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#16 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2013 on I don't know how I never... 0
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#12 - Comment deleted 10/14/2013 on I don't know how I never... 0
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#56 - I got my first pentakill with Garen a couple days ago … 09/29/2013 on Lux Quadra Kill 0
#48 - what's that from??  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2013 on Are you kitten me? 0
User avatar #256 - idkmyusername (09/22/2013) [-]
refer to comment 66
#113 - thanks, bro 09/17/2013 on I'd like to make a request 0
#37 - you cannot spell "legendary" without "leg day" 09/11/2013 on Regreting the date? 0
#10 - How does Flash work? I just unlocked it a couple hours ago, bu…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Fail flash 0
#18 - Womens Study Major (08/27/2013) [-]
basically, a short range, instant teleport, used to quickly dodge, dive, or escape.
User avatar #14 - jackknapp (08/27/2013) [-]
Whaterever your mouse is, your champion will instantly teleport in the direction of your cursor. It's a pretty popular spell because of its usefulness. However, it has an added bonus of being able to teleport over any wall if Flashes range is more than half of how thick the wall is.
#40 - Picture 08/19/2013 on Choose +120
#10 - here you go 08/19/2013 on Oh +4
#34 - Picture 08/19/2013 on Wonder what that text says -2
#26 - Has anyone registered for this?  [+] (50 new replies) 08/18/2013 on Can it explode? +39
#80 - Womens Study Major (08/18/2013) [-]
>Registering to be a guinea pig getting cooked to death by radiation.

"How's that cancer going, Greg?

It's bad but not as bad as the polluted water, I sure wish we had some engineers here, or some doctors. Yeah I don't have anything to do but masturbate now. The Blu-ray players all broke. Well, I'm going to go on a killing spree and rape the colonists."

The Mars one project is a fucking joke. They want to send pods that you'll die in like rats. If you want an actual colonization project, it can't rely on BILLIONS OF PUBLICLY DONATED DOLLARS. They are literally just hoping someone will give them billions to send people in tin cans. A proper effort would send a team of systems engineers, doctors and medical researchers with the most advanced technology we can. Mars One is a sick experiment.
User avatar #116 - smokekusheveryday (08/18/2013) [-]
That's why nutters like you aren't welcome in the mars one program
User avatar #69 - rakdinas (08/18/2013) [-]
heeeeelllllllll naw, havnt you played doom 3?
#65 - pokemonstheshiz (08/18/2013) [-]
I love the Archer episode that makes fun of it
#63 - Womens Study Major (08/18/2013) [-]
No because it's a fucking scam, are you retarded?

Also, why are we spending time trying to establish a colony on Mars? Why not spend this time and money on making the areas of Earth livable? Most of Australia? The Sahara Desert? We can make these places livable first, surely?
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#114 - xerxic (08/18/2013) [-]
Demon spiders you say? Well in that case perhaps we should put more money into the military budget. Who needs roads or running water anyway?
User avatar #66 - kimilsung (08/18/2013) [-]
no fuck you
#60 - Womens Study Major (08/18/2013) [-]
if id have to live my whole life there id go fucking insane
#54 - smileulz (08/18/2013) [-]
Mars wont be too bad.

Gribble will be waiting.
#48 - hueyfreeman (08/18/2013) [-]
that feel when won't let me sign up because I accidentally entered 1996 instead of 1997 for my birth year
#46 - Womens Study Major (08/18/2013) [-]
youd better take a couple hundred porno magazines or a couple terabytes, provided you'll have power for it.
#34 - pwnmissilereborn (08/18/2013) [-]
Let me explain it for the people who don't know what it is. Mars One is a project that aims to establish a human colony on Mars by 2023.

Anyone can apply for a fee that goes from 5$ to 75$. This does not grant you passage though, after the application people will undergo more 3 rounds of selection.

This voyage to Mars however, is a one way trip. Nothing will be coming back to Earth, what goes to Mars will stay in Mars, and whoever reaches the planet will die there, whether it is from complications or old age.

After the first manned trip, that will carry four people, the Mars One Project to send an extra four people capsule every two years.
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#90 - mindlogic (08/18/2013) [-]
Website. Please? I'm willingly to explore, plus death is death. I know I'm going to die so might as well have a fun experience doing so.

