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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/i.like.teh.cake
Youtube Channel: non
Steam Profile: iliketehcake
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Games
X-box Gamertag: i like teh cake
PSN: fuck no
Interests: you, me, lets be friends
Date Signed Up:10/21/2009
Last Login:10/30/2014
Location:Places
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#72 - Pizza has sauce. I'll take it.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on nice try 0
#73 - Lordspike (05/29/2014) [-]
**Lordspike rolled image** Thanks ma nigga.
#135885 - That makes complete sense. Thank you good sir. 05/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#2438 - Polygamy? 05/28/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
#2437 - ** ****** rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
User avatar #2438 - fuckya (05/28/2014) [-]
Polygamy?
#4 - I've spent too much time on the internet. I know where the pic…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/28/2014 on nice try 0
#71 - Lordspike (05/29/2014) [-]
**Lordspike rolled image** Where does it come from then?
User avatar #72 - fuckya (05/29/2014) [-]
#73 - Lordspike (05/29/2014) [-]
**Lordspike rolled image** Thanks ma nigga.
#8 - YourName (05/29/2014) [-]
#111650 - I got what indulge has, and I'm also grossly afraid of midgets. 05/28/2014 on Social Board 0
#135882 - Is it normal to want to **** people that have tra…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #135884 - awesomerninjathing (05/28/2014) [-]
yep
it's like a way to vent your anger against them sorta

if you've read the book 1984, Winston feels that way about Julia (he hates her but wants to fuck her brains out and slit her throat when she orgasms)
User avatar #135885 - fuckya (05/28/2014) [-]
That makes complete sense. Thank you good sir.
User avatar #135883 - hingerbinger (05/28/2014) [-]
probably
#16 - Only one I know of is the failure at Dhahran. That was timing … 05/28/2014 on Protest Fail… 0
#15 - No, it kills people.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on Protest Fail… +131
User avatar #28 - straightbusta (05/28/2014) [-]
bf3flyingtank.gif
#1096 - I love this guys stories. Like the one over Libya. Yo… 05/27/2014 on Let's make a story. +1
#2 - Exactly. 05/24/2014 on Born 2 Kill 0
#5 - "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.", in .…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on I want a fox now. +9
User avatar #10 - thebaseballexpert (05/25/2014) [-]
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses all 26 letters in the English alphabet
#1 - What about Far Cry 6? Heard it was good.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on Far Cry 4 +10
User avatar #3 - rongkong (05/23/2014) [-]
Battle cry aswell.. Or Far Toads
#1 - Picture 05/23/2014 on American Psycho +4
#111455 - >18 >Illinois/Iowa >I liek it. Some arseholes… 05/21/2014 on Social Board 0
#63939 - Fair enough of an insight. 05/21/2014 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#63937 - And as for the ruling that even though the police violated her…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #63938 - byposted (05/21/2014) [-]
Given there was no indication "that Sutterfield no longer posed a danger to herself," the Police acted within reasonable bounds.

I do believe that she was merely attention-whoring when speaking of suicidal intentions, but her short-temperament and the police action are distinct. Let a general rule be learnt from this case: never say anything in public that you won't defend later.
User avatar #63939 - fuckya (05/21/2014) [-]
Fair enough of an insight.
#111445 - I think goats are awesome. 05/21/2014 on Social Board 0
#111443 - Was it supposed to be an insult? You make it sound as if i…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Social Board 0
#111444 - DCat (05/21/2014) [-]
I did not think that far ahead.
User avatar #111445 - fuckya (05/21/2014) [-]
I think goats are awesome.
#5725 - Most of these are pretty gun fun. 05/21/2014 on /guns/ board 0
#5724 - You have a weird but understandable face. Just kiddi… 05/21/2014 on /guns/ board 0
#63933 - Thoughts?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #63936 - byposted (05/21/2014) [-]
If you wish to help one in such a state, don't call the police on them. If the informer had not been a psychiatrist, the moral fault would lie on that person.

