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Steam Profile: iliketehcake
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Games
X-box Gamertag: i like teh cake
PSN: fuck no
Interests: you, me, lets be friends
Date Signed Up:10/21/2009
Last Login:1/30/2015
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#6 - I'm not saying Cheeki Breeki but... чики-брики 01/04/2015 on Meanwhile, in Ukraine +2
#3 - That ****** why I'm depressed. 01/04/2015 on Deep +6
#4 - This movie is ******* cash. So ******* …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/04/2015 on Top 10 Movies of 2013 & 2014 +3
User avatar #25 - ohpee (01/04/2015) [-]
It's one of those movies where I had to watch twice to get every piece of detail again to put it together and appreciate it. Not saying I didn't appreciate it the first time.
User avatar #27 - fuckya (01/04/2015) [-]
It's Invasion of the Body Snatchers, without saying it's invasion of the body snatchers.
User avatar #22 - whiteniggers (01/04/2015) [-]
YESSSSS

fucking love this. so cleverly made
User avatar #20 - mountaindewkie (01/04/2015) [-]
Was planning on watching this movie after 3 youtubers i watch recommended it.
#17 - So... What are the corrupted powers if I go evil?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2015 on Choice Game #7 +1
#31 - oodlesandoodles (01/04/2015) [-]
You gain the power to accept my Harbinger scythe into your rectum, you traitorous filth.
User avatar #34 - valarofcookies (01/04/2015) [-]
rekt
#147 - gg no re 01/04/2015 on zombie apocalypse maybe... +2
#17 - Nuke 'em. 01/03/2015 on Cockroaches living in the... 0
#41 - no u 01/03/2015 on Learning D&D by yourself +3
#1 - Irony is at 100% 01/02/2015 on Anon Weaponizes Pizza +4
#9 - didn't need that in my life 01/02/2015 on This Entire Fucking... 0
#26 - Die 01/02/2015 on Contest +1
#32 - And a lot of the fatalities resulted from the Russian tactics …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2015 on School Shootings +4
#52 - anonymous (01/02/2015) [-]
damn russia, its not a competition
#31 - Beslan was fueled by the Chechan hatred of Russians. Most of t… 01/02/2015 on School Shootings 0
#31 - Totally not waiting for the happenings. 01/02/2015 on What are you waiting for? 0
#16 - I'd be too poor to masturbate 01/01/2015 on Fapbox +11
#16 - I am mixed that same way. And my name is ******* …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/01/2015 on Black or White 0
User avatar #40 - anotherponyaccount (01/01/2015) [-]
I imagine it's like that Simpsons' episode and you find out t. is short for Tee.
#23 - micekill (01/01/2015) [-]
parents are stoned while naming their children
#21 - anonymous (01/01/2015) [-]
Harry S Truman. Middle name is just a S. So, you're in the same boat as one president.

Source: www.snopes.com/history/american/truman.asp
User avatar #20 - maxismahname (01/01/2015) [-]
Actually... I think his middle name is T also... what the flying fuck
User avatar #19 - maxismahname (01/01/2015) [-]
I know a black dude named fucking BILL
and he has the same last name as you
#72 - I need those.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2015 on Looking For Group (See desc) 0
User avatar #78 - alucardexplain (01/01/2015) [-]
Well, they actually only shunt people to the nearest available space, doing 1d6 damage for every 5 feet traveled.
#61 - I made a thing called a " **** It Bag". …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Looking For Group (See desc) 0
User avatar #71 - alucardexplain (12/31/2014) [-]
I got feather token trees banned in our games. I threw one underneath an angry black dragon, of which there were 6, and since we didnt know what shunt damage was, or anything like that, we followed some improvised weapon rules, and it came out to do a few thousand or so d6's of damage. So, I proceeded to unload on these fuckmotherin' black dragons, and deboditated one of them. Not decapitated, oh no. I removed his body. It landed a few miles away, right in front of a few other members of my party, who were in front of our guildhouse.
User avatar #72 - fuckya (01/01/2015) [-]
I need those.
User avatar #78 - alucardexplain (01/01/2015) [-]
Well, they actually only shunt people to the nearest available space, doing 1d6 damage for every 5 feet traveled.
#11 - And 5chan and 6chan and 7chan and 8chan and 1gag and 2gag and … 12/31/2014 on You'll never stop 5chan! 0
#247 - 10,000 Years of Revolution in my pants. 12/31/2014 on In my pants 0
#10 - I've burnt: >At least two forests >One city …  [+] (8 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Looking For Group (See desc) +30
#55 - alucardexplain (12/31/2014) [-]
Lists are fun. My list is very similar actually.
>Two or three forests, but we've only ever been in a forest for an extended amount of time twice
>4 cities, several villages. One of the cities I didn't actually burn down, but I dead spread both a demon plague, and a giant spider swarm in it.
>50% of taverns sounds right, not even on purpose, it just happens.
> One medium sized army.
> Various encounters (I played a necromancer who could burn fire elementals)
> Myself, twice.
I've never managed to get my whole party burned though, I'm actually impressed, and will have to work harder on this matter.
User avatar #61 - fuckya (12/31/2014) [-]
I made a thing called a "Fuck It Bag". It's one bag, made up of 10 bags, and each bag has 10 oil flask and 2 Alchemists Fire. So when I say fuck it I either throw 1 smaller bag or the bigger bag.
100d6+20d4 was original damage in a 15ft radius. DM got mad, so he said it just spread which changed to 1d6+1d4 in a 1000ft radius.
User avatar #71 - alucardexplain (12/31/2014) [-]
I got feather token trees banned in our games. I threw one underneath an angry black dragon, of which there were 6, and since we didnt know what shunt damage was, or anything like that, we followed some improvised weapon rules, and it came out to do a few thousand or so d6's of damage. So, I proceeded to unload on these fuckmotherin' black dragons, and deboditated one of them. Not decapitated, oh no. I removed his body. It landed a few miles away, right in front of a few other members of my party, who were in front of our guildhouse.
User avatar #72 - fuckya (01/01/2015) [-]
I need those.
User avatar #78 - alucardexplain (01/01/2015) [-]
Well, they actually only shunt people to the nearest available space, doing 1d6 damage for every 5 feet traveled.
#60 - notashtpost (12/31/2014) [-]
I agree, lists are fun. This sums up my last Cleric Campaign
> Destroy a forest the size of Switzerland because fuck spiders
> Burned several cities of Elves because they didn't worship Pelor
> An army of undead
> Told a Main Antagonist Mummy to "Fuck off and come back when you worship the sun, bitch"
> Kicked my friend into a pit of spiders because the fucker stole 600 gold from me
> Claim everything I did was in the name of Pelor, in no way did Pelor say otherwise because GM

