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#74307 - I have. 04/07/2013 on Social Board +7
#66 - Send it to me!  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Crazy sniper camouflage 0
User avatar #89 - kinglobster (04/07/2013) [-]
postage is going to be very expensive
User avatar #92 - funnymidget (04/08/2013) [-]
How much?
User avatar #93 - kinglobster (04/08/2013) [-]
lol im not sending you it
#45 - My computer is laggy, And for me, it read I have a porn. 04/07/2013 on Cool camuflages +1
#2075 - Mine is purple 04/07/2013 on 4/6/2013 update 0
#74285 - Im a fat **** and I hate taking pictures. But I l… 04/07/2013 on Social Board 0
#74284 - Yes, this is my profile pic. Eat me.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Social Board +1
#74525 - anonymous (04/08/2013) [-]
Did you also lick her eyebrows?
User avatar #74407 - filipnocd (04/07/2013) [-]
Looking alpha bro.
#74301 - imzero (04/07/2013) [-]
Eat her
#74337 - loveyameanish (04/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #74307 - funnymidget (04/07/2013) [-]
I have.
#74282 - otherothersparker what is your real name?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #74456 - otherothersparker (04/08/2013) [-]
WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE ASKING?













kevin
User avatar #74457 - funnymidget (04/08/2013) [-]
Scavenger hunt. You were chosen by an Auzzie Lezbro to be bugged the fuck out of for your name for a prize.
User avatar #74532 - otherothersparker (04/08/2013) [-]
ah
#3288 - Here is a kitty. Talk to me now.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2013 on blartonfairweather's profile 0
#3305 - blartonfairweather (06/08/2013) [-]
Wow thanks, and okay I am talking.
#5 - https://www.facebook.com/jessica.cleghorn.3?fref=ts 04/06/2013 on its like sooooo big -2
#63980 - I did, When I pulled out, it was broken  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#64028 - downtoabsolutezero has deleted their comment.
#63979 - Never.Or until she moves out. If she is pregnant, shes getting…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #64031 - samxdaxman (04/05/2013) [-]
Hmm. How old is she?
#63736 - Of course I do 04/03/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#63732 - Shes 16, im16next month  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #63737 - bladebites (04/03/2013) [-]
Well, that's a bit young (I'm sixteen too). Depending on how strict her parents are, it's pretty justifiable that they're angry. At her though, not at you. If she didn't want to, she could have said no. It's their job to raise their daughter, not bitch at you. If they don't like you that's fine, but that sort of phone call is kind of over the top.
That said, wait until after the pregnancy test. There's a chance she's not pregnant, and if she's not then then there's not much damage done.
User avatar #63738 - ilovelsloths (04/03/2013) [-]
I agree with you

#63725 - I ****** up. Badly. Most recently, my g…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#63764 - downtoabsolutezero has deleted their comment.
User avatar #63980 - funnymidget (04/05/2013) [-]
I did, When I pulled out, it was broken
#64028 - downtoabsolutezero has deleted their comment.
#63756 - pistonspants (04/03/2013) [-]
Dude. I really hope she's not pregnant. That's a big responsibility. But honestly I'm thinking the mom is feeling really betrayed. It takes awhile to build trust back after a betrayal. So if you care about the girl you have to show you respect the daughter for more than sex AND that you respect the parents wishes. If you seem shady their not gonna want you around her
User avatar #63742 - samxdaxman (04/03/2013) [-]
Well, considering you're only 16, it's kinda justified. But that's not the point. When does your girlfriend get un-grounded? Not just from you though.
User avatar #63979 - funnymidget (04/05/2013) [-]
Never.Or until she moves out. If she is pregnant, shes getting kicked out..
User avatar #64031 - samxdaxman (04/05/2013) [-]
Hmm. How old is she?
#63735 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
A rose by any other name is just as sweet.
User avatar #63730 - ilovelsloths (04/03/2013) [-]
Do you love your girlfriend?
User avatar #63736 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
Of course I do
User avatar #63729 - bladebites (04/03/2013) [-]
How old are you guys? If you're at an age where you can be responsible about it and you've been going out for a long time, her mother is just being overprotective and needs to let her daughter make her own decisions.
User avatar #63732 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
Shes 16, im16next month
User avatar #63737 - bladebites (04/03/2013) [-]
Well, that's a bit young (I'm sixteen too). Depending on how strict her parents are, it's pretty justifiable that they're angry. At her though, not at you. If she didn't want to, she could have said no. It's their job to raise their daughter, not bitch at you. If they don't like you that's fine, but that sort of phone call is kind of over the top.
That said, wait until after the pregnancy test. There's a chance she's not pregnant, and if she's not then then there's not much damage done.
User avatar #63738 - ilovelsloths (04/03/2013) [-]
I agree with you

#43 - Hashing?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2013 on He had a normal childhood. 0
User avatar #44 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
cutting it to tobacco-like shreds and stuff it.

excuse me if used the wrong word, haven't spoken english in a while
#41 - weed stems  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2013 on He had a normal childhood. 0
User avatar #42 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
oh, my bad. well try hashing them and put the as a filler to jays you sell pre-built
User avatar #43 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
Hashing?
User avatar #44 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
cutting it to tobacco-like shreds and stuff it.

