More fukken like it.

yah man.

yah.

I should be candid for a moment and explain something.

I haven't watched wrestling for months, and honestly I don't really know much about you aside from WWE.

You always seemed like a nice guy, it was cool to talk to you. But I'm trying to spend less time on FJ. It poisons me. I'm trying to spend less time talking to people I don't really know on the internet. I can't possibly really know them. My life - my real life away from the internet - is moving a mile a minute and it seems like no matter how much time I devote to it, it's never enough time to keep up.

I hope you don't take it personally, it's difficult to try to find time for all the people that want my attention. You're a cool guy, always friendly and always wanting to talk. That's a good trait. But like I said, I don't know a lot about you and I don't think I ever will know much about you when this is the internet. You can be whoever the **** you like on the internet. You can twist, embellish and downright lie when it comes to personal truths. You always wanted to talk, which is cool, but it's also just not possible.

Now that little factoid is out of the way, how is the product going? I heard about Seth's injury, who's got the strap now?

Its cool. If it matters I like you a lot but oftentimes I don't like talking about home life, love lifes, or work...its all a stress that's its own beast right now

Alberto Del Rio, Wade Barrett, The New Day, Rusev, and WWE Champion Sheamus are now The League of Nations a small stable of heels ruled under The Authority

Sheamus cashed in MitB to pin Roman Reigns for the Championship right after Roman just beat Big Show, Cesaro, Alberto Del Rio, and Dean Ambrose in a 16 man tournament to win the thing.

Kevin Owens beat Ryback for the Intercontinental Championship and will be defending it against Dean Ambrose

The New Day will be defending against The Usos and The Lucha Dragons in a Ladder Match

Tommy Dreamer and The Dudleys will be challenging The Wyatt Family to a Tables Match

Alberto Del Rio will be defending The United States Championship against Jack Swagger in a Chairs Match

John Cena is on vacation
Randy Orton and Cesaro have Shoulder Injuries
Tyson Kidd has a neck injury
Rusev just came back from Wrist surgury
Sami Zayn is back from Injury
Hideo Itami is still Injured
The 2 biggest matches WWE has planned are Samoa Joe vs Finn Balor for the NXT Championship and Roman Reigns vs Sheamus for the WWE Championship in a TLC match

I don't like talking about that stuff either. I just deal with it with my outside world friends. I like you too dude, don't worry about that. You just seemed to want to talk literally everytime I came online and I can't do that. Hope that's okay

League of Nations sounds really **** , guessing that was some **** Survivor Series match?

Sheamus can get in the bin. What a **** champ. Surely he's going to lose it for Mania?

Owens v Ambrose sounds cool

New Day are okay. Lucha Dragons can get in the bin

Isn't Tommy Dreamer in his 60s by now? ******* Dudley's are pushing it now for age (mind you I did mark out when they first came back)

Del Rio and Swagger can get in the same ****** bin

WWE needs Cena. I don't like him but they need him.

Nobody any good is injured, that's good.

FINN

FINN

FINN

FINN

FINN

FINN

FINN!

Survivor Series is over. The 2 Survivor Series matches were Team Goldust vs Team Stardust

>Goldust, Neville, Titus O' Neal, and The Dudley Boys vs The Ascension, Stardust, The Miz and Bo Dallas

The other was Team Ryback vs Team New Day

>The New Day, Sheamus, Wade Barrett vs The Usos, The Lucha Dragons and Ryback

I didn't miss much then. Sounds really **** . Who won?

Yeah. Survivor Series was not that great of a PPV.

>Team Goldust
>Roman Reigns
>Dean Ambrose
>Team Ryback
>Tyler Breeze
>The Undertaker and Kane
>Roman Reigns
>Sheamus

The victors leaving Survivor Series

Potentially will get back into it for the Rumble when that comes around....maybe...

Just not into wrestling all that much, it's just not at all entertaining. I feel like I'm getting through it watching Raw, just so I understand the PPV feuds. PPVs are quite often good. They just need to perk up Raw somehow.

Wrestlemania will not have The Rock or Stone Cold this year since they both declined the offer of coming.

Brock needs an opponent since he's booked for that date. Possible outcomes

>Cena vs Lesnar
>Cena vs Reigns
>Reigns vs Lesnar
>Reigns vs Lesnar vs Cena
>Hunter vs Reigns

They always come back. Always.

Good to hear from you again, been a very long time. You left during a time when I couldn't get to a computer for a while, so I came back and they were all like "nah, rumler left". I felt gutted. That was during the time that Random board was basically my life. I've had a girlfriend and had sex and everything since then.

