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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/i.like.teh.cake
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Steam Profile: iliketehcake
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Games
X-box Gamertag: i like teh cake
PSN: fuck no
Interests: you, me, lets be friends
Date Signed Up:10/21/2009
Last Login:10/25/2014
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#67 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on JET THREAD 0
#68 - fuckya (10/14/2014) [-]
#115252 - Post-Grunge mostly. Also, lotsa Tool. Like me sum Dubstep … 10/14/2014 on Social Board 0
#115251 - I've spent my who life wanting to be in the military. I le…  [+] (13 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Social Board +3
User avatar #115274 - alexanderburns (10/15/2014) [-]
Which Doctor were you?
User avatar #115259 - vermillionbobcat (10/14/2014) [-]
lol which branch
User avatar #115261 - fuckya (10/14/2014) [-]
USAF.
I got stress reactions in my knees and ankles and the only fucking reason why I got moved out was because my MTI caught me limping at one point.
User avatar #115262 - vermillionbobcat (10/14/2014) [-]
Currently SrA Sec. Forces now. 4 Years in. I say go Marines, they take anyone.
User avatar #115264 - fuckya (10/14/2014) [-]
Was gunna try Navy.
Big time swimmer and already PADI certified diver. Go diving er day.
User avatar #115263 - vermillionbobcat (10/14/2014) [-]
What squadron were you from?
User avatar #115265 - fuckya (10/14/2014) [-]
320th. Flt 538. PJ Flight.
User avatar #115268 - vermillionbobcat (10/14/2014) [-]
I was 320th too. Flt 664.
User avatar #115269 - fuckya (10/14/2014) [-]
Thats good to hear. I'm happy that I'm not talking to a Cub.
User avatar #115270 - vermillionbobcat (10/14/2014) [-]
Hahah GATORS!!!
User avatar #115272 - lawlfailwinepic (10/14/2014) [-]
you guys wouldn't believe how much i respect you.

fuckya
User avatar #115275 - fuckya (10/15/2014) [-]
Thank you m8.
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#66 - bazda (10/14/2014) [-]
Master race.
#69 - fuckya (10/14/2014) [-]
Can you hear the BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT?
#70 - bazda (10/14/2014) [-]
My favorite part of combat footage with A10 CAS. Big stretch of land gets fucked up, followed closely by BBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTT from a half mile away.
User avatar #83 - cann (10/14/2014) [-]
i love to hear that
#71 - fuckya (10/14/2014) [-]
I'd love to see that.
#73 - bazda (10/14/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nvg7qrIiDTM

Fuckin rape with wings.
#72 - bazda (10/14/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPdbyb2qL-8

This one's got a high pucker factor.
User avatar #77 - brokentrucker (10/14/2014) [-]
I could feel the browning shorts.
#74 - fuckya (10/14/2014) [-]
damn
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#113309 - I've stayed the same for about 2 years now. 07/18/2014 on Social Board 0
#145427 - Take it an hour after you eat the other eight. Just put it on pizza. 07/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#11 - i didn't do the whole good girl thing. 07/18/2014 on woof +1
#10 - I should rephrase it. One of my exs legs shook when you hit th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2014 on woof 0
User avatar #11 - fuckya (07/18/2014) [-]
i didn't do the whole good girl thing.
#9 - That was one of my exs. I did it twice and she didn't want to …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on woof 0
User avatar #10 - fuckya (07/18/2014) [-]
I should rephrase it. One of my exs legs shook when you hit the right spot.
User avatar #11 - fuckya (07/18/2014) [-]
i didn't do the whole good girl thing.
#11 - It is. I stay prepared and my god awful reaction time has prev… 07/10/2014 on Got what he deserved 0
#9 - Both, albeit it's my paranoia that led to my preparedness. …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Got what he deserved 0
User avatar #17 - epicalania (07/11/2014) [-]
Yoou actually called a kukri a kukri, not a katana.
You sound more like a weapons enthusiast than a weeabu.
My only Asian weapon is a Tachi.
Other than that I have about a dozen or so daggers, two homemade (read piece of shit, barely holding together, more likely to give you concussion than a cut even i they were sharpened [which I have not done out of fear of them breaking and slicing my foot]) gladii and a few 'vintage' swords people gave me as gifts.
#10 - butakun (07/10/2014) [-]
Didn't think you were a weeaboo, you said kukri not katana.

