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Date Signed Up:12/11/2010
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#5 - Picture 06/07/2013 on top lel 0
#10 - *do 06/07/2013 on Why Misty's Gone +2
#9 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Why Misty's Gone +330
#59 - sacker (06/07/2013) [-]
'What's wrong with you, Misty?'
'I believe I'm having some sort of seizure.'
#30 - jiltist (06/07/2013) [-]
Attempting saving throw versus death.

Rolled 16 versus DC of 28.

Attempt failed.
User avatar #48 - northleech (06/07/2013) [-]
Shouldn't you be able to roll a reflex save for the lick itself tho? Misty didn't even try.
User avatar #121 - YllekNayr (06/08/2013) [-]
It's probably touch-based
#41 - kraetyz (06/07/2013) [-]
... WTF DC 28?! What CR is this Haunter? o_o Compare to Beholders' Death Ray, that's like DC 15-20 or something.
User avatar #73 - Cloudlessewe (06/08/2013) [-]
I literally have no idea what you just said. Is that a game?
#131 - kraetyz (06/08/2013) [-]
I pity you, Mr. Rubick, for never having played D&D 3.5. You ought to buy the core rulebooks and play with some friends. It's fun.
User avatar #133 - mavericjones (06/08/2013) [-]
I personally have only played 4e. Weep for me.
#134 - kraetyz (06/08/2013) [-]
4E is good too, but it lacks the 'umf' you can only get with 3.5. 4E is more for the awesome battles. My best D&D memories come from 3.5, but my best fight scenes from 4E.
User avatar #118 - NinjaHermit (06/08/2013) [-]
They're D&D/Table-top RPG terms.

DC = Difficulty Class. That's the number a target player has to equal or beat with their own roll (which is with a 20-sided dice, plus any relevant skill modifiers/penalties).

CR = Challenge Rating. That tells you how powerful an enemy, trap, etc. is. More specifically, the number is equal to the average party level for which one creature would pose a moderate challenge (i.e. a single CR5 creature would be a suitable encounter for a party of players around lvl5).
User avatar #103 - fistoftheaxis (06/08/2013) [-]
I don't know what's the exact full form of DC, but I've played a bit of Baldur's Gate 2 to know that it's the number the roll must meet or surpass in order to be successful attempt.

"Roll" means rolling dice.
#86 - dorklordrises (06/08/2013) [-]
Dungeons and Dragons
#42 - jiltist (06/07/2013) [-]
#23 - kiwikat (06/07/2013) [-]
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/07/2013) [-]
that's the only time i'll laugh at that.
User avatar #10 - fukkenchaos (06/07/2013) [-]
*do
#8 - and to the Haunter Shake  [+] (17 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Why Misty's Gone +204
#9 - fukkenchaos (06/07/2013) [-]
#59 - sacker (06/07/2013) [-]
'What's wrong with you, Misty?'
'I believe I'm having some sort of seizure.'
#30 - jiltist (06/07/2013) [-]
Attempting saving throw versus death.

Rolled 16 versus DC of 28.

Attempt failed.
User avatar #48 - northleech (06/07/2013) [-]
Shouldn't you be able to roll a reflex save for the lick itself tho? Misty didn't even try.
User avatar #121 - YllekNayr (06/08/2013) [-]
It's probably touch-based
#41 - kraetyz (06/07/2013) [-]
... WTF DC 28?! What CR is this Haunter? o_o Compare to Beholders' Death Ray, that's like DC 15-20 or something.
User avatar #73 - Cloudlessewe (06/08/2013) [-]
I literally have no idea what you just said. Is that a game?
#131 - kraetyz (06/08/2013) [-]
I pity you, Mr. Rubick, for never having played D&D 3.5. You ought to buy the core rulebooks and play with some friends. It's fun.
User avatar #133 - mavericjones (06/08/2013) [-]
I personally have only played 4e. Weep for me.
#134 - kraetyz (06/08/2013) [-]
4E is good too, but it lacks the 'umf' you can only get with 3.5. 4E is more for the awesome battles. My best D&D memories come from 3.5, but my best fight scenes from 4E.
User avatar #118 - NinjaHermit (06/08/2013) [-]
They're D&D/Table-top RPG terms.

