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#3606792 - He died as far as items were concerned. I still remember that … 04/26/2013 on Play items 0
#3606470 - Gifted out the most recent 5 items that I got so I'm back to 1…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Play items +2
User avatar #3606561 - jorgethemaster (04/26/2013) [-]
Thats a shitstorm flower

He didnt die, hes alive and well.
User avatar #3606792 - fuckthepolice (04/26/2013) [-]
He died as far as items were concerned. I still remember that shitstorm.
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User avatar #3606510 - petaurusbreviceps (04/26/2013) [-]
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#3606501 - bloodeyes (04/26/2013) [-]
PRESENT ARMS!
User avatar #3606493 - thekillerwalrus (04/26/2013) [-]
You better stop by. Or else I will track you down and I will kill you :3
User avatar #3606508 - thekillerwalrus (04/26/2013) [-]
I won't kill you. I'll just use chloroform on you and pull you here ^^
User avatar #3606490 - jmezfm (04/26/2013) [-]
bye :(
#3606489 - thesadpotatoe has deleted their comment.
#3606485 - CIS White Male (04/26/2013) [-]
boohoo faggot
User avatar #3606482 - asheyboo (04/26/2013) [-]
<3
#3606349 - Quitting. Sick of the scamming and douchebags on this board. N…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on Play items 0
#3606371 - fullretard has deleted their comment.
#3606335 - Seriously, thank you everyone that is sending me points, I app…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Play items +2
#3606359 - panacea has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3606343 - bloodeyes (04/26/2013) [-]
take our points and be satisfied with the tenderness of their love dammit!
User avatar #3606339 - bloodeyes (04/26/2013) [-]
no, you stay
#3606309 - I appreciate the gesture, I really do, but my mind is made up.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3606320 - petaurusbreviceps (04/26/2013) [-]
i tried my best have fun doing something else but come back to talk
#3606296 - All of these people are champs. Datsuke even offered 10k, and …  [+] (12 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Play items 0
#3606318 - CIS White Male (04/26/2013) [-]
fuck you gay faggot u sade u were leavin cus i fuked ur mom XD
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User avatar #3606349 - fuckthepolice (04/26/2013) [-]
Quitting. Sick of the scamming and douchebags on this board. Nitssguy took 100k points from me today, I managed to catch the last 11 people over the past 3 weeks but this one got me. I'm done now. Thanks for the few trades that I had with you over the months.
#3606371 - fullretard has deleted their comment.
#3606311 - nitssguy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3606317 - bloodeyes (04/26/2013) [-]
send back his points
User avatar #3606313 - bloodeyes (04/26/2013) [-]
you're one to talk
User avatar #3606308 - thekillerwalrus (04/26/2013) [-]
Just keep your items. And let them suffer XD
#3606307 - panacea has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3606303 - asheyboo (04/26/2013) [-]
Ive been down that path, it sucks
:( best of luck to you <3
User avatar #3606302 - Izen (04/26/2013) [-]
<33333
#3606300 - fullretard has deleted their comment.
#3606268 - Thanks but no thanks. I'm done and gone. I appreciate the gest…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3606291 - petaurusbreviceps (04/26/2013) [-]
but stay please you can get mad at someone else like mee just stay with us here
User avatar #3606309 - fuckthepolice (04/26/2013) [-]
I appreciate the gesture, I really do, but my mind is made up.
User avatar #3606320 - petaurusbreviceps (04/26/2013) [-]
i tried my best have fun doing something else but come back to talk
#3606264 - Well I feel bad for lots of people then. It's no big deal thou… 04/26/2013 on Play items 0
#3606257 - Na, I'm done. Had to happen eventually. Why waste any more time? 04/26/2013 on Play items 0
#3606251 - Keep it :) You need it more than I do at this point. 04/26/2013 on Play items 0
#3606247 - But keep your points, I'm done and have no need for them.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3606263 - defconred (04/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #3606261 - petaurusbreviceps (04/26/2013) [-]
i dont have much at all but if you stay i give all items to you
User avatar #3606271 - defconred (04/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #3606268 - fuckthepolice (04/26/2013) [-]
Thanks but no thanks. I'm done and gone. I appreciate the gesture though :)
User avatar #3606291 - petaurusbreviceps (04/26/2013) [-]
but stay please you can get mad at someone else like mee just stay with us here
User avatar #3606309 - fuckthepolice (04/26/2013) [-]
I appreciate the gesture, I really do, but my mind is made up.
User avatar #3606320 - petaurusbreviceps (04/26/2013) [-]
i tried my best have fun doing something else but come back to talk
#3606245 - And this guy too.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3606265 - defconred (04/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #3606262 - thekillerwalrus (04/26/2013) [-]
Well I gave it a shot :)
#3606242 - Thanks to this guy as well 04/26/2013 on Play items 0
#3606238 - Thanks to this guy  [+] (4 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3606266 - defconred (04/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #3606252 - namtheham (04/26/2013) [-]
no need to quit
User avatar #3606267 - defconred (04/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #3606257 - fuckthepolice (04/26/2013) [-]
Na, I'm done. Had to happen eventually. Why waste any more time?
#3606231 - Hey the trade he sent me looked very similar to that. But I lo…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3606253 - bloodeyes (04/26/2013) [-]
he did that to alot of ppl today FTP, not just you
User avatar #3606264 - fuckthepolice (04/26/2013) [-]
Well I feel bad for lots of people then. It's no big deal though. I had to quit eventually. What better time than now?
#3606215 - Nope. I'm done.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3606236 - bloodeyes (04/26/2013) [-]
.....i'll give you my scribe toad if you stay....
User avatar #3606251 - fuckthepolice (04/26/2013) [-]
Keep it :) You need it more than I do at this point.
#3606196 - He's the one that took the points.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3606208 - thekillerwalrus (04/26/2013) [-]
I know, usually when I see a scammer though they dont' say don't quit.
#3606184 - You as well jorge, you were kind to me on quite a few occasion…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3606205 - jorgethemaster (04/26/2013) [-]
Im glad you recognize me

