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#49 - There are two kinds of people 02/02/2014 on the dog's chase +1
#4 - Is it just me or does his hair look drawn on? 01/21/2014 on Vinne +13
#20 - It's not exactly being a prick, I'm sure he'll get a laugh out…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Lost A Bet +5
User avatar #21 - corso (01/18/2014) [-]
No, what he did was definitely being a prick.
#26 - mebbid (01/18/2014) [-]
Here I got this for you. I think you REALLY need one right now. It's a guy thing. Friends fuck with each other. If this was given to me, id laugh my ass off getting it open.
#157 - pkrbarmovie (01/19/2014) [-]
Agreed and thumbed.
User avatar #22 - kousei (01/18/2014) [-]
I gotta agree with the midget here. I would rather get that hell-hole of a puzzle then just get my winnings. Be miffed at the time but afterwords I'd have perfect excuse to get them back and a great fucking story.
#23 - corso (01/18/2014) [-]
I would just throw it at his stupid face.
User avatar #24 - kousei (01/18/2014) [-]
Well that IS being a prick.
#25 - corso (01/18/2014) [-]
He knows damn well what he did.
#42 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
#16 - Who knows, he's most likely going to get the chains, locks, sa…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Lost A Bet +7
User avatar #17 - corso (01/18/2014) [-]
By being a prick to your friend because you lost a bet?
User avatar #20 - funnymidget (01/18/2014) [-]
It's not exactly being a prick, I'm sure he'll get a laugh out of it to. It's making memories that counts man. Hell, I'd do something similar to my friends because we like to fuck around with each other. This might be the same case.
User avatar #21 - corso (01/18/2014) [-]
No, what he did was definitely being a prick.
#26 - mebbid (01/18/2014) [-]
Here I got this for you. I think you REALLY need one right now. It's a guy thing. Friends fuck with each other. If this was given to me, id laugh my ass off getting it open.
#157 - pkrbarmovie (01/19/2014) [-]
Agreed and thumbed.
User avatar #22 - kousei (01/18/2014) [-]
I gotta agree with the midget here. I would rather get that hell-hole of a puzzle then just get my winnings. Be miffed at the time but afterwords I'd have perfect excuse to get them back and a great fucking story.
#23 - corso (01/18/2014) [-]
I would just throw it at his stupid face.
User avatar #24 - kousei (01/18/2014) [-]
Well that IS being a prick.
#25 - corso (01/18/2014) [-]
He knows damn well what he did.
#42 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
#14 - Not necessarily, it's just the fact that me most likely alread…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Lost A Bet +2
#128 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
lemme guess, your parents bought them, didnt they?
User avatar #15 - corso (01/18/2014) [-]
It's still a monetary loss.
User avatar #16 - funnymidget (01/18/2014) [-]
Who knows, he's most likely going to get the chains, locks, safe and whatever else is useful back. Crumpled paper and a banana isn't that much of a monetary loss. And besides, what fun is just GIVING the guy the card? Have a lil fun with it, eh?
User avatar #17 - corso (01/18/2014) [-]
By being a prick to your friend because you lost a bet?
User avatar #20 - funnymidget (01/18/2014) [-]
It's not exactly being a prick, I'm sure he'll get a laugh out of it to. It's making memories that counts man. Hell, I'd do something similar to my friends because we like to fuck around with each other. This might be the same case.
User avatar #21 - corso (01/18/2014) [-]
No, what he did was definitely being a prick.
#26 - mebbid (01/18/2014) [-]
Here I got this for you. I think you REALLY need one right now. It's a guy thing. Friends fuck with each other. If this was given to me, id laugh my ass off getting it open.
#157 - pkrbarmovie (01/19/2014) [-]
Agreed and thumbed.
User avatar #22 - kousei (01/18/2014) [-]
I gotta agree with the midget here. I would rather get that hell-hole of a puzzle then just get my winnings. Be miffed at the time but afterwords I'd have perfect excuse to get them back and a great fucking story.
#23 - corso (01/18/2014) [-]
I would just throw it at his stupid face.
User avatar #24 - kousei (01/18/2014) [-]
Well that IS being a prick.
#25 - corso (01/18/2014) [-]
He knows damn well what he did.
#42 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
#10 - Those are all common househoud items..  [+] (15 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Lost A Bet +1
User avatar #12 - corso (01/18/2014) [-]
And that makes them cost less?
User avatar #14 - funnymidget (01/18/2014) [-]
Not necessarily, it's just the fact that me most likely already had all those items in his house, and didn't have to go spend any money, as you implied.
#128 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
lemme guess, your parents bought them, didnt they?
User avatar #15 - corso (01/18/2014) [-]
It's still a monetary loss.
User avatar #16 - funnymidget (01/18/2014) [-]
Who knows, he's most likely going to get the chains, locks, safe and whatever else is useful back. Crumpled paper and a banana isn't that much of a monetary loss. And besides, what fun is just GIVING the guy the card? Have a lil fun with it, eh?
User avatar #17 - corso (01/18/2014) [-]
By being a prick to your friend because you lost a bet?
User avatar #20 - funnymidget (01/18/2014) [-]
It's not exactly being a prick, I'm sure he'll get a laugh out of it to. It's making memories that counts man. Hell, I'd do something similar to my friends because we like to fuck around with each other. This might be the same case.
User avatar #21 - corso (01/18/2014) [-]
No, what he did was definitely being a prick.
#26 - mebbid (01/18/2014) [-]
Here I got this for you. I think you REALLY need one right now. It's a guy thing. Friends fuck with each other. If this was given to me, id laugh my ass off getting it open.
#157 - pkrbarmovie (01/19/2014) [-]
Agreed and thumbed.
User avatar #22 - kousei (01/18/2014) [-]
I gotta agree with the midget here. I would rather get that hell-hole of a puzzle then just get my winnings. Be miffed at the time but afterwords I'd have perfect excuse to get them back and a great fucking story.
#23 - corso (01/18/2014) [-]
I would just throw it at his stupid face.
User avatar #24 - kousei (01/18/2014) [-]
Well that IS being a prick.
#25 - corso (01/18/2014) [-]
He knows damn well what he did.
#42 - anonymous (01/19/2014) [-]
#11 - I have the same poster on the right. 01/18/2014 on AWESOMENESS. -1
#34 - When he slams it, it looks like a twinkie.. 01/17/2014 on A worthy opponent 0
#19 - Makes me hate Women more... 01/09/2014 on Break 0
#11 - If you look above faggot, it spells Pegda. Pegdafaggot. Peg Da Faggot. 01/04/2014 on noticed? +28
#60 - Just watched that movie the other night. 12/29/2013 on NASA really tested this. +1
#95 - I don't know man, all the blood in the baby carriage is kinda …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Deaths of the Week 0
User avatar #106 - scottshur (12/03/2013) [-]
it happens in the comics just like this except Lori falls on her
User avatar #166 - napalmsun (12/03/2013) [-]
hershel died alot sooner in the comics from what i remember
User avatar #183 - scottshur (12/05/2013) [-]
killed by the Governor in the comics. Headshot BOOM
User avatar #182 - scottshur (12/05/2013) [-]
no he dies at the prison too he just gets bit or something
User avatar #120 - mrdudeface (12/03/2013) [-]
yeah but still,
#94 - Don't forget Hershel.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on Deaths of the Week +7
User avatar #108 - captaintoasty (12/03/2013) [-]
And the other Brian.
#39 - Trying to say that second word .. Omf  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2013 on Dyslexics 0
#37 - How about the poor **** who came up with Disestab…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Dyslexics 0
User avatar #38 - soontobefamous (11/22/2013) [-]
*antidisestablishmentarianism