I believe that the officers acted as they should have, though. A female, deprived of her gun, typically won't venture beyond pills to attempt suicide.
User avatar #63937 - fuckya (05/21/2014) [-]
And as for the ruling that even though the police violated her 4th amendment right the police are protected by "qualified immunity"?
User avatar #63938 - byposted (05/21/2014) [-]
Given there was no indication "that Sutterfield no longer posed a danger to herself," the Police acted within reasonable bounds.

I do believe that she was merely attention-whoring when speaking of suicidal intentions, but her short-temperament and the police action are distinct. Let a general rule be learnt from this case: never say anything in public that you won't defend later.
User avatar #63939 - fuckya (05/21/2014) [-]
Fair enough of an insight.
#111441 - You guys are about as social as a goat with glasses.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/21/2014 on Social Board +1
User avatar #111442 - DCat (05/21/2014) [-]
Goats are kinda outgoing sooo you have that a bit backwards.
User avatar #111443 - fuckya (05/21/2014) [-]
Was it supposed to be an insult?
You make it sound as if it's supposed to be an insult.
#111444 - DCat (05/21/2014) [-]
I did not think that far ahead.
User avatar #111445 - fuckya (05/21/2014) [-]
I think goats are awesome.
#2 - Ok, I gotta ask, did it load all the way for you? Because it s… 05/21/2014 on I'M A FUCKING TANK +1
#42 - Like, 90% of Koalas have Chlamydia. Why would you do that?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2014 on koala kisser +16
User avatar #64 - sexyhimself (05/21/2014) [-]
your mom's a Koala?
User avatar #52 - kerryman (05/21/2014) [-]
who do you think gave it to them?….IT WAS HER!!!!
#43 - flesheater (05/20/2014) [-]
BECAUSE MY OTHER OBSESSION BITES HARDER DIE ANTWOORD - PITBULL TERRIER
User avatar #62 - stealingbikes (05/21/2014) [-]
Well that was weird as fuck
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#54 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
u wana git jacked punk ass mark
User avatar #55 to #54 - fuckya ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
Come @ me m8y
#56 to #55 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
***** ill cum at you and in you knah i meen
User avatar #57 to #56 - fuckya ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
***** , my blak ass be redy.
ill fukin cut u
#58 to #57 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
ye boii cut my dickhole while i b splittin dem asscheeks son

ill reward u with sum o dat red semen mane
User avatar #59 to #58 - fuckya ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
nyet
#60 to #59 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
i dont speak chinese fool the **** is you sayin ******
#61 to #60 - fuckya ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
Srs do, do I know you?
#62 to #61 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
fuk if i know ***** i cant even remember my password after a few days fool
User avatar #63 to #62 - fuckya ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
#64 to #63 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
dat medical kush b fukkin ****** up ya feel me playa
User avatar #65 to #64 - fuckya ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
kush never ****** me up bad yo
neither did the salvia, acid, mdma
#67 to #65 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
salvia for str8 bustas
#66 to #65 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
***** try smokin 800 grams in 3 months ***** salvia is **** doe
User avatar #68 to #66 - fuckya ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
Shiet mayn. That's a lotta cashflow you got.
#69 to #68 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
***** i didn't pay shiet i got these babies
#36 - MrKittyKat ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
You like your butter don't you ya whore.
#37 to #36 - fuckya ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Lay it on me big boy.
Lay it on me big boy.
#38 to #37 - MrKittyKat ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Such doge with many bread. Bountiful like lord doge.
#39 to #38 - fuckya ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Beauty
#40 to #39 - MrKittyKat ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
What about bananas?
#41 to #40 - fuckya ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Get that fruity **** out of here.
#42 to #41 - MrKittyKat ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
You like fruit huh? you kinky 5 a day whore.
#43 to #42 - fuckya ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
I will rape you to death.
#44 to #43 - MrKittyKat ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
There's more seed where that came from. You like planting your seed mmmm
#45 to #44 - fuckya ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't know what that is. I havent eaten in 21 hours. I wanna eat it.
#46 to #45 - MrKittyKat ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
How about a prwn sandwich?
#47 to #46 - fuckya ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Yes.
#48 to #47 - MrKittyKat ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
How bout some delicious grilled chees and bacon?
#49 to #48 - fuckya ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
I... I can make that right now...
I'm going to eat now.
#51 to #49 - MrKittyKat ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Do you love jesus?
#50 to #49 - MrKittyKat ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
NO you're not you ******* whore you're going to sit here and love some more bread you dirty yeast whore.
User avatar #52 to #50 - fuckya ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
I made waffles.
#53 to #52 - MrKittyKat ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
************ wffles are not bread. Get that **** out and have some beans on toast.
#34 - MrKittyKat ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Have some bread fgit
#35 to #34 - fuckya ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Toasty.
#32 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
#33 to #32 - fuckya ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
Thank you for the bread. I return to you hotdogs with buns and a cat.
User avatar #27 - salihzzz (01/26/2014) [-]
can you ask your mom if she'll be home tonight?
And can you tell her the giant dragon dildo store is closed, so she'll just have to do with the XXXXL she bought last week.
User avatar #28 to #27 - fuckya ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
why so angry?
User avatar #29 to #28 - salihzzz (01/27/2014) [-]
because penis is a verb
User avatar #25 - fluffylittlebunny (08/09/2013) [-]
Thank you for the chocolat.
User avatar #26 to #25 - fuckya ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
NP m8
#21 - hken (06/20/2013) [-]
Why don't you reply to the snapchats you get? You posted some **** on here to give you our worst - I haven't gotten a single reply from you. I don't know if you've even looked at them.
User avatar #22 to #21 - fuckya ONLINE (06/20/2013) [-]
I actually gave you a snapchat of some other guy who posted his on FJ a while ago.

