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Date Signed Up:12/18/2011
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#38 - **funnymidget rolled a random image posted in comment #39523… 06/28/2013 on Well that's just mean but... 0
#23 - Never commented before eh? might have to enlarge 06/28/2013 on I laughed more than I... +26
#16 - Picture 06/26/2013 on Giving oral to a girl for... +3
#50 - I saw your name. And Loved it. Be my friend?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Harry Potter +8
User avatar #51 - bigblacknegro (06/25/2013) [-]
k.
your name suits mine.
#53 - barteleiff (06/25/2013) [-]
#59 - cdula (06/25/2013) [-]
I found it slightly arousing
#48 - bigblacknegro  [+] (7 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Harry Potter +9
User avatar #49 - bigblacknegro (06/25/2013) [-]
what
#113 - anonymous (07/07/2014) [-]
Hello
User avatar #114 - bigblacknegro (07/07/2014) [-]
who are you
User avatar #50 - funnymidget (06/25/2013) [-]
I saw your name. And Loved it. Be my friend?
User avatar #51 - bigblacknegro (06/25/2013) [-]
k.
your name suits mine.
#53 - barteleiff (06/25/2013) [-]
#59 - cdula (06/25/2013) [-]
I found it slightly arousing
#26 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2013 on speeding up +8
#47 - fukyu (06/22/2013) [-]
you notice there is no pussy in the pic... thats exactly how you eat the pussy, not at all..
#13 - Introducing... Paws! 06/21/2013 on Jaws +1
#77 - Little Moments - Brad Paisley 06/21/2013 on True Love 0
#228 - He was accurate. 06/17/2013 on Marilyn Monroe 0
#225 - Reminds me of a vagina  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2013 on Marilyn Monroe 0
User avatar #227 - nidhugg (06/17/2013) [-]
That's what he described.
User avatar #228 - funnymidget (06/17/2013) [-]
He was accurate.
#19 - I want a pancock now.. 05/25/2013 on IHOC +1
#311 - Picture 05/25/2013 on telling my fj family, im a... -3
#170 - **funnymidget rolled a random comment #54849 posted by dav… 05/10/2013 on I would never 0
#169 - **funnymidget rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2013 on I would never 0
User avatar #170 - funnymidget (05/10/2013) [-]
**funnymidget rolled a random comment #54849 posted by davvi at Hating - file complaints, whine, airline complaints, rustle jimmies ** :
what. if i drink i don't put anybody at risk. i can't even drive, don't have any car. how am i contributing to drunk driving if i drink?
#168 - **funnymidget rolled user therealtjthemedic **  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2013 on I would never 0
#169 - funnymidget (05/10/2013) [-]
**funnymidget rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at What the F*ck?.......... **
User avatar #170 - funnymidget (05/10/2013) [-]
**funnymidget rolled a random comment #54849 posted by davvi at Hating - file complaints, whine, airline complaints, rustle jimmies ** :
what. if i drink i don't put anybody at risk. i can't even drive, don't have any car. how am i contributing to drunk driving if i drink?
#5 - Dolan was the worst 05/10/2013 on Everybody loves broken .gifs +2
#102 - Now what?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on Photoshop skills 0
User avatar #103 - nim (04/22/2013) [-]
Ignore that. My download still worked.
#99 - Where can I get photoshop?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Photoshop skills 0
User avatar #100 - nim (04/22/2013) [-]
CS2 is free on the website www.adobe.com/downloads/cs2_downloads/
#102 - funnymidget (04/22/2013) [-]
Now what?
User avatar #103 - nim (04/22/2013) [-]
Ignore that. My download still worked.
#3544 - Not the best plan, I know. I might just keep from the pot and …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2013 on Let DJ 4DM1N be your therapist 0
User avatar #3546 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Ditch the dope. Until you become a cop. Then appropriate a gram or so from every bust you make.
#3540 - Shes going to Beauty School, to become a Cosmetologist. And I'…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Let DJ 4DM1N be your therapist 0
User avatar #3541 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Good luck with that.....
User avatar #3544 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Not the best plan, I know. I might just keep from the pot and become a cop. I wanna be a cop. But I also wanna smoke. >.<
User avatar #3546 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Ditch the dope. Until you become a cop. Then appropriate a gram or so from every bust you make.
#3533 - Yep, but I won't break up with her, and she won't break up wit…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Let DJ 4DM1N be your therapist 0
User avatar #3535 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Until you go to separate colleges and one of you fucks somebody else.