P.S. Pic for the sauce.
#92 - pwnmissilereborn (08/18/2013) [-]
www.mars-one.com/en/

Pic is most likely some kind of r34 of Kida from Atlantis if anyone is interested.
#106 - shadowbreech (08/18/2013) [-]
Nailed it!
#87 - wtfduud (08/18/2013) [-]
And the following capsules will most likely land far away from the original, considering it is an entire planet.
#89 - pwnmissilereborn (08/18/2013) [-]
Nah, capsules can be landed with an amazing precision with the right calculations. The following capsules will be landed near the first landing site and then be attached to the other modules using rovers.

Supplying several colonies on a planet would be too unpractical for what they are aiming for.
User avatar #85 - somefunnyshitihope (08/18/2013) [-]
Alien is gonna happen irl
User avatar #84 - iamconbon (08/18/2013) [-]
but do they have wifi?
User avatar #78 - playfaire (08/18/2013) [-]
Well, when they've been there for say 40 years, the technology has most likely come a far way, I think they will be able to go back if they really wish, after a long time.
User avatar #73 - tittentei (08/18/2013) [-]
I don't have much belief in this. To think that amateurs could creatively solve occuring problems better than professionals is just, yeah. And it will surely be some legal problems along the road. No, it's not gonna happen. Not in 2023, and not with this idea.
#77 - pwnmissilereborn (08/18/2013) [-]
Honestly, if by professional you mean government agencies, don't expect them to show much effort in space exploration now. We are past the Cold War, Space Research no longer contributes as heavily to military interests as it did then and so Russia and the US are dropping it now.

Anyway whoever had planned it would make it a permanent mission, return trips are far too unpractical with the current technology. This isn't the I.S.S. or the Moon, while being out of the Earth system, and thus way further than any of these two, Mars also has an atmosphere and a stronger gravity, which makes a return trip with a payload of that size really unpractical.

Although I do feel it is strange that a random non-profit private company popped out of nowhere and wants to establish a colony on Mars, and I'm also a bit skeptical about the success of this mission.
User avatar #49 - sinonyx (08/18/2013) [-]
dont forget to add...

in order to actually have any chance of getting int, you need to be able to contribute something worthwhile to everyone there
you need to be mental healthy, and physically healthy
i'm willing to bet that the people who get in, are going to have masters or PhDs
#72 - fcrocker (08/18/2013) [-]
Actually they said they were looking for your more 'Average Joe' type people, as it is going to be broadcasted as a reality style television show. Also they want a good mix of people, so they're not looking for just your Fighter pilots and doctors.
They just want people who are healthy, mentally sound and sociable.

TL;DR: Still no-one from Funnyjunk
User avatar #123 - sinonyx (08/18/2013) [-]
aswell as people who show they have the ability to learn new things well/quickly, because they are going to have to train people in certain areas
User avatar #58 - sardinez (08/18/2013) [-]
That's what breaks me up about it.. such a high risk mission and the only people going are the kind of people that qualify for the mission aren't at all expendable.
User avatar #45 - Whetstone (08/18/2013) [-]
I feel like the best qualifiers would probably be people who live in desert climates. Because I live in a hilly forest filled area, I know for a fact that 1 year of not having that would drive me insane. Although there is still wildlife to a certain extent in deserts, it would probably be more adjustable for those people to be on mars (If you take away the being millions of miles away from your home planet and having to wear a special suit every time you walk outside part)
User avatar #37 - galkawhm (08/18/2013) [-]
Does that mean no internet?
#39 - pwnmissilereborn (08/18/2013) [-]
I guess you could use internet in a limited way, however loading a single page would take 8 minutes when Mars is closest to Earth, and 40 minutes when it is farthest.
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#79 - seizure (08/18/2013) [-]
No, your logic is all fucked up nigga. It will take 4 minutes for your request to be sent to Earth and 4 more for the Earth internet system to sent data back. That doesn't mean that you will only receive one frame of data, where the fuck did you get that? Once they get the request, they will start sending data immediately, meaning 8 minutes after you wish you could be watching porn, you actually could be watching it without it even buffering or anything. It's not like you have to sent a request for every single frame, you know?
User avatar #121 - stijnverheye (08/18/2013) [-]
SORRY !
#122 - seizure (08/18/2013) [-]
Its going to be ok lil nigga
User avatar #44 - galkawhm (08/18/2013) [-]
That's not much worse than the lag I normally get.
User avatar #40 - egosumproxi (08/18/2013) [-]
So what you are saying is no online gaming?...
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User avatar #76 - stijnverheye (08/18/2013) [-]
if you like playing with a ping of 1000000+ then you might like it there
#41 - pwnmissilereborn (08/18/2013) [-]
Yeah, online gaming is pretty much out of question.
User avatar #42 - egosumproxi (08/18/2013) [-]
But I only just got fibre optic net... :\
User avatar #32 - OptimaTentacle (08/18/2013) [-]
A one-way trip to Mars doesn't sound too appealing. Some might want to do this to be immortalized in history or to do what no one has done before, but the idea of not being able to come back--and at such a high risk of death--is a deal-breaker. You'd be missing out on so much Earth has to offer, especially if a qualified applicant is relatively young.
#31 - Aezync (08/18/2013) [-]
Whoever lands on that God forsaken planet will die instantly due to gravity.