DC = Difficulty Class. That's the number a target player has to equal or beat with their own roll (which is with a 20-sided dice, plus any relevant skill modifiers/penalties).

CR = Challenge Rating. That tells you how powerful an enemy, trap, etc. is. More specifically, the number is equal to the average party level for which one creature would pose a moderate challenge (i.e. a single CR5 creature would be a suitable encounter for a party of players around lvl5).
User avatar #103 - fistoftheaxis (06/08/2013) [-]
I don't know what's the exact full form of DC, but I've played a bit of Baldur's Gate 2 to know that it's the number the roll must meet or surpass in order to be successful attempt.

"Roll" means rolling dice.
#86 - dorklordrises (06/08/2013) [-]
Dungeons and Dragons
#42 - jiltist (06/07/2013) [-]
#23 - kiwikat (06/07/2013) [-]
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/07/2013) [-]
that's the only time i'll laugh at that.
User avatar #10 - fukkenchaos (06/07/2013) [-]
*do
#9 - Picture 06/07/2013 on Use condon +7
#8 - Picture 06/07/2013 on Use condon +6
#7 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Use condon +14
User avatar #21 - mion (06/07/2013) [-]
Having so many pups. She must be a bitch.
#9 - fukkenchaos (06/07/2013) [-]
#8 - fukkenchaos (06/07/2013) [-]
#2 - It's clearly a crapboo  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2013 on Yu-Gi-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... +5
#10 - lfunnymanl (06/07/2013) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #2504 at Pictures of you sexy bastards ** ghost poo?
User avatar #25 - dovahkitty (06/07/2013) [-]
that....that kind of resembles the kid this content
#3 - tibetan mastiffs ftw  [+] (13 new replies) 06/06/2013 on Loyal Arcanine +92
#184 - thesinful (06/07/2013) [-]
I love Caucasian Shepards. They have 2 forms: Derp
#185 - thesinful (06/07/2013) [-]
and Hellbeast
#86 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/07/2013) [-]
They can have the penis size to 15 inches
#66 - jakekel (06/07/2013) [-]
They can be pretty though
#171 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/07/2013) [-]
thats Caucasian Ovcharka....
#55 - werefinding (06/07/2013) [-]
They look fucking beast
User avatar #206 - feffog (06/07/2013) [-]
I THOUGHT IT WAS BARKING AT FIRE BUT THE FIRE IS ITS PAW
#44 - dawggz (06/07/2013) [-]
I do have a friend who has one of those huge dogs. He raised him well, he is very friendly, in spite of the menacing photos
#42 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/07/2013) [-]
Aww, he's so pretty.
#4 - feffog (06/07/2013) [-]
as majestic as that thing is it wouldnt last long in the wilderness, could you imagine how badly that fur would mat? would completely cover his eyes
User avatar #189 - NinjaHermit (06/07/2013) [-]
What about all the other large animals with fur an' stuff? Bears an' whatnot?
#24 - zecaida (06/07/2013) [-]
his fur is supposed to keep him warm in the snow, so he's a true beast, some people says that is like be in front of a lion
User avatar #11 - zehutit (06/07/2013) [-]
all dogs are domestic...
#1 - Picture 06/06/2013 on problem? 1969 and today +12
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2013 on Cuddling +31
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/07/2013) [-]
That is Snackrilege..
#1 - Picture 06/06/2013 on Father's Day is coming up! +4
#7 - mfw  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2013 on words +6
#34 - greenstrongworld (06/06/2013) [-]
Better version.
#6 - Comment deleted 06/06/2013 on words 0
#8 - my painting  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2013 on Life +146
#34 - brehon (06/06/2013) [-]
Mine painting
(i know its not a painting, but bear with me)
#25 - pimpinpenguin (06/06/2013) [-]
sonofabitch