I hope to see you soon, maybe on a different part of Fj.
#3606177 - Not upset in the slightest. Head is totally clear. He did me a favor. 04/26/2013 on Play items 0
#3606167 - You don't seem to understand that I'm not crying or upset at a…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on Play items 0
#3606170 - nitssguy has deleted their comment.
#3606163 - This is just the one that got me. This was attempt number 12 o… 04/26/2013 on Play items +1
#3606145 - Because it's slowly dawning on me that this is a complete wast…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on Play items +1
User avatar #3606162 - thekillerwalrus (04/26/2013) [-]
Ah I see and agree with you. Well I hope you will say hi once in a while. Take it easy :)
#3606122 - Alright. With the recent scamming of 100k FJ points I am offic…  [+] (23 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Play items +2
User avatar #3606209 - bloodeyes (04/26/2013) [-]
stay with us bro
User avatar #3606215 - fuckthepolice (04/26/2013) [-]
Nope. I'm done.
User avatar #3606236 - bloodeyes (04/26/2013) [-]
.....i'll give you my scribe toad if you stay....
User avatar #3606251 - fuckthepolice (04/26/2013) [-]
Keep it :) You need it more than I do at this point.
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User avatar #3606177 - fuckthepolice (04/26/2013) [-]
Not upset in the slightest. Head is totally clear. He did me a favor.
User avatar #3606142 - Fifteenfan (04/26/2013) [-]
While I'll admit that that guy's pretty immature, and that this board has its moments, not everyone is that bad. That being said, I fully understand your reasoning, and want you to know that you can always come back to put more hours into this giant social time suck. I recommend you keep your items just in case, but again, you can do what you want to do.
User avatar #3606137 - itsalright (04/26/2013) [-]
Don't let some faggot get to you like that. Sorry to hear though.
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User avatar #3606163 - fuckthepolice (04/26/2013) [-]
This is just the one that got me. This was attempt number 12 on my points in 3 weeks.
#3606146 - panacea has deleted their comment.
User avatar #3606135 - captainbacon (04/26/2013) [-]
FJ points don't matter
User avatar #3606134 - Izen (04/26/2013) [-]
hey sorry to hear that
keep your items
as ab adge of fucking honor
ive been here from day one and I'm quitting when I hit 1111 items
the whole thing has gone to shit
but dont give it away
all you worked for bro
User avatar #3606133 - jorgethemaster (04/26/2013) [-]
Another veteran collector leaves us

Good having you here man, hope to see you soon

Take care :)
User avatar #3606184 - fuckthepolice (04/26/2013) [-]
You as well jorge, you were kind to me on quite a few occasions as well.
User avatar #3606205 - jorgethemaster (04/26/2013) [-]
Im glad you recognize me

