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Date Signed Up:12/18/2011
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#3505 - Both 16 next month  [+] (13 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Let DJ 4DM1N be your therapist 0
User avatar #3509 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
SHeeeeiiiiiiit. That's rough, buddy.
User avatar #3512 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
And whats even worse is I had to tell her mom straight up that I fucked her daughter
User avatar #3514 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!
User avatar #3520 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Her mom already knew. My gf told her mom. Her mom wanted to test my honesty.
User avatar #3523 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
User avatar #3528 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Her cousin is a bitch, and told her mom my gf was having stomach pains (she had the flu, but only the stomach aches I usedprotection) And her cousin's mom told my GF's mom, and She wouldn't stop bugging my gf about it.
User avatar #3531 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Women....

But yeah...that is pretty terrible. And I'm guessing that's why you two are separated now?
User avatar #3533 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Yep, but I won't break up with her, and she won't break up with me. We're gonna ride out the tide and land on the beach holding hands to the end,
User avatar #3535 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Until you go to separate colleges and one of you fucks somebody else.

If you go to the SAME college though, you can BOTH fuck the same person....and that's where it gets good.
User avatar #3540 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Shes going to Beauty School, to become a Cosmetologist. And I'm gonna be a Stay-Home stoner Occasionly switching thru fast food jobs
User avatar #3541 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Good luck with that.....
User avatar #3544 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Not the best plan, I know. I might just keep from the pot and become a cop. I wanna be a cop. But I also wanna smoke. >.<
User avatar #3546 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Ditch the dope. Until you become a cop. Then appropriate a gram or so from every bust you make.
#3501 - We do walk off campus and go to her old house from time to tim…  [+] (15 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Let DJ 4DM1N be your therapist 0
User avatar #3503 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Boom, just keep doing that.

How old is y'all?
User avatar #3505 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Both 16 next month
User avatar #3509 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
SHeeeeiiiiiiit. That's rough, buddy.
User avatar #3512 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
And whats even worse is I had to tell her mom straight up that I fucked her daughter
User avatar #3514 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!
User avatar #3520 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Her mom already knew. My gf told her mom. Her mom wanted to test my honesty.
User avatar #3523 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
User avatar #3528 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Her cousin is a bitch, and told her mom my gf was having stomach pains (she had the flu, but only the stomach aches I usedprotection) And her cousin's mom told my GF's mom, and She wouldn't stop bugging my gf about it.
User avatar #3531 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Women....

But yeah...that is pretty terrible. And I'm guessing that's why you two are separated now?
User avatar #3533 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Yep, but I won't break up with her, and she won't break up with me. We're gonna ride out the tide and land on the beach holding hands to the end,
User avatar #3535 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Until you go to separate colleges and one of you fucks somebody else.

If you go to the SAME college though, you can BOTH fuck the same person....and that's where it gets good.
User avatar #3540 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Shes going to Beauty School, to become a Cosmetologist. And I'm gonna be a Stay-Home stoner Occasionly switching thru fast food jobs
User avatar #3541 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Good luck with that.....
User avatar #3544 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Not the best plan, I know. I might just keep from the pot and become a cop. I wanna be a cop. But I also wanna smoke. >.<
User avatar #3546 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Ditch the dope. Until you become a cop. Then appropriate a gram or so from every bust you make.
#3490 - Me and my girlfriend have been seperated like Romeo And Juliet…  [+] (17 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Let DJ 4DM1N be your therapist 0
User avatar #3498 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Kill yourself, like Rome and Juliet.

Or, ya know, just see her in secret? I did that a lot, and if you each have a friend who's sympathetic, its so much easier to BS.
User avatar #3501 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
We do walk off campus and go to her old house from time to time. (Noone owns it, justyanm empty house)
User avatar #3503 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Boom, just keep doing that.