What a comeback tho. How are you old friend?

I don't have snapchat and I can't get it for big big big reasons. I would add you though, sorry man.

Purp! That's great man! She always seems like a nice lass, I'm happy for you. I split up with my gf quite recently after 15 months but she was 20 years older than me so it couldn't have been serious and I couldn't have loved her right?

...er...right?

wrong.

We broke up for loads of reasons. I discovered I'm the clingy, needy type. That was a cool discovery. We just couldn't talk any more, her emotional issues caused us bedroom issues and I guess I'm just too immature for her. This might be the weirdest sentence I've ever said, but she kinda started to feel like my mother or something, just because I'm so young and raw and she's experienced. She 'looked after me', which made her feel like someone's mum and she lost desire for me, the sexual desire I mean.

I'll be okay, the slow disintegration style of break up is harder during the agonising death, but it means when it's over you get a bit of a relief feeling to offset the sadness.

How long have you and Purp been a thing then?

It wasn't always like that, just when things were bad between us, we started to drift apart maturity-wise. We basically compromised in the middle to bridge the age gap. I was having to mature myself to be someone she can relate to, and she had to regress a few years and let her youthful side come back out. When things got bad for other reasons, we just drifted back towards our own ages and that was draining for her, thus making her lose sexual compatibility with me. I'm doing better now, there's another chick I have my eyes on. My age. Hope this one leads somewhere.

I've just been at University. Now a second-year student of History. Really enjoying it, meeting new friends, studying a keen interest, just generally learning life since moving out of my parents place. Yourself?

Nice! I'm happy for you both, that sounds awesome.

I'm loving how positive you sound. It's quite nice to think about all the people I've known and cared about, on and off the internet, and even the ones I'm not in touch with anymore. Nice to think about those people from time to time and wonder how they are. You're one of those people who has come to mind a lot. I'm glad to know you're doing well. It's a breath of fresh air to hear someone say the phrase 'couldn't be happier' and actually mean it

Thanks

I'm into a lot of music a lot of the same **** I used to like, rock, metal, punk etc... Music means less to me these days but it's a wider varying taste I have.

You appear to have matured in a similar way to me. We have similar outlooks on life. This is good. I'm known as the positive one by my housemates for some reason. There's always something you can do.

Facebook? WhatsApp? Skype?

I've tended to stick to the same stuff, not as in to music as I was. I've started being more social. I'm becoming a normie. Halp.

Sent the friend request on fb and Skype

It's k. It's more lovely to have a chairman who knows what he's talking about and a coach that isn't ridiculed nationally. And a good academy. And a decent team spirit rather than mercenaries who want out as soon as possible.

Derby and Forest both hitting form, who knows? Maybe both of us could be top 10 finishers this year. Tough league this time around though

I don't honestly think either of us are hitting form, I think we're hitting results and nothing more. Neither side is looking fantastic on the pitch. I'm kinda looking towards the near future rather than the right now because I think we've got the whole setup ready at Derby. Chairman, head coach, recruitment team, academy, stadium, training ground. All ready for the Premier League. And the squad is too. Just a case of going up and doing it.

Paul Clement has made no bones about his ambitions as a manager but he knows better than to jump ship before he's ready. He's got a 3 year deal and I see him finishing that as a minimum. He's a great coach and tactician and I can see that, but he needs experience. And he seems to be learning quickly. Sort out the team this year, go up next season, keep us up in the third year, and then if he left then I'd be okay with it, that's the nature of the game. Who knows though, maybe we can go up this year.

I think Forest is a different story though, you've needed to have a big rethink after your embargo. Assembled a decent team of frees and loans, as we had to do when we came down in 2008. Just need to slowly build from there. I'd actually recommend getting rid of Freedman and bringing in Nigel Clough for that job you know!

Lol literally the only time you've been above us in about a year and you've resurfaced. Good to hear from you again.

Fawaz is ******* you up bruh.

I've not been on funnyjunk for a while, been doing life n **** but yeah he's a clueless cunt

Things are a bit **** at both our clubs right now.

Antonio is off then? £7m a good deal you think?

I'd knew he'd go but now that he has it's heartbreaking - by far our best player and easily one of, if not, the best winger in the league. Still, clubs like us can't turn down that sort of money for a player who doesn't want to be there. Butterfield and Johnson aren't bad signings for Derby City either

Can't afford to turn it down when you're under embargo. Probably means you'll be out of your embargo at the end of the season as well so it's a good deal.

