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Steam Profile: iliketehcake
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Games
X-box Gamertag: i like teh cake
PSN: fuck no
Interests: you, me, lets be friends
Date Signed Up:10/21/2009
Last Login:1/13/2016
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#271 - I wish for this subscription. 01/12/2016 on Gus n' Al 0
#71 - I'm guessing the first one. 01/04/2016 on Stupid is as Stupid does 5 +4
#48 - I drive a Chevy Cruze. I fit in it rather comfortable, but I h…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/31/2015 on getting rekt by your own dad 0
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#49 - brokentrucker (12/31/2015) [-]
I've tried leaving it low in my Kia, but it fucks with my legs. I need a truck. I don't like being far from the wheel or feel like I have to plop my ass to the ground. Makes driving awkward.
#9 - 6'7" freak here. I laugh at his misfortune.  [+] (9 new replies) 12/30/2015 on getting rekt by your own dad +3
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#38 - keatontheghostfox (12/31/2015) [-]
I laugh at your misfortune Andre
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#19 - radicalkid (12/30/2015) [-]
Wear stilts, becoming ripped, then go to a third wolrd county where people will worship you.
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#11 - cdsams (12/30/2015) [-]
I'm sorry but I know a guy who is 6'3" and he can barely fit in a luxury car. I laugh at your misfortune.
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#18 - brokentrucker (12/30/2015) [-]
I'm not that tall, 6'0, but I wish I had a car where, when I jack the seat all the way up, it wasn't slanted forward. Thirty minutes of driving and I'm slouched down to the point I must look like 4 foot 3. Fucks with my knees and is just uncomfortable. And my arms aren't long enough to slide the seat back and take care of my knees and leave me in a comfortable driving position.

I miss my Blazer. QQ
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#48 - fuckya (12/31/2015) [-]
I drive a Chevy Cruze. I fit in it rather comfortable, but I have it jacked to the bottom.
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#49 - brokentrucker (12/31/2015) [-]
I've tried leaving it low in my Kia, but it fucks with my legs. I need a truck. I don't like being far from the wheel or feel like I have to plop my ass to the ground. Makes driving awkward.
#21 - cdsams (12/30/2015) [-]
Just this Sunday I took a rode trip with one of my friends who owns factory new 4 seater Buick that's not even a year old; it's really nice car with awesome horse power and a suspension that made you feel like you were floating. With my 6'3" friend in the car, we could only sit 3 people because of this:

- He could only sit in the front passenger seat

- He had to sit with seat completely extended back to the point where the back of his seat was touching the passenger behind him.

- If he tried to drive it, he probably would look like Mr. Incredible in a really nice Buick.

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#22 - brokentrucker (12/30/2015) [-]
What the shit.

What model buick? My grandma had a buick roadmaster, old as fuck, but the thing was as big as a tank and had some harry potter this with an interior bigger than teh exterior. Big, v8, and smoothest ride ever. But the fucking thing was huge! how do you get a small buick?
#10 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
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#40 - But then this.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2015 on 27-12-2015 +5
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#59 - zetsuboukamina (12/30/2015) [-]
They already were doing everything the bill allows. They can just do it legally now
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#78 - badgoodass (12/30/2015) [-]
Now they're gonna do more illegal stuff without getting shit tho
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#33 - Picture 12/26/2015 on MERRY FUCKIN CHRISTMAS +4
#109 - How blue is dis? 12/25/2015 on (untitled) 0
#7 - I'm black and I'm racist. If you say I can't be racist cause I…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/21/2015 on I admire him. +57
#23 - adhdtookmyaccount (12/21/2015) [-]
There's nothing wrong with being black nigger
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#18 - alucardhell (12/21/2015) [-]
Your black, so your are allowed to be. According to the current left, only whites are not allowed to be racist. You can call each other and others whatever you want with no problem.
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#30 - angelusprimus (12/21/2015) [-]
Nononono.
Whites are not allowed to be racist, and no one else can be.
Because white people have all the power, so no one else can be racist to them.
You unenlgihtened bigot!
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#17 - iqequalzero (12/21/2015) [-]
Dave Chappelle The Black White Supremacist Full Video

Damn theres not alot of options forthis one on youtube. Shitty video, shitty audio.
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#10 - ltbuttstrong (12/21/2015) [-]
Shine on you racist nigger
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User avatar #75 - bobtombobbob (09/28/2015) [-]
Hi coward why are you blocking me
User avatar #77 to #75 - fuckya (09/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, your not blocked m8.
User avatar #76 to #75 - fuckya (09/28/2015) [-]
I've never blocked someone on Fj tho.
User avatar #71 - jorgethemaster (03/06/2015) [-]
What do you want for those points?
User avatar #72 to #71 - fuckya (03/07/2015) [-]
I want nothing. I want to sell my stuff.
User avatar #73 to #72 - jorgethemaster (03/07/2015) [-]
So you're not selling your points at all?
User avatar #70 - friedgreenpomatoes (11/10/2014) [-]
Very poor choice of text color.
#54 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
u wana git jacked punk ass mark
User avatar #55 to #54 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
Come @ me m8y
#56 to #55 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
***** ill cum at you and in you knah i meen
User avatar #57 to #56 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
***** , my blak ass be redy.
ill fukin cut u
#58 to #57 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
ye boii cut my dickhole while i b splittin dem asscheeks son

