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Date Signed Up:12/11/2010
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#4 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Damn you! +77
#88 - timmity (08/17/2013) [-]
thst doesent explsin anything, my fat doesent jiggle.
User avatar #60 - turtletroll (08/17/2013) [-]
It`s just a growth spurt.
#1 - The lightbulb finally got it right  [+] (6 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Some People +96
#33 - biembobo (08/17/2013) [-]
explain please
#20 - ebdac (08/17/2013) [-]
I just got what the fuck is LIGHTBULB...
User avatar #21 - deathofnight (08/17/2013) [-]
what the hell is LIGHTBULB?
#35 - ebdac (08/19/2013) [-]
It's that little mother fucker under the picture in the description area!
#9 - LiamNeeson (08/17/2013) [-]
#8 - ganjalf (08/17/2013) [-]
#4 - agreed  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on Ziggs' ultimate +1
User avatar #45 - majestispaceduck (08/16/2013) [-]
been playing for 2 years now (well as of next month it'll have been 2 years)
#20 - I must go; my people need me  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on You'll never be as cool as... +13
User avatar #73 - greenstrongworld (08/16/2013) [-]
I am a taco shell.
#8 - I love a good strip trees 08/16/2013 on Struck by lightning burning... +22
#17 - happyfox 08/13/2013 on Foxy feels +8
#4226712 - Got it. Thanks!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4226713 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
No prob!
#4226709 - And how do you get those?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4226711 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
They drop, but you can also get them from trading
User avatar #4226712 - fukkenchaos (08/03/2013) [-]
Got it. Thanks!
User avatar #4226713 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
No prob!
#4226706 - What kind of recipe?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4226707 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
the recipe for that specific gem
User avatar #4226709 - fukkenchaos (08/03/2013) [-]
And how do you get those?
User avatar #4226711 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
They drop, but you can also get them from trading
User avatar #4226712 - fukkenchaos (08/03/2013) [-]
Got it. Thanks!
User avatar #4226713 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
No prob!
#4226704 - And special gems are made with 100 of whatever gems, right?  [+] (7 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4226705 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
+ recipie
User avatar #4226706 - fukkenchaos (08/03/2013) [-]
What kind of recipe?
User avatar #4226707 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
the recipe for that specific gem
User avatar #4226709 - fukkenchaos (08/03/2013) [-]
And how do you get those?
User avatar #4226711 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
They drop, but you can also get them from trading
User avatar #4226712 - fukkenchaos (08/03/2013) [-]
Got it. Thanks!
User avatar #4226713 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
No prob!
#4226701 - Do the recipes for it exist yet?  [+] (10 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4226703 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
It's not a recipe, ( I don't think ) it's just a random chance when making a special gem.
User avatar #4226704 - fukkenchaos (08/03/2013) [-]
And special gems are made with 100 of whatever gems, right?
User avatar #4226705 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
+ recipie
User avatar #4226706 - fukkenchaos (08/03/2013) [-]
What kind of recipe?
User avatar #4226707 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
the recipe for that specific gem
User avatar #4226709 - fukkenchaos (08/03/2013) [-]
And how do you get those?
User avatar #4226711 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
They drop, but you can also get them from trading
User avatar #4226712 - fukkenchaos (08/03/2013) [-]
Got it. Thanks!
User avatar #4226713 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
No prob!