Retards.
#43 - likeabox (08/18/2013) [-]
Mars' gravity is 38% of Earth's. Meaning your weight less. Jupitard.

I'm so sorry.
User avatar #38 - braddlesxp (08/18/2013) [-]
lel epic trell
User avatar #29 - egosumproxi (08/18/2013) [-]
Sounds familiar, but idk wth you are talking about. Please elaborate.
User avatar #36 - newforomador (08/18/2013) [-]
Look above.
User avatar #27 - ginginhunter (08/18/2013) [-]
What is this fuckery?
User avatar #50 - hueyfreeman (08/18/2013) [-]
get out of earth free card
#3 - All of them 08/16/2013 on Best mutant ever… +2
#2 - Picture 08/16/2013 on The Game. You just lost it! +6
#1 - Hello, little sis  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2013 on lel +61
#3 - hideyoshi (08/17/2013) [-]
family reunion
#21 - zorororonoa (08/17/2013) [-]
yay!
#4 - > make eye contact with the person(s) next to you > … 08/16/2013 on In-Flight Access 0
#4 - Picture 08/16/2013 on 4chan feels -6
#1 - Picture 08/16/2013 on Rocket Mocking Gravity 0
#4 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Damn you! +77
#88 - timmity (08/17/2013) [-]
thst doesent explsin anything, my fat doesent jiggle.
User avatar #60 - turtletroll (08/17/2013) [-]
It`s just a growth spurt.
#1 - The lightbulb finally got it right  [+] (6 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Some People +96
#33 - biembobo (08/17/2013) [-]
explain please
#20 - ebdac (08/17/2013) [-]
I just got what the fuck is LIGHTBULB...
User avatar #21 - deathofnight (08/17/2013) [-]
what the hell is LIGHTBULB?
#35 - ebdac (08/19/2013) [-]
It's that little mother fucker under the picture in the description area!
#9 - LiamNeeson (08/17/2013) [-]
#8 - ganjalf (08/17/2013) [-]
#4 - agreed  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on Ziggs' ultimate +1
User avatar #45 - majestispaceduck (08/16/2013) [-]
been playing for 2 years now (well as of next month it'll have been 2 years)
#20 - I must go; my people need me  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on You'll never be as cool as... +13
User avatar #73 - greenstrongworld (08/16/2013) [-]
I am a taco shell.
#8 - I love a good strip trees 08/16/2013 on Struck by lightning burning... +22
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#81 - fukkenchaos (12/27/2013) [-]
yulster
User avatar #82 to #81 - yulster (12/27/2013) [-]
this is before the second operation?
User avatar #83 to #82 - fukkenchaos (12/27/2013) [-]
After the second. The scars from the original surgery are the one that's furthest to the right, and the lowest one. There's another scar on the other side of my body that's identical to the one furthest to the right.
User avatar #84 to #83 - yulster (12/27/2013) [-]
Do you have pictures of how it was before the operation?
User avatar #85 to #84 - fukkenchaos (12/27/2013) [-]
Before the first one, when my chest was caving in? No, but it was pretty severe.

I have some from before the last surgery, though.
User avatar #86 to #85 - yulster (12/27/2013) [-]
yeah okay
#87 to #86 - fukkenchaos (12/28/2013) [-]
here's before the last surgery
User avatar #88 to #87 - yulster (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's getting better... are these operations to stop from the dent putting pressure on your organs?
User avatar #89 to #88 - fukkenchaos (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, my ribs were starting to compress my lungs and heart, so it had to be fixed
User avatar #77 - revengeforfreeze (12/21/2013) [-]
I've had DID too.