How old is y'all?
User avatar #3505 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Both 16 next month
User avatar #3509 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
SHeeeeiiiiiiit. That's rough, buddy.
User avatar #3512 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
And whats even worse is I had to tell her mom straight up that I fucked her daughter
User avatar #3514 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!
User avatar #3520 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Her mom already knew. My gf told her mom. Her mom wanted to test my honesty.
User avatar #3523 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
User avatar #3528 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Her cousin is a bitch, and told her mom my gf was having stomach pains (she had the flu, but only the stomach aches I usedprotection) And her cousin's mom told my GF's mom, and She wouldn't stop bugging my gf about it.
User avatar #3531 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Women....

But yeah...that is pretty terrible. And I'm guessing that's why you two are separated now?
User avatar #3533 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Yep, but I won't break up with her, and she won't break up with me. We're gonna ride out the tide and land on the beach holding hands to the end,
User avatar #3535 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Until you go to separate colleges and one of you fucks somebody else.

If you go to the SAME college though, you can BOTH fuck the same person....and that's where it gets good.
User avatar #3540 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Shes going to Beauty School, to become a Cosmetologist. And I'm gonna be a Stay-Home stoner Occasionly switching thru fast food jobs
User avatar #3541 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Good luck with that.....
User avatar #3544 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Not the best plan, I know. I might just keep from the pot and become a cop. I wanna be a cop. But I also wanna smoke. >.<
User avatar #3546 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Ditch the dope. Until you become a cop. Then appropriate a gram or so from every bust you make.
#149 - Shhhhhhhhhhh 04/17/2013 on Rammstein 0
#140 - Im only in Deutsch Eins. :(  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Rammstein 0
User avatar #144 - seekay (04/17/2013) [-]
If you're talking about grades, in Germany one ist the highest you can get. Lel.
User avatar #149 - funnymidget (04/17/2013) [-]
Shhhhhhhhhhh
#122 - Danke mein freund! Habe einen Gut Tag!  [+] (4 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Rammstein 0
User avatar #135 - seekay (04/17/2013) [-]
Danke, wünsche ich dir auch. :3


(Btw, in this case it's guten, not just gut. Just sayin'.)
User avatar #140 - funnymidget (04/17/2013) [-]
Im only in Deutsch Eins. :(
User avatar #144 - seekay (04/17/2013) [-]
If you're talking about grades, in Germany one ist the highest you can get. Lel.
User avatar #149 - funnymidget (04/17/2013) [-]
Shhhhhhhhhhh
#109 - Then dumbass would be like Dumpopo or dumash right?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Rammstein 0
User avatar #113 - seekay (04/17/2013) [-]
Dummer Arsch.
User avatar #122 - funnymidget (04/17/2013) [-]
Danke mein freund! Habe einen Gut Tag!
User avatar #135 - seekay (04/17/2013) [-]
Danke, wünsche ich dir auch. :3


(Btw, in this case it's guten, not just gut. Just sayin'.)
User avatar #140 - funnymidget (04/17/2013) [-]
Im only in Deutsch Eins. :(
User avatar #144 - seekay (04/17/2013) [-]
If you're talking about grades, in Germany one ist the highest you can get. Lel.
User avatar #149 - funnymidget (04/17/2013) [-]
Shhhhhhhhhhh
#99 - Dumkopf is Dumbass right?  [+] (8 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Rammstein 0
User avatar #105 - seekay (04/17/2013) [-]
Literally it means stupid head. But yeah, dumbass works too.
User avatar #109 - funnymidget (04/17/2013) [-]
Then dumbass would be like Dumpopo or dumash right?
User avatar #113 - seekay (04/17/2013) [-]
Dummer Arsch.
User avatar #122 - funnymidget (04/17/2013) [-]
Danke mein freund! Habe einen Gut Tag!
User avatar #135 - seekay (04/17/2013) [-]
Danke, wünsche ich dir auch. :3