User avatar #4226702 - liability (08/03/2013) [-]
God gems are created by chance. When making a special gem there's a 1/1000 chance a god gem will also be made
#4226696 - Really? Do you know when they will?  [+] (12 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4226698 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
It's a random chance, and the person who gets will probably make a big announcement too. It's not an easy time to estimate
User avatar #4226701 - fukkenchaos (08/03/2013) [-]
Do the recipes for it exist yet?
User avatar #4226703 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
It's not a recipe, ( I don't think ) it's just a random chance when making a special gem.
User avatar #4226704 - fukkenchaos (08/03/2013) [-]
And special gems are made with 100 of whatever gems, right?
User avatar #4226705 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
+ recipie
User avatar #4226706 - fukkenchaos (08/03/2013) [-]
What kind of recipe?
User avatar #4226707 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
the recipe for that specific gem
User avatar #4226709 - fukkenchaos (08/03/2013) [-]
And how do you get those?
User avatar #4226711 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
They drop, but you can also get them from trading
User avatar #4226712 - fukkenchaos (08/03/2013) [-]
Got it. Thanks!
User avatar #4226713 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
No prob!
User avatar #4226702 - liability (08/03/2013) [-]
God gems are created by chance. When making a special gem there's a 1/1000 chance a god gem will also be made
#4226688 - Would anyone be willing to let me borrow 3 God Gems to open so…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4226692 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
none exist yet
User avatar #4226696 - fukkenchaos (08/03/2013) [-]
Really? Do you know when they will?
User avatar #4226698 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
It's a random chance, and the person who gets will probably make a big announcement too. It's not an easy time to estimate
User avatar #4226701 - fukkenchaos (08/03/2013) [-]
Do the recipes for it exist yet?
User avatar #4226703 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
It's not a recipe, ( I don't think ) it's just a random chance when making a special gem.
User avatar #4226704 - fukkenchaos (08/03/2013) [-]
And special gems are made with 100 of whatever gems, right?
User avatar #4226705 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
+ recipie
User avatar #4226706 - fukkenchaos (08/03/2013) [-]
What kind of recipe?
User avatar #4226707 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
the recipe for that specific gem
User avatar #4226709 - fukkenchaos (08/03/2013) [-]
And how do you get those?
User avatar #4226711 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
They drop, but you can also get them from trading
User avatar #4226712 - fukkenchaos (08/03/2013) [-]
Got it. Thanks!
User avatar #4226713 - savestate (08/03/2013) [-]
No prob!
User avatar #4226702 - liability (08/03/2013) [-]
God gems are created by chance. When making a special gem there's a 1/1000 chance a god gem will also be made
#4226276 - No problem 08/02/2013 on Play items 0
#34 - Picture 08/02/2013 on NOW, WHO WOULD RIDE THIS DOG? -1
#152 - Yeah, it's the Disney version of Skylanders. We got a huge shi… 08/02/2013 on toys are bust 0
#5 - You can own wolf hybrids as pets  [+] (6 new replies) 08/02/2013 on NOW, WHO WOULD RIDE THIS DOG? +16
User avatar #121 - kikisu (08/03/2013) [-]
I've heard they're extremely dangerous to own. Also saw an episode on that fatal attractions show where a woman who owned a pack of wolf-dogs got murdered because she couldn't properly assert her dominance as alpha female.
#56 - mexx (08/02/2013) [-]
people who own wolf hybrids are fucking douchebags who are just asking for trouble.
'ehrmergerd a wolf is so cool i want one' you should die in a pit.
#38 - anonymous (08/02/2013) [-]
It is illegal to own a wolf hybrid in Canada so we are fucked too.
#25 - kez (08/02/2013) [-]
99% the time they have no wolf in them and they just say they do to get more money.

