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#27 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on Streamer +2
#38 - settantaventi (05/20/2013) [-]
#26 - I have no related image so I'll use this one. 05/20/2013 on Kangaroo +6
#71 - Picture 05/20/2013 on Xbox +1
#4515662 - hwut  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on My Little Pony fanfiction,... 0
User avatar #4515668 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
NYEAHEHAHEAHHEHEHEHEUHUHEUHEHEHAHUIEIGKJGKJADNF
#124 - **fuckthepolice rolls 198** 05/19/2013 on Trips 0
#57 - I'm assuming he probably wanted it to look that way. 05/18/2013 on That Bush!!!! +6
#128 - Cunt Hunt? Cunt Punt. 05/18/2013 on Cunt Hunt +1
#47 - Try getting your SL up to about 20-25 and some more summon sig… 05/18/2013 on dulk surs 0
#35 - Here is a nice guide where the guy outlines basically everythi… 05/18/2013 on dulk surs 0
#33 - Oh god we've summoned summoned.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2013 on dulk surs 0
User avatar #34 - summoned (05/18/2013) [-]
better watch your back
#31 - I'd suggest sticking with a halberd or sword, but that's just …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2013 on dulk surs 0
User avatar #42 - adunsaveme (05/18/2013) [-]
between 10 and 20
User avatar #47 - fuckthepolice (05/18/2013) [-]
Try getting your SL up to about 20-25 and some more summon signs should appear. Make sure you're in human form and just chill outside the door
#28 - It's easy once you've played through the game a bit, but hones… 05/18/2013 on dulk surs 0
#27 - Hmm, what weapon are you using? And is this your first playthr…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/18/2013 on dulk surs 0
User avatar #29 - adunsaveme (05/18/2013) [-]
It is my first playthrough, but I've helped kill it when summoned. I've used the halberd, the spear, and a good old sword and shield with 100% physical block or whatever the stat is.
User avatar #35 - fuckthepolice (05/18/2013) [-]
Here is a nice guide where the guy outlines basically everything that needs to be done against the Capra Demon. Don't feel too bad, this is the real "wake up boss" to the game and is often the most difficult for new players
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7FcxQJRVZg
User avatar #31 - fuckthepolice (05/18/2013) [-]
I'd suggest sticking with a halberd or sword, but that's just my playstyle. What level are you while trying to summon?
User avatar #42 - adunsaveme (05/18/2013) [-]
between 10 and 20
User avatar #47 - fuckthepolice (05/18/2013) [-]
Try getting your SL up to about 20-25 and some more summon signs should appear. Make sure you're in human form and just chill outside the door
User avatar #30 - summoned (05/18/2013) [-]
why would you kill me
User avatar #33 - fuckthepolice (05/18/2013) [-]
Oh god we've summoned summoned.
User avatar #34 - summoned (05/18/2013) [-]
better watch your back
User avatar #32 - adunsaveme (05/18/2013) [-]
shhhhhhh it'll all be over soon
#22 - Try leading it up the stairs, making a right at the top, walki…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/18/2013 on dulk surs 0
User avatar #26 - adunsaveme (05/18/2013) [-]
Oh I always try to do that, it never works
User avatar #27 - fuckthepolice (05/18/2013) [-]
Hmm, what weapon are you using? And is this your first playthrough? (I assume it is)
User avatar #29 - adunsaveme (05/18/2013) [-]
It is my first playthrough, but I've helped kill it when summoned. I've used the halberd, the spear, and a good old sword and shield with 100% physical block or whatever the stat is.
User avatar #35 - fuckthepolice (05/18/2013) [-]
Here is a nice guide where the guy outlines basically everything that needs to be done against the Capra Demon. Don't feel too bad, this is the real "wake up boss" to the game and is often the most difficult for new players
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7FcxQJRVZg
User avatar #31 - fuckthepolice (05/18/2013) [-]
I'd suggest sticking with a halberd or sword, but that's just my playstyle. What level are you while trying to summon?
