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#36 - Even my Base+Tech VW has Apple Carplay Audis are trash  [+] (2 replies) 11/15/2016 on Dolollited Haminapl 0
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#54 - scorcho (11/16/2016) [-]
Your Mexican built American Audis maybe.
In the Bavarian works, every screw and bolt is held to the highest standards.
Same goes for BMW, make no mistake. Our cars are simply a cut above the rest by default.
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#55 - fukkenname (11/16/2016) [-]
Absolutely agree. The Audi my friend in Germany owns is notably better than the ones we have in America. Hell, even his Mazda has more features than its American counterpart. That being said, I've still always liked BMWs more than Audis.
#39 - True that but wouldnt there be some sort of Hazmat suit t…  [+] (4 replies) 09/03/2016 on Deus Vult! 0
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#41 - heartlessrobot (09/03/2016) [-]
Not if you hit fast, without warning. Three minutes is how long it would take jets to make a pass on a city, from a carrier. 5 minutes for proper chemical dispersion, moments to die. You would only survive if you had the suit on when the bombs hit, and even then, conventional bombs or soldiers could remove the survivors quickly.
You could begin your war path before people even realized you violated every treaty ever, if America were to get Russia as an ally, they would be literally unstoppable. China would either stay out of it or join Russia and America, whereupon nobody could oppose them, considering America alone is more powerful than all of the other countries combined, minus China and Russia.
#66 - duudegladiator (09/04/2016) [-]
You live up to your name.
And I love it.
Also, your plan would have to hinder on USA, and Russia joining forces
Very unlikely, but one can dream
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#68 - heartlessrobot (09/04/2016) [-]
Trump is already talking to Russian diplomats
#69 - duudegladiator (09/04/2016) [-]
He's probably trying to sort through Ukraine, Syria, the Trade embargoes, Iran, internationally where Russia stands on positions that he might take..
Testing the waters.
Because he is going to be the next president.
#1 - **fukkenname used "*roll picture*"** **fukkenname rolled i…  [+] (2 replies) 09/03/2016 on It's cool I'll just wait... +7
#3 - macabrealucard (09/03/2016) [-]
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#2 - imagnetsux (09/03/2016) [-]
^your face when you see what you got yourself into
#37 - But that's not really removing them. Also leaves them wit…  [+] (6 replies) 09/03/2016 on Deus Vult! 0
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#38 - heartlessrobot (09/03/2016) [-]
Acid mists and vapors?
And you can't use nukes if you're dead
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#39 - fukkenname (09/03/2016) [-]
True that but wouldnt there be some sort of Hazmat suit type thing preventing at least the important people for dying?
also treaties and shit
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#41 - heartlessrobot (09/03/2016) [-]
Not if you hit fast, without warning. Three minutes is how long it would take jets to make a pass on a city, from a carrier. 5 minutes for proper chemical dispersion, moments to die. You would only survive if you had the suit on when the bombs hit, and even then, conventional bombs or soldiers could remove the survivors quickly.
You could begin your war path before people even realized you violated every treaty ever, if America were to get Russia as an ally, they would be literally unstoppable. China would either stay out of it or join Russia and America, whereupon nobody could oppose them, considering America alone is more powerful than all of the other countries combined, minus China and Russia.
#66 - duudegladiator (09/04/2016) [-]
You live up to your name.
And I love it.
Also, your plan would have to hinder on USA, and Russia joining forces
Very unlikely, but one can dream
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#68 - heartlessrobot (09/04/2016) [-]
Trump is already talking to Russian diplomats
#69 - duudegladiator (09/04/2016) [-]
He's probably trying to sort through Ukraine, Syria, the Trade embargoes, Iran, internationally where Russia stands on positions that he might take..
Testing the waters.
Because he is going to be the next president.
#35 - Which will start a nuclear war  [+] (8 replies) 09/03/2016 on Deus Vult! 0
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#36 - heartlessrobot (09/03/2016) [-]
Not if you use chemical weapons
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#37 - fukkenname (09/03/2016) [-]
But that's not really removing them. Also leaves them with a reason to use their nukes
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#38 - heartlessrobot (09/03/2016) [-]
Acid mists and vapors?