*floccinaucinihilipilification

*supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
User avatar #39 - funnymidget (11/22/2013) [-]
Trying to say that second word .. Omf
#61 - Michigander here. 11/21/2013 on Better than masturbation 0
#190 - **funnymidget rolls 17** 11/15/2013 on does it? 0
#423 - Uncontrollable Flatulence, 11/08/2013 on Make admin raugh 0
#87 - **funnymidget rolled a random image posted in comment #425 … 11/03/2013 on Lose/Lose +1
#86 - Comment deleted 11/03/2013 on Lose/Lose 0
#150 - **funnymidget rolled a random image posted in comment #36 a…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Dimensional Communication +3
#165 - sadistikal (11/01/2013) [-]
**sadistikal rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at Bread ** your move
#263 - halloweenwillcome (11/02/2013) [-]
**halloweenwillcome rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Its the Dogs ** I died.
#193 - cosmicapprentice (11/01/2013) [-]
**cosmicapprentice rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at The Cycle Continues! ** Your move.
#72 - If anyone wants sauce 10/26/2013 on synchronized warfare +3
#5 - Picture 10/25/2013 on How i eat da pusy 0
#1 - Sauce on Coke Phone 10/24/2013 on Things you can know but... 0
#154 - **funnymidget rolled user ViXi ** Love me.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2013 on This just happened 0
User avatar #214 - ViXi (10/19/2013) [-]
I love you.
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#4 - blartonfairweather (08/11/2012) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN ME MAKE LOVE ANYMORE?!
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN ME MAKE LOVE ANYMORE?!
User avatar #5 to #4 - funnymidget (08/11/2012) [-]
BECAUSE YOUR EYES ALWAYS SHUT
#6 to #5 - blartonfairweather (08/11/2012) [-]
NO THEY AIN'T! AND YOU KNOW IT! I STARE YOU DOWN WITH SUCH    
FEROCIOUS INTENT! DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING I DON'T!   
AND YOU JUST KEEP LOOKING AWAY FROM ME.   
   
EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
NO THEY AIN'T! AND YOU KNOW IT! I STARE YOU DOWN WITH SUCH
FEROCIOUS INTENT! DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING I DON'T!
AND YOU JUST KEEP LOOKING AWAY FROM ME.

EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
User avatar #7 to #6 - funnymidget (08/11/2012) [-]
ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU HAVE A PIGS TAIL FOR A DICK. I CANT HELP BUT LAUGH AT IT
#8 to #7 - blartonfairweather (08/11/2012) [-]
I'M DONE. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.

I'M TAKING THE KIDS AND WE ARE LEAVING. END OF DISCUSSION.

YOU SICKEN ME. GOODBYE.
User avatar #9 to #8 - funnymidget (08/11/2012) [-]
FINE. PUSSY. CAN HANDLE THESE MAAAAAANTITEHS
#1 - blartonfairweather (08/10/2012) [-]
You ready for this "party"? wink wink.
User avatar #2 to #1 - funnymidget (08/10/2012) [-]
OMG YES
#3 to #2 - blartonfairweather (08/10/2012) [-]
Hahaha, lets get down to business!   
   
COCK RINGS FOR ALL!
Hahaha, lets get down to business!

COCK RINGS FOR ALL!
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