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Date Signed Up:12/18/2011
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#4 - Im still able to buy vault though.  [+] (15 new replies) 09/03/2013 on A hero is born +3
#10 - zefersniptrin has deleted their comment.
User avatar #9 - twi (09/03/2013) [-]
tell me. right now.
User avatar #6 - lfunnymanl (09/03/2013) [-]
how you must tell us
#5 - flemsdfer (09/03/2013) [-]
You have my attention.
User avatar #12 - nightroller (09/03/2013) [-]
They still sell it here in Pennsylvania
#13 - flemsdfer (09/03/2013) [-]
Dude.......help me
User avatar #42 - butterisgood (09/04/2013) [-]
I just watched that episode a few hours ago.
User avatar #17 - nightroller (09/03/2013) [-]
I thought I saw a stack of 12 can boxes at my grocery store :p Guess it's gone, people are selling it on e-bay for a lot of money...$100 plus for a 12 pack
#20 - flemsdfer (09/03/2013) [-]
I miss it so much. It's been gone from Illinois for awhile.
User avatar #22 - nightroller (09/03/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's discontinued. There's still Mello Yello, and Mountain Dew though
#23 - flemsdfer (09/03/2013) [-]
They're nowhere near the same
#40 - anonymous (09/04/2013) [-]
dey r bettr
User avatar #24 - nightroller (09/03/2013) [-]
Well what about Sun Drop?
User avatar #25 - flemsdfer (09/03/2013) [-]
No, it's not like it either. Vault was very much like Surge which was another popular soda that was discontinued. It just seems to be a doomed flavor as it's fanbase is huge but gets pulled off the market anyways.
#15 - nightroller has deleted their comment.
#16 - its not though 09/03/2013 on A Vision to Dream About -3
#22 - Why not just eat them?  [+] (7 new replies) 09/03/2013 on After niggershrimp... +1
#24 - aagottl (09/03/2013) [-]
Most dogs in human care are bird-dogs, so they bring anything they kill to their masters.
User avatar #25 - funnymidget (09/03/2013) [-]
That doesn't answer my question. They could cook the chicken and eat it.
#26 - aagottl (09/03/2013) [-]
Oh, thought you meant the dog, a lot of chicken owners think of them as pets of a sort, and though they are fine with eating the eggs, they would not eat the chicken, and most people do not know or want to know how to disembowel a chick, when chickens get killed by dogs it is generally very clean, with the chicken barely bleeding.(I used to have 4 dogs and 50 chickens)
User avatar #28 - corso (09/03/2013) [-]
How do people not know how to disembowel? It's kind of an instinctual thing.
#30 - aagottl (09/04/2013) [-]
Who wants to disembowel a chicken? almost nobody you might, but most people do not.
User avatar #31 - funnymidget (09/07/2013) [-]
Take it to a butcher?
#32 - aagottl (09/07/2013) [-]
It is quite rare for someone to go to a butcher.
#13 - **funnymidget rolled a random comment #3735818 posted by d… 09/03/2013 on A Win in the FJ Comments. 0
#22 - Picture 09/03/2013 on Hilarious Pranks -2
#253 - I actually agree with you on this one. Too damn slimey. 09/02/2013 on God-like sandwich 0
#159 - Picture 08/31/2013 on To the "Cancer man" 0
#157 - What about the Direction Infection?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on To the "Cancer man" 0
User avatar #334 - chezburgadominator (08/31/2013) [-]
Do what you must
#2 - Yes. 08/29/2013 on Description +1
#37 - It pains me so much to read this, Especially when I have a Bab… 08/28/2013 on Damn /b/ 0
#5 - Picture 08/26/2013 on Booty +2
#28 - No, He's the cock that has to ask the cock's permission to … 08/25/2013 on U.S Laws 0
#26 - No, the chicken and the Cock  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2013 on U.S Laws 0
User avatar #27 - TheHutchie (08/25/2013) [-]
Is kathuzada the Cock?
User avatar #28 - funnymidget (08/25/2013) [-]
No, He's the cock that has to ask the cock's permission to fuck his chicken.
#121 - So at 2:34, a little dance starts. Can someon… 08/20/2013 on Rev up those acceptable bounds -1
#553 - Noone to sleep with? Refill your bed! 08/20/2013 on Choose +1
#7 - Do you think this is a frogging game?__ 08/16/2013 on Actually I DO think it's a... -4