mine is teh_cake
#23 to #22 - hken (06/21/2013) [-]
The one I got was "justinmhood" - I have been sending pics relentlessly without proof of human life.. :<

User avatar #24 to #23 - fuckya ONLINE (06/21/2013) [-]
Yea, he did that.
#4 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
or we could continue here if you'd prefer
or we could continue here if you'd prefer
#5 to #4 - fuckya ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7 to #5 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
strange. it appears to be missing some of the intros i think...
#6 to #5 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
sweet. i foudn this i was loking for a while. it's a compiled gif of all of the opening sequences. i thought it badass
sweet. i foudn this i was loking for a while. it's a compiled gif of all of the opening sequences. i thought it badass
#8 to #6 - fuckya ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Sweet god. That's great.   
I'm just grabbin stuff off of the web to be honest.
Sweet god. That's great.
I'm just grabbin stuff off of the web to be honest.
#9 to #8 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
this is where i found most of mine...   
   

			
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this is where i found most of mine...

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#10 to #9 - fuckya ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
fukkin tumblr   
   
iliketumblrbecauseboobs
fukkin tumblr

iliketumblrbecauseboobs
#11 to #10 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah. i'm not proud of it. but that is the best source i've found for supernatural. mainly because supernatural is a popular group on there from what i can tell. so plenty to go around
yeah. i'm not proud of it. but that is the best source i've found for supernatural. mainly because supernatural is a popular group on there from what i can tell. so plenty to go around
#12 to #11 - fuckya ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
It's Dr, Who, Supernatural, and one other show that's big on tumblr.   
   
once again, I know this because tumblr has LOTS of naked chicks on it as well
It's Dr, Who, Supernatural, and one other show that's big on tumblr.

once again, I know this because tumblr has LOTS of naked chicks on it as well
#13 to #12 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah. i noticed
yeah. i noticed
#14 to #13 - fuckya ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah, boobs   
This is why my girlfriends break up with me
yeah, boobs
This is why my girlfriends break up with me
#16 to #14 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
well that's kinda ok. my girlfriends usually break up with me for crap reasons. one apparently didn't want to be with me in the first place....
well that's kinda ok. my girlfriends usually break up with me for crap reasons. one apparently didn't want to be with me in the first place....
#17 to #16 - fuckya ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, that's just straight up depressing.
Well, that's just straight up depressing.
#18 to #17 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah. it wasn't cool.
yeah. it wasn't cool.
#19 to #18 - fuckya ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
But hey, now it's summer.
But hey, now it's summer.
#20 to #19 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
true. but bed time for me now. goodnight
true. but bed time for me now. goodnight
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#1 - suddenlypotatoes (05/03/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday
User avatar #2 to #1 - fuckya ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
AW. thanks man!
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