Derby City.... that was ******* annoying man. I watched that on East Midlands Today live and just ******* cringed. Slip of the tongue though, I'm sure he realises what he said. He did just come from Norwich City so I can see why that was on the brain. We've spent a ******* of money, this better ******* work.

wat m8?

>tfw it was £2m
>tfw 4 year deal
>tfw not out for the season
>tfw 7m over 10 seasons is a very good deal
>PAHAHAHA 500m DO ME A FAVOUR MATE. Man City were stopped from getting through a £120m deal for the Etihad. I thought you were smarter than that
>tfw Fryatt is injured
>tfw Craig Bryson signed for 5 years, so plenty more famous hattricks to come
>tfw that's not true because Thorne's wages are fairly low.

I personally don't know how anyone can find a long-term injury funny, no matter who it is. I was genuinely disheartened to hear about Cohen last season. These things transcend football for me.

I will be going of course. If Forest are still around by then. You're in court with a winding up petition on Thursday because you still haven't paid HMRC the £1.2m you owe them. You haven't paid your players your bonuses, you haven't paid your catering bill and you still haven't paid us the £85,000 you owe us from the away ticket sales from last years 5-0 drubbing.

Still, a drop in the ocean when you consider that half a billion pounds coming in.... Christ, you Gumps are gullible...

I know. It's all speculation but it's a good time to be a cocky prick. So I am

I'm not confident about either of our clubs right now. I honestly don't think Fawaz is everything he says he is, and I think we may be weaker than we were last season.

But I think we will finish at least in the top 3 or 4, whereas Forest could be anywhere from league winners to relegation candidates, and if I were a Forest fan, I would hate to have that kind of uncertainty around my club.

I think Forest's lague position is all down to Pearce. We've got the squad to win the league, as we should have last year but inujuries blah billy davies blah blah

And Fawaz is everything he says he is. Believe me, the Al-Hasawi family are rich as **** and Fawaz is a well respected man in Kuwait. He isn't going to **** us over.

The thing is, I don't think some of your injuries can be put down to bad luck. Henri Lansbury for one- he's an exceptional player but he appears to be made of biscuits. You've got loads of injuries coming out of pre season already. We have a few just like that, Thorne, Dawkins, Coutts, Barker (probably never playing again tbh...).

Well respected in Kuwait is nothing when you look at their rich history of fraudsters and corruption. But they are rich as **** , I'll give you that. They just don't seem interested in Forest. They seem more bothered about advertising his refrigeration and air conditioning crap, and the Kuwait City Ground. Plus the fact that you lot keep ending up in court over these winding up orders because you don't pay your bills.

And what about Financial Fair Play? Are Forest just ignoring that or what?

Course I remember you man! I'm good man. Well I can't complain anyway haha

How are you?

I'm okay. I'm about 4 months in in the Air Force. Really tiring. Who knew the AF would be this hard ?

What have you been up to? Partying?

You should have known it'd be difficult. But it's rewarding in other ways right? It's certainly a noble profession either way, so well done dude

Me? Nah I don't do a whole lot of partying, I wish I did. Mainly finishing my final exams and getting ready for university. I'll be moving out of home in September too, which to me is ******* terrifying because I have no idea how I'm going to be able to look after myself. I'm not the most responsible guy, let's face it...

Yeah i guess. I always hear the "Chair Force" so i wasn't prepared for it to be that hard. eventhough i wanted to join the army. But i managed to lose around 13kg since march so it's cool.

That's awesome. What are you going to study? And don't you worry about living alone. When i moved for myself for a year when i was 16 i had almost never cooked anything. I just looked **** up on the internet or called my parents for help. Not that hard. And i suck at evrrything

Yeah, the whole "chair force" always sounded like ******** to me. I imagine it's harder than they say. I don't think I could do it to be honest, I don't have that kind of commitment or ambition to be honest, so it's not for everyone!

And studying for a History degree, possibly heading into a teaching career, not decided yet. I just want to do the History bit first, and then I could do my teaching qualifications as a postgraduate if I need to. But yeah, I'll be sharing the place with 4 or 5 other people, so I don't want to blow up our shared kitchen trying to cook haha

Yeah. It's easier than specialforces and that digestive end product but still. And some professions in the af is slack but i think all the branches has slack positions.

Teaching... damn that's cool. I have also thought of being a teacher but i don't think i'm qualified for that sort. What kind of teacher? Like elementary or more like university?

