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#73771 - Good. Hows kayzl?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2013 on Social Board 0
User avatar #74606 - kayzl (04/09/2013) [-]
still want to rocket to some other habitable planet filled with less douchebags
the rest of season 7 of futurama is coming out in June... so we have that
#73770 - Hiya!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2013 on Social Board 0
#73774 - katinka (04/03/2013) [-]
#63595 - clean pair i should add 04/03/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#63594 - im ready to sleep, im in nothing but boxers. my only pair..  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#63596 - satanlovesyouall (04/03/2013) [-]
Okay! Quickly! What items are around you?!
User avatar #63670 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
Im all done nowl Got off 3 hours ago. But there was a shampoo bottle, cigarette, Lighter, and a soap bottle.
#63592 - Im sitting here. On the toilet, in my bathroom. I got the liqu…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #63702 - klink (04/03/2013) [-]
Seems you're stuck in a shitty situation
#63593 - satanlovesyouall (04/03/2013) [-]
Use your sock.
User avatar #63595 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
clean pair i should add
User avatar #63594 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
im ready to sleep, im in nothing but boxers. my only pair..
#63596 - satanlovesyouall (04/03/2013) [-]
Okay! Quickly! What items are around you?!
User avatar #63670 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
Im all done nowl Got off 3 hours ago. But there was a shampoo bottle, cigarette, Lighter, and a soap bottle.
#73755 - So hey. I need friends. Talk to me?  [+] (7 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Social Board 0
#73960 - minimoe (04/05/2013) [-]
hi there
#73767 - kayzl (04/03/2013) [-]
How's it going
User avatar #73771 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
Good. Hows kayzl?
User avatar #74606 - kayzl (04/09/2013) [-]
still want to rocket to some other habitable planet filled with less douchebags
the rest of season 7 of futurama is coming out in June... so we have that
#73757 - katinka (04/03/2013) [-]
Hello
User avatar #73770 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
Hiya!
#73774 - katinka (04/03/2013) [-]
#63588 - Me and her went on a date last Saturday to a mosh pit (local h…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #63589 - rhiaanor (04/03/2013) [-]
Well i havent been put any situation like this, so i couldnt tell ya, I don't know the relations between your family and hers, so i couldnt tell if the moms were out to get you, but as far as I've seen, no mother would consent to their daughter cheating, certainly not set them up. If i was in your situation, i would wait for here to get un grounded and wait a couple days after that before "testing" her. Other than that I don't really know what to tell ya, sadly.
#63583 - So, rumors are going around that My girl was planning to cheat…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #63586 - rhiaanor (04/03/2013) [-]
In my 22 years i've only been in 3 serious relationships myself, but from experiences with my friend, try planning a surprise date or something and see how she reacts. If she goes and is really edgy then much suspicion is to be had, and also if she blatantly tries to avoid it suspicion is to be had, also try to get one of your friends to get one of their non mutual friends to do a little spying for you if you deem it necessary.
User avatar #63588 - funnymidget (04/03/2013) [-]
Me and her went on a date last Saturday to a mosh pit (local heavy metal bands n shit, got high, was fucking awesome for us) and we went for a walk before the doors opened. And Her ex's mom saw us walking, and told her mom. (My GF's mom, and her ex's mom arerBEST FRIENDS), so now she got grounded badly. I can't go over there, she cant come to my place, she cant leave the house, no electronics. So it really sucks for me. No dates for a while sadly...
User avatar #63589 - rhiaanor (04/03/2013) [-]
Well i havent been put any situation like this, so i couldnt tell ya, I don't know the relations between your family and hers, so i couldnt tell if the moms were out to get you, but as far as I've seen, no mother would consent to their daughter cheating, certainly not set them up. If i was in your situation, i would wait for here to get un grounded and wait a couple days after that before "testing" her. Other than that I don't really know what to tell ya, sadly.
#13 - Legitimate* 04/03/2013 on Rape Prevention +1
#65 - **funnymidget rolls 206** have some damn attention 04/01/2013 on Yum. -1
#21 - Either Call of Duty WaW, Black Ops, or Black ops 2. 04/01/2013 on : ( 0
#197 - Which would you rather prefer.The SAME four words every time y… 04/01/2013 on A journey of self discovery +2
#10 - By that logic, wouldn't it give Braun business?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2013 on Braun or Apple? +4
User avatar #11 - thepyras (03/13/2013) [-]
Well, I'm not sure, but only because I've never tried to use instagram or tumblr with a radio.



