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Date Signed Up:12/11/2010
Last Login:12/26/2014
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#18 - thanks  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Please explain this logic... +18
User avatar #23 - meathooksodomy (07/31/2013) [-]
Only OP can stick a comment.
User avatar #24 - fukkenchaos (07/31/2013) [-]
Do you know how OP stickies a comment?
#52 - AnonymousDonor (07/31/2013) [-]
[insert joke about OP's abundance of semen here]




guys im pretty sure he wasn't actually talking about how OP "stickies" the comment in the computer interface
User avatar #25 - meathooksodomy (07/31/2013) [-]
Maybe there's a button next to each comment, I don't know.
User avatar #26 - theugandanhero (07/31/2013) [-]
Post something random, comment on your post, and if you look next to your comment, you will see the "sticky" option.
#15 - I'm a noob, stuck on pink rathian :p  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Bird Can Copy The Sound Of... +1
User avatar #48 - tigerrish (07/31/2013) [-]
I'm more of a noob... Got stuck on the goddamn Goble....
User avatar #16 - Tusura (07/31/2013) [-]
Pink rathian is a pain my ass as well. Herbal medicine helps, as well as antidotal for the shakalakas
#13 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Bird Can Copy The Sound Of... 0
#14 - Tusura (07/31/2013) [-]
The current pain in my brothers and my ass.
#15 - fukkenchaos (07/31/2013) [-]
I'm a noob, stuck on pink rathian :p
User avatar #48 - tigerrish (07/31/2013) [-]
I'm more of a noob... Got stuck on the goddamn Goble....
User avatar #16 - Tusura (07/31/2013) [-]
Pink rathian is a pain my ass as well. Herbal medicine helps, as well as antidotal for the shakalakas
#14 - How do you "stick" a comment?  [+] (10 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Please explain this logic... +20
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User avatar #50 - europe (07/31/2013) [-]
The option automatically appears on your own content/profile

Just go to your profile and see for yourself
User avatar #41 - steveearl (07/31/2013) [-]
i dont even know how to help me out?
#17 - ninjatofu (07/31/2013) [-]
like this
#18 - fukkenchaos (07/31/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #23 - meathooksodomy (07/31/2013) [-]
Only OP can stick a comment.
User avatar #24 - fukkenchaos (07/31/2013) [-]
Do you know how OP stickies a comment?
#52 - AnonymousDonor (07/31/2013) [-]
[insert joke about OP's abundance of semen here]




guys im pretty sure he wasn't actually talking about how OP "stickies" the comment in the computer interface
User avatar #25 - meathooksodomy (07/31/2013) [-]
Maybe there's a button next to each comment, I don't know.
User avatar #26 - theugandanhero (07/31/2013) [-]
Post something random, comment on your post, and if you look next to your comment, you will see the "sticky" option.
#10 - Don't forget this asshole right here  [+] (6 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Bird Can Copy The Sound Of... +1
User avatar #12 - Tusura (07/31/2013) [-]
Fucking calling the Deviljho EVERYTIME
#13 - fukkenchaos (07/31/2013) [-]
#14 - Tusura (07/31/2013) [-]
The current pain in my brothers and my ass.
#15 - fukkenchaos (07/31/2013) [-]
I'm a noob, stuck on pink rathian :p
User avatar #48 - tigerrish (07/31/2013) [-]
I'm more of a noob... Got stuck on the goddamn Goble....
User avatar #16 - Tusura (07/31/2013) [-]
Pink rathian is a pain my ass as well. Herbal medicine helps, as well as antidotal for the shakalakas
#33 - Did ya hear that, happyfox? TOYS. R. *********…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/30/2013 on toys are bust +2
User avatar #148 - happyfox (07/31/2013) [-]
HEY FRIEND!! God fucking damnit toys r us get your shit together. I'm having more problems with the Despicable me toys atm...those fart blasters...god why were they invented.
User avatar #149 - fukkenchaos (08/02/2013) [-]
I HATE THOSE THINGS.

Kids will walk up behind me with them and blast them in my ears while I'm helping their parents!

And then there are the new Disney Infinity figures that everyone is freaking out about
User avatar #151 - happyfox (08/02/2013) [-]
what even are they..we have posters for them but don't have em yet. Are they like skylanders? if so GOD HELP US ALL, I can't go a day without being asked to find the ONE THAT WE NEVER HAVE and when we don't have it, it's obviously MY fucking fault.

God damn toys. I am trying to get a new job. It's not going well.
User avatar #152 - fukkenchaos (08/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's the Disney version of Skylanders. We got a huge shipment of the figures yesterday, and I was told to store them in the back because they were at a "high theft risk" level. I'm just glad my shift ended as soon as the store opened, so I didn't have to deal with the customers asking a thousand questions about them.

