweet release of death
User avatar #205 - PFCMadness (07/06/2015) [-]
Reminds me of the time I downed half a handle of whiskey in half an hour while watching Dumbo. Didn't wake up with a hang over, 12 shots of Everclear, however... oh dear god...
User avatar #135 - fjaddictftw (07/06/2015) [-]
Where?
#108 - I told gary to play smooth criminal and he actually did it… 07/04/2015 on Today's Generation Idolises... +1
#109 - I CAN'T STOP LISTENING. IT'S TOO GOOD FOR MY BUTTHOLE TO HANDLE. 07/01/2015 on that's rude +1
#45 - Same here. He was a substitute tho. He also taught music...whi… 06/29/2015 on Netflix 0
#12 - Who was the interviewer  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasd... 0
User avatar #13 - manofparody (06/28/2015) [-]
Morgan Freeman on Racism Source
#113 - UNITE?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/25/2015 on technology is special 0
#117 - tangedal (06/25/2015) [-]
But... I'm lazy.
User avatar #165 - palmsspaghetti (06/25/2015) [-]
Don't feel so bad. Isn't everyone else on here, including my self, lazy as well?
#179 - tangedal (06/25/2015) [-]
True..
User avatar #183 - palmsspaghetti (06/25/2015) [-]
That guy kinda looks like the real life cousin Fred from courage the cowardly dog.
#1 - **** . This isn't my profile page. 06/24/2015 on ButtPluggerroooooniezation 0
#106 - Joke? I thought it was advice... 06/24/2015 on GET IT, LARRY?! 0
#167 - was eating bamama bread. Anyone wanna buy 4 loaves o… 06/23/2015 on SURPRISE 0
#62 - there'd have to initiative to actually make a hard course in t… 06/22/2015 on How about this for a... +1

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User avatar #1 - funnymonky (03/20/2011) [-]
sometime's i go anonymous because i'm too lazy to log in
 
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