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Date Signed Up:12/18/2011
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#44 - What in the **** man 10/19/2013 on guys will understand +2
#96899 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #96909 - rplix (10/16/2013) [-]
Lol picture looks like you are kissing her ass.

Good luck being a hobo.
User avatar #96902 - misticalz (10/16/2013) [-]
Good luck being poor c:
User avatar #96900 - kingofdogs (10/16/2013) [-]
Shit nigga, I'm fifteen, I wouldn't even think about having a child, I haven't even had sex, whoah, bro, good luck, man
#6254182 - It was gone?  [+] (5 new replies) 10/16/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #6254232 - lordkevinhanian (10/16/2013) [-]
it has never come to existence
User avatar #6254218 - sovereigngrave (10/16/2013) [-]
It still is.
User avatar #6254217 - playfilly (10/16/2013) [-]
you'll neverknow
User avatar #6254201 - zeruaargi (10/16/2013) [-]
It was never here
User avatar #6254192 - overjoyed (10/16/2013) [-]
maybe
#77 - Deaf in my right ear 10/16/2013 on I see no downside here 0
#53 - Can he swing from a web? No he can't because he's an Elk … 10/16/2013 on Has science gone too far? 0
#181 - Plot Twist: I'm Justin Beiber 10/14/2013 on My confession +2
#177 - Plot twist: You're the mother.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/14/2013 on My confession +2
User avatar #179 - quadrilateral (10/14/2013) [-]
Plot twist: I'm you
User avatar #181 - funnymidget (10/14/2013) [-]
Plot Twist: I'm Justin Beiber
#38 - Because they have to learn the difference between a ***…  [+] (12 new replies) 10/14/2013 on A delightful woman I work... -5
User avatar #41 - dflash (10/14/2013) [-]
But it's not fair to every other race saying that only black people have the capacity to be bad people. While you're at it there's also... White trash, spicks, pedo priests, etc. If there's anything you should teach a kid, it's that anybody can be a shitty person... not just black people :l
#49 - mitchr (10/14/2013) [-]
Here you go.
User avatar #79 - thatoneiranianguy (10/14/2013) [-]
I get the point, but I'd like to throw out the fact that Hitler wasn't a Christian. Many more suitable people could be put there.
User avatar #80 - mitchr (10/14/2013) [-]
I didn't make it. Got it from front page back before I made an account.
User avatar #81 - thatoneiranianguy (10/14/2013) [-]
I'm aware, just was doing a "more you know" for everyone that comes across it.
#83 - mitchr (10/14/2013) [-]
Ah. Very well then, thumb for you. Now, who would have gone great there?
User avatar #88 - thatoneiranianguy (10/14/2013) [-]
You could probably pick just about any one from a list of popes, (in)famous Crusaders, or kings after the Protestant Reformation. I couldn't quite put one individual name on it.

The interesting thing about Stalin though, is it's arguable that he (although in the end was an Atheist) was a very pious Christian for a long time. He originally was studying to come under priesthood I believe.

However in short I personally think a lot of his personal conversion to Atheism was due to his party's founding beliefs - i.e. the fact that Communism is generally regarded on Secular or Atheistic policies.

Same could be said about Hitler. It's hard to really tell when these people contradicted their beliefs so often with their actions. On multiple Stalin had supported the church yet killed many along the way. Same with Hitler.

User avatar #89 - mitchr (10/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, the line is often blurred.


Also, the joke was that the SPanish Inquisition are the evil Christians.
User avatar #90 - thatoneiranianguy (10/14/2013) [-]
Ah that too....just about any Spanish Conquistador could take that place too. The Spanish went in with the "convert or die!" method when colonizing the Americas.

History is so fun yet....so confusing. There's always one theory then there's always one that disproves your theory or atleast fractures it.
User avatar #92 - mitchr (10/14/2013) [-]
Well, as the cliche goes, for, you see, my good Iranian guy, some things are cliche'd for a reason, History is written by the victors.
User avatar #93 - thatoneiranianguy (10/14/2013) [-]
And that being said I go by one of my most important rules when reading history is don't assume the guy writing it is telling the truth. Even if it's a really controversial topic. Whether it be the United States' less than reputable history minorities or even the holocaust.

Which is really a huge problem here with public education in the states (I dont know where you live but I imagine it's probably similar,) history classes do more regurgitation than they do analysis. Which ultimately makes the point of history class useless if you don't understand multiple viewpoints of past and present accounts.

User avatar #94 - mitchr (10/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, a lot of it is memorizing facts and not much else. I agree, it is a big issue.
#147 - Plot Twist: It was her mother  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2013 on My confession +2
User avatar #151 - quadrilateral (10/14/2013) [-]
Plot twist: She's her own mother
User avatar #177 - funnymidget (10/14/2013) [-]
Plot twist: You're the mother.
User avatar #179 - quadrilateral (10/14/2013) [-]
Plot twist: I'm you
User avatar #181 - funnymidget (10/14/2013) [-]
Plot Twist: I'm Justin Beiber
#2 - Thats what you think 10/12/2013 on WHY NOT? +6
#5 - Not only is it Giant, it's double-sided. 10/03/2013 on Angry Customer +2
#331 - Unlimited fast food, plus CFA, 18 yr old, Unlimited drugs, and… 09/30/2013 on basement decision 0
#126 - The caller is from the 1970s and he called about the story abo…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2013 on There and back again... +1
User avatar #140 - soule (09/30/2013) [-]
It says the caller called after the man disappeared in 1997. The caller is from the 90's.