The ones "You have to get from ireland because they're illegal in the UK". Never wolfs, lies.

Source: Flat mates whole family are dog breeders for like 5 generations.
#21 - memenoob (08/02/2013) [-]
Well where the hell do I buy one?
#34 - fukkenchaos (08/02/2013) [-]
#16 - So is mine  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2013 on /fit/ +16
#17 - Kairyuka (08/02/2013) [-]
#4222886 - What are "god gems" and how do you make/acquire them? 08/02/2013 on Play items 0
#46 - In the "Why is this important to you?" section: … 08/02/2013 on My Body is Reggie +7
#149 - I HATE THOSE THINGS. Kids will walk up behind me wit…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2013 on toys are bust 0
User avatar #151 - happyfox (08/02/2013) [-]
what even are they..we have posters for them but don't have em yet. Are they like skylanders? if so GOD HELP US ALL, I can't go a day without being asked to find the ONE THAT WE NEVER HAVE and when we don't have it, it's obviously MY fucking fault.

God damn toys. I am trying to get a new job. It's not going well.
User avatar #152 - fukkenchaos (08/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's the Disney version of Skylanders. We got a huge shipment of the figures yesterday, and I was told to store them in the back because they were at a "high theft risk" level. I'm just glad my shift ended as soon as the store opened, so I didn't have to deal with the customers asking a thousand questions about them.

And it's ridiculously difficult to find a second job nowadays.
#4207124 - How do I get a book of rape?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4207126 - rohypnol (07/31/2013) [-]
they drop a lot
#4207104 - How do you make a demon?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4207107 - rohypnol (07/31/2013) [-]
2 legs
2 arms
1 head
book of rape
wrath soul
User avatar #4207124 - fukkenchaos (07/31/2013) [-]
How do I get a book of rape?
User avatar #4207126 - rohypnol (07/31/2013) [-]
they drop a lot
User avatar #4207105 - kmanscloneszombie (07/31/2013) [-]
All demon parts, book of rape, and a wrath soul.
#24 - Do you know how OP stickies a comment?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Please explain this logic... -1
#52 - AnonymousDonor (07/31/2013) [-]
[insert joke about OP's abundance of semen here]




guys im pretty sure he wasn't actually talking about how OP "stickies" the comment in the computer interface
User avatar #25 - meathooksodomy (07/31/2013) [-]
Maybe there's a button next to each comment, I don't know.
User avatar #26 - theugandanhero (07/31/2013) [-]
Post something random, comment on your post, and if you look next to your comment, you will see the "sticky" option.
#18 - thanks  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2013 on Please explain this logic... +18
User avatar #23 - meathooksodomy (07/31/2013) [-]
Only OP can stick a comment.
User avatar #24 - fukkenchaos (07/31/2013) [-]
Do you know how OP stickies a comment?
#52 - AnonymousDonor (07/31/2013) [-]
[insert joke about OP's abundance of semen here]




guys im pretty sure he wasn't actually talking about how OP "stickies" the comment in the computer interface
User avatar #25 - meathooksodomy (07/31/2013) [-]
Maybe there's a button next to each comment, I don't know.
User avatar #26 - theugandanhero (07/31/2013) [-]
Post something random, comment on your post, and if you look next to your comment, you will see the "sticky" option.
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#81 - fukkenchaos (12/27/2013) [-]
yulster
User avatar #82 to #81 - yulster (12/27/2013) [-]
this is before the second operation?
User avatar #83 to #82 - fukkenchaos (12/27/2013) [-]
After the second. The scars from the original surgery are the one that's furthest to the right, and the lowest one. There's another scar on the other side of my body that's identical to the one furthest to the right.
User avatar #84 to #83 - yulster (12/27/2013) [-]
Do you have pictures of how it was before the operation?
User avatar #85 to #84 - fukkenchaos (12/27/2013) [-]
Before the first one, when my chest was caving in? No, but it was pretty severe.

I have some from before the last surgery, though.
User avatar #86 to #85 - yulster (12/27/2013) [-]
yeah okay
#87 to #86 - fukkenchaos (12/28/2013) [-]
here's before the last surgery
User avatar #88 to #87 - yulster (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's getting better... are these operations to stop from the dent putting pressure on your organs?
User avatar #89 to #88 - fukkenchaos (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, my ribs were starting to compress my lungs and heart, so it had to be fixed
User avatar #77 - revengeforfreeze (12/21/2013) [-]
I've had DID too.

How are Ace and Tyler today?

Do you still have them?

