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Date Signed Up:12/18/2011
Last Login:5/21/2013
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Content Ranking:#10100
Comment Ranking:#31522
Highest Content Rank:#9005
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#162 - Dubs decides new profile pic  [+] (16 new replies) 11/30/2012 on Slavery +1
#181 - darsbomb has deleted their comment.
#180 - acontradiction (11/30/2012) [-]
**acontradiction rolls 22**
#184 - funnymidget (11/30/2012) [-]
#186 - acontradiction (11/30/2012) [-]
Ha, awesome.
#182 - acontradiction (11/30/2012) [-]
Suh-Weet, well..google puff daddy and make it the first image that comes up.
#177 - skinless has deleted their comment.
#176 - darsbomb has deleted their comment.
User avatar #166 - holypiez (11/30/2012) [-]
**holypiez rolls 28** sure why not
#163 - niconicodouga (11/30/2012) [-]
**niconicodouga rolls 72**
User avatar #164 - niconicodouga (11/30/2012) [-]
Can I re-roll?
User avatar #165 - funnymidget (11/30/2012) [-]
Sure
User avatar #171 - niconicodouga (11/30/2012) [-]
**niconicodouga rolls 14**
User avatar #173 - niconicodouga (11/30/2012) [-]
**niconicodouga rolls 32**
User avatar #174 - niconicodouga (11/30/2012) [-]
**niconicodouga rolls 47** final one.
#178 - niconicodouga (11/30/2012) [-]
Well atleast I rolled motherfuckin Agent 47.
#194 - alpacino (11/30/2012) [-]
Oh shit yeah.

Absolution was the bee's knees!
#26 - I dont know.. but Make it a morbily obese lady in a tight thong 11/30/2012 on Morbid Rolls +7
#24 - We just.. rolled the same thing. At the same time..  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2012 on Morbid Rolls +1
User avatar #25 - mondprinzessin (11/30/2012) [-]
but i came first.
#22 - **funnymidget rolls 11**  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2012 on Morbid Rolls +8
User avatar #26 - funnymidget (11/30/2012) [-]
I dont know.. but Make it a morbily obese lady in a tight thong
#69 - HA.jpg 10/23/2012 on that tear in my eye -2
#66 - I dont get it..  [+] (14 new replies) 10/23/2012 on that tear in my eye -3
#67 - maximusboy (10/23/2012) [-]
he had muted porn on the computer and it was facing away from his grandma so it wasnt a problem. when he went to close the door he noticed the morror behind his seat that reveals the screen from where the grandma was standing
User avatar #75 - knasty (10/23/2012) [-]
but since he's seated in-between the mirror and the monitor, she can't see the screen's reflection
User avatar #78 - lordoftheflies (10/23/2012) [-]
She can see the portion of the screen that isnt covered by his head.
User avatar #80 - knasty (10/23/2012) [-]
the very edges of the screen, sure. but this isn't any 30+ inch monitor. a person can easily block a monitor's reflection.
#107 - sagedivinity (10/23/2012) [-]
At the hight his grandma was standing she could probably still se he monitor especially since he's off to the side some.
User avatar #157 - knasty (10/23/2012) [-]
so you want to notice he's off to the side in the comic, and use that as your defense on why he's not blocking the screen. yet when he beats it and talks to his grandma, he's facing the other way...

OR, he could be off to the side so you can see his facial reactions and what's on the monitor for the sake of the comic... yea, that would make sense

thus in real life, a person would be in front of their computer, grandma wouldn't see anything, and this comic would still be unfunny

