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Facebook Profile: https://www.facebook.com/i.like.teh.cake
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Steam Profile: iliketehcake
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Games
X-box Gamertag: i like teh cake
PSN: fuck no
Interests: you, me, lets be friends
Date Signed Up:10/21/2009
Last Login:12/22/2014
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#45 - But people knew that they posed a threat to society. Lanza and…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on Willy knows what's up *wink* +2
User avatar #66 - Shramin (07/11/2014) [-]
You are disputing my points as if I want guns removed, I don't, removing guns from people in todays US culture would be disastrous, but I do think more control is necessary.
#5 - People that can't enjoy freedoms.  [+] (8 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Got what he deserved +1
#6 - butakun (07/10/2014) [-]
So are you implying that a person would keep a sword by the bed because they can't keep a gun by the bed?
#31 - mybakpackhasjets (07/11/2014) [-]
My wife is weird about guns out of our safe and too close to where the kids can get them so keep a "ninja" looking machete there for quick grab and Mossberg is 10 feet and six digits away but honestly, my first line of defense is the "panic button" on my alarms remote. Instantly rings the cops and hoes full siren in the house.
User avatar #7 - fuckya (07/10/2014) [-]
I mean, I can't have a handgun on me at all times because I am not of age, so I keep a kukri next to me when I sleep.
#8 - butakun (07/10/2014) [-]
Paranoid or just prepared?
User avatar #9 - fuckya (07/10/2014) [-]
Both, albeit it's my paranoia that led to my preparedness.
And I'm not a weeboo to clarify, it's the biggest bladed instrument I have.
User avatar #17 - epicalania (07/11/2014) [-]
Yoou actually called a kukri a kukri, not a katana.
You sound more like a weapons enthusiast than a weeabu.
My only Asian weapon is a Tachi.
Other than that I have about a dozen or so daggers, two homemade (read piece of shit, barely holding together, more likely to give you concussion than a cut even i they were sharpened [which I have not done out of fear of them breaking and slicing my foot]) gladii and a few 'vintage' swords people gave me as gifts.
#10 - butakun (07/10/2014) [-]
Didn't think you were a weeaboo, you said kukri not katana.

Just be careful your paranoia remains at healthy levels.
User avatar #11 - fuckya (07/10/2014) [-]
It is. I stay prepared and my god awful reaction time has prevented me from doing anything to hastily.
#19 - Comment deleted 07/10/2014 on This judge is not a court... +2
#42 - Then if the guns don't cause them to shoot people, why ban the…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Willy knows what's up *wink* +3
#46 - pointblankhits (07/10/2014) [-]
That's a fucking beautiful picture
User avatar #43 - Shramin (07/10/2014) [-]
We can't help people we don't know if need help, many of the incidents happen with people that most are unaware require some help.

Let me say this again because you missed it last post.

We don't fucking know there is a problem until they go do something stupid and that something stupid is easier with a gun.
#45 - fuckya (07/10/2014) [-]
But people knew that they posed a threat to society. Lanza and Cho both were sent to get at mental check up that would've resulted in confinement until Regan changed that shit.
And besides, more people are saved by guns every year than injured or killed.
User avatar #66 - Shramin (07/11/2014) [-]
You are disputing my points as if I want guns removed, I don't, removing guns from people in todays US culture would be disastrous, but I do think more control is necessary.
#39 - Why are you blaming the gun for the mass killings? Maybe if al…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Willy knows what's up *wink* +1
User avatar #41 - Shramin (07/10/2014) [-]
I am not blaming the gun for what the person does, what I do is understand the ease of use of a gun and how you can shoot 8 people with a pistol faster than you can stab 8 people.

We can't always tell if someone has a mental problem till after a situation has a occurred and if they didn't have access to guns they would likely just have beaten someone up and gotten stopped.
#42 - fuckya (07/10/2014) [-]
Then if the guns don't cause them to shoot people, why ban them instead of getting people the help they need before the kill themselves and others?
#46 - pointblankhits (07/10/2014) [-]
That's a fucking beautiful picture
User avatar #43 - Shramin (07/10/2014) [-]
We can't help people we don't know if need help, many of the incidents happen with people that most are unaware require some help.