I've talked to two other people with that disorder
User avatar #78 to #77 - fukkenchaos (12/21/2013) [-]
They've been gone since last December, but they were like my best friends
User avatar #79 to #78 - revengeforfreeze (12/21/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. Sorry to hear that I guess but.. if you miss them I guess
User avatar #80 to #79 - fukkenchaos (12/21/2013) [-]
There are days where I think about them, but for the most part, I'm glad I'm the only one here now.
#77 - prestonjohns (06/10/2013) [-]
You are the bomb ty
#74 - cinzia (04/04/2013) [-]
Hey dude. can i get that pic of a fox lazily stretching?
#76 to #75 - cinzia (04/05/2013) [-]
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
#71 - prestonjohns (03/06/2013) [-]
Thank you
#60 - prestonjohns (01/10/2013) [-]
you there?
User avatar #61 to #60 - fukkenchaos (01/10/2013) [-]
Yeah. What's up?
#62 to #61 - prestonjohns (01/10/2013) [-]
Just see what you've been up to man, have a good chrismas?
User avatar #63 to #62 - fukkenchaos (01/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, I spent it with my family. You?
#64 to #63 - prestonjohns (01/10/2013) [-]
got a 1.5tb from my friends and about 200 buck of stuff from my parents.
Spent some time with me grandparents
User avatar #65 to #64 - fukkenchaos (01/10/2013) [-]
Very cool. Do you have a resolution this year?
#66 to #65 - prestonjohns (01/10/2013) [-]
No i do not lol, only thing i am trying to do is get a 24 on my ACT, and to rank 10 in most items.
Do you have one?
also, could i get some more FJ points by chance?
User avatar #67 to #66 - fukkenchaos (01/10/2013) [-]
I just want to be healthier, exercise often, etc.
And yeah, just a sec.
#68 to #67 - prestonjohns (01/10/2013) [-]
That is a good Resolution.
Just make it a habit.
so then, what do you do in free time.
User avatar #69 to #68 - fukkenchaos (01/10/2013) [-]
I'm either at home, work, or the gym. I don't really do much. You?
#70 to #69 - prestonjohns (01/10/2013) [-]
Just school then chilling on funnyjunk, or hanging with friends.
#59 - prestonjohns (12/20/2012) [-]
Whats up with you man.
#58 - prestonjohns (11/28/2012) [-]
thank you a lot man, you have no idea how much these points help me.
and by games, i mean't like PC or console games.
#53 - prestonjohns (11/27/2012) [-]
whats up?
User avatar #54 to #53 - fukkenchaos (11/27/2012) [-]
Nothin really :P you?
#55 to #54 - prestonjohns (11/27/2012) [-]
just waiting to play LOL with someone.
And picking up items.
User avatar #56 to #55 - fukkenchaos (11/27/2012) [-]
coolness
#52 - prestonjohns (11/21/2012) [-]
Once again thank you alot.
#46 - prestonjohns (11/20/2012) [-]
How did that other guy ask you for points?
User avatar #47 to #46 - fukkenchaos (11/20/2012) [-]
I have no idea. I haven'y given him any though.
#48 to #47 - prestonjohns (11/20/2012) [-]
Well thank you for the ones you have given me. And thank you for the ones you might keep giving me lol.
I mean like how did he ask you though.
Like in a private message or what?
User avatar #49 to #48 - fukkenchaos (11/20/2012) [-]
He just replied to my comment, and now that reply is gone so I'll probably forget about it soon.
#50 to #49 - prestonjohns (11/20/2012) [-]
Ohh i see, and thank you again for the points.
SPONGEBOB
That post killed me.
What games do you play?
User avatar #51 to #50 - fukkenchaos (11/20/2012) [-]
No problem.
And what do you mean by games?
#43 - prestonjohns (11/20/2012) [-]
thank you so much man.
User avatar #44 to #43 - fukkenchaos (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm gonna be sending another 2500 your way soon
#39 - prestonjohns (11/19/2012) [-]
OMFG DUDE, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
But... how were you able to get 19k more?
You have given me so many points.
64k so FAR Thank You So Much dude.
User avatar #40 to #39 - fukkenchaos (11/19/2012) [-]
I've had 5 posts on the front page in the past week, so I got a lot of points.
#41 to #40 - prestonjohns (11/19/2012) [-]
Well thank you a lot man.
User avatar #42 to #41 - fukkenchaos (11/19/2012) [-]
No problem. I'll send more as I get them.
#37 - prestonjohns (11/09/2012) [-]
Thank you so man. I am currently trying to get 200k FJ points, that is what i need in order to make an item. You keep the points and all after you make it.
Your 45k will help me a **** ton.
User avatar #38 to #37 - fukkenchaos (11/09/2012) [-]
No problem. Glad I could help. :)
#33 - prestonjohns (11/09/2012) [-]
Could you help me out?
User avatar #34 to #33 - fukkenchaos (11/09/2012) [-]
With what?
#35 to #34 - prestonjohns (11/09/2012) [-]
Your Funnyjunk Points would help me alot with items and i see you don't collect them so i thought i might be able to get them. Plz and Thank You
User avatar #36 to #35 - fukkenchaos (11/09/2012) [-]
Sure. How do I give them to you?
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User avatar #32 to #32 - fukkenchaos (05/21/2012) [-]
Even though you're making a sad face, you're still really pretty. :) <3
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#19 - luckybastard (02/18/2012) [-]
<---- mfw you have ahnoneemuhs NSFW.