I really hate these word filters...

I imagine that like most things in life, it's something that you can easily do a half-arsed job of. You can take an easy position or you can take the ambitious and more difficult roles. If you join up because you heard about the "chair force" then you can take an easy position. If you want more than that then you can find something more.

I honestly don't know.... I believe in kids, and I think that the youth of my country are given nothing but digestive end product. I want to help them, but I don't know if I can do anything. There's a problem with our education system and it's bigger than anything I can do. All I can do is try I guess. Teaching young kids would be easier, but I can be more expressive in the role with older children and allow creativity to flow better, know what I mean? It's a while away anyway. I have time to think it through.

That's why i chose my position. I didn't want to be that typical chair force soldier. Gets loads of creds from the others for going through hell tho.

I hear ya. Most ed systems are too ****** up. Even ours have some ****** up things. I want to change that but i don't know what to do. Atleast we're not as ****** as theamerican system

I don't care, you promised it so you must delivar.

Thank you for taking the time to do this though.

**fukkendragonite rolls 5,667** not if I rek u first m8

Who the **** are you?

doesn't matter

It matters to me, ducky. What do you need?

i dont need anything

So why post on my profile?

ICE BEAM i dislike dragonite

That's too bad

Colour me puzzled

Nope. Keeping them so I can annoy people who actually care about meaningless internet points. I just like to piss people off, you dig? It's nothing personal.

4th) Derby- 52 pts

5th) Forest 47 pts

Derby - Played 29
Forest - Played 27

You do the math. Forest have Yeovil and Blackpool next. If we win those, we could be 3 points off 2nd too

No, you do the maths. QPR and Burnley have still only played 28. Neither of us have a hope in hell of reaching 2nd because they'll win their games. Besides.... you have Yeovil!! Remember this at all?

news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_2/6649773.stm

So...coming to Pride Park for the Playoff Semi Final leg in May? I'll be there. As well as the ****** Ground one. That'll be a big game, you might just fill up all your pink seats, who know?

Forest have ahcnace, and Derby really do aswell. It's optimistic, but I really want to see Forest, Leicester and Derby go up.

Also, playoffs are ***** . Forest can win the 1st leg 6-0 and we'll lose the 2nd leg 7-0. I want 2nd.

I'd love all 3 East Mid teams to go up. All 3 teams belong in the Prem really tbh. In terms of history and club heritage if nothing else.

And agreed about the playoffs, they really are a lottery. Hate em...

Leicester not really historic. Also, sorry about a chance 'ahcnace'.


Sky Sports Future: leicester go on a 20 game losing streak and get relegated

2014/2015 Premier League Season Final Standings

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20th Leicester City- 10 pts

Played 38, Won 0, Drawn 10, Lost 28

*fingers crossed*

If they get 12 points I'll cry

On the other hand, if they get 10 points I'll probably find God and pray every ******* day

Thanks man, you have a good 2014 too

Hory shet

AWESOME! I'm hoping to see them at Download Festival in June. It's the first time they will have headlined a major UK festival, so it should be special.

I also don't get why everyone seems to hate Hail to The King. I thought it was pretty solid. They are ripping off a little bit but at least they do it well. There are much worse bands ripping off Metallica and AC/DC out there (like Trivium for example... or Airbourne. Airbourne are pretty much exactly the same as AC/DC yet everyone loves them...)

yeah, they're getting really big now.

Glad to hear what you think of HTTK, i forgot to ask you if you liked it or not when it came out.

This means war sounds something alike Sad but true - metallica. but **** that. the album have lots of really original songs. i liked the new album, probably not a favorite album but a good one. i just hope for more sick-drumming next time. many songs had awesome drum-beat but they wanted a slower type this time. maybe next time will be more city of evil type? no one knows.

I reckon next album they will return to something more City Of Evil or Nightmare-ish since people have complained so much about this album. I hope so anyway, CoE and Nightmare are my two favourite albums. Believe it or not, Waking the Fallen is my least favourite. Weird really since people love that album...

good i never complained but a huge reason i started to listen to A7X is the fast and crazy drums.

my favorite is Nightmare and a tie between CoE and self-titled after nightmare. i'd say STST is my least favorite tho. WTF do have some raw stuff and really sick songs but not my fav album.

I said for ages that Sounding was my least favourite but I've listened to it again and there's some solid songs on there. To End The Rapture, Turn The Other Way, Warmness On The Soul, We Come Out At Night, The Art of Subconscious Illusion etc...