Don't think they had cell-phones in the 70's, either.
#112 - Sounds Canadian to me 09/28/2013 on What a devoted dad. 0
#11 - I never wanted to believe my father was stealing from his job … 09/25/2013 on Criminal dad +1
#122764 - Picture 09/24/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#10 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 09/21/2013 on Gene couldn't get any Wilder +66
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User avatar #59 - cubanwhiteman (09/21/2013) [-]
Because thsi was posted first I suppose.
#81 - crazehtoast has deleted their comment.
User avatar #54 - brokentail (09/21/2013) [-]
It's from when most of the unemployed faggots are awake, as opposed to four hours ago.
Also, she actually has green hair in that picture.
User avatar #55 - crazehtoast (09/21/2013) [-]
Works for me... I guess.
#23 - belz (09/21/2013) [-]
aw dang didnt hit the +with replies before i commented ._.
#66 - Are you kidding? Upload more! I loved it! 09/19/2013 on true story 0
#7 - Acid. 09/15/2013 on feels on the bus goes round... 0
#70 - Do they teach miles in European/British schools?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2013 on [Rages Internally] +2
User avatar #95 - devorezz (09/11/2013) [-]
British roads are measured in miles, and they use mph, not kph. Which is really weird, speaking as someone who (in a video game) has driven a truck in Europe.
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2013 on Hue. +5
User avatar #5 - articulate (09/09/2013) [-]
>semingly
#30 - But.. we bought it fair and square. 09/09/2013 on Someone finally said it +1
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2013 on Father of the year -61
#4 - kyoun (09/09/2013) [-]
Fuck both of you niggers and your incorrect meme.
#9 - Creant (09/09/2013) [-]
#31 - Take it to a butcher?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2013 on After niggershrimp... 0
#32 - aagottl (09/07/2013) [-]
It is quite rare for someone to go to a butcher.
#25 - That doesn't answer my question. They could cook the chicken a…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/03/2013 on After niggershrimp... 0
#26 - aagottl (09/03/2013) [-]
Oh, thought you meant the dog, a lot of chicken owners think of them as pets of a sort, and though they are fine with eating the eggs, they would not eat the chicken, and most people do not know or want to know how to disembowel a chick, when chickens get killed by dogs it is generally very clean, with the chicken barely bleeding.(I used to have 4 dogs and 50 chickens)
User avatar #28 - corso (09/03/2013) [-]
How do people not know how to disembowel? It's kind of an instinctual thing.
#30 - aagottl (09/04/2013) [-]
Who wants to disembowel a chicken? almost nobody you might, but most people do not.
User avatar #31 - funnymidget (09/07/2013) [-]
Take it to a butcher?
#32 - aagottl (09/07/2013) [-]
It is quite rare for someone to go to a butcher.
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#4 - blartonfairweather (08/11/2012) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN ME MAKE LOVE ANYMORE?!
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN ME MAKE LOVE ANYMORE?!
User avatar #5 to #4 - funnymidget (08/11/2012) [-]
BECAUSE YOUR EYES ALWAYS SHUT
#6 to #5 - blartonfairweather (08/11/2012) [-]
NO THEY AIN'T! AND YOU KNOW IT! I STARE YOU DOWN WITH SUCH    
FEROCIOUS INTENT! DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING I DON'T!   
AND YOU JUST KEEP LOOKING AWAY FROM ME.   
   
EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
NO THEY AIN'T! AND YOU KNOW IT! I STARE YOU DOWN WITH SUCH
FEROCIOUS INTENT! DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING I DON'T!
AND YOU JUST KEEP LOOKING AWAY FROM ME.

EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
User avatar #7 to #6 - funnymidget (08/11/2012) [-]
ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU HAVE A PIGS TAIL FOR A DICK. I CANT HELP BUT LAUGH AT IT
#8 to #7 - blartonfairweather (08/11/2012) [-]
I'M DONE. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.

I'M TAKING THE KIDS AND WE ARE LEAVING. END OF DISCUSSION.

YOU SICKEN ME. GOODBYE.
User avatar #9 to #8 - funnymidget (08/11/2012) [-]
FINE. PUSSY. CAN HANDLE THESE MAAAAAANTITEHS
#1 - blartonfairweather (08/10/2012) [-]
You ready for this "party"? wink wink.
User avatar #2 to #1 - funnymidget (08/10/2012) [-]
OMG YES
#3 to #2 - blartonfairweather (08/10/2012) [-]
Hahaha, lets get down to business!   
   
COCK RINGS FOR ALL!
Hahaha, lets get down to business!

COCK RINGS FOR ALL!
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