If you go to the SAME college though, you can BOTH fuck the same person....and that's where it gets good.
User avatar #3540 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Shes going to Beauty School, to become a Cosmetologist. And I'm gonna be a Stay-Home stoner Occasionly switching thru fast food jobs
User avatar #3541 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Good luck with that.....
User avatar #3544 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Not the best plan, I know. I might just keep from the pot and become a cop. I wanna be a cop. But I also wanna smoke. >.<
User avatar #3546 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Ditch the dope. Until you become a cop. Then appropriate a gram or so from every bust you make.
#3528 - Her cousin is a bitch, and told her mom my gf was having stoma…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Let DJ 4DM1N be your therapist 0
User avatar #3531 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Women....

But yeah...that is pretty terrible. And I'm guessing that's why you two are separated now?
User avatar #3533 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Yep, but I won't break up with her, and she won't break up with me. We're gonna ride out the tide and land on the beach holding hands to the end,
User avatar #3535 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Until you go to separate colleges and one of you fucks somebody else.

If you go to the SAME college though, you can BOTH fuck the same person....and that's where it gets good.
User avatar #3540 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Shes going to Beauty School, to become a Cosmetologist. And I'm gonna be a Stay-Home stoner Occasionly switching thru fast food jobs
User avatar #3541 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Good luck with that.....
User avatar #3544 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Not the best plan, I know. I might just keep from the pot and become a cop. I wanna be a cop. But I also wanna smoke. >.<
User avatar #3546 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Ditch the dope. Until you become a cop. Then appropriate a gram or so from every bust you make.
#3520 - Her mom already knew. My gf told her mom. Her mom wanted to te…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Let DJ 4DM1N be your therapist 0
User avatar #3523 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
User avatar #3528 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Her cousin is a bitch, and told her mom my gf was having stomach pains (she had the flu, but only the stomach aches I usedprotection) And her cousin's mom told my GF's mom, and She wouldn't stop bugging my gf about it.
User avatar #3531 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Women....

But yeah...that is pretty terrible. And I'm guessing that's why you two are separated now?
User avatar #3533 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Yep, but I won't break up with her, and she won't break up with me. We're gonna ride out the tide and land on the beach holding hands to the end,
User avatar #3535 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Until you go to separate colleges and one of you fucks somebody else.

If you go to the SAME college though, you can BOTH fuck the same person....and that's where it gets good.
User avatar #3540 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Shes going to Beauty School, to become a Cosmetologist. And I'm gonna be a Stay-Home stoner Occasionly switching thru fast food jobs
User avatar #3541 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Good luck with that.....
User avatar #3544 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Not the best plan, I know. I might just keep from the pot and become a cop. I wanna be a cop. But I also wanna smoke. >.<
User avatar #3546 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Ditch the dope. Until you become a cop. Then appropriate a gram or so from every bust you make.
#3512 - And whats even worse is I had to tell her mom straight up that…  [+] (11 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Let DJ 4DM1N be your therapist 0
User avatar #3514 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!
User avatar #3520 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Her mom already knew. My gf told her mom. Her mom wanted to test my honesty.
User avatar #3523 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
User avatar #3528 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Her cousin is a bitch, and told her mom my gf was having stomach pains (she had the flu, but only the stomach aches I usedprotection) And her cousin's mom told my GF's mom, and She wouldn't stop bugging my gf about it.
User avatar #3531 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Women....

But yeah...that is pretty terrible. And I'm guessing that's why you two are separated now?
User avatar #3533 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Yep, but I won't break up with her, and she won't break up with me. We're gonna ride out the tide and land on the beach holding hands to the end,
User avatar #3535 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Until you go to separate colleges and one of you fucks somebody else.