funnyjunk.com/user/ahnoneem... <--- source of information

Doo eeet
User avatar #20 to #20 - fukkenchaos (02/18/2012) [-]
I sorry, but I can't do that.
Reasons:
1) She's only 17.
2) She's 16/17 in the pictures.
3) If I posted them, I'd get arrested for distributing child pornography.
4) Reason 3 would **** up my entire life.
5) I talked with her after I made that, and I deleted the pictures I had.
She's my ex-girlfriend, and if she wants to put herself on the internet like that, then it'll have to be after she turns 18. Besides, if she did, they'd look better than the ones I had; she's gotten skinnier and her boobs have gotten a lot bigger. Sorry I couldn't help you, man.
User avatar #21 to #21 - fukkenchaos (02/18/2012) [-]
*I'm
User avatar #23 to #23 - fukkenchaos (02/18/2012) [-]
They only got bigger since she started birth control; it happens to pretty much every girl. She just decides to wear bras to make them look even bigger and low-cut shirts. She's underage, but she doesn't act like it. For the next few months, she's gonna be a tease for a bunch of guys on FJ.

Also: I love your comments.
User avatar #25 to #24 - ahnoneemuhs (02/18/2012) [-]
Heyyy i'm not a tease :|
User avatar #26 to #26 - fukkenchaos (02/18/2012) [-]
You know you have big boobs and you wear low-cut shirts on purpose. Teaser.
#27 to #27 - ahnoneemuhs (02/18/2012) [-]
I'm not a tease :P I wear normal shirts too lol and I generally look like **** . Example A: Me right now. Lol I looked baked as **** . I'm just tired though
User avatar #28 to #28 - fukkenchaos (02/18/2012) [-]
Only when you're not going to see anyone that day; otherwise you're a try-hard.
User avatar #29 to #29 - ahnoneemuhs (02/18/2012) [-]
Am not lol this is the shirt I wore yesterday when I went to Shmiro's house :P And i had no make up done so smehhhh :P
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User avatar #18 to #18 - fukkenchaos (02/15/2011) [-]
thanks bro
#10 - bobJML (01/08/2011) [-]
Where's the second Nike Comp?
User avatar #11 to #11 - fukkenchaos (01/08/2011) [-]
someone saw my first comp and made one. they called it "nike comp 2", so i skipped the number 2 comp and did 3 and the last one
#12 to #12 - bobJML (01/08/2011) [-]
That bastard!
User avatar #13 to #13 - fukkenchaos (01/08/2011) [-]
yeah. i don't really care though, his barely got +25 thumbs. he actually asked me to put the link to his pic in my description on my other 3 comps cuz his failed
User avatar #14 to #14 - bobJML (01/08/2011) [-]
Did you do it?
I never noticed it.
User avatar #15 to #15 - fukkenchaos (01/08/2011) [-]
nope, cuz that would mean he would've gotten a bunch of thumbs for copying me.
#16 to #16 - bobJML (01/08/2011) [-]
Well played.
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