you beat me to it
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/06/2013) [-]
at first I was like, bro, you didn't paint this
and then I understood.
#37 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2013 on Holy steroids! +3
User avatar #39 - luthervonappledorf (06/06/2013) [-]
Fucking loved that episode
#115 - get back in there 06/06/2013 on Field cannot be empty +1
#8 - Picture 06/06/2013 on Microscopic Crystal Flowers +2
#17 - It's called a Bravit candle  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2013 on Field cannot be empty +5
User avatar #20 - ariusbrightwing (06/05/2013) [-]
Thankies.
#3 - For anyone interested in actually buying it, it's called a Bra… 06/05/2013 on Field cannot be empty +4
#2 - Picture 06/05/2013 on Party Sludge +2
#29 - 24  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2013 on Multiple Choice Time +9
#321 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/05/2013) [-]
25!
#1 - I hear he's waiting to find out if he has barkinson's  [+] (8 new replies) 06/04/2013 on As seen on facebook +183
#14 - Mozzak (06/04/2013) [-]
#13 - goryheadstump (06/04/2013) [-]
#4 - SunilCCXXXVII (06/04/2013) [-]
What did the Dogtor say?
User avatar #9 - yunablade (06/04/2013) [-]
He will need a ruff treatment, there is no yelping it.
#3 - feffog (06/04/2013) [-]
oh man, thats gotta be ruff
#28 - funnyjunkforlife (06/04/2013) [-]
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#2 - ulolbro (06/04/2013) [-]
#2961 - **fukkenchaos rolls 14** 06/03/2013 on I like rolling its fun 0
#25 - Picture 06/01/2013 on Eat Like A Boss +5
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#81 - fukkenchaos (12/27/2013) [-]
yulster
User avatar #82 to #81 - yulster (12/27/2013) [-]
this is before the second operation?
User avatar #83 to #82 - fukkenchaos (12/27/2013) [-]
After the second. The scars from the original surgery are the one that's furthest to the right, and the lowest one. There's another scar on the other side of my body that's identical to the one furthest to the right.
User avatar #84 to #83 - yulster (12/27/2013) [-]
Do you have pictures of how it was before the operation?
User avatar #85 to #84 - fukkenchaos (12/27/2013) [-]
Before the first one, when my chest was caving in? No, but it was pretty severe.

I have some from before the last surgery, though.
User avatar #86 to #85 - yulster (12/27/2013) [-]
yeah okay
#87 to #86 - fukkenchaos (12/28/2013) [-]
here's before the last surgery
User avatar #88 to #87 - yulster (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's getting better... are these operations to stop from the dent putting pressure on your organs?
User avatar #89 to #88 - fukkenchaos (12/28/2013) [-]
Yeah, my ribs were starting to compress my lungs and heart, so it had to be fixed
User avatar #77 - revengeforfreeze (12/21/2013) [-]
I've had DID too.

How are Ace and Tyler today?

Do you still have them?