How are Ace and Tyler today?

Do you still have them?

I've talked to two other people with that disorder
User avatar #78 to #77 - fukkenchaos (12/21/2013) [-]
They've been gone since last December, but they were like my best friends
User avatar #79 to #78 - revengeforfreeze (12/21/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. Sorry to hear that I guess but.. if you miss them I guess
User avatar #80 to #79 - fukkenchaos (12/21/2013) [-]
There are days where I think about them, but for the most part, I'm glad I'm the only one here now.
#77 - prestonjohns (06/10/2013) [-]
You are the bomb ty
#74 - cinzia (04/04/2013) [-]
Hey dude. can i get that pic of a fox lazily stretching?
#76 to #75 - cinzia (04/05/2013) [-]
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
#71 - prestonjohns (03/06/2013) [-]
Thank you
#60 - prestonjohns (01/10/2013) [-]
you there?
User avatar #61 to #60 - fukkenchaos (01/10/2013) [-]
Yeah. What's up?
#62 to #61 - prestonjohns (01/10/2013) [-]
Just see what you've been up to man, have a good chrismas?
User avatar #63 to #62 - fukkenchaos (01/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, I spent it with my family. You?
#64 to #63 - prestonjohns (01/10/2013) [-]
got a 1.5tb from my friends and about 200 buck of stuff from my parents.
Spent some time with me grandparents
User avatar #65 to #64 - fukkenchaos (01/10/2013) [-]
Very cool. Do you have a resolution this year?
#66 to #65 - prestonjohns (01/10/2013) [-]
No i do not lol, only thing i am trying to do is get a 24 on my ACT, and to rank 10 in most items.
Do you have one?
also, could i get some more FJ points by chance?
User avatar #67 to #66 - fukkenchaos (01/10/2013) [-]
I just want to be healthier, exercise often, etc.
And yeah, just a sec.
#68 to #67 - prestonjohns (01/10/2013) [-]
That is a good Resolution.
Just make it a habit.
so then, what do you do in free time.
User avatar #69 to #68 - fukkenchaos (01/10/2013) [-]
I'm either at home, work, or the gym. I don't really do much. You?
#70 to #69 - prestonjohns (01/10/2013) [-]
Just school then chilling on funnyjunk, or hanging with friends.
#59 - prestonjohns (12/20/2012) [-]
Whats up with you man.
#58 - prestonjohns (11/28/2012) [-]
thank you a lot man, you have no idea how much these points help me.
and by games, i mean't like PC or console games.
#53 - prestonjohns (11/27/2012) [-]
whats up?
User avatar #54 to #53 - fukkenchaos (11/27/2012) [-]
Nothin really :P you?
#55 to #54 - prestonjohns (11/27/2012) [-]
just waiting to play LOL with someone.
And picking up items.
User avatar #56 to #55 - fukkenchaos (11/27/2012) [-]
coolness
#52 - prestonjohns (11/21/2012) [-]
Once again thank you alot.
#46 - prestonjohns (11/20/2012) [-]
How did that other guy ask you for points?
User avatar #47 to #46 - fukkenchaos (11/20/2012) [-]
I have no idea. I haven'y given him any though.
#48 to #47 - prestonjohns (11/20/2012) [-]
Well thank you for the ones you have given me. And thank you for the ones you might keep giving me lol.
I mean like how did he ask you though.
Like in a private message or what?
User avatar #49 to #48 - fukkenchaos (11/20/2012) [-]
He just replied to my comment, and now that reply is gone so I'll probably forget about it soon.
#50 to #49 - prestonjohns (11/20/2012) [-]
Ohh i see, and thank you again for the points.
SPONGEBOB
That post killed me.
What games do you play?
User avatar #51 to #50 - fukkenchaos (11/20/2012) [-]
No problem.
And what do you mean by games?
#43 - prestonjohns (11/20/2012) [-]
thank you so much man.
User avatar #44 to #43 - fukkenchaos (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm gonna be sending another 2500 your way soon
#39 - prestonjohns (11/19/2012) [-]
OMFG DUDE, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
But... how were you able to get 19k more?
You have given me so many points.
64k so FAR Thank You So Much dude.
User avatar #40 to #39 - fukkenchaos (11/19/2012) [-]
I've had 5 posts on the front page in the past week, so I got a lot of points.
#41 to #40 - prestonjohns (11/19/2012) [-]
Well thank you a lot man.
User avatar #42 to #41 - fukkenchaos (11/19/2012) [-]
No problem. I'll send more as I get them.
#37 - prestonjohns (11/09/2012) [-]
Thank you so man. I am currently trying to get 200k FJ points, that is what i need in order to make an item. You keep the points and all after you make it.
Your 45k will help me a **** ton.
User avatar #38 to #37 - fukkenchaos (11/09/2012) [-]
No problem. Glad I could help. :)
#33 - prestonjohns (11/09/2012) [-]
Could you help me out?
User avatar #34 to #33 - fukkenchaos (11/09/2012) [-]
With what?
#35 to #34 - prestonjohns (11/09/2012) [-]
Your Funnyjunk Points would help me alot with items and i see you don't collect them so i thought i might be able to get them. Plz and Thank You
User avatar #36 to #35 - fukkenchaos (11/09/2012) [-]
Sure. How do I give them to you?
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User avatar #32 to #32 - fukkenchaos (05/21/2012) [-]
Even though you're making a sad face, you're still really pretty. :) <3
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#19 - luckybastard (02/18/2012) [-]
<---- mfw you have ahnoneemuhs **** .

