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Steam Profile: iliketehcake
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
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X-box Gamertag: i like teh cake
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Interests: you, me, lets be friends
Date Signed Up:10/21/2009
Last Login:7/22/2014
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#41 - Yea, that was a my bad. Probs Iraqi, cause that vehicle is onl…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/13/2014 on unstoppable +1
User avatar #55 - leeboy (06/13/2014) [-]
It is actually Israeli soldiers, either "Kfir" or "Nahal" brigade if I'm right.
User avatar #58 - MrAwesomee (06/13/2014) [-]
Its Kfir. Nahal use TAR21 rifles.
User avatar #74 - leeboy (06/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, I forgot that they still have the old M16.
User avatar #96 - fuckya (06/14/2014) [-]
Really? The only reason I went back to Iraqi was due to the M16s. I figured the Israelis would have TAR21 or Galil or something among those lines.
#36 - If the Jews can't stop a wheel, then they can't stop The Holocaust II.  [+] (7 new replies) 06/13/2014 on unstoppable +3
User avatar #93 - starchild (06/13/2014) [-]
Holocaust 2: This time its for wheel!!!!
User avatar #37 - willindor (06/13/2014) [-]
Aren't those kebabs?
User avatar #41 - fuckya (06/13/2014) [-]
Yea, that was a my bad. Probs Iraqi, cause that vehicle is only used by Pakistan and Iraq.
Thought the helms were mitznefet covered.
User avatar #55 - leeboy (06/13/2014) [-]
It is actually Israeli soldiers, either "Kfir" or "Nahal" brigade if I'm right.
User avatar #58 - MrAwesomee (06/13/2014) [-]
Its Kfir. Nahal use TAR21 rifles.
User avatar #74 - leeboy (06/13/2014) [-]
Yeah, I forgot that they still have the old M16.
User avatar #96 - fuckya (06/14/2014) [-]
Really? The only reason I went back to Iraqi was due to the M16s. I figured the Israelis would have TAR21 or Galil or something among those lines.
#286 - I used to be an AR fanboy, but then I fell in love with Czechn…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Edumacation 0
User avatar #355 - mrbuu (06/13/2014) [-]
i wounder if the dumb ass 12 year old spamming the hell out of me knows i own an ak-47 and am going to buy a hunting rifle soon. and my best friend owns a nagant and my other best friends father is an ex-army ranger with about 10 different guns.
#508 - fjacctfucku (06/13/2014) [-]
LOL finally i got him to block me. hahahahaha

by the way i jerk off with my left hand faggot
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#471 - fjacctfucku (06/13/2014) [-]
DUDE WHY DO YOU NEED A AK 47?

NO ONE NEEDS AN AK 47. ITS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION DESIGNED FOR KILLING AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.

THERE IS NO OTHER REASON YOU COULD OWN THAT WEAPON EXCEPT TO MURDER CHILDREN.

SOMEONE REPORT THIS GUY TO THE FEDS SO THEY CAN TAKE HIS GUNS! HE IS DANGEROUS! THIS IS THE REASON WE HAVE SHOOTINGS! IF WE HAD TAKEN AWAY THIS GUYS AK47 SANDY HOOK WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED!
#281 - And all the rifles I've handled that were used for hunting wer…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Edumacation 0
User avatar #284 - mrbuu (06/13/2014) [-]
the wood furniture one is heavy as hell. for a gun that is.
User avatar #286 - fuckya (06/13/2014) [-]
I used to be an AR fanboy, but then I fell in love with Czechnology and glorious Slavshit after a day of shooting them at the range with my friends.
User avatar #355 - mrbuu (06/13/2014) [-]
i wounder if the dumb ass 12 year old spamming the hell out of me knows i own an ak-47 and am going to buy a hunting rifle soon. and my best friend owns a nagant and my other best friends father is an ex-army ranger with about 10 different guns.
#508 - fjacctfucku (06/13/2014) [-]
LOL finally i got him to block me. hahahahaha

by the way i jerk off with my left hand faggot
#649 - mrbuu has deleted their comment.
#471 - fjacctfucku (06/13/2014) [-]
DUDE WHY DO YOU NEED A AK 47?

NO ONE NEEDS AN AK 47. ITS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION DESIGNED FOR KILLING AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.

THERE IS NO OTHER REASON YOU COULD OWN THAT WEAPON EXCEPT TO MURDER CHILDREN.