ill reward u with sum o dat red semen mane
User avatar #59 to #58 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
nyet
#60 to #59 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
i dont speak chinese fool the **** is you sayin ******
#61 to #60 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
Srs do, do I know you?
#62 to #61 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
fuk if i know ***** i cant even remember my password after a few days fool
#64 to #63 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
dat medical kush b fukkin ****** up ya feel me playa
User avatar #65 to #64 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
kush never ****** me up bad yo
neither did the salvia, acid, mdma
#67 to #65 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
salvia for str8 bustas
#66 to #65 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
***** try smokin 800 grams in 3 months ***** salvia is **** doe
User avatar #68 to #66 - fuckya (10/22/2014) [-]
Shiet mayn. That's a lotta cashflow you got.
#69 to #68 - medicalcanabis (10/22/2014) [-]
***** i didn't pay shiet i got these babies
#36 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
You like your butter don't you ya whore.
#37 to #36 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
Lay it on me big boy.
Lay it on me big boy.
#38 to #37 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Such doge with many bread. Bountiful like lord doge.
#40 to #39 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
What about bananas?
#41 to #40 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
Get that fruity **** out of here.
#42 to #41 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
You like fruit huh? you kinky 5 a day whore.
#43 to #42 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
I will rape you to death.
#44 to #43 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
There's more seed where that came from. You like planting your seed mmmm
#45 to #44 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't know what that is. I havent eaten in 21 hours. I wanna eat it.
#46 to #45 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
How about a prwn sandwich?
#48 to #47 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
How bout some delicious grilled chees and bacon?
#49 to #48 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
I... I can make that right now...
I'm going to eat now.
#51 to #49 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Do you love jesus?
#50 to #49 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
NO you're not you ******* whore you're going to sit here and love some more bread you dirty yeast whore.
User avatar #52 to #50 - fuckya (06/30/2014) [-]
I made waffles.
#53 to #52 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
************ wffles are not bread. Get that **** out and have some beans on toast.
#34 - MrKittyKat (06/30/2014) [-]
Have some bread fgit
#33 to #32 - fuckya (06/20/2014) [-]
Thank you for the bread. I return to you hotdogs with buns and a cat.
User avatar #27 - salihzzz ONLINE (01/26/2014) [-]
can you ask your mom if she'll be home tonight?
And can you tell her the giant dragon dildo store is closed, so she'll just have to do with the XXXXL she bought last week.
User avatar #28 to #27 - fuckya (01/27/2014) [-]
why so angry?
User avatar #29 to #28 - salihzzz ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
because penis is a verb
User avatar #25 - fluffylittlebunny (08/09/2013) [-]
Thank you for the chocolat.
User avatar #26 to #25 - fuckya (08/09/2013) [-]
NP m8
#21 - hken (06/20/2013) [-]
Why don't you reply to the snapchats you get? You posted some **** on here to give you our worst - I haven't gotten a single reply from you. I don't know if you've even looked at them.
User avatar #22 to #21 - fuckya (06/20/2013) [-]
I actually gave you a snapchat of some other guy who posted his on FJ a while ago.

mine is teh_cake
#23 to #22 - hken (06/21/2013) [-]
The one I got was "justinmhood" - I have been sending pics relentlessly without proof of human life.. :<

User avatar #24 to #23 - fuckya (06/21/2013) [-]
Yea, he did that.
#4 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
or we could continue here if you'd prefer
or we could continue here if you'd prefer
#5 to #4 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #7 to #5 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
strange. it appears to be missing some of the intros i think...
#6 to #5 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
sweet. i foudn this i was loking for a while. it's a compiled gif of all of the opening sequences. i thought it badass
sweet. i foudn this i was loking for a while. it's a compiled gif of all of the opening sequences. i thought it badass
#8 to #6 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
Sweet god. That's great.   
I'm just grabbin stuff off of the web to be honest.
Sweet god. That's great.
I'm just grabbin stuff off of the web to be honest.
#9 to #8 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
this is where i found most of mine...   
   

			
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this is where i found most of mine...

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#10 to #9 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
fukkin tumblr   
   
iliketumblrbecauseboobs
fukkin tumblr

iliketumblrbecauseboobs
#11 to #10 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah. i'm not proud of it. but that is the best source i've found for supernatural. mainly because supernatural is a popular group on there from what i can tell. so plenty to go around
yeah. i'm not proud of it. but that is the best source i've found for supernatural. mainly because supernatural is a popular group on there from what i can tell. so plenty to go around
#12 to #11 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
It's Dr, Who, Supernatural, and one other show that's big on tumblr.   
   
once again, I know this because tumblr has LOTS of naked chicks on it as well
It's Dr, Who, Supernatural, and one other show that's big on tumblr.

once again, I know this because tumblr has LOTS of naked chicks on it as well
#13 to #12 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah. i noticed
yeah. i noticed
#14 to #13 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah, boobs   
This is why my girlfriends break up with me
yeah, boobs
This is why my girlfriends break up with me
#16 to #14 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
well that's kinda ok. my girlfriends usually break up with me for crap reasons. one apparently didn't want to be with me in the first place....
well that's kinda ok. my girlfriends usually break up with me for crap reasons. one apparently didn't want to be with me in the first place....
#17 to #16 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, that's just straight up depressing.
Well, that's just straight up depressing.
#18 to #17 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
yeah. it wasn't cool.
yeah. it wasn't cool.
#19 to #18 - fuckya (06/08/2013) [-]
But hey, now it's summer.
But hey, now it's summer.
#20 to #19 - faithrider (06/08/2013) [-]
true. but bed time for me now. goodnight
true. but bed time for me now. goodnight
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#1 - suddenlypotatoes (05/03/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday
User avatar #2 to #1 - fuckya (05/03/2013) [-]
AW. thanks man!
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