(Btw, in this case it's guten, not just gut. Just sayin'.)
User avatar #140 - funnymidget (04/17/2013) [-]
Im only in Deutsch Eins. :(
User avatar #144 - seekay (04/17/2013) [-]
If you're talking about grades, in Germany one ist the highest you can get. Lel.
User avatar #149 - funnymidget (04/17/2013) [-]
Shhhhhhhhhhh
#71 - Cell. 04/17/2013 on Hawkward +1
#346 - Me too 04/16/2013 on some kid getting told +3
#60 - I am so lost..  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2013 on Time-lapse of construction... 0
User avatar #67 - zombiznes (04/15/2013) [-]
shit takes forever to get built.
#48 - Is it just me, or is your name GREEN? 04/14/2013 on oh, Jane 0
#18 - **funnymidget rolled a random image posted in comment #28747…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2013 on Seriously... WHY? +13
#45 - bemmo (04/14/2013) [-]
#148 - Not the way the word sound, but the fact it's a better synonym 04/14/2013 on McDisasters 4: The Windy... -1
#33 - Nobody likes you. You scare to many people 04/13/2013 on 5 kinds of fear 0
#65 - It just goes to show who is more mature.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2013 on McDisasters 4: The Windy... +2
User avatar #134 - mookiez (04/13/2013) [-]
Maturity based on the way a word sounds? Dude you have got to be kidding me. It just sounds goofy to me.
User avatar #148 - funnymidget (04/14/2013) [-]
Not the way the word sound, but the fact it's a better synonym
#68 - Because 04/13/2013 on Welcome to funnyjunk -38
#60 - Are you a taxi driver?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on troll mum 0
User avatar #63 - beroty (04/13/2013) [-]
Some years ago i was
#210 - You do realise, if you nuke the US, FJ will lose the majority … 04/12/2013 on DJ 4DM1N will reply to your... -1
#228 - Play as hitler! 04/12/2013 on Books 0
#181 - I am also in michigan. Alpena Rep!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2013 on McDisasters 3: The Whale Lords +1
User avatar #184 - oxYKellark (04/12/2013) [-]
Bwooh shiit Lansing here.
#28 - Fag 04/10/2013 on This kills a Cager 0
#858 - Someone link me to that Johansson bitch. 04/08/2013 on McButthurt Comp #1 +1
#105 - Don't tell anyone I told you this, but you have to post a pict… 04/08/2013 on mfw doubleclicking on a... 0
#92 - How much?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2013 on Crazy sniper camouflage 0
User avatar #93 - kinglobster (04/08/2013) [-]
lol im not sending you it

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#4 - blartonfairweather (08/11/2012) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN ME MAKE LOVE ANYMORE?!
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN ME MAKE LOVE ANYMORE?!
User avatar #5 to #4 - funnymidget (08/11/2012) [-]
BECAUSE YOUR EYES ALWAYS SHUT
#6 to #5 - blartonfairweather (08/11/2012) [-]
NO THEY AIN'T! AND YOU KNOW IT! I STARE YOU DOWN WITH SUCH    
FEROCIOUS INTENT! DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING I DON'T!   
AND YOU JUST KEEP LOOKING AWAY FROM ME.   
   
EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
NO THEY AIN'T! AND YOU KNOW IT! I STARE YOU DOWN WITH SUCH
FEROCIOUS INTENT! DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING I DON'T!
AND YOU JUST KEEP LOOKING AWAY FROM ME.

EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
User avatar #7 to #6 - funnymidget (08/11/2012) [-]
ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU HAVE A PIGS TAIL FOR A DICK. I CANT HELP BUT LAUGH AT IT
#8 to #7 - blartonfairweather (08/11/2012) [-]
I'M DONE. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.

I'M TAKING THE KIDS AND WE ARE LEAVING. END OF DISCUSSION.

YOU SICKEN ME. GOODBYE.
User avatar #9 to #8 - funnymidget (08/11/2012) [-]
FINE. PUSSY. CAN HANDLE THESE MAAAAAANTITEHS
#1 - blartonfairweather (08/10/2012) [-]
You ready for this "party"? wink wink.
User avatar #2 to #1 - funnymidget (08/10/2012) [-]
OMG YES
#3 to #2 - blartonfairweather (08/10/2012) [-]
Hahaha, lets get down to business!   
   
COCK RINGS FOR ALL!
Hahaha, lets get down to business!

COCK RINGS FOR ALL!
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