#185 - *******  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on Ruins of detroit pt.2 0
User avatar #187 - feelythefeel (08/11/2013) [-]
Ironically, it has more to do with white people.
#36 - And this I giveth unto you 08/11/2013 on Oh the hilarity +3
#15 - Ya did Good. Thank you. 08/11/2013 on puns=funs +1
#12 - Put OP instead of Travis for me please  [+] (5 new replies) 08/11/2013 on puns=funs +1
#13 - atma (08/11/2013) [-]
since you said please
I did the best I could with MS Paint, if anyone has better tools at their disposal, do that thing you do
User avatar #18 - vatra (08/11/2013) [-]
I also have a request that I would be much appreciative of. Make it say Carlos, please.
#23 - atma (08/11/2013) [-]
this is becoming something of a science
#24 - vatra (08/11/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #15 - funnymidget (08/11/2013) [-]
Ya did Good. Thank you.
#53 - He was high, she was 12. 08/11/2013 on fail 0
#21 - Have fun with the Feminists.. 08/10/2013 on Hot 0
#107 - Was the first mission made after the movie "Saving privat…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2013 on hi 0
#138 - jewelry has deleted their comment.
User avatar #109 - lazersharkheads (08/09/2013) [-]
I actually have no idea and will whilst writing this comment down check on the almighty internet. Seeing as MoH: Frontline was realeased four years after Saving Private Ryan (2002 and 1998 respectively), I guess there could be some relation between the two. Plus ye ole Wikipedo says it's generally considered that it's the case. So yeah, probably.
#72 - It'd wipe out America, and most of Europe before even touching…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2013 on Facts -1
User avatar #74 - zomaru (08/04/2013) [-]
No, it would wipe out the western america, then cause giant ash clouds over the rest of the world.
#68 - How about several small nukes?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2013 on Facts -1
User avatar #70 - zomaru (08/04/2013) [-]
Over time possibly. Have about we just wait for the yellowstone eruption to take care of it for us.
User avatar #72 - funnymidget (08/04/2013) [-]
It'd wipe out America, and most of Europe before even touching those people
User avatar #74 - zomaru (08/04/2013) [-]
No, it would wipe out the western america, then cause giant ash clouds over the rest of the world.
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#4 - blartonfairweather (08/11/2012) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN ME MAKE LOVE ANYMORE?!
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN ME MAKE LOVE ANYMORE?!
User avatar #5 to #4 - funnymidget (08/11/2012) [-]
BECAUSE YOUR EYES ALWAYS SHUT
#6 to #5 - blartonfairweather (08/11/2012) [-]
NO THEY AIN'T! AND YOU KNOW IT! I STARE YOU DOWN WITH SUCH    
FEROCIOUS INTENT! DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING I DON'T!   
AND YOU JUST KEEP LOOKING AWAY FROM ME.   
   
EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
NO THEY AIN'T! AND YOU KNOW IT! I STARE YOU DOWN WITH SUCH
FEROCIOUS INTENT! DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING I DON'T!
AND YOU JUST KEEP LOOKING AWAY FROM ME.

EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
User avatar #7 to #6 - funnymidget (08/11/2012) [-]
ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU HAVE A PIGS TAIL FOR A DICK. I CANT HELP BUT LAUGH AT IT
#8 to #7 - blartonfairweather (08/11/2012) [-]
I'M DONE. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.

I'M TAKING THE KIDS AND WE ARE LEAVING. END OF DISCUSSION.

YOU SICKEN ME. GOODBYE.
User avatar #9 to #8 - funnymidget (08/11/2012) [-]
FINE. PUSSY. CAN HANDLE THESE MAAAAAANTITEHS
#1 - blartonfairweather (08/10/2012) [-]
You ready for this "party"? wink wink.
User avatar #2 to #1 - funnymidget (08/10/2012) [-]
OMG YES
#3 to #2 - blartonfairweather (08/10/2012) [-]
Hahaha, lets get down to business!   
   
COCK RINGS FOR ALL!
Hahaha, lets get down to business!

COCK RINGS FOR ALL!
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