I do not regret a single fucking second of the the mass genocide I, Gustav of all Clerics, had begun. How did I avoid the alignment issue? I made up for it by sharing the wonderful word of Pelor on my spare time while also providing charity to those in need. Reminds alot of certain church though. Can't remember which one, though.
User avatar #69 - alucardexplain (12/31/2014) [-]
Sounds alot like a crusa- I mean peacekeeping.
#24 - Indoknight (12/31/2014) [-]
>Myself

I can just imagine all that happened in the same game in that order and your character looks around and goes, "Well, I guess there's just one thing left to do now"
#45 - Just wait for it.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Look, up in the sky!! +40
User avatar #67 - altairibnlaahad (12/31/2014) [-]
Previously Unreleased Footage of the Bagram Airport Disaster

Now included with music!
User avatar #64 - huffe (12/31/2014) [-]
ever since the first time i saw this, i've been confused as hell. what inspired this?
#49 - I am on the same boat with cats. I had to go to the …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2014 on no title needed 0
User avatar #50 - akulakhan (12/31/2014) [-]
Cats are my nemesis. I'm allergic to fur overall, so no furry pets for me. And I also had to go to the clinic once, to get injections because a cat scratched me. Ever since then, I steer clear from them.
#57 - Picture 12/31/2014 on Who would win? +3
#830 - ** ****** used "*roll burn center*"** ** … 12/30/2014 on All FJ Roll Types 0
#318 - Picture 12/30/2014 on murica 0
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User avatar #70 - friedgreenpomatoes (11/10/2014) [-]
Very poor choice of text color.
#54 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
u wana git jacked punk ass mark
User avatar #55 to #54 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
Come @ me m8y
#56 to #55 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
***** ill cum at you and in you knah i meen
User avatar #57 to #56 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
***** , my blak ass be redy.
ill fukin cut u
#58 to #57 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
ye boii cut my dickhole while i b splittin dem asscheeks son