And it's ridiculously difficult to find a second job nowadays.
#8 - sauce:  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2013 on White girls trying to twerk +3
User avatar #15 - drastronomy (07/24/2013) [-]
this is scary
User avatar #16 - drastronomy (07/24/2013) [-]
faved
#7 - Picture 07/24/2013 on White girls trying to twerk 0
#6 - Picture 07/24/2013 on White girls trying to twerk +1
#24 - Picture 07/24/2013 on Rest In Peace Katie 0
#3 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 07/24/2013 on White girls trying to twerk +7
#5 - satnaam (07/24/2013) [-]
**satnaam rolls 069**

MOAR PLEASE!
#9 - benjiburns (07/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #15 - drastronomy (07/24/2013) [-]
this is scary
User avatar #16 - drastronomy (07/24/2013) [-]
faved
#7 - fukkenchaos (07/24/2013) [-]
#6 - fukkenchaos (07/24/2013) [-]
#492 - Sid DeStouet 19 Southern California, USA Tri… 07/21/2013 on Funnyjunk in the real life +2
#488 - Comment deleted 07/21/2013 on Funnyjunk in the real life 0
#14 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 07/21/2013 on Superman/Batman movie... +1
#44 - altairibnlaahad (07/21/2013) [-]
*deep inhale*

BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!
#37 - zipjr (07/21/2013) [-]
Well think about it..... Hes Batman.
User avatar #30 - neonnurse (07/21/2013) [-]
Batman always has kryptonite on hand in case Superman turns evil
#28 - restfullwicked (07/21/2013) [-]
im going to get flamed for it but i dont really give a shit. angry joe made a video about it. Batman has never beaten superman in cannon without help. it either involves an elseworld non cannon story like dark knight returns or superman holds back because he dosnt want to hurt bruce, or Batman has help from green arrow and batman has like a month to prepare for it.
id check out the video because it actually was well made and explained it well.
#18 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [-]
read dark knight returns, in short batman's supersuit held out untill Gordon (under batman's order) hit superman with an arrow that exploded into kryptonite dust with some glue that got into super mans lungs batman did it mainly to prove that superman wasn't a god like he thought he was at the time he also kicked his ass when superman was brainwashed by darkseid
#29 - restfullwicked (07/21/2013) [-]
Dark knight returns is a non cannon story remember. Frank Miller loves portraying Superman as a pussy who blindly follows authority and that just isnt the case in any other superman work.
#2 - > mfw Marla Singer quote as the last line  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2013 on Heres an idea.. +5
User avatar #19 - redstag (07/20/2013) [-]
She's hot in an weird "she'll kill me in my sleep" kind of way.
#13 - dewydonut (07/20/2013) [-]
#7 - theleaf (07/20/2013) [-]
lilt your screen back.
#12 - derricktwo (07/20/2013) [-]
#11 - Picture 07/16/2013 on Can You Feel It? +3
#10 - Cutthroat Island and The Alamo  [+] (5 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Some stuff #2 +18
#15 - intrepidy (07/15/2013) [-]
What about John carter?
#250 - christopherdolan has deleted their comment.
User avatar #12 - settlwlvs (07/15/2013) [-]
I liked cutthroat island... a lot.
#298 - themongoose (07/16/2013) [-]
Me too. Geena Davis is an a very large woman, but so hot to me for some reason. She's an Amazon.

I am also a sucker for pirate women. Pic semi related. One of my best friends drew her for me.
User avatar #261 - rieskimo (07/16/2013) [-]
Obviously not enough. kidding
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2013 on Chip off the old Brock. +7
#4 - mraye (07/15/2013) [-]
This is the scariest thing I have ever seen.
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2013 on Dragonite +12
#10 - stoicnick (07/29/2013) [-]
'nuff said
#1 - gotta go fast  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee +6
#9 - darkhaitsu (07/14/2013) [-]
gtt go fst
User avatar #2 - studyofwumbology (07/13/2013) [-]
He's the next Sonic.
#9 - Assistant to the Branch Manager  [+] (3 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Branch Management +94
#48 - josieabby (07/13/2013) [-]
#42 - rihardololz (07/13/2013) [-]
#29 - anonymous (07/13/2013) [-]
Yes...Yes...This is why I came to the comments.
#19 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on Do you even feel? +17
#45 - mikoli (07/11/2013) [-]
this actually makes a lot of sense.
#6 - and a pool in the back with her 13 kids in it 07/10/2013 on too much 0
#3 - Picture 07/08/2013 on We're all going to make it +4
#7 - For you, my friend 07/08/2013 on Evolution Of The Belly +6
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#81 - fukkenchaos (12/27/2013) [-]
yulster
User avatar #82 to #81 - yulster (12/27/2013) [-]
this is before the second operation?
User avatar #83 to #82 - fukkenchaos (12/27/2013) [-]
After the second. The scars from the original surgery are the one that's furthest to the right, and the lowest one. There's another scar on the other side of my body that's identical to the one furthest to the right.
User avatar #84 to #83 - yulster (12/27/2013) [-]
Do you have pictures of how it was before the operation?
User avatar #85 to #84 - fukkenchaos (12/27/2013) [-]
Before the first one, when my chest was caving in? No, but it was pretty severe.