I hope to see you soon, maybe on a different part of Fj.
User avatar #3606131 - thekillerwalrus (04/26/2013) [-]
Why you going to let assholes like that make you quit?
User avatar #3606145 - fuckthepolice (04/26/2013) [-]
Because it's slowly dawning on me that this is a complete waste of time, and that fact is accentuated by the fights, drama and douchebaggery of so many people.
User avatar #3606162 - thekillerwalrus (04/26/2013) [-]
Ah I see and agree with you. Well I hope you will say hi once in a while. Take it easy :)
User avatar #3606130 - namtheham (04/26/2013) [-]
I dont have many pts left but here
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#3606128 - MrMysteriousMagic has deleted their comment.
#3606125 - CIS White Male (04/26/2013) [-]
send me items prs
#6314 - Eh, I'm not super into item collecting anymore so its not as b… 04/26/2013 on ladedadeda's profile 0
#3606076 - Worst part is I literally collected every single one by myself. 04/26/2013 on Play items 0
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User avatar #1034 - nippuhl (07/31/2014) [-]
epic avatar
kyronics jorgethemaster look ....
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User avatar #1030 to #1028 - fuckthepolice (04/26/2013) [-]
Cool story brah.
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User avatar #1012 to #1011 - fuckthepolice (04/02/2013) [-]
you as well :)
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User avatar #1010 to #1009 - fuckthepolice (04/02/2013) [-]
Sure, I need coal :)
#1008 - prestonjohns (04/01/2013) [-]
How are items good sir?
User avatar #1015 to #1008 - fuckthepolice (04/03/2013) [-]
The board has died for the most part. Hard to get help with anything anymore :(
#1016 to #1015 - prestonjohns (04/03/2013) [-]
What you need help with?
User avatar #1017 to #1016 - fuckthepolice (04/03/2013) [-]
Simple pricing and stuff like that, sometimes you can wait half an hour and hear nothing.
#1018 to #1017 - prestonjohns (04/03/2013) [-]
Suck lol,
I wouldn't know much
User avatar #1019 to #1018 - fuckthepolice (04/03/2013) [-]
Yeh nor do I. Sucks. Did you quit?
#1020 to #1019 - prestonjohns (04/04/2013) [-]
Yeah lol, quit a while ago man.
User avatar #1021 to #1020 - fuckthepolice (04/04/2013) [-]
You quit and I get sucked back in :P Could I borrow your God Gem? If you come back I'll happily return it, but I'm sick of finding people to do my lotto tickets and stoof.
#1022 to #1021 - prestonjohns (04/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, no, was to damn hard to get.
User avatar #1023 to #1022 - fuckthepolice (04/04/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not going to steal it from you XD but that's cool.
#1024 to #1023 - prestonjohns (04/04/2013) [-]
Can't really chance it, incase i ever get back into it.
I might be able to get one if i made god gems.
lol
I have alot of raws
User avatar #1007 to #1006 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot :)
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User avatar #1005 to #1004 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
Youve got no coal :/
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User avatar #1002 to #1000 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
at least not for skeletons :P
User avatar #1001 to #1000 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
Na I was fine with the crystals because I have every crystal item, but not selling any other chests, sorry :/
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User avatar #993 - zedfourhundred (03/27/2013) [-]
what would you want for a cart of gold coins or a sword in the stone?
User avatar #994 to #993 - fuckthepolice (03/27/2013) [-]
Preferably uniques.
User avatar #995 to #994 - zedfourhundred (03/27/2013) [-]
have a look through what i got and tell me if theres anything you would trade for
User avatar #996 to #995 - fuckthepolice (03/27/2013) [-]
Tarot card and black sheep are the only two things you have I'd really be interested in.
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User avatar #990 to #989 - fuckthepolice (03/26/2013) [-]
I'm making dragons too bro, sorry :/
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User avatar #992 to #991 - fuckthepolice (03/26/2013) [-]
Sure thing, cheers
#987 - whydidigetbanned (03/24/2013) [-]
yo whats up
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User avatar #981 - theeditor (03/20/2013) [-]
It turns out it is 2 tickets to a RIT, not the other way around :/
Can I sell them back to you?
User avatar #982 to #981 - theeditor (03/20/2013) [-]
*for the price that it was supposed to be
User avatar #983 to #982 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
Wait what do you mean? I'm confused now.
User avatar #984 to #983 - theeditor (03/20/2013) [-]
I was misinformed and each demonic ticket is worth .5 RITs each, not 2 RITs each.
User avatar #985 to #984 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
Yeah that's what you said here before you sent the trade. www.funnyjunk.com/user/theeditor/1819#1819
And I was upset because that meant I had massively underpayed for something so now I'm going to gift that person some stuff.
User avatar #964 - captainbacon (03/20/2013) [-]
good enough :)
User avatar #965 to #964 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
thx bby
#962 - deafitems (03/20/2013) [-]
What for the dat bacon sandwhich... inb4 not selling uniques...

but I'll add like 5 more items (probably tools or something I have dupes of) along with some stuff also.
User avatar #963 to #962 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
It would have to be a very good offer as I usually don't trade uniques. I paid very very well for that sandwich.
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