SOMEONE REPORT THIS GUY TO THE FEDS SO THEY CAN TAKE HIS GUNS! HE IS DANGEROUS! THIS IS THE REASON WE HAVE SHOOTINGS! IF WE HAD TAKEN AWAY THIS GUYS AK47 SANDY HOOK WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED!
#265 - Most hunting rifles are in 7.62, which the AK is chambered in.…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Edumacation 0
User avatar #277 - mrbuu (06/13/2014) [-]
ther are so many 7.62 with way diffrences such as negant is 7.62x58mm ak is 7.62x39mm
User avatar #281 - fuckya (06/13/2014) [-]
And all the rifles I've handled that were used for hunting were in 7.62x39 mm. Most often it was an SKS or CZ 527. Haven't hunted with an AK yet.
User avatar #284 - mrbuu (06/13/2014) [-]
the wood furniture one is heavy as hell. for a gun that is.
User avatar #286 - fuckya (06/13/2014) [-]
I used to be an AR fanboy, but then I fell in love with Czechnology and glorious Slavshit after a day of shooting them at the range with my friends.
User avatar #355 - mrbuu (06/13/2014) [-]
i wounder if the dumb ass 12 year old spamming the hell out of me knows i own an ak-47 and am going to buy a hunting rifle soon. and my best friend owns a nagant and my other best friends father is an ex-army ranger with about 10 different guns.
#508 - fjacctfucku (06/13/2014) [-]
LOL finally i got him to block me. hahahahaha

by the way i jerk off with my left hand faggot
#649 - mrbuu has deleted their comment.
#471 - fjacctfucku (06/13/2014) [-]
DUDE WHY DO YOU NEED A AK 47?

NO ONE NEEDS AN AK 47. ITS A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION DESIGNED FOR KILLING AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.

THERE IS NO OTHER REASON YOU COULD OWN THAT WEAPON EXCEPT TO MURDER CHILDREN.

SOMEONE REPORT THIS GUY TO THE FEDS SO THEY CAN TAKE HIS GUNS! HE IS DANGEROUS! THIS IS THE REASON WE HAVE SHOOTINGS! IF WE HAD TAKEN AWAY THIS GUYS AK47 SANDY HOOK WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED!
#262 - The best you can do is attach a large suppressor on a small ca… 06/13/2014 on Edumacation 0
#241 - And an AR-15 would be called a rifle, or more precisely an &qu… 06/13/2014 on Edumacation +1
#138433 - uTorrent is a good torrent client if you don't know. Actua… 06/13/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#138432 - Lift. 06/13/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#138431 - Don't worry dude, I bust a nut inside when she's on the … 06/13/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#138430 - I don't really like blowjobs. Stopped asking for them when I w… 06/13/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#5 - Yea, I remember that one as well. he writes great f-ing storie…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on SR-71, yo +1
#7 - localbees (06/13/2014) [-]
I love me some /k/
#21 - **fuckya rolls 757,915,979** Have sex with a hamster. 06/12/2014 on Challenge time! 0
#31 - I agree with your thought on political parties, and I would vo… 06/12/2014 on Gun Control +1
#30 - Picture 06/12/2014 on Gun Control 0
#3 - Twenty-nine years later, I stood awe-struck in a Beale Air For…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2014 on SR-71, yo +5
User avatar #4 - localbees (06/13/2014) [-]
There's another one that I forgot to save, about the same crew. They go to do a fly-by of some base in England on a foggy day, and end up nearly slamming into the control tour.
Or something like that.
User avatar #5 - fuckya (06/13/2014) [-]
Yea, I remember that one as well. he writes great f-ing stories, gives me an ere/k/tion.
#7 - localbees (06/13/2014) [-]
I love me some /k/
#2 - After several agonizingly long seconds, we made the turn and b…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/12/2014 on SR-71, yo +6
#3 - fuckya (06/12/2014) [-]
Twenty-nine years later, I stood awe-struck in a Beale Air Force Base hangar, staring at the very real SR-71 before me. I had applied to fly the world's fastest jet and was receiving my first walk-around of our nation's most prestigious aircraft. In my previous 13 years as an Air Force fighter pilot, I had never seen an aircraft with such presence. At 107 feet long, it appeared big, but far from ungainly.
Ironically, the plane was dripping, much like the misshapen model had assembled in my youth. Fuel was seeping through the joints, raining down on the hangar floor. At Mach 3, the plane would expand several inches because of the severe temperature, which could heat the leading edge of the wing to 1,100 degrees. To prevent cracking, expansion joints had been built into the plane. Sealant resembling rubber glue covered the seams, but when the plane was subsonic, fuel would leak through the joints.
User avatar #4 - localbees (06/13/2014) [-]
There's another one that I forgot to save, about the same crew. They go to do a fly-by of some base in England on a foggy day, and end up nearly slamming into the control tour.
Or something like that.
User avatar #5 - fuckya (06/13/2014) [-]
Yea, I remember that one as well. he writes great f-ing stories, gives me an ere/k/tion.
#7 - localbees (06/13/2014) [-]
I love me some /k/
#1 - In April 1986, following an attack on American soldiers in a B…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/12/2014 on SR-71, yo +7
#2 - fuckya (06/12/2014) [-]
After several agonizingly long seconds, we made the turn and blasted toward the Mediterranean 'You might want to pull it back,' Walter suggested. It was then that I noticed I still had the throttles full forward. The plane was flying a mile every 1.6 seconds, well above our Mach 3.2 limit. It was the fastest we would ever fly. I pulled the throttles to idle just south of Sicily , but we still overran the refueling tanker awaiting us over Gibraltar.

