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#51 - Pitou was never assigned a gender in the manga the anime staff…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Only stupid assholes get in... +1
#70 - nimithecat (08/19/2014) [-]
I can confirm myself to be the real world equivalent of Zoe as a mecha fan instead of titans.

User avatar #66 - animationhac (08/19/2014) [-]
I think Zoe is female because she seems to have small breasts. Other then, meh.
#49 - manga is not very far ahead of the anime. they will probably s… 08/19/2014 on Only stupid assholes get in... 0
#32 - **funkycow rolled image ** I always hesitate to do these ju… 08/18/2014 on (untitled) 0
#11 - Some long Japanese name i can't remember. You can find it by OniAi 08/17/2014 on Easy life of a burrito 0
#3 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Easy life of a burrito +46
User avatar #8 - kingarturi (08/17/2014) [-]
where is that image even from?
#11 - funkycow (08/17/2014) [-]
Some long Japanese name i can't remember. You can find it by OniAi
User avatar #9 - broswagonist (08/17/2014) [-]
Seems to be from OniAi which is apparently a very helpful abbreviation of Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankeinai yo ne!
#49 - I've been waiting for this thread for so long. Are they still …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Punch Lines +1
User avatar #100 - senjougahara (08/15/2014) [-]
There isnt any info about a new anime but Accelerator has a manga
User avatar #62 - Nihatclodra (08/15/2014) [-]
I don't know about an anime... but the sequel to the light novels focus on Accelerator.
#259 - i cant recall any names for the art style but if remember corr… 08/15/2014 on Wallpaper Dump 0
#254 - looks like a Guild Wars 2 loading screen.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2014 on Wallpaper Dump 0
User avatar #256 - ryuggu (08/15/2014) [-]
it's 1 out of 4 free wallpapers you get from purchasing Assassin's Creed 4
#259 - funkycow (08/15/2014) [-]
i cant recall any names for the art style but if remember correctly its made using A digital ink brush.
#48 - this is better than i could have hoped for. 08/14/2014 on border 0
#3 - silly Europe and your countries.  [+] (17 new replies) 08/13/2014 on border +112
User avatar #45 - freakyorange (08/13/2014) [-]
Those buildings behind it? Sketchy indian markets.

4 corners is blown way out of proportion by society. It's seriously not a big deal.
User avatar #11 - walcorn (08/13/2014) [-]
silly USA and your states
#10 - huszti (08/13/2014) [-]
i raise to 5
User avatar #42 - animedudej (08/13/2014) [-]
Tuttlingen xD

it's funny cause it sounds like a silly made-up Norwegian word (or any scandinavian word for that matter)
User avatar #23 - kimilsung (08/13/2014) [-]
#13 - firesky (08/13/2014) [-]
that's municipalities, not countries or states
User avatar #15 - securityexplain (08/13/2014) [-]
If American states count, then so do these, considering German municipalities have high level of autonomy, and can be compared to the states.
User avatar #41 - failtolawl (08/13/2014) [-]
I don't think you quite understand how states work if you think they are the same level as municipalities. There are states that could be a superpower in their own right. They hold power that no region in European countries could ever hold.
User avatar #46 - securityexplain (08/13/2014) [-]
I didn't say they are the same, but if you are already planning on posting a goalpost on the arbitrary level you want, at least pretend to make up some criteria for it.

Furthermore, I assume you are unacquainted with German municipalities, as they can easily operate as autonomous countries, and I believe that is a perfectly reasonable criteria for which entities are taken in account for this consideration.

Also, a note on your "superpower" claim. What is true for the whole, does not necessary mean that it is true for its parts. While some of American states can be considered a rather developed entities in itself, all of them are where they are exclusively because they are a part of USA. I honestly doubt that any of them would be anywhere near their current level if they hadn't been part of USA as whole.
Not really sure what you're even taking as criteria for considering them to be "superpowers". Economy? Hah, hardly, majority of products of substantial quality in USA are imported, and even current economy works (barely) only because of sheer massiveness that is USA, and the accompanying cooperation and synergy. Military? No single state would have available the kind of financing USA has to throw into military development. Nuclear arsenal? Even if they could afford it (and are allowed by UN), no single state could match any of other nuclear superpowers, mostly because of same financial reasons.

TL;DR - USA works because of its massiveness and accompanying synergy effect, which is a well known "rule" in economy (2+2=5).
#47 - failtolawl (08/13/2014) [-]
Just want to let you know that I didn't read your comment, so I hope it was worth getting your american bashing off your chest.

Your an explain account too? I don't believe anybody summoned you.
User avatar #49 - securityexplain (08/14/2014) [-]
Masterful argument. "I haven't read it, but it must be bad"

Are you a 12 year old, or just a retarded twat?

I've provided a somewhat objective state of affairs considering USA, based on empirical facts. If we were to more closely describe what would states look like if they weren't part of USA, it would require a more detailed description of situation. If you believe I've erred somewhere, then either dispute it, or gtfo.

I'll assume you're going to do the latter, considering that every single sentence you utter screams with "Hurr durr, 'murica!"

Btw, explains are not robots here to do your biding, as it seems that is your opinion, but rather a human beings who, believe it or not, are free to browse this site just like anyone. Are you by any chance racist or a member of KKK? You sound like someone who would be.
#48 - funkycow (08/14/2014) [-]
this is better than i could have hoped for.
User avatar #14 - huszti (08/13/2014) [-]
where does it say those dont count?
User avatar #7 - zourch (08/13/2014) [-]
I like how there's benches around it like people are just gonna sit there and look at
it for 30 minutes
User avatar #6 - localbees (08/13/2014) [-]
Not to burst your bubble, but I'm pretty sure that isn't actually at the "real" Four Corners.
#5 - twilightdusk (08/13/2014) [-]
I remembered hearing something about that monument being in the wrong spot, but then I looked it up and things were more complicated than I thought.


tl;dr, the monument and other border markings were not where they were supposed to be, but those markings became the legally binding boundary lines. the monument is still 1,800 feet east of where it should be, but considering the tools they had at the time (none of these fancy GPS systems), it was as accurate as could be hoped for.
#4 - tender (08/13/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - badboywantsu (02/11/2014) [-]
i shall make a guess that you live near pittsburgh
#2 to #1 - funkycow (02/11/2014) [-]
Went to school downtown lived in Mt washington for a year.
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******* a man neighbors by funnyjunk standards i'm over near dormont and carnegie
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