Let me say this again because you missed it last post.

We don't fucking know there is a problem until they go do something stupid and that something stupid is easier with a gun.
#45 - fuckya (07/10/2014) [-]
But people knew that they posed a threat to society. Lanza and Cho both were sent to get at mental check up that would've resulted in confinement until Regan changed that shit.
And besides, more people are saved by guns every year than injured or killed.
User avatar #66 - Shramin (07/11/2014) [-]
You are disputing my points as if I want guns removed, I don't, removing guns from people in todays US culture would be disastrous, but I do think more control is necessary.
#36 - If only they did. 07/10/2014 on Willy knows what's up *wink* +2
#35 - Most people want gun control due to mass shootings and the gen…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Willy knows what's up *wink* +2
User avatar #37 - Shramin (07/10/2014) [-]
mass shootings like school shootings and the like that wouldn't have happened if the kids didn't have access to their parents weapons you mean?
#39 - fuckya (07/10/2014) [-]
Why are you blaming the gun for the mass killings? Maybe if all of these disgrunteled youth who should be in mental institutions the ones that Regan closed , guns wouldnt be a problem.
User avatar #41 - Shramin (07/10/2014) [-]
I am not blaming the gun for what the person does, what I do is understand the ease of use of a gun and how you can shoot 8 people with a pistol faster than you can stab 8 people.

We can't always tell if someone has a mental problem till after a situation has a occurred and if they didn't have access to guns they would likely just have beaten someone up and gotten stopped.
#42 - fuckya (07/10/2014) [-]
Then if the guns don't cause them to shoot people, why ban them instead of getting people the help they need before the kill themselves and others?
#46 - pointblankhits (07/10/2014) [-]
That's a fucking beautiful picture
User avatar #43 - Shramin (07/10/2014) [-]
We can't help people we don't know if need help, many of the incidents happen with people that most are unaware require some help.

Let me say this again because you missed it last post.

We don't fucking know there is a problem until they go do something stupid and that something stupid is easier with a gun.
#45 - fuckya (07/10/2014) [-]
But people knew that they posed a threat to society. Lanza and Cho both were sent to get at mental check up that would've resulted in confinement until Regan changed that shit.
And besides, more people are saved by guns every year than injured or killed.
User avatar #66 - Shramin (07/11/2014) [-]
You are disputing my points as if I want guns removed, I don't, removing guns from people in todays US culture would be disastrous, but I do think more control is necessary.
#34 - Less accidental deaths yes, but if you lower the amount of peo… 07/10/2014 on Willy knows what's up *wink* 0
#31 - Picture 07/10/2014 on Willy knows what's up *wink* +2
#30 - Gangs would like to have a talk with you sir.  [+] (10 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Willy knows what's up *wink* +2
User avatar #32 - Shramin (07/10/2014) [-]
Gang on Gang not Gang on regular people.

Note my Protection against "Factions" in the previous comment.

That suicide number is a bigger reason for why people want Gun Control.
#35 - fuckya (07/10/2014) [-]
Most people want gun control due to mass shootings and the general fear instilled in them from the media.
User avatar #37 - Shramin (07/10/2014) [-]
mass shootings like school shootings and the like that wouldn't have happened if the kids didn't have access to their parents weapons you mean?
#39 - fuckya (07/10/2014) [-]
Why are you blaming the gun for the mass killings? Maybe if all of these disgrunteled youth who should be in mental institutions the ones that Regan closed , guns wouldnt be a problem.
User avatar #41 - Shramin (07/10/2014) [-]
I am not blaming the gun for what the person does, what I do is understand the ease of use of a gun and how you can shoot 8 people with a pistol faster than you can stab 8 people.

We can't always tell if someone has a mental problem till after a situation has a occurred and if they didn't have access to guns they would likely just have beaten someone up and gotten stopped.
#42 - fuckya (07/10/2014) [-]
Then if the guns don't cause them to shoot people, why ban them instead of getting people the help they need before the kill themselves and others?
#46 - pointblankhits (07/10/2014) [-]
That's a fucking beautiful picture
User avatar #43 - Shramin (07/10/2014) [-]
We can't help people we don't know if need help, many of the incidents happen with people that most are unaware require some help.