ill reward u with sum o dat red semen mane
User avatar #59 to #58 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
nyet
#60 to #59 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
i dont speak chinese fool the **** is you sayin ******
#61 to #60 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
Srs do, do I know you?
#62 to #61 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
fuk if i know ***** i cant even remember my password after a few days fool
#64 to #63 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
dat medical kush b fukkin ****** up ya feel me playa
User avatar #65 to #64 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
kush never ****** me up bad yo
neither did the salvia, acid, mdma
#67 to #65 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
salvia for str8 bustas
#66 to #65 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
***** try smokin 800 grams in 3 months ***** salvia is **** doe
User avatar #68 to #66 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
Shiet mayn. That's a lotta cashflow you got.
#69 to #68 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
***** i didn't pay shiet i got these babies
#36 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
You like your butter don't you ya whore.
#37 to #36 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
Lay it on me big boy.
Lay it on me big boy.
#38 to #37 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Such doge with many bread. Bountiful like lord doge.
#40 to #39 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
What about bananas?
#41 to #40 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
Get that fruity **** out of here.
#42 to #41 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
You like fruit huh? you kinky 5 a day whore.
#43 to #42 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
I will rape you to death.
#44 to #43 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
There's more seed where that came from. You like planting your seed mmmm
#45 to #44 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't know what that is. I havent eaten in 21 hours. I wanna eat it.
#46 to #45 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
How about a prwn sandwich?
#48 to #47 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
How bout some delicious grilled chees and bacon?
#49 to #48 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
I... I can make that right now...
I'm going to eat now.
#51 to #49 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Do you love jesus?
#50 to #49 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
NO you're not you ******* whore you're going to sit here and love some more bread you dirty yeast whore.
User avatar #52 to #50 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
I made waffles.
#53 to #52 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
************ wffles are not bread. Get that **** out and have some beans on toast.
#34 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Have some bread fgit
#33 to #32 - fuckya (06/20/2014) [-]
Thank you for the bread. I return to you hotdogs with buns and a cat.
User avatar #27 - salihzzz (01/26/2014) [-]
can you ask your mom if she'll be home tonight?
And can you tell her the giant dragon dildo store is closed, so she'll just have to do with the XXXXL she bought last week.
User avatar #28 to #27 - fuckya (01/27/2014) [-]
why so angry?
User avatar #29 to #28 - salihzzz (01/27/2014) [-]
because penis is a verb
User avatar #25 - fluffylittlebunny (08/09/2013) [-]
Thank you for the chocolat.
User avatar #26 to #25 - fuckya (08/09/2013) [-]
NP m8
#21 - hken (06/20/2013) [-]
Why don't you reply to the snapchats you get? You posted some **** on here to give you our worst - I haven't gotten a single reply from you. I don't know if you've even looked at them.
User avatar #22 to #21 - fuckya (06/20/2013) [-]
I actually gave you a snapchat of some other guy who posted his on FJ a while ago.

mine is teh_cake
#23 to #22 - hken (06/21/2013) [-]
The one I got was "justinmhood" - I have been sending pics relentlessly without proof of human life.. :<

User avatar #24 to #23 - fuckya (06/21/2013) [-]
Yea, he did that.
#4 - faithrider ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
or we could continue here if you'd prefer
or we could continue here if you'd prefer
#5 to #4 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7 to #5 - faithrider ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
strange. it appears to be missing some of the intros i think...
#6 to #5 - faithrider ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
sweet. i foudn this i was loking for a while. it's a compiled gif of all of the opening sequences. i thought it badass
sweet. i foudn this i was loking for a while. it's a compiled gif of all of the opening sequences. i thought it badass
#8 to #6 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
Sweet god. That's great.   
I'm just grabbin stuff off of the web to be honest.
Sweet god. That's great.
I'm just grabbin stuff off of the web to be honest.
#9 to #8 - faithrider ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
this is where i found most of mine...   
   

			
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this is where i found most of mine...

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#10 to #9 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
fukkin tumblr   
   
iliketumblrbecauseboobs
fukkin tumblr

iliketumblrbecauseboobs
#11 to #10 - faithrider ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah. i'm not proud of it. but that is the best source i've found for supernatural. mainly because supernatural is a popular group on there from what i can tell. so plenty to go around
yeah. i'm not proud of it. but that is the best source i've found for supernatural. mainly because supernatural is a popular group on there from what i can tell. so plenty to go around
#12 to #11 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
It's Dr, Who, Supernatural, and one other show that's big on tumblr.   
   
once again, I know this because tumblr has LOTS of naked chicks on it as well
It's Dr, Who, Supernatural, and one other show that's big on tumblr.

once again, I know this because tumblr has LOTS of naked chicks on it as well
#13 to #12 - faithrider ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah. i noticed
yeah. i noticed
#14 to #13 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah, boobs   
This is why my girlfriends break up with me
yeah, boobs
This is why my girlfriends break up with me
#16 to #14 - faithrider ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
well that's kinda ok. my girlfriends usually break up with me for crap reasons. one apparently didn't want to be with me in the first place....
well that's kinda ok. my girlfriends usually break up with me for crap reasons. one apparently didn't want to be with me in the first place....
#17 to #16 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, that's just straight up depressing.
Well, that's just straight up depressing.
#18 to #17 - faithrider ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah. it wasn't cool.
yeah. it wasn't cool.
#19 to #18 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
But hey, now it's summer.
But hey, now it's summer.
#20 to #19 - faithrider ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
true. but bed time for me now. goodnight
true. but bed time for me now. goodnight
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#1 - suddenlypotatoes (05/03/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday
User avatar #2 to #1 - fuckya (05/03/2013) [-]
AW. thanks man!
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