User avatar #42 - adunsaveme (05/18/2013) [-]
between 10 and 20
User avatar #47 - fuckthepolice (05/18/2013) [-]
Try getting your SL up to about 20-25 and some more summon signs should appear. Make sure you're in human form and just chill outside the door
User avatar #30 - summoned (05/18/2013) [-]
why would you kill me
User avatar #33 - fuckthepolice (05/18/2013) [-]
Oh god we've summoned summoned.
User avatar #34 - summoned (05/18/2013) [-]
better watch your back
User avatar #32 - adunsaveme (05/18/2013) [-]
shhhhhhh it'll all be over soon
#77 - Picture 05/18/2013 on Gordon +11
#26 - Been my facebook cover for months 05/17/2013 on Mewtwo 0
#8 - I am part of the 66% 05/17/2013 on F is for... 0
#58 - Picture 05/16/2013 on If that actually was +3
#44 - **fuckthepolice rolls 93** 05/16/2013 on If that actually was 0
#39 - Like with most things in my life, I tend to fail quite a bit b… 05/16/2013 on If that actually was -2
#34 - MFW 05/16/2013 on If that actually was 0
#33 - **fuckthepolice rolls 44**  [+] (19 new replies) 05/16/2013 on If that actually was +80
#62 - windmagevaati (05/16/2013) [-]
**windmagevaati rolls 30**
#59 - gustaviaable (05/16/2013) [-]
#57 - suiker (05/16/2013) [-]
now triple dubs (the thumbs)
#58 - fuckthepolice (05/16/2013) [-]
#56 - wobblewub (05/16/2013) [-]
bro...
#53 - tatordatot (05/16/2013) [-]
#44 - fuckthepolice has deleted their comment.
#42 - icametocomment (05/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #49 - konradkurze (05/16/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 83**
dubs and i tie you to your bed and let lady gaga do her thing to you
#54 - icametocomment (05/16/2013) [-]
#60 - N. Korean citizen (05/16/2013) [-]
Another was a good anime
User avatar #61 - icametocomment (05/16/2013) [-]
I don't know the anime, unfortunately. I just picked up the gif in case it would be useful.

AND IT WAS
User avatar #63 - ravarshi (05/16/2013) [-]
watch the show.. it's a murder mystery type anime. it's good.

Kinda slow at first, but like Higurashi, It gets there about halfway and starts getting awesome.
#37 - konradkurze (05/16/2013) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 89** dubs and i sell you to a circus
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User avatar #38 - konradkurze (05/16/2013) [-]
SO CLOSE!!!!!
#35 - cavysback (05/16/2013) [-]
Well done.

Only took you four tries.
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#34 - fuckthepolice (05/16/2013) [-]
MFW
#77 - **fuckthepolice rolls 46** 05/16/2013 on really spongebob 0
#78 - mfw 05/16/2013 on Oh well +20
#67 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Oh well +223
#75 - nightmaren (05/16/2013) [-]
< Yfw
#78 - fuckthepolice (05/16/2013) [-]
mfw
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User avatar #1031 - thesadpotatoe **User deleted account** (04/26/2013) [-]
you should sell me potatoes when you leave
and dgt too if you want
User avatar #1028 - nitssguy **User deleted account** (04/26/2013) [-]
you have been scamd
User avatar #1030 to #1028 - fuckthepolice (04/26/2013) [-]
Cool story brah.
User avatar #1029 to #1028 - MrMysteriousMagic (04/26/2013) [-]
wow you're really craving the cock aren't you?
#1025 - whydidigetbanned has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #1013 - admin (04/02/2013) [-]
congrats on your top content. i love you. hope you post more.

-admin
#1014 to #1013 - fuckthepolice (04/02/2013) [-]
I've been on this site since 2004 and I have finally received your approval 0.0
I've been on this site since 2004 and I have finally received your approval 0.0
User avatar #1011 - fullretard (04/02/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #1012 to #1011 - fuckthepolice (04/02/2013) [-]
you as well :)
User avatar #1009 - fullretard (04/02/2013) [-]
can i buy your corrupt souls??
User avatar #1010 to #1009 - fuckthepolice (04/02/2013) [-]
Sure, I need coal :)
#1008 - prestonjohns ONLINE (04/01/2013) [-]
How are items good sir?