I've talked to two other people with that disorder
User avatar #78 to #77 - fukkenchaos (12/21/2013) [-]
They've been gone since last December, but they were like my best friends
User avatar #79 to #78 - revengeforfreeze (12/21/2013) [-]
Oh, okay. Sorry to hear that I guess but.. if you miss them I guess
User avatar #80 to #79 - fukkenchaos (12/21/2013) [-]
There are days where I think about them, but for the most part, I'm glad I'm the only one here now.
#77 - prestonjohns (06/10/2013) [-]
You are the bomb ty
#74 - cinzia (04/04/2013) [-]
Hey dude. can i get that pic of a fox lazily stretching?
#76 to #75 - cinzia (04/05/2013) [-]
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!
#71 - prestonjohns (03/06/2013) [-]
Thank you
#60 - prestonjohns (01/10/2013) [-]
you there?
User avatar #61 to #60 - fukkenchaos (01/10/2013) [-]
Yeah. What's up?
#62 to #61 - prestonjohns (01/10/2013) [-]
Just see what you've been up to man, have a good chrismas?
User avatar #63 to #62 - fukkenchaos (01/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, I spent it with my family. You?
#64 to #63 - prestonjohns (01/10/2013) [-]
got a 1.5tb from my friends and about 200 buck of stuff from my parents.
Spent some time with me grandparents
User avatar #65 to #64 - fukkenchaos (01/10/2013) [-]
Very cool. Do you have a resolution this year?
#66 to #65 - prestonjohns (01/10/2013) [-]
No i do not lol, only thing i am trying to do is get a 24 on my ACT, and to rank 10 in most items.
Do you have one?
also, could i get some more FJ points by chance?
User avatar #67 to #66 - fukkenchaos (01/10/2013) [-]
I just want to be healthier, exercise often, etc.
And yeah, just a sec.
#68 to #67 - prestonjohns (01/10/2013) [-]
That is a good Resolution.
Just make it a habit.
so then, what do you do in free time.
User avatar #69 to #68 - fukkenchaos (01/10/2013) [-]
I'm either at home, work, or the gym. I don't really do much. You?
#70 to #69 - prestonjohns (01/10/2013) [-]
Just school then chilling on funnyjunk, or hanging with friends.
#59 - prestonjohns (12/20/2012) [-]
Whats up with you man.
#58 - prestonjohns (11/28/2012) [-]
thank you a lot man, you have no idea how much these points help me.
and by games, i mean't like PC or console games.
#53 - prestonjohns (11/27/2012) [-]
whats up?
User avatar #54 to #53 - fukkenchaos (11/27/2012) [-]
Nothin really :P you?
#55 to #54 - prestonjohns (11/27/2012) [-]
just waiting to play LOL with someone.
And picking up items.
User avatar #56 to #55 - fukkenchaos (11/27/2012) [-]
coolness
#52 - prestonjohns (11/21/2012) [-]
Once again thank you alot.
#46 - prestonjohns (11/20/2012) [-]
How did that other guy ask you for points?
User avatar #47 to #46 - fukkenchaos (11/20/2012) [-]
I have no idea. I haven'y given him any though.
#48 to #47 - prestonjohns (11/20/2012) [-]
Well thank you for the ones you have given me. And thank you for the ones you might keep giving me lol.
I mean like how did he ask you though.
Like in a private message or what?
User avatar #49 to #48 - fukkenchaos (11/20/2012) [-]
He just replied to my comment, and now that reply is gone so I'll probably forget about it soon.
#50 to #49 - prestonjohns (11/20/2012) [-]
Ohh i see, and thank you again for the points.
SPONGEBOB
That post killed me.
What games do you play?
User avatar #51 to #50 - fukkenchaos (11/20/2012) [-]
No problem.
And what do you mean by games?
#43 - prestonjohns (11/20/2012) [-]
thank you so much man.
User avatar #44 to #43 - fukkenchaos (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm gonna be sending another 2500 your way soon
#39 - prestonjohns (11/19/2012) [-]
OMFG DUDE, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
But... how were you able to get 19k more?
You have given me so many points.
64k so FAR Thank You So Much dude.
User avatar #40 to #39 - fukkenchaos (11/19/2012) [-]
I've had 5 posts on the front page in the past week, so I got a lot of points.
#41 to #40 - prestonjohns (11/19/2012) [-]
Well thank you a lot man.
User avatar #42 to #41 - fukkenchaos (11/19/2012) [-]
No problem. I'll send more as I get them.
#37 - prestonjohns (11/09/2012) [-]
Thank you so man. I am currently trying to get 200k FJ points, that is what i need in order to make an item. You keep the points and all after you make it.
Your 45k will help me a **** ton.
User avatar #38 to #37 - fukkenchaos (11/09/2012) [-]
No problem. Glad I could help. :)
#33 - prestonjohns (11/09/2012) [-]
Could you help me out?
User avatar #34 to #33 - fukkenchaos (11/09/2012) [-]
With what?
#35 to #34 - prestonjohns (11/09/2012) [-]
Your Funnyjunk Points would help me alot with items and i see you don't collect them so i thought i might be able to get them. Plz and Thank You
User avatar #36 to #35 - fukkenchaos (11/09/2012) [-]
Sure. How do I give them to you?
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User avatar #32 to #32 - fukkenchaos (05/21/2012) [-]
Even though you're making a sad face, you're still really pretty. :) <3
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#19 - luckybastard (02/18/2012) [-]
<---- mfw you have ahnoneemuhs **** .