I have some from before the last surgery, though.
User avatar #86 to #85 - yulster (12/27/2013) [-]
yeah okay
#87 to #86 - fukkenchaos (12/28/2013) [-]
here's before the last surgery
User avatar #88 to #87 - yulster (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's getting better... are these operations to stop from the dent putting pressure on your organs?
User avatar #89 to #88 - fukkenchaos (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, my ribs were starting to compress my lungs and heart, so it had to be fixed
User avatar #77 - revengeforfreeze (12/21/2013) [-]
I've had DID too.

How are Ace and Tyler today?

Do you still have them?

I've talked to two other people with that disorder
User avatar #78 to #77 - fukkenchaos (12/21/2013) [-]
They've been gone since last December, but they were like my best friends
User avatar #79 to #78 - revengeforfreeze (12/21/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. Sorry to hear that I guess but.. if you miss them I guess
User avatar #80 to #79 - fukkenchaos (12/21/2013) [-]
There are days where I think about them, but for the most part, I'm glad I'm the only one here now.
#77 - prestonjohns (06/10/2013) [-]
You are the bomb ty
#74 - cinzia (04/04/2013) [-]
Hey dude. can i get that pic of a fox lazily stretching?
#76 to #75 - cinzia (04/05/2013) [-]
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
#71 - prestonjohns (03/06/2013) [-]
Thank you
#60 - prestonjohns (01/10/2013) [-]
you there?
User avatar #61 to #60 - fukkenchaos (01/10/2013) [-]
Yeah. What's up?
#62 to #61 - prestonjohns (01/10/2013) [-]
Just see what you've been up to man, have a good chrismas?
User avatar #63 to #62 - fukkenchaos (01/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, I spent it with my family. You?
#64 to #63 - prestonjohns (01/10/2013) [-]
got a 1.5tb from my friends and about 200 buck of stuff from my parents.
Spent some time with me grandparents
User avatar #65 to #64 - fukkenchaos (01/10/2013) [-]
Very cool. Do you have a resolution this year?
#66 to #65 - prestonjohns (01/10/2013) [-]
No i do not lol, only thing i am trying to do is get a 24 on my ACT, and to rank 10 in most items.
Do you have one?
also, could i get some more FJ points by chance?
User avatar #67 to #66 - fukkenchaos (01/10/2013) [-]
I just want to be healthier, exercise often, etc.
And yeah, just a sec.
#68 to #67 - prestonjohns (01/10/2013) [-]
That is a good Resolution.
Just make it a habit.
so then, what do you do in free time.
User avatar #69 to #68 - fukkenchaos (01/10/2013) [-]
I'm either at home, work, or the gym. I don't really do much. You?
#70 to #69 - prestonjohns (01/10/2013) [-]
Just school then chilling on funnyjunk, or hanging with friends.
#59 - prestonjohns (12/20/2012) [-]
Whats up with you man.
#58 - prestonjohns (11/28/2012) [-]
thank you a lot man, you have no idea how much these points help me.
and by games, i mean't like PC or console games.
#53 - prestonjohns (11/27/2012) [-]
whats up?
User avatar #54 to #53 - fukkenchaos (11/27/2012) [-]
Nothin really :P you?
#55 to #54 - prestonjohns (11/27/2012) [-]
just waiting to play LOL with someone.
And picking up items.
User avatar #56 to #55 - fukkenchaos (11/27/2012) [-]
coolness
#52 - prestonjohns (11/21/2012) [-]
Once again thank you alot.
#46 - prestonjohns (11/20/2012) [-]
How did that other guy ask you for points?
User avatar #47 to #46 - fukkenchaos (11/20/2012) [-]
I have no idea. I haven'y given him any though.
#48 to #47 - prestonjohns (11/20/2012) [-]
Well thank you for the ones you have given me. And thank you for the ones you might keep giving me lol.
I mean like how did he ask you though.
Like in a private message or what?
User avatar #49 to #48 - fukkenchaos (11/20/2012) [-]
He just replied to my comment, and now that reply is gone so I'll probably forget about it soon.
#50 to #49 - prestonjohns (11/20/2012) [-]
Ohh i see, and thank you again for the points.
SPONGEBOB
That post killed me.
What games do you play?
User avatar #51 to #50 - fukkenchaos (11/20/2012) [-]
No problem.
And what do you mean by games?
#43 - prestonjohns (11/20/2012) [-]
thank you so much man.
User avatar #44 to #43 - fukkenchaos (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm gonna be sending another 2500 your way soon
#39 - prestonjohns (11/19/2012) [-]
OMFG DUDE, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
But... how were you able to get 19k more?
You have given me so many points.
64k so FAR Thank You So Much dude.
User avatar #40 to #39 - fukkenchaos (11/19/2012) [-]
I've had 5 posts on the front page in the past week, so I got a lot of points.
#41 to #40 - prestonjohns (11/19/2012) [-]
Well thank you a lot man.
User avatar #42 to #41 - fukkenchaos (11/19/2012) [-]
No problem. I'll send more as I get them.
#37 - prestonjohns (11/09/2012) [-]
Thank you so man. I am currently trying to get 200k FJ points, that is what i need in order to make an item. You keep the points and all after you make it.
Your 45k will help me a **** ton.
User avatar #38 to #37 - fukkenchaos (11/09/2012) [-]
No problem. Glad I could help. :)
#33 - prestonjohns (11/09/2012) [-]
Could you help me out?
User avatar #34 to #33 - fukkenchaos (11/09/2012) [-]
With what?
#35 to #34 - prestonjohns (11/09/2012) [-]
Your Funnyjunk Points would help me alot with items and i see you don't collect them so i thought i might be able to get them. Plz and Thank You
User avatar #36 to #35 - fukkenchaos (11/09/2012) [-]
Sure. How do I give them to you?
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User avatar #32 to #32 - fukkenchaos (05/21/2012) [-]
Even though you're making a sad face, you're still really pretty. :) <3
#30 - ahnoneemuhs has deleted their comment [-]
#19 - luckybastard (02/18/2012) [-]
<---- mfw you have ahnoneemuhs **** .