If you go to the SAME college though, you can BOTH fuck the same person....and that's where it gets good.
User avatar #3540 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Shes going to Beauty School, to become a Cosmetologist. And I'm gonna be a Stay-Home stoner Occasionly switching thru fast food jobs
User avatar #3541 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Good luck with that.....
User avatar #3544 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Not the best plan, I know. I might just keep from the pot and become a cop. I wanna be a cop. But I also wanna smoke. >.<
User avatar #3546 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Ditch the dope. Until you become a cop. Then appropriate a gram or so from every bust you make.
#3505 - Both 16 next month  [+] (13 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Let DJ 4DM1N be your therapist 0
User avatar #3509 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
SHeeeeiiiiiiit. That's rough, buddy.
User avatar #3512 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
And whats even worse is I had to tell her mom straight up that I fucked her daughter
User avatar #3514 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!
User avatar #3520 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Her mom already knew. My gf told her mom. Her mom wanted to test my honesty.
User avatar #3523 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE DO THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
User avatar #3528 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Her cousin is a bitch, and told her mom my gf was having stomach pains (she had the flu, but only the stomach aches I usedprotection) And her cousin's mom told my GF's mom, and She wouldn't stop bugging my gf about it.
User avatar #3531 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Women....

But yeah...that is pretty terrible. And I'm guessing that's why you two are separated now?
User avatar #3533 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Yep, but I won't break up with her, and she won't break up with me. We're gonna ride out the tide and land on the beach holding hands to the end,
User avatar #3535 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Until you go to separate colleges and one of you fucks somebody else.

If you go to the SAME college though, you can BOTH fuck the same person....and that's where it gets good.
User avatar #3540 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Shes going to Beauty School, to become a Cosmetologist. And I'm gonna be a Stay-Home stoner Occasionly switching thru fast food jobs
User avatar #3541 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Good luck with that.....
User avatar #3544 - funnymidget (04/18/2013) [-]
Not the best plan, I know. I might just keep from the pot and become a cop. I wanna be a cop. But I also wanna smoke. >.<
User avatar #3546 - multimedia (04/18/2013) [-]
Ditch the dope. Until you become a cop. Then appropriate a gram or so from every bust you make.
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#4 - blartonfairweather (08/11/2012) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN ME MAKE LOVE ANYMORE?!
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN ME MAKE LOVE ANYMORE?!
User avatar #5 to #4 - funnymidget (08/11/2012) [-]
BECAUSE YOUR EYES ALWAYS SHUT
#6 to #5 - blartonfairweather (08/11/2012) [-]
NO THEY AIN'T! AND YOU KNOW IT! I STARE YOU DOWN WITH SUCH    
FEROCIOUS INTENT! DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING I DON'T!   
AND YOU JUST KEEP LOOKING AWAY FROM ME.   
   
EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
NO THEY AIN'T! AND YOU KNOW IT! I STARE YOU DOWN WITH SUCH
FEROCIOUS INTENT! DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING I DON'T!
AND YOU JUST KEEP LOOKING AWAY FROM ME.

EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
User avatar #7 to #6 - funnymidget (08/11/2012) [-]
ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU HAVE A PIGS TAIL FOR A DICK. I CANT HELP BUT LAUGH AT IT
#8 to #7 - blartonfairweather (08/11/2012) [-]
I'M DONE. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.

I'M TAKING THE KIDS AND WE ARE LEAVING. END OF DISCUSSION.

YOU SICKEN ME. GOODBYE.
User avatar #9 to #8 - funnymidget (08/11/2012) [-]
FINE. PUSSY. CAN HANDLE THESE MAAAAAANTITEHS
#1 - blartonfairweather (08/10/2012) [-]
You ready for this "party"? wink wink.
User avatar #2 to #1 - funnymidget (08/10/2012) [-]
OMG YES
#3 to #2 - blartonfairweather (08/10/2012) [-]
Hahaha, lets get down to business!   
   
COCK RINGS FOR ALL!
Hahaha, lets get down to business!

COCK RINGS FOR ALL!
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