Just be careful your paranoia remains at healthy levels.
User avatar #11 - fuckya (07/10/2014) [-]
It is. I stay prepared and my god awful reaction time has prevented me from doing anything to hastily.
#7 - I mean, I can't have a handgun on me at all times because I am…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Got what he deserved 0
#8 - butakun (07/10/2014) [-]
Paranoid or just prepared?
User avatar #9 - fuckya (07/10/2014) [-]
Both, albeit it's my paranoia that led to my preparedness.
And I'm not a weeboo to clarify, it's the biggest bladed instrument I have.
User avatar #17 - epicalania (07/11/2014) [-]
Yoou actually called a kukri a kukri, not a katana.
You sound more like a weapons enthusiast than a weeabu.
My only Asian weapon is a Tachi.
Other than that I have about a dozen or so daggers, two homemade (read piece of shit, barely holding together, more likely to give you concussion than a cut even i they were sharpened [which I have not done out of fear of them breaking and slicing my foot]) gladii and a few 'vintage' swords people gave me as gifts.
#10 - butakun (07/10/2014) [-]
Didn't think you were a weeaboo, you said kukri not katana.

Just be careful your paranoia remains at healthy levels.
User avatar #11 - fuckya (07/10/2014) [-]
It is. I stay prepared and my god awful reaction time has prevented me from doing anything to hastily.
#45 - But people knew that they posed a threat to society. Lanza and…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on Willy knows what's up *wink* +2
User avatar #66 - Shramin (07/11/2014) [-]
You are disputing my points as if I want guns removed, I don't, removing guns from people in todays US culture would be disastrous, but I do think more control is necessary.
#5 - People that can't enjoy freedoms.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Got what he deserved +1
#6 - butakun (07/10/2014) [-]
So are you implying that a person would keep a sword by the bed because they can't keep a gun by the bed?
#31 - mybakpackhasjets (07/11/2014) [-]
My wife is weird about guns out of our safe and too close to where the kids can get them so keep a "ninja" looking machete there for quick grab and Mossberg is 10 feet and six digits away but honestly, my first line of defense is the "panic button" on my alarms remote. Instantly rings the cops and hoes full siren in the house.
User avatar #7 - fuckya (07/10/2014) [-]
I mean, I can't have a handgun on me at all times because I am not of age, so I keep a kukri next to me when I sleep.
#8 - butakun (07/10/2014) [-]
Paranoid or just prepared?
User avatar #9 - fuckya (07/10/2014) [-]
Both, albeit it's my paranoia that led to my preparedness.
And I'm not a weeboo to clarify, it's the biggest bladed instrument I have.
User avatar #17 - epicalania (07/11/2014) [-]
Yoou actually called a kukri a kukri, not a katana.
You sound more like a weapons enthusiast than a weeabu.
My only Asian weapon is a Tachi.
Other than that I have about a dozen or so daggers, two homemade (read piece of shit, barely holding together, more likely to give you concussion than a cut even i they were sharpened [which I have not done out of fear of them breaking and slicing my foot]) gladii and a few 'vintage' swords people gave me as gifts.
#10 - butakun (07/10/2014) [-]
Didn't think you were a weeaboo, you said kukri not katana.

Just be careful your paranoia remains at healthy levels.
User avatar #11 - fuckya (07/10/2014) [-]
It is. I stay prepared and my god awful reaction time has prevented me from doing anything to hastily.
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#54 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
u wana git jacked punk ass mark
User avatar #55 to #54 - fuckya ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
Come @ me m8y
#56 to #55 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
***** ill cum at you and in you knah i meen
User avatar #57 to #56 - fuckya ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
***** , my blak ass be redy.
ill fukin cut u
#58 to #57 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
ye boii cut my dickhole while i b splittin dem asscheeks son