excuse me if used the wrong word, haven't spoken english in a while
#37 - I have 3 nice sized stems,and I don't know what to do with the…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/03/2013 on He had a normal childhood. 0
User avatar #39 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
i'm very sorry but due to the lack of extensive english knowledge, i don't know exactly what you mean
User avatar #41 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
weed stems
User avatar #42 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
oh, my bad. well try hashing them and put the as a filler to jays you sell pre-built
User avatar #43 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
Hashing?
User avatar #44 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
cutting it to tobacco-like shreds and stuff it.

excuse me if used the wrong word, haven't spoken english in a while
#35 - Honestly, I wouldn't know. But from my german class, I know sw…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/03/2013 on He had a normal childhood. 0
User avatar #36 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
ahh the good old schoggi...

an orgasm for the tongue when having the munchies! too bad you actually need more and more of it when being high as Felix Baumgartner was.
User avatar #37 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
I have 3 nice sized stems,and I don't know what to do with them.

I usually eat them, but I wanna put them on something. Not the best tasting.
User avatar #39 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
i'm very sorry but due to the lack of extensive english knowledge, i don't know exactly what you mean
User avatar #41 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
weed stems
User avatar #42 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
oh, my bad. well try hashing them and put the as a filler to jays you sell pre-built
User avatar #43 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
Hashing?
User avatar #44 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
cutting it to tobacco-like shreds and stuff it.

excuse me if used the wrong word, haven't spoken english in a while
#33 - Michigan,US, how about yourself?  [+] (9 new replies) 04/03/2013 on He had a normal childhood. 0
User avatar #34 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
Zurich, Switzerland

And is the claim true that we have the best weed on the planet? heard more and more dudes say that

and even snoop said that after throwing him some at a music festival
User avatar #35 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
Honestly, I wouldn't know. But from my german class, I know swiss schogi is the best on the planet.

If the schogi is good, then probably the weed.
User avatar #36 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
ahh the good old schoggi...

an orgasm for the tongue when having the munchies! too bad you actually need more and more of it when being high as Felix Baumgartner was.
User avatar #37 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
I have 3 nice sized stems,and I don't know what to do with them.

I usually eat them, but I wanna put them on something. Not the best tasting.
User avatar #39 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
i'm very sorry but due to the lack of extensive english knowledge, i don't know exactly what you mean
User avatar #41 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
weed stems
User avatar #42 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
oh, my bad. well try hashing them and put the as a filler to jays you sell pre-built
User avatar #43 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
Hashing?
User avatar #44 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
cutting it to tobacco-like shreds and stuff it.

excuse me if used the wrong word, haven't spoken english in a while
#30 - Possibly. My guy grows his own, so Maybe.  [+] (11 new replies) 04/03/2013 on He had a normal childhood. 0
User avatar #32 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
well if so, then keep on smoking that with your girl

btw, where are you from?
User avatar #33 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
Michigan,US, how about yourself?
User avatar #34 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
Zurich, Switzerland

And is the claim true that we have the best weed on the planet? heard more and more dudes say that

and even snoop said that after throwing him some at a music festival
User avatar #35 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
Honestly, I wouldn't know. But from my german class, I know swiss schogi is the best on the planet.

If the schogi is good, then probably the weed.
User avatar #36 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
ahh the good old schoggi...

an orgasm for the tongue when having the munchies! too bad you actually need more and more of it when being high as Felix Baumgartner was.
User avatar #37 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
I have 3 nice sized stems,and I don't know what to do with them.

I usually eat them, but I wanna put them on something. Not the best tasting.
User avatar #39 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
i'm very sorry but due to the lack of extensive english knowledge, i don't know exactly what you mean
User avatar #41 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
weed stems
User avatar #42 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
oh, my bad. well try hashing them and put the as a filler to jays you sell pre-built
User avatar #43 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
Hashing?
User avatar #44 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
cutting it to tobacco-like shreds and stuff it.

excuse me if used the wrong word, haven't spoken english in a while
#28 - I was smoking pot with my girl, a friend and his girl yesterda…  [+] (13 new replies) 04/03/2013 on He had a normal childhood. 0
User avatar #29 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
could it be you had some weed that had a name with red?

where i am from, we have some weed called "red libanese" (there are a lot names though) and it is famous for making girls horny

but still, your story sounds awesome but i am very sorry but i have my doubts

User avatar #30 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
Possibly. My guy grows his own, so Maybe.
User avatar #32 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
well if so, then keep on smoking that with your girl

btw, where are you from?
User avatar #33 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
Michigan,US, how about yourself?
User avatar #34 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
Zurich, Switzerland

And is the claim true that we have the best weed on the planet? heard more and more dudes say that

and even snoop said that after throwing him some at a music festival
User avatar #35 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
Honestly, I wouldn't know. But from my german class, I know swiss schogi is the best on the planet.

If the schogi is good, then probably the weed.
User avatar #36 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
ahh the good old schoggi...

an orgasm for the tongue when having the munchies! too bad you actually need more and more of it when being high as Felix Baumgartner was.
User avatar #37 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
I have 3 nice sized stems,and I don't know what to do with them.