Scores of significant aircraft have been produced in the 100 years of flight, following the achievements of the Wright brothers, which we celebrate in December. Aircraft such as the Boeing 707, the F-86 Sabre Jet, and the P-51 Mustang are among the important machines that have flown our skies. But the SR-71, also known as the Blackbird, stands alone as a significant contributor to Cold War victory and as the fastest plane ever-and only 93 Air Force pilots ever steered the 'sled,' as we called our aircraft.

As inconceivable as it may sound, I once discarded the plane. Literally. My first encounter with the SR-71 came when I was 10 years old in the form of molded black plastic in a Revell kit. Cementing together the long fuselage parts proved tricky, and my finished product looked less than menacing. Glue, oozing from the seams, discolored the black plastic. It seemed ungainly alongside the fighter planes in my collection, and I threw it away.
#3 - fuckya (06/12/2014) [-]
Twenty-nine years later, I stood awe-struck in a Beale Air Force Base hangar, staring at the very real SR-71 before me. I had applied to fly the world's fastest jet and was receiving my first walk-around of our nation's most prestigious aircraft. In my previous 13 years as an Air Force fighter pilot, I had never seen an aircraft with such presence. At 107 feet long, it appeared big, but far from ungainly.
Ironically, the plane was dripping, much like the misshapen model had assembled in my youth. Fuel was seeping through the joints, raining down on the hangar floor. At Mach 3, the plane would expand several inches because of the severe temperature, which could heat the leading edge of the wing to 1,100 degrees. To prevent cracking, expansion joints had been built into the plane. Sealant resembling rubber glue covered the seams, but when the plane was subsonic, fuel would leak through the joints.
User avatar #4 - localbees (06/13/2014) [-]
There's another one that I forgot to save, about the same crew. They go to do a fly-by of some base in England on a foggy day, and end up nearly slamming into the control tour.
Or something like that.
User avatar #5 - fuckya (06/13/2014) [-]
Yea, I remember that one as well. he writes great f-ing stories, gives me an ere/k/tion.
#7 - localbees (06/13/2014) [-]
I love me some /k/
#7 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Ivan is striking back +14
User avatar #9 - huewut (06/12/2014) [-]
Holy motherfucker, what size are those rounds?!
User avatar #13 - ihaveakeyboard (06/12/2014) [-]
guess is 25 mm
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on Glocks +7
User avatar #7 - boomerpyro (06/12/2014) [-]
"fire in the hole"
"throwing glock"
#27 - Wow 06/12/2014 on A Title so Clever that It's... 0
#62 - Picture 06/12/2014 on worth the read, /k/ommando... +4
#14 - Picture 06/10/2014 on Cat la Cat 0
#195 - There are two guns there that will blow up in your hands. 06/10/2014 on if browsers were guns 0
#37 - Goat Recon 06/10/2014 on Ghost Recon +14
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#36 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
You like your butter don't you ya whore.
#37 to #36 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
Lay it on me big boy.
Lay it on me big boy.
#38 to #37 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Such doge with many bread. Bountiful like lord doge.
#40 to #39 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
What about bananas?
#41 to #40 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
Get that fruity shit out of here.
#42 to #41 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
You like fruit huh? you kinky 5 a day whore.
#43 to #42 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
I will rape you to death.
#44 to #43 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
There's more seed where that came from. You like planting your seed mmmm
#45 to #44 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't know what that is. I havent eaten in 21 hours. I wanna eat it.
#46 to #45 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
How about a prwn sandwich?
#48 to #47 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
How bout some delicious grilled chees and bacon?
#49 to #48 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
I... I can make that right now...
I'm going to eat now.
#51 to #49 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Do you love jesus?
#50 to #49 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
NO you're not you fucking whore you're going to sit here and love some more bread you dirty yeast whore.
User avatar #52 to #50 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
I made waffles.
#53 to #52 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Motherfucker wffles are not bread. Get that shit out and have some beans on toast.
#34 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Have some bread fgit
#33 to #32 - fuckya (06/20/2014) [-]
Thank you for the bread. I return to you hotdogs with buns and a cat.
User avatar #27 - salihzzz (01/26/2014) [-]
can you ask your mom if she'll be home tonight?
And can you tell her the giant dragon dildo store is closed, so she'll just have to do with the XXXXL she bought last week.
User avatar #28 to #27 - fuckya (01/27/2014) [-]
why so angry?
User avatar #29 to #28 - salihzzz (01/27/2014) [-]
because penis is a verb
User avatar #25 - fluffylittlebunny (08/09/2013) [-]
Thank you for the chocolat.
User avatar #26 to #25 - fuckya (08/09/2013) [-]
NP m8
#21 - hken (06/20/2013) [-]
Why don't you reply to the snapchats you get? You posted some shit on here to give you our worst - I haven't gotten a single reply from you. I don't know if you've even looked at them.
User avatar #22 to #21 - fuckya (06/20/2013) [-]
I actually gave you a snapchat of some other guy who posted his on FJ a while ago.

