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    When I walk into a movie theather When I walk into a movie theather
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    Marge is pregnant? Marge is pregnant?
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    Homer Simpson Comp Homer Simpson Comp
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    Interview. Nailed it. Interview. Nailed it.
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    School Nurses.. School Nurses..
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    D'oh Nuts D'oh Nuts
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#12 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 01/17/2015 on ಠ_ಠ hfw +72
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#49 - scowler (01/17/2015) [-]
Well the answer to that is brain-dead simple: use the scholarship money to pursue private medical training. Or just enlist in military(?)...
#11 - At least it wasn't a croc. Even though crocs are great for any…  [+] (2 replies) 06/05/2013 on Meanwhile... -7
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#20 - victorkoot (06/05/2013) [-]
I wear them at home in the garden, nobody sees me with them and you can easily pull them on or off
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#18 - monkeysniper (06/05/2013) [-]
Wearing crocs is like being blown by a dude, it feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.
#67 - Ive been told that when i sleep, i stick my arm in the air and…  [+] (17 replies) 06/05/2013 on It just happens... +11
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#101 - binomancha (06/05/2013) [-]
i usually wake up in a buggati
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#97 - lorkhan (06/05/2013) [-]
I have been told I am extremely silent when I sleep and barely move, my mom have told me I am really gentil when I sleep.
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#88 - clareon (06/05/2013) [-]
My brother claims i used a steel pole to preform the "omni-slash" to his balls while i was sleeping. i still dont believe him.
#87 - infedel (06/05/2013) [-]
according to my friend i sometimes work my way into lotus position in my sleep.
#81 - wanicochil (06/05/2013) [-]
I usually end up on the floor at my door, but I don't sleep walk, I just continually keep rolling over and by the time I wake up I'm at the door
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#72 - tigersstripes (06/05/2013) [-]
I was worse when I was little, but i still do things like that. I roll around rooms in sleeping bags, talk gibberish (usually about sweets, you see where my priorities lie) and hold conversations like anyone who just woke up would. I am also the soundest sleeper i know, as people have thrown things at me and stepped on me and i still didn't wake up...
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#78 - misticalz (06/05/2013) [-]
We were at a hockey camp. And in the middle of the night, my friend fell on me from the top bunk (I was on the floor.)
I didn't even wake up, or feel it at all.
The next day I see a gash on his shin and ask what happened..
"Oh, I fell on you."
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#80 - tigersstripes (06/05/2013) [-]
i fell asleep, my friends moved me on to a wooden board at an angle, supported on two chairs. I later had things thrown at me until i fell off into a sliding glass door.
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#109 - tigersstripes (06/05/2013) [-]
My friends are assholes and i don't wake up. I just hope there are no housefires.
#68 - tvfreakuk (06/05/2013) [-]
My mam and my brother tell me that I ramble jibberish. Like one time I sat right up and went "The elephants! The elephants and the nurses!" or something.
I'm also really impressionable. My brother once got me up while I was still asleep, telling me it was time to get up and to go to school, so while asleep I went to the bathroom and started brushing my teeth. It woke up my mam and she told me to back to bed, and I was apparently just going "ookaay maaam" really tiredly
mfw my mam told me about it the next morning; and she was pissed about it because of me waking her
#85 - shnoople (06/05/2013) [-]
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#89 - tvfreakuk (06/05/2013) [-]
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#91 - shnoople (06/05/2013) [-]
I know that but I've never heard someone refer to their mother as "Mam". If you don't mind me asking, where are you from?
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#92 - tvfreakuk (06/05/2013) [-]
Perhaps you're more used to "Mum", another one I know is used in the UK
Or perhaps you're American, meaning you'd say "Mom"?
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#93 - shnoople (06/05/2013) [-]
Yes i'm American. I've heard Mum just never Mam. I wasn't trying to be rude or offensive, just curious.
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#94 - tvfreakuk (06/05/2013) [-]
I could tell you're not trying to be offensive or anything haha
Completely different from this other time when I was talking about my mam on here and someone commented something like:
Wow you're such an idiot; it's "Mom" not "Mam"

or another time when someone thought I was meaning ma'am but was just misspelling it
#195 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 03/04/2013 on Jim Carrey, being.. Jim Carrey +6
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