funnyjunk.com/user/ahnoneem... <--- source of information

Doo eeet
User avatar #20 to #20 - fukkenchaos (02/18/2012) [-]
I sorry, but I can't do that.
Reasons:
1) She's only 17.
2) She's 16/17 in the pictures.
3) If I posted them, I'd get arrested for distributing child pornography.
4) Reason 3 would **** up my entire life.
5) I talked with her after I made that, and I deleted the pictures I had.
She's my ex-girlfriend, and if she wants to put herself on the internet like that, then it'll have to be after she turns 18. Besides, if she did, they'd look better than the ones I had; she's gotten skinnier and her boobs have gotten a lot bigger. Sorry I couldn't help you, man.
User avatar #21 to #21 - fukkenchaos (02/18/2012) [-]
*I'm
User avatar #23 to #23 - fukkenchaos (02/18/2012) [-]
They only got bigger since she started birth control; it happens to pretty much every girl. She just decides to wear bras to make them look even bigger and low-cut shirts. She's underage, but she doesn't act like it. For the next few months, she's gonna be a tease for a bunch of guys on FJ.

Also: I love your comments.
User avatar #25 to #24 - ahnoneemuhs (02/18/2012) [-]
Heyyy i'm not a tease :|
User avatar #26 to #26 - fukkenchaos (02/18/2012) [-]
You know you have big boobs and you wear low-cut shirts on purpose. Teaser.
#27 to #27 - ahnoneemuhs (02/18/2012) [-]
I'm not a tease :P I wear normal shirts too lol and I generally look like **** . Example A: Me right now. Lol I looked baked as **** . I'm just tired though
User avatar #28 to #28 - fukkenchaos (02/18/2012) [-]
Only when you're not going to see anyone that day; otherwise you're a try-hard.
User avatar #29 to #29 - ahnoneemuhs (02/18/2012) [-]
Am not lol this is the shirt I wore yesterday when I went to Shmiro's house :P And i had no make up done so smehhhh :P
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User avatar #18 to #18 - fukkenchaos (02/15/2011) [-]
thanks bro
#10 - bobJML (01/08/2011) [-]
Where's the second Nike Comp?
User avatar #11 to #11 - fukkenchaos (01/08/2011) [-]
someone saw my first comp and made one. they called it "nike comp 2", so i skipped the number 2 comp and did 3 and the last one
#12 to #12 - bobJML (01/08/2011) [-]
That bastard!
User avatar #13 to #13 - fukkenchaos (01/08/2011) [-]
yeah. i don't really care though, his barely got +25 thumbs. he actually asked me to put the link to his pic in my description on my other 3 comps cuz his failed
User avatar #14 to #14 - bobJML (01/08/2011) [-]
Did you do it?
I never noticed it.
User avatar #15 to #15 - fukkenchaos (01/08/2011) [-]
nope, cuz that would mean he would've gotten a bunch of thumbs for copying me.
#16 to #16 - bobJML (01/08/2011) [-]
Well played.
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