Or anything else, for that matter.
#219 - Mir gehts Nicht Schlecht. Ich Spreche ein bisschen Deutsch. Ic… 03/11/2013 on damn germans 0
#215 - Du sprecken sie Deutsch? Wie Gehts?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2013 on damn germans +1
#217 - christmouth (03/11/2013) [-]
Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch. Es gehts mir gut, und wie geht es dir?
But yeah, I sucked at German, "Ich habe keine Ahnung". was the first thing I said in the German subject, and it would repeated many times. :).
User avatar #219 - funnymidget (03/11/2013) [-]
Mir gehts Nicht Schlecht. Ich Spreche ein bisschen Deutsch. Ich bin in Deutsch Eins B.
#214 - Pen = Kuli 03/11/2013 on damn germans 0
#305 - Well, they did have High Military Grade Weapons.. Take a shot … 03/11/2013 on Fucking Janitor... 0
#10 - But you'd think he would be Declared dead the second he was sh…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/09/2013 on Fucking Janitor... 0
User avatar #94 - mondominiman (03/10/2013) [-]
plenty of people live from a headshot. I remember i heard a story where some guy was shot in the head with a shotgun and lived. I think he was retarded afterwards but he still lived.
User avatar #305 - funnymidget (03/11/2013) [-]
Well, they did have High Military Grade Weapons.. Take a shot from a M4 to the head, then come talk to me.
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#11 - homicidalpickle (03/09/2013) [-]
True
#1 - Shot in the head on May 1st though..  [+] (6 new replies) 03/09/2013 on Fucking Janitor... +3
User avatar #9 - homicidalpickle (03/09/2013) [-]
DECLARED. DECLARED.
DECLARED. DECLARED.
DECLARED. DECLARED.****
User avatar #10 - funnymidget (03/09/2013) [-]
But you'd think he would be Declared dead the second he was shot in the head. Ain't no one getting up from a head shot..
User avatar #94 - mondominiman (03/10/2013) [-]
plenty of people live from a headshot. I remember i heard a story where some guy was shot in the head with a shotgun and lived. I think he was retarded afterwards but he still lived.
User avatar #305 - funnymidget (03/11/2013) [-]
Well, they did have High Military Grade Weapons.. Take a shot from a M4 to the head, then come talk to me.
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#11 - homicidalpickle (03/09/2013) [-]
True
#9 - The mans holiday: Rest of the year 03/09/2013 on Happy Womens day, funnyjunk -1
#13 - Well.. he DID add Frontpage and OC... 03/08/2013 on Wait for It 0
#18 - No... I don't believe anyone said anal sex.. 03/07/2013 on Waking up in the morning. 0
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#4 - blartonfairweather (08/11/2012) [-]
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN ME MAKE LOVE ANYMORE?!
WHY DON'T YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN ME MAKE LOVE ANYMORE?!
User avatar #5 to #4 - funnymidget (08/11/2012) [-]
BECAUSE YOUR EYES ALWAYS SHUT
#6 to #5 - blartonfairweather (08/11/2012) [-]
NO THEY AIN'T! AND YOU KNOW IT! I STARE YOU DOWN WITH SUCH    
FEROCIOUS INTENT! DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING I DON'T!   
AND YOU JUST KEEP LOOKING AWAY FROM ME.   
   
EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
NO THEY AIN'T! AND YOU KNOW IT! I STARE YOU DOWN WITH SUCH
FEROCIOUS INTENT! DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT SAYING I DON'T!
AND YOU JUST KEEP LOOKING AWAY FROM ME.

EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
User avatar #7 to #6 - funnymidget (08/11/2012) [-]
ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU HAVE A PIGS TAIL FOR A DICK. I CANT HELP BUT LAUGH AT IT
#8 to #7 - blartonfairweather (08/11/2012) [-]
I'M DONE. I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE.

I'M TAKING THE KIDS AND WE ARE LEAVING. END OF DISCUSSION.

YOU SICKEN ME. GOODBYE.
User avatar #9 to #8 - funnymidget (08/11/2012) [-]
FINE. PUSSY. CAN HANDLE THESE MAAAAAANTITEHS
#1 - blartonfairweather (08/10/2012) [-]
You ready for this "party"? wink wink.
User avatar #2 to #1 - funnymidget (08/10/2012) [-]
OMG YES
#3 to #2 - blartonfairweather (08/10/2012) [-]
Hahaha, lets get down to business!   
   
COCK RINGS FOR ALL!
Hahaha, lets get down to business!

COCK RINGS FOR ALL!
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