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Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius
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Well the answer to that is brain-dead simple: use the scholarship money to pursue private medical training. Or just enlist in military(?)...
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Dolan found his family
- At least it wasn't a croc. Even though crocs are great for any…
I wear them at home in the garden, nobody sees me with them and you can easily pull them on or off
Wearing crocs is like being blown by a dude, it feels great until you look down and realize you're
- Ive been told that when i sleep, i stick my arm in the air and…
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i usually wake up in a buggati
I have been told I am extremely silent when I sleep and barely move, my mom have told me I am really gentil when I sleep.
My brother claims i used a steel pole to preform the "omni-slash" to his balls while i was sleeping. i still dont believe him.
according to my friend i sometimes work my way into lotus position in my sleep.
I usually end up on the floor at my door, but I don't sleep walk, I just continually keep rolling over and by the time I wake up I'm at the door
I was worse when I was little, but i still do things like that. I roll around rooms in sleeping bags, talk gibberish (usually about sweets, you see where my priorities lie) and hold conversations like anyone who just woke up would. I am also the soundest sleeper i know, as people have thrown things at me and stepped on me and i still didn't wake up...
We were at a hockey camp. And in the middle of the night, my friend fell on me from the top bunk (I was on the floor.)
I didn't even wake up, or feel it at all.
The next day I see a gash on his shin and ask what happened..
"Oh, I fell on you."
i fell asleep, my friends moved me on to a wooden board at an angle, supported on two chairs. I later had things thrown at me until i fell off into a sliding glass door.
My friends are assholes and i don't wake up. I just hope there are no housefires.
My mam and my brother tell me that I ramble jibberish. Like one time I sat right up and went "The elephants! The elephants and the nurses!" or something.
I'm also really impressionable. My brother once got me up while I was still asleep, telling me it was time to get up and to go to school, so while asleep I went to the bathroom and started brushing my teeth. It woke up my mam and she told me to back to bed, and I was apparently just going "ookaay maaam" really tiredly
mfw my mam told me about it the next morning; and she was pissed about it because of me waking her
I know that but I've never heard someone refer to their mother as "Mam". If you don't mind me asking, where are you from?
Perhaps you're more used to "Mum", another one I know is used in the UK
Or perhaps you're American, meaning you'd say "Mom"?
Yes i'm American. I've heard Mum just never Mam. I wasn't trying to be rude or offensive, just curious.
I could tell you're not trying to be offensive or anything haha
Completely different from this other time when I was talking about my mam on here and someone commented something like:
Wow you're such an idiot; it's "Mom" not "Mam"
or another time when someone thought I was meaning ma'am but was just misspelling it
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