Let me say this again because you missed it last post.

We don't fucking know there is a problem until they go do something stupid and that something stupid is easier with a gun.
#45 - fuckya (07/10/2014) [-]
But people knew that they posed a threat to society. Lanza and Cho both were sent to get at mental check up that would've resulted in confinement until Regan changed that shit.
And besides, more people are saved by guns every year than injured or killed.
User avatar #66 - Shramin (07/11/2014) [-]
You are disputing my points as if I want guns removed, I don't, removing guns from people in todays US culture would be disastrous, but I do think more control is necessary.
#2563 - ** ****** rolls 578,274,250** No thnx 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#143204 - Don't get clingy. That's the best I can advise you. If she acc… 07/09/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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User avatar #143085 - derpyhoovezz (07/09/2014) [-]
ty for info
#2 - Never said **** was justified, and that white pho… 07/08/2014 on It's happening again... +1
#112982 - Well **** , I read yours wrong. Muh bad.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Social Board 0
#112983 - mislavcro (07/07/2014) [-]
Not a problem!
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#112981 - mislavcro (07/07/2014) [-]
But 66km/s is 66.000 m/s, which is not faster than 70.220 m/s Helios could go.
User avatar #112982 - fuckya (07/07/2014) [-]
Well shit, I read yours wrong. Muh bad.
#112983 - mislavcro (07/07/2014) [-]
Not a problem!
#112970 - Glorious Prussia.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Social Board +1
#112974 - imzero (07/07/2014) [-]
hey i know a girl who is pussian! xD
#112769 - Comment deleted 07/04/2014 on Social Board 0
#142099 - I'm waiting till 1900 Central Time Zone (Chicago).  [+] (2 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #142104 - awesomerninjathing (07/04/2014) [-]
cut them both in half and sew them together
User avatar #142100 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/04/2014) [-]
'Merica hands down.
Although for more casual wear, the Back To Back one.
#2 - Picture 07/04/2014 on (untitled) +1
#92 - I have no idea what's going on, but... Free stuff. 07/04/2014 on Suicune - Give Away (... 0
#62 - Picture 07/04/2014 on Cry with me FJ +2
#3384 - I guess I got DBZ. 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
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User avatar #70 - friedgreenpomatoes (11/10/2014) [-]
Very poor choice of text color.
#54 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
u wana git jacked punk ass mark
User avatar #55 to #54 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
Come @ me m8y
#56 to #55 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
***** ill cum at you and in you knah i meen
User avatar #57 to #56 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
***** , my blak ass be redy.
ill fukin cut u
#58 to #57 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
ye boii cut my dickhole while i b splittin dem asscheeks son