funnyjunk.com/user/ahnoneem... <--- source of information

Doo eeet
User avatar #20 to #20 - fukkenchaos (02/18/2012) [-]
I sorry, but I can't do that.
Reasons:
1) She's only 17.
2) She's 16/17 in the pictures.
3) If I posted them, I'd get arrested for distributing child pornography.
4) Reason 3 would **** up my entire life.
5) I talked with her after I made that, and I deleted the pictures I had.
She's my ex-girlfriend, and if she wants to put herself on the internet like that, then it'll have to be after she turns 18. Besides, if she did, they'd look better than the ones I had; she's gotten skinnier and her boobs have gotten a lot bigger. Sorry I couldn't help you, man.
User avatar #21 to #21 - fukkenchaos (02/18/2012) [-]
*I'm
User avatar #23 to #23 - fukkenchaos (02/18/2012) [-]
They only got bigger since she started birth control; it happens to pretty much every girl. She just decides to wear bras to make them look even bigger and low-cut shirts. She's underage, but she doesn't act like it. For the next few months, she's gonna be a tease for a bunch of guys on FJ.

Also: I love your comments.
User avatar #25 to #24 - ahnoneemuhs (02/18/2012) [-]
Heyyy i'm not a tease :|
User avatar #26 to #26 - fukkenchaos (02/18/2012) [-]
You know you have big boobs and you wear low-cut shirts on purpose. Teaser.
#27 to #27 - ahnoneemuhs (02/18/2012) [-]
I'm not a tease :P I wear normal shirts too lol and I generally look like **** . Example A: Me right now. Lol I looked baked as **** . I'm just tired though
User avatar #28 to #28 - fukkenchaos (02/18/2012) [-]
Only when you're not going to see anyone that day; otherwise you're a try-hard.
User avatar #29 to #29 - ahnoneemuhs (02/18/2012) [-]
Am not lol this is the shirt I wore yesterday when I went to Shmiro's house :P And i had no make up done so smehhhh :P
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User avatar #18 to #18 - fukkenchaos (02/15/2011) [-]
thanks bro
#10 - bobJML (01/08/2011) [-]
Where's the second Nike Comp?
User avatar #11 to #11 - fukkenchaos (01/08/2011) [-]
someone saw my first comp and made one. they called it "nike comp 2", so i skipped the number 2 comp and did 3 and the last one
#12 to #12 - bobJML (01/08/2011) [-]
That bastard!
User avatar #13 to #13 - fukkenchaos (01/08/2011) [-]
yeah. i don't really care though, his barely got +25 thumbs. he actually asked me to put the link to his pic in my description on my other 3 comps cuz his failed
User avatar #14 to #14 - bobJML (01/08/2011) [-]
Did you do it?
I never noticed it.
User avatar #15 to #15 - fukkenchaos (01/08/2011) [-]
nope, cuz that would mean he would've gotten a bunch of thumbs for copying me.
#16 to #16 - bobJML (01/08/2011) [-]
Well played.
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