I usually eat them, but I wanna put them on something. Not the best tasting.
User avatar #39 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
i'm very sorry but due to the lack of extensive english knowledge, i don't know exactly what you mean
User avatar #41 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
weed stems
User avatar #42 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
oh, my bad. well try hashing them and put the as a filler to jays you sell pre-built
User avatar #43 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
Hashing?
User avatar #44 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
cutting it to tobacco-like shreds and stuff it.

excuse me if used the wrong word, haven't spoken english in a while
#25 - Warm pussy is best Pussy  [+] (15 new replies) 04/03/2013 on He had a normal childhood. +2
User avatar #27 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
damn right, the better the pussy the better feeling

the more the pussy, the even better

oi grammar nazi, sup?
User avatar #28 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
I was smoking pot with my girl, a friend and his girl yesterday, skipping school, at a place we set up. We got a couch and a bed beneath some shrub about a mile form the school, and the girls got horny as fuck, and an epic 4 way happened. Great fucking time
User avatar #29 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
could it be you had some weed that had a name with red?

where i am from, we have some weed called "red libanese" (there are a lot names though) and it is famous for making girls horny

but still, your story sounds awesome but i am very sorry but i have my doubts

User avatar #30 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
Possibly. My guy grows his own, so Maybe.
User avatar #32 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
well if so, then keep on smoking that with your girl

btw, where are you from?
User avatar #33 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
Michigan,US, how about yourself?
User avatar #34 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
Zurich, Switzerland

And is the claim true that we have the best weed on the planet? heard more and more dudes say that

and even snoop said that after throwing him some at a music festival
User avatar #35 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
Honestly, I wouldn't know. But from my german class, I know swiss schogi is the best on the planet.

If the schogi is good, then probably the weed.
User avatar #36 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
ahh the good old schoggi...

an orgasm for the tongue when having the munchies! too bad you actually need more and more of it when being high as Felix Baumgartner was.
User avatar #37 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
I have 3 nice sized stems,and I don't know what to do with them.

I usually eat them, but I wanna put them on something. Not the best tasting.
User avatar #39 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
i'm very sorry but due to the lack of extensive english knowledge, i don't know exactly what you mean
User avatar #41 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
weed stems
User avatar #42 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
oh, my bad. well try hashing them and put the as a filler to jays you sell pre-built
User avatar #43 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
Hashing?
User avatar #44 - thespecialone (04/03/2013) [-]
cutting it to tobacco-like shreds and stuff it.

excuse me if used the wrong word, haven't spoken english in a while
#65 - Picture 04/03/2013 on This may be my last post +4
#15 - Typical Ameritard here, Whats the difference?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Dammit Tesco +1
#18 - itsyourkidsmarty (04/03/2013) [-]
England is red.
Great Britain consists of Scotland, England and Whales.
The UK is short for the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
Hope that clears some stuff up for you.
#19 - ghostlytaco has deleted their comment.
User avatar #17 - xfortune (04/03/2013) [-]
England is London/Birmingham/Liverpool etc.
Britain as a whole represents England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland.
#63670 - Im all done nowl Got off 3 hours ago. But there was a shampoo … 04/03/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#4 - blartonfairweather (08/11/2012) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN ME MAKE LOVE ANYMORE?!
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN ME MAKE LOVE ANYMORE?!
User avatar #5 to #4 - funnymidget (08/11/2012) [-]
BECAUSE YOUR EYES ALWAYS SHUT
#6 to #5 - blartonfairweather (08/11/2012) [-]
NO THEY AIN'T! AND YOU KNOW IT! I STARE YOU DOWN WITH SUCH    
FEROCIOUS INTENT! DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING I DON'T!   
AND YOU JUST KEEP LOOKING AWAY FROM ME.   
   
EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
NO THEY AIN'T! AND YOU KNOW IT! I STARE YOU DOWN WITH SUCH
FEROCIOUS INTENT! DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING I DON'T!
AND YOU JUST KEEP LOOKING AWAY FROM ME.

EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
User avatar #7 to #6 - funnymidget (08/11/2012) [-]
ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU HAVE A PIGS TAIL FOR A DICK. I CANT HELP BUT LAUGH AT IT
#8 to #7 - blartonfairweather (08/11/2012) [-]
I'M DONE. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.

I'M TAKING THE KIDS AND WE ARE LEAVING. END OF DISCUSSION.

YOU SICKEN ME. GOODBYE.
User avatar #9 to #8 - funnymidget (08/11/2012) [-]
FINE. PUSSY. CAN HANDLE THESE MAAAAAANTITEHS
#1 - blartonfairweather (08/10/2012) [-]
You ready for this "party"? wink wink.
User avatar #2 to #1 - funnymidget (08/10/2012) [-]
OMG YES
#3 to #2 - blartonfairweather (08/10/2012) [-]
Hahaha, lets get down to business!   
   
COCK RINGS FOR ALL!
Hahaha, lets get down to business!

COCK RINGS FOR ALL!
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