ill reward u with sum o dat red semen mane
User avatar #59 to #58 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
nyet
#60 to #59 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
i dont speak chinese fool the **** is you sayin ******
#61 to #60 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
Srs do, do I know you?
#62 to #61 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
fuk if i know ***** i cant even remember my password after a few days fool
#64 to #63 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
dat medical kush b fukkin ****** up ya feel me playa
User avatar #65 to #64 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
kush never ****** me up bad yo
neither did the salvia, acid, mdma
#67 to #65 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
salvia for str8 bustas
#66 to #65 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
***** try smokin 800 grams in 3 months ***** salvia is **** doe
User avatar #68 to #66 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
Shiet mayn. That's a lotta cashflow you got.
#69 to #68 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
***** i didn't pay shiet i got these babies
#36 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
You like your butter don't you ya whore.
#37 to #36 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
Lay it on me big boy.
Lay it on me big boy.
#38 to #37 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Such doge with many bread. Bountiful like lord doge.
#40 to #39 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
What about bananas?
#41 to #40 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
Get that fruity **** out of here.
#42 to #41 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
You like fruit huh? you kinky 5 a day whore.
#43 to #42 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
I will rape you to death.
#44 to #43 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
There's more seed where that came from. You like planting your seed mmmm
#45 to #44 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't know what that is. I havent eaten in 21 hours. I wanna eat it.
#46 to #45 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
How about a prwn sandwich?
#48 to #47 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
How bout some delicious grilled chees and bacon?
#49 to #48 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
I... I can make that right now...
I'm going to eat now.
#51 to #49 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Do you love jesus?
#50 to #49 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
NO you're not you ******* whore you're going to sit here and love some more bread you dirty yeast whore.
User avatar #52 to #50 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
I made waffles.
#53 to #52 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
************ wffles are not bread. Get that **** out and have some beans on toast.
#34 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Have some bread fgit
#32 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
#33 to #32 - fuckya (06/20/2014) [-]
Thank you for the bread. I return to you hotdogs with buns and a cat.
User avatar #27 - salihzzz (01/26/2014) [-]
can you ask your mom if she'll be home tonight?
And can you tell her the giant dragon dildo store is closed, so she'll just have to do with the XXXXL she bought last week.
User avatar #28 to #27 - fuckya (01/27/2014) [-]
why so angry?
User avatar #29 to #28 - salihzzz (01/27/2014) [-]
because penis is a verb
User avatar #25 - fluffylittlebunny ONLINE (08/09/2013) [-]
Thank you for the chocolat.
User avatar #26 to #25 - fuckya (08/09/2013) [-]
NP m8
#21 - hken (06/20/2013) [-]
Why don't you reply to the snapchats you get? You posted some **** on here to give you our worst - I haven't gotten a single reply from you. I don't know if you've even looked at them.
User avatar #22 to #21 - fuckya (06/20/2013) [-]
I actually gave you a snapchat of some other guy who posted his on FJ a while ago.

mine is teh_cake
#23 to #22 - hken (06/21/2013) [-]
The one I got was "justinmhood" - I have been sending pics relentlessly without proof of human life.. :<

User avatar #24 to #23 - fuckya (06/21/2013) [-]
Yea, he did that.
#4 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
or we could continue here if you'd prefer
or we could continue here if you'd prefer
#5 to #4 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7 to #5 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
strange. it appears to be missing some of the intros i think...
#6 to #5 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
sweet. i foudn this i was loking for a while. it's a compiled gif of all of the opening sequences. i thought it badass
sweet. i foudn this i was loking for a while. it's a compiled gif of all of the opening sequences. i thought it badass
#8 to #6 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
Sweet god. That's great.   
I'm just grabbin stuff off of the web to be honest.
Sweet god. That's great.
I'm just grabbin stuff off of the web to be honest.
#9 to #8 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
this is where i found most of mine...   
   

			
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this is where i found most of mine...

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#10 to #9 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
fukkin tumblr   
   
iliketumblrbecauseboobs
fukkin tumblr

iliketumblrbecauseboobs
#11 to #10 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah. i'm not proud of it. but that is the best source i've found for supernatural. mainly because supernatural is a popular group on there from what i can tell. so plenty to go around
yeah. i'm not proud of it. but that is the best source i've found for supernatural. mainly because supernatural is a popular group on there from what i can tell. so plenty to go around
#12 to #11 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
It's Dr, Who, Supernatural, and one other show that's big on tumblr.   
   
once again, I know this because tumblr has LOTS of naked chicks on it as well
It's Dr, Who, Supernatural, and one other show that's big on tumblr.

once again, I know this because tumblr has LOTS of naked chicks on it as well
#13 to #12 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah. i noticed
yeah. i noticed
#14 to #13 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah, boobs   
This is why my girlfriends break up with me
yeah, boobs
This is why my girlfriends break up with me
#16 to #14 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
well that's kinda ok. my girlfriends usually break up with me for crap reasons. one apparently didn't want to be with me in the first place....
well that's kinda ok. my girlfriends usually break up with me for crap reasons. one apparently didn't want to be with me in the first place....
#17 to #16 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, that's just straight up depressing.
Well, that's just straight up depressing.
#18 to #17 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah. it wasn't cool.
yeah. it wasn't cool.
#19 to #18 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
But hey, now it's summer.
But hey, now it's summer.
#20 to #19 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
true. but bed time for me now. goodnight
true. but bed time for me now. goodnight
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#1 - suddenlypotatoes (05/03/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday
User avatar #2 to #1 - fuckya (05/03/2013) [-]
AW. thanks man!
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