ill reward u with sum o dat red semen mane
User avatar #59 to #58 - fuckya ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
nyet
#60 to #59 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
i dont speak chinese fool the **** is you sayin ******
#61 to #60 - fuckya ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
Srs do, do I know you?
#62 to #61 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
fuk if i know ***** i cant even remember my password after a few days fool
User avatar #63 to #62 - fuckya ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
#64 to #63 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
dat medical kush b fukkin ****** up ya feel me playa
User avatar #65 to #64 - fuckya ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
kush never ****** me up bad yo
neither did the salvia, acid, mdma
#67 to #65 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
salvia for str8 bustas
#66 to #65 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
***** try smokin 800 grams in 3 months ***** salvia is **** doe
User avatar #68 to #66 - fuckya ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
Shiet mayn. That's a lotta cashflow you got.
#69 to #68 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
***** i didn't pay shiet i got these babies
#36 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
You like your butter don't you ya whore.
#37 to #36 - fuckya ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Lay it on me big boy.
Lay it on me big boy.
#38 to #37 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Such doge with many bread. Bountiful like lord doge.
#39 to #38 - fuckya ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Beauty
#40 to #39 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
What about bananas?
#41 to #40 - fuckya ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Get that fruity **** out of here.
#42 to #41 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
You like fruit huh? you kinky 5 a day whore.
#43 to #42 - fuckya ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
I will rape you to death.
#44 to #43 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
There's more seed where that came from. You like planting your seed mmmm
#45 to #44 - fuckya ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't know what that is. I havent eaten in 21 hours. I wanna eat it.
#46 to #45 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
How about a prwn sandwich?
#47 to #46 - fuckya ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Yes.
#48 to #47 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
How bout some delicious grilled chees and bacon?
#49 to #48 - fuckya ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
I... I can make that right now...
I'm going to eat now.
#51 to #49 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Do you love jesus?
#50 to #49 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
NO you're not you ******* whore you're going to sit here and love some more bread you dirty yeast whore.
User avatar #52 to #50 - fuckya ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
I made waffles.
#53 to #52 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
************ wffles are not bread. Get that **** out and have some beans on toast.
#34 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Have some bread fgit
#35 to #34 - fuckya ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Toasty.
#33 to #32 - fuckya ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Thank you for the bread. I return to you hotdogs with buns and a cat.
User avatar #27 - salihzzz (01/26/2014) [-]
can you ask your mom if she'll be home tonight?
And can you tell her the giant dragon dildo store is closed, so she'll just have to do with the XXXXL she bought last week.
User avatar #28 to #27 - fuckya ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
why so angry?
User avatar #29 to #28 - salihzzz (01/27/2014) [-]
because penis is a verb
User avatar #25 - fluffylittlebunny (08/09/2013) [-]
Thank you for the chocolat.
User avatar #26 to #25 - fuckya ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
NP m8
#21 - hken (06/20/2013) [-]
Why don't you reply to the snapchats you get? You posted some **** on here to give you our worst - I haven't gotten a single reply from you. I don't know if you've even looked at them.
User avatar #22 to #21 - fuckya ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
I actually gave you a snapchat of some other guy who posted his on FJ a while ago.

mine is teh_cake
#23 to #22 - hken (06/21/2013) [-]
The one I got was "justinmhood" - I have been sending pics relentlessly without proof of human life.. :<

User avatar #24 to #23 - fuckya ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Yea, he did that.
#4 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
or we could continue here if you'd prefer
or we could continue here if you'd prefer
#5 to #4 - fuckya ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7 to #5 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
strange. it appears to be missing some of the intros i think...
#6 to #5 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
sweet. i foudn this i was loking for a while. it's a compiled gif of all of the opening sequences. i thought it badass
sweet. i foudn this i was loking for a while. it's a compiled gif of all of the opening sequences. i thought it badass
#8 to #6 - fuckya ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Sweet god. That's great.   
I'm just grabbin stuff off of the web to be honest.
Sweet god. That's great.
I'm just grabbin stuff off of the web to be honest.
#9 to #8 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
this is where i found most of mine...   
   

			
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this is where i found most of mine...

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#10 to #9 - fuckya ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
fukkin tumblr   
   
iliketumblrbecauseboobs
fukkin tumblr

iliketumblrbecauseboobs
#11 to #10 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah. i'm not proud of it. but that is the best source i've found for supernatural. mainly because supernatural is a popular group on there from what i can tell. so plenty to go around
yeah. i'm not proud of it. but that is the best source i've found for supernatural. mainly because supernatural is a popular group on there from what i can tell. so plenty to go around
#12 to #11 - fuckya ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
It's Dr, Who, Supernatural, and one other show that's big on tumblr.   
   
once again, I know this because tumblr has LOTS of naked chicks on it as well
It's Dr, Who, Supernatural, and one other show that's big on tumblr.

once again, I know this because tumblr has LOTS of naked chicks on it as well
#13 to #12 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah. i noticed
yeah. i noticed
#14 to #13 - fuckya ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah, boobs   
This is why my girlfriends break up with me
yeah, boobs
This is why my girlfriends break up with me
#16 to #14 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
well that's kinda ok. my girlfriends usually break up with me for crap reasons. one apparently didn't want to be with me in the first place....
well that's kinda ok. my girlfriends usually break up with me for crap reasons. one apparently didn't want to be with me in the first place....
#17 to #16 - fuckya ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, that's just straight up depressing.
Well, that's just straight up depressing.
#18 to #17 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah. it wasn't cool.
yeah. it wasn't cool.
#19 to #18 - fuckya ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
But hey, now it's summer.
But hey, now it's summer.
#20 to #19 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
true. but bed time for me now. goodnight
true. but bed time for me now. goodnight
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#1 - suddenlypotatoes (05/03/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday
User avatar #2 to #1 - fuckya ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
AW. thanks man!
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