funnyjunk.com/user/ahnoneem... <--- source of information

Doo eeet
User avatar #20 to #20 - fukkenchaos (02/18/2012) [-]
I sorry, but I can't do that.
Reasons:
1) She's only 17.
2) She's 16/17 in the pictures.
3) If I posted them, I'd get arrested for distributing child pornography.
4) Reason 3 would **** up my entire life.
5) I talked with her after I made that, and I deleted the pictures I had.
She's my ex-girlfriend, and if she wants to put herself on the internet like that, then it'll have to be after she turns 18. Besides, if she did, they'd look better than the ones I had; she's gotten skinnier and her boobs have gotten a lot bigger. Sorry I couldn't help you, man.
User avatar #21 to #21 - fukkenchaos (02/18/2012) [-]
*I'm
User avatar #23 to #23 - fukkenchaos (02/18/2012) [-]
They only got bigger since she started birth control; it happens to pretty much every girl. She just decides to wear bras to make them look even bigger and low-cut shirts. She's underage, but she doesn't act like it. For the next few months, she's gonna be a tease for a bunch of guys on FJ.

Also: I love your comments.
User avatar #25 to #24 - ahnoneemuhs (02/18/2012) [-]
Heyyy i'm not a tease :|
User avatar #26 to #26 - fukkenchaos (02/18/2012) [-]
You know you have big boobs and you wear low-cut shirts on purpose. Teaser.
#27 to #27 - ahnoneemuhs (02/18/2012) [-]
I'm not a tease :P I wear normal shirts too lol and I generally look like **** . Example A: Me right now. Lol I looked baked as **** . I'm just tired though
User avatar #28 to #28 - fukkenchaos (02/18/2012) [-]
Only when you're not going to see anyone that day; otherwise you're a try-hard.
User avatar #29 to #29 - ahnoneemuhs (02/18/2012) [-]
Am not lol this is the shirt I wore yesterday when I went to Shmiro's house :P And i had no make up done so smehhhh :P
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User avatar #18 to #18 - fukkenchaos (02/15/2011) [-]
thanks bro
#10 - bobJML (01/08/2011) [-]
Where's the second Nike Comp?
User avatar #11 to #11 - fukkenchaos (01/08/2011) [-]
someone saw my first comp and made one. they called it "nike comp 2", so i skipped the number 2 comp and did 3 and the last one
#12 to #12 - bobJML (01/08/2011) [-]
That bastard!
User avatar #13 to #13 - fukkenchaos (01/08/2011) [-]
yeah. i don't really care though, his barely got +25 thumbs. he actually asked me to put the link to his pic in my description on my other 3 comps cuz his failed
User avatar #14 to #14 - bobJML (01/08/2011) [-]
Did you do it?
I never noticed it.
User avatar #15 to #15 - fukkenchaos (01/08/2011) [-]
nope, cuz that would mean he would've gotten a bunch of thumbs for copying me.
#16 to #16 - bobJML (01/08/2011) [-]
Well played.
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