User avatar #1015 to #1008 - fuckthepolice (04/03/2013) [-]
The board has died for the most part. Hard to get help with anything anymore :(
#1016 to #1015 - prestonjohns ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
What you need help with?
User avatar #1017 to #1016 - fuckthepolice (04/03/2013) [-]
Simple pricing and stuff like that, sometimes you can wait half an hour and hear nothing.
#1018 to #1017 - prestonjohns ONLINE (04/03/2013) [-]
Suck lol,
I wouldn't know much
User avatar #1019 to #1018 - fuckthepolice (04/03/2013) [-]
Yeh nor do I. Sucks. Did you quit?
#1020 to #1019 - prestonjohns ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
Yeah lol, quit a while ago man.
User avatar #1021 to #1020 - fuckthepolice (04/04/2013) [-]
You quit and I get sucked back in :P Could I borrow your God Gem? If you come back I'll happily return it, but I'm sick of finding people to do my lotto tickets and stoof.
#1022 to #1021 - prestonjohns ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, no, was to damn hard to get.
User avatar #1023 to #1022 - fuckthepolice (04/04/2013) [-]
Lol I'm not going to steal it from you XD but that's cool.
#1024 to #1023 - prestonjohns ONLINE (04/04/2013) [-]
Can't really chance it, incase i ever get back into it.
I might be able to get one if i made god gems.
lol
I have alot of raws
#1006 - tramp (03/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #1007 to #1006 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot :)
User avatar #1004 - fucken **User deleted account** (03/28/2013) [-]
send for what you want(no dragons/eggs)
User avatar #1005 to #1004 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
Youve got no coal :/
User avatar #1000 - fucken **User deleted account** (03/28/2013) [-]
cmon
User avatar #1002 to #1000 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
at least not for skeletons :P
User avatar #1001 to #1000 - fuckthepolice (03/28/2013) [-]
Na I was fine with the crystals because I have every crystal item, but not selling any other chests, sorry :/
User avatar #1003 to #1001 - fucken **User deleted account** (03/28/2013) [-]
D:
User avatar #998 - fucken **User deleted account** (03/28/2013) [-]
nm thanks
User avatar #997 - fucken **User deleted account** (03/28/2013) [-]
look at your inter face
User avatar #993 - zedfourhundred (03/27/2013) [-]
what would you want for a cart of gold coins or a sword in the stone?
User avatar #994 to #993 - fuckthepolice (03/27/2013) [-]
Preferably uniques.
User avatar #995 to #994 - zedfourhundred (03/27/2013) [-]
have a look through what i got and tell me if theres anything you would trade for
User avatar #996 to #995 - fuckthepolice (03/27/2013) [-]
Tarot card and black sheep are the only two things you have I'd really be interested in.
User avatar #989 - fucken **User deleted account** (03/26/2013) [-]
please i need lemons
User avatar #990 to #989 - fuckthepolice (03/26/2013) [-]
I'm making dragons too bro, sorry :/
User avatar #991 to #990 - fucken **User deleted account** (03/26/2013) [-]
damn thanks anyways
User avatar #992 to #991 - fuckthepolice (03/26/2013) [-]
Sure thing, cheers
#987 - whydidigetbanned (03/24/2013) [-]
yo whats up
User avatar #986 - nitsnstone **User deleted account** (03/21/2013) [-]
Thanks :D
User avatar #981 - theeditor (03/20/2013) [-]
It turns out it is 2 tickets to a RIT, not the other way around :/
Can I sell them back to you?
User avatar #982 to #981 - theeditor (03/20/2013) [-]
*for the price that it was supposed to be
User avatar #983 to #982 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
Wait what do you mean? I'm confused now.
User avatar #984 to #983 - theeditor (03/20/2013) [-]
I was misinformed and each demonic ticket is worth .5 RITs each, not 2 RITs each.
User avatar #985 to #984 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
Yeah that's what you said here before you sent the trade. www.funnyjunk.com/user/theeditor/1819#1819
And I was upset because that meant I had massively underpayed for something so now I'm going to gift that person some stuff.
User avatar #964 - captainbacon (03/20/2013) [-]
good enough :)
User avatar #965 to #964 - fuckthepolice (03/20/2013) [-]
thx bby
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