And you can't use nukes if you're dead
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#39 - fukkenname (09/03/2016) [-]
True that but wouldnt there be some sort of Hazmat suit type thing preventing at least the important people for dying?
also treaties and shit
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#41 - heartlessrobot (09/03/2016) [-]
Not if you hit fast, without warning. Three minutes is how long it would take jets to make a pass on a city, from a carrier. 5 minutes for proper chemical dispersion, moments to die. You would only survive if you had the suit on when the bombs hit, and even then, conventional bombs or soldiers could remove the survivors quickly.
You could begin your war path before people even realized you violated every treaty ever, if America were to get Russia as an ally, they would be literally unstoppable. China would either stay out of it or join Russia and America, whereupon nobody could oppose them, considering America alone is more powerful than all of the other countries combined, minus China and Russia.
#66 - duudegladiator (09/04/2016) [-]
You live up to your name.
And I love it.
Also, your plan would have to hinder on USA, and Russia joining forces
Very unlikely, but one can dream
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#68 - heartlessrobot (09/04/2016) [-]
Trump is already talking to Russian diplomats
#69 - duudegladiator (09/04/2016) [-]
He's probably trying to sort through Ukraine, Syria, the Trade embargoes, Iran, internationally where Russia stands on positions that he might take..
Testing the waters.
Because he is going to be the next president.
#33 - Pakistan does  [+] (16 replies) 09/03/2016 on Deus Vult! 0
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#34 - heartlessrobot (09/03/2016) [-]
Then we remove pakistan
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#42 - liero (09/03/2016) [-]
wouldn't that be a really bad idea, considering that it's the government that keeps terrorists from taking control over the country? and them nukes?
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#43 - heartlessrobot (09/03/2016) [-]
Can't take over a country that doesn't exist anymore
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#44 - liero (09/03/2016) [-]
no, but they can take over a territory and form a new, more hostile country.
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#45 - heartlessrobot (09/03/2016) [-]
Not if it's flooded with VX and US soldiers wearing hazmat gear
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#46 - liero (09/03/2016) [-]
ah yes, the infamous iraq 2.0
what a splendid strategy
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#49 - heartlessrobot (09/03/2016) [-]
We didn't use VX on Iraq.
If we did, nobody would trade with the US, and there wouldn't be an Iraq.
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#35 - fukkenname (09/03/2016) [-]
Which will start a nuclear war
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#36 - heartlessrobot (09/03/2016) [-]
Not if you use chemical weapons
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#37 - fukkenname (09/03/2016) [-]
But that's not really removing them. Also leaves them with a reason to use their nukes
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#38 - heartlessrobot (09/03/2016) [-]
Acid mists and vapors?
And you can't use nukes if you're dead
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#39 - fukkenname (09/03/2016) [-]
True that but wouldnt there be some sort of Hazmat suit type thing preventing at least the important people for dying?
also treaties and shit
User avatar
#41 - heartlessrobot (09/03/2016) [-]
Not if you hit fast, without warning. Three minutes is how long it would take jets to make a pass on a city, from a carrier. 5 minutes for proper chemical dispersion, moments to die. You would only survive if you had the suit on when the bombs hit, and even then, conventional bombs or soldiers could remove the survivors quickly.
You could begin your war path before people even realized you violated every treaty ever, if America were to get Russia as an ally, they would be literally unstoppable. China would either stay out of it or join Russia and America, whereupon nobody could oppose them, considering America alone is more powerful than all of the other countries combined, minus China and Russia.
#66 - duudegladiator (09/04/2016) [-]
You live up to your name.
And I love it.
Also, your plan would have to hinder on USA, and Russia joining forces
Very unlikely, but one can dream
User avatar
#68 - heartlessrobot (09/04/2016) [-]
Trump is already talking to Russian diplomats
#69 - duudegladiator (09/04/2016) [-]
He's probably trying to sort through Ukraine, Syria, the Trade embargoes, Iran, internationally where Russia stands on positions that he might take..
Testing the waters.
Because he is going to be the next president.
#127 - I went to school with a guy named Tyler Henderson  [+] (1 reply) 08/07/2016 on Selfishness Leads To Decay 0
#133 - anon (08/07/2016) [-]
hey man, thats awesome
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