#158 - sagedivinity (10/23/2012) [-]
oooookaay
User avatar #89 - solidsnakehomicide (10/23/2012) [-]
Look where he is sitting in the comic. Almost completely to the side of the monitor (the side away form the mirror). Pretty much the full screen would have been in view.
User avatar #156 - knasty (10/23/2012) [-]
yea, look at the way he is sitting in the comic. do it. notice he's facing us! you really wanna point out that he's to the side so she can see the computer reflection, but you don't want to state the fact that he either jacks off looking at the mirror, or he's quite talented and can spin his neck 180 degrees.
User avatar #86 - joshlol (10/23/2012) [-]
>2012
>Not owning a 27" Korean IPS monitor
User avatar #83 - philliyoMLB (10/23/2012) [-]
QUIT BEING SO FUCKING DIFFICULT.
User avatar #97 - hammerfell (10/23/2012) [-]
He has a point. There's no reason for people to be assholes and thumb him down for that. Just my two cents.
#77 - maximusboy (10/23/2012) [-]
well not completely....
User avatar #69 - funnymidget (10/23/2012) [-]
HA.jpg
#143 - RECOGNIZE  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2012 on When download is fast -1
#145 - wilbobaggins (10/18/2012) [-]
Did you miss the part where I said I'm fine with my speed?
#2 - Middle Name: Banks\ Mad MS paint skills 10/13/2012 on READ DESC 0
#130 - **funnymidget rolled a random image posted in comment #36 a…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2012 on LIFE 0
#172 - smellmyfaceforswag (10/13/2012) [-]
#477 - Justin Bieber was also created in Canada. Pretty proud about t…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2012 on Why Hockey is the number 1... -1
User avatar #490 - foreverhated (10/13/2012) [-]
And all his predecessors like the johnahs fags were american.. honestly, who cares. american, canadian- we all stole the land from the indians and we fight over patriotic idiocies. What kunda cult bullshit is that?
User avatar #643 - dony (10/19/2012) [-]
lol you guys gave up the land for booze and you know it
#135 - **funnymidget rolls 9** 10/11/2012 on These shoes were meant for... -1
#328 - And blouses and skirts 10/10/2012 on Aww 0
#324 - HA. Thought about chewbacca 10/08/2012 on This guy. 0
#304 - OMG ANOTHER MIDGET.Also, wtf is that I wanna try it  [+] (3 new replies) 10/08/2012 on This guy. 0
User avatar #310 - tvfreakuk (10/08/2012) [-]
the akinator
User avatar #309 - tallestmidget (10/08/2012) [-]
#324 - funnymidget (10/08/2012) [-]
HA. Thought about chewbacca
#168 - This will come in handy 10/08/2012 on ZAP MUTHAFUCKA +16
#357 - Don't forget your Jacket! 10/02/2012 on Ladies and Gentlemen, The... 0
#296 - Its funny because the picture was rolled. (enlarge) 09/25/2012 on She Wants To Fuck. +1
#199 - **funnymidget rolled a random image posted in comment #11271…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/25/2012 on wat 0
#211 - inanimateobject (09/25/2012) [-]
**inanimateobject rolled a random image posted in comment #92 at Dear Satan, ** MFW I don't even give a fuck!
#201 - gordolicious (09/25/2012) [-]
**gordolicious rolled a random image posted in comment #229041 at Anime & Manga **
#213 - pamman (09/25/2012) [-]
**pamman rolled a random image posted in comment #1142110 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** MFW
#49 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2012 on Brain, What you doing -1
User avatar #58 - eddiethead (09/18/2012) [-]
The first thing I noticed was that she was wearing an Iron Maiden shirt.
#171 - But.. their boobs.. Who doesnt like boobs?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2012 on Hole in the floor -1
User avatar #172 - hisnameisjake (09/18/2012) [-]
gay guys and straight girls. And the 10 year olds that find it "icky" and would flag it
#161 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 09/18/2012 on Hole in the floor 0
#167 - hisnameisjake (09/18/2012) [-]
I have much, much more, but id rather not post them and anger people that would rather not see it
#176 - N. Korean citizen (09/18/2012) [-]
sauce
User avatar #177 - hisnameisjake (09/18/2012) [-]
idk, sorry
#171 - funnymidget (09/18/2012) [-]
But.. their boobs.. Who doesnt like boobs?
User avatar #172 - hisnameisjake (09/18/2012) [-]
gay guys and straight girls. And the 10 year olds that find it "icky" and would flag it
#625 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2012 on so sorry 0
#636 - drmrniceguy (09/04/2012) [-]
That's what I'm talking about buddy!

I made this desktop by myself- I'd say it turned out pretty great :P
#812 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXIKcqfo6bY&feature=related … 08/28/2012 on dont judge -1
#800 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLliMnFYOmg&feature=fvwrel  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2012 on dont judge -1
#830 - N. Korean citizen (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm just not buying it, he was defiantly shot in his upper body, not his hip"ish" area. As far as no gas on him, just cause they didn't pour any on him doesn't mean he didn't burn
#790 - Ghost also wears a fireproof vest, and was shot in upper right…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/28/2012 on dont judge -1
User avatar #844 - arnolducus (08/28/2012) [-]
im pretty sure you cant wear anything to not burn. nomex doesn't support combustion but you can still burn your airway or other internal organs. even firefighter turnouts could not survive being burnt with an acceleration poured on you
User avatar #803 - suckmyrichard (08/28/2012) [-]
fireproof vest but not a fireproof everything else.
User avatar #812 - funnymidget (08/28/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXIKcqfo6bY&feature=related

Watch this. it might explain everything.
Watch video and Read Desc.
#798 - N. Korean citizen (08/28/2012) [-]
http:// www.youtube. com/watch?v= TTsNuUkRtTc

1:30

He is set on fire... but I am interested, where do you read he wears a fireproof vest
#830 - N. Korean citizen (08/28/2012) [-]
I'm just not buying it, he was defiantly shot in his upper body, not his hip"ish" area. As far as no gas on him, just cause they didn't pour any on him doesn't mean he didn't burn
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#4 - blartonfairweather (08/11/2012) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN ME MAKE LOVE ANYMORE?!
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN ME MAKE LOVE ANYMORE?!
User avatar #5 to #4 - funnymidget (08/11/2012) [-]
BECAUSE YOUR EYES ALWAYS SHUT
#6 to #5 - blartonfairweather (08/11/2012) [-]
NO THEY AIN'T! AND YOU KNOW IT! I STARE YOU DOWN WITH SUCH    
FEROCIOUS INTENT! DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING I DON'T!   
AND YOU JUST KEEP LOOKING AWAY FROM ME.   
   
EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
NO THEY AIN'T! AND YOU KNOW IT! I STARE YOU DOWN WITH SUCH
FEROCIOUS INTENT! DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING I DON'T!
AND YOU JUST KEEP LOOKING AWAY FROM ME.

EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
User avatar #7 to #6 - funnymidget (08/11/2012) [-]
ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU HAVE A PIGS TAIL FOR A DICK. I CANT HELP BUT LAUGH AT IT
#8 to #7 - blartonfairweather (08/11/2012) [-]
I'M DONE. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.

I'M TAKING THE KIDS AND WE ARE LEAVING. END OF DISCUSSION.

YOU SICKEN ME. GOODBYE.
User avatar #9 to #8 - funnymidget (08/11/2012) [-]
FINE. PUSSY. CAN HANDLE THESE MAAAAAANTITEHS
#1 - blartonfairweather (08/10/2012) [-]
You ready for this "party"? wink wink.
User avatar #2 to #1 - funnymidget (08/10/2012) [-]
OMG YES
#3 to #2 - blartonfairweather (08/10/2012) [-]
Hahaha, lets get down to business!   
   
COCK RINGS FOR ALL!
Hahaha, lets get down to business!

COCK RINGS FOR ALL!
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