mine is teh_cake
#23 to #22 - hken (06/21/2013) [-]
The one I got was "justinmhood" - I have been sending pics relentlessly without proof of human life.. :<

User avatar #24 to #23 - fuckya (06/21/2013) [-]
Yea, he did that.
#4 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
or we could continue here if you'd prefer
or we could continue here if you'd prefer
#5 to #4 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7 to #5 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
strange. it appears to be missing some of the intros i think...
#6 to #5 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
sweet. i foudn this i was loking for a while. it's a compiled gif of all of the opening sequences. i thought it badass
sweet. i foudn this i was loking for a while. it's a compiled gif of all of the opening sequences. i thought it badass
#8 to #6 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
Sweet god. That's great.   
I'm just grabbin stuff off of the web to be honest.
Sweet god. That's great.
I'm just grabbin stuff off of the web to be honest.
#9 to #8 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
this is where i found most of mine...   
   

			
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this is where i found most of mine...

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#10 to #9 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
fukkin tumblr   
   
iliketumblrbecauseboobs
fukkin tumblr

iliketumblrbecauseboobs
#11 to #10 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah. i'm not proud of it. but that is the best source i've found for supernatural. mainly because supernatural is a popular group on there from what i can tell. so plenty to go around
yeah. i'm not proud of it. but that is the best source i've found for supernatural. mainly because supernatural is a popular group on there from what i can tell. so plenty to go around
#12 to #11 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
It's Dr, Who, Supernatural, and one other show that's big on tumblr.   
   
once again, I know this because tumblr has LOTS of naked chicks on it as well
It's Dr, Who, Supernatural, and one other show that's big on tumblr.

once again, I know this because tumblr has LOTS of naked chicks on it as well
#13 to #12 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah. i noticed
yeah. i noticed
#14 to #13 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah, boobs   
This is why my girlfriends break up with me
yeah, boobs
This is why my girlfriends break up with me
#16 to #14 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
well that's kinda ok. my girlfriends usually break up with me for crap reasons. one apparently didn't want to be with me in the first place....
well that's kinda ok. my girlfriends usually break up with me for crap reasons. one apparently didn't want to be with me in the first place....
#17 to #16 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, that's just straight up depressing.
Well, that's just straight up depressing.
#18 to #17 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah. it wasn't cool.
yeah. it wasn't cool.
#19 to #18 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
But hey, now it's summer.
But hey, now it's summer.
#20 to #19 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
true. but bed time for me now. goodnight
true. but bed time for me now. goodnight
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#1 - suddenlypotatoes (05/03/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday
User avatar #2 to #1 - fuckya (05/03/2013) [-]
AW. thanks man!
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