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Date Signed Up:5/10/2013
Last Login:9/13/2013
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Comment Thumbs: 99 total,  125 ,  26
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Level 49 Comments: Sammich eater → Level 50 Comments: Sammich eater
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Total Comments Made:82
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#76 - the whole mindset is a dad who rarely gets time to see his kid…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2013 on Dragonite Dad. 0
User avatar #78 - maggotarms (09/12/2013) [-]
i get what you mean i just thought that one was mild compared to the more extreme other ones
#23 - not if you want to go up that left staircase...you just made t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2013 on Steep +3
User avatar #27 - viscerys (09/10/2013) [-]
This would make a really hard puzzle game.
#18 - to bad she has a buttugly face... 09/10/2013 on Safe for work +2
#329 - I'm not trying to be amusing? well maybe a little to others se… 09/05/2013 on truth 0
#313 - It's okay bro, just let that rage go, maybe someone will like …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2013 on truth 0
User avatar #321 - FightClub (09/05/2013) [-]
your insults aren't amusing nor effective in the slightest, you're basically reinforcing my statements by offering yourself as a subject of exemplary proof, so keep bitchin' about my facts cuz' nothin' you say is assisting your attempts of refutation
User avatar #329 - fukermanjensen (09/05/2013) [-]
I'm not trying to be amusing? well maybe a little to others seeing this, like throwing glitter on a pile of shit; it's still shit and your way of thinking is still outdated, ignorant and plain retarded. If less people thought like you the world would be a better, nicer place. Just because you have some butthurt vendetta against the world and apparently it's virgin males AND females (yes, they do exist in funnyjunk, just another crack in your wall of hate *gasp*), doesn't mean anybody want's to read it...
#279 - and apparently you don't know how to read either...the majorit…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/04/2013 on truth 0
User avatar #294 - FightClub (09/04/2013) [-]
yes i'm obviously aware these are hints directed toward females you 'tard, but most of you fags that thumbed this mundane shit up to the front page are obviously the desperate prepubescent kids that lack any means to exercise this "information" by offering it to a companion that will never be available to most of you.

this can benefit those whom have an actual relationship or have true latent potential to obtain one, so it actually isn't merely beneficial for a single gender. too bad you guys will never truly harness and experiment with this advice any time soon, if ever.
User avatar #313 - fukermanjensen (09/05/2013) [-]
It's okay bro, just let that rage go, maybe someone will like you and be your friend someday. The way you generalize "every single person in Funnyjunk" as the same beta loser (except yourself ofc) just sends up a nukes worth of red flags screaming the words "butthurt and I'm proud"...or maybe you're just ignorant and to stupid to know any better. Then the blame could kinda fall on your parents a little bit..maybe if they hugged you more or just beat you when thoughts as stupid as the ones you're puking out of your keyboard came up you'd be more well adjusted as a human being...
User avatar #321 - FightClub (09/05/2013) [-]
your insults aren't amusing nor effective in the slightest, you're basically reinforcing my statements by offering yourself as a subject of exemplary proof, so keep bitchin' about my facts cuz' nothin' you say is assisting your attempts of refutation
User avatar #329 - fukermanjensen (09/05/2013) [-]
I'm not trying to be amusing? well maybe a little to others seeing this, like throwing glitter on a pile of shit; it's still shit and your way of thinking is still outdated, ignorant and plain retarded. If less people thought like you the world would be a better, nicer place. Just because you have some butthurt vendetta against the world and apparently it's virgin males AND females (yes, they do exist in funnyjunk, just another crack in your wall of hate *gasp*), doesn't mean anybody want's to read it...
#41 - yea that'd make sense if the structure wasn't so even sided to…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2013 on Pyramids 0
User avatar #47 - Welshhobo (09/02/2013) [-]
Have you ever seen glass or heard of erosion?

Btw, i doubt its real - only people i've seen say that this is real are the same people who think that Concord was shut down because the sonic booms destroyed the eggs of our secret reptilian overlords.
#93 - the irony hurts  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2013 on He has heart +2
User avatar #101 - dacookiefreak (08/28/2013) [-]
*slow claps*
#38 - you can just look down....no need to lower your head...though… 08/25/2013 on O.O 0
#4 - This looks like one of the GW2 jumping puzzles....  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2013 on The West Side of Taihang... +3
#7 - RageGuyyourmom (08/19/2013) [-]
I wish they were that easy.
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