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#93 - I can swing my Sword Sword. 12/05/2012 on End of the World 0
#91 - Is it just me or when the day that comes that the world is goi…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/05/2012 on End of the World +8
#96 - steavo (12/05/2012) [-]
Nah, I'm not afraid. Even if it did happen, I would hop into the nearest liqueur store and loot 4 bottles of vodka (the really expensive shit that I can't afford) and go to a pharmacy and down a bottle of Zanex and smoke as much pot and DMT as I can, just so that I don't freak out and go out peacefully. All of my life I've been a religious less person who looks at life in a depressing, but true, view. I know the truth, that we are all just a bunch of chemical reaction and nothing really matters. We are wasting life with jobs and school because none of this is going to reveal anything or at least hepl us live longer. I woudn't give a shit because I'm going to be extremely high and I'm going to die eventually.
#180 - subherbtreetwo (12/05/2012) [-]
Dude I think the same way, our human conscious only exists because our brain is made up of trillions of microscopic super computers. When they all come together in their mission to fulfill biological needs like food and warmth, they create conscious (the existence of DMT and other psychedelic drugs proves this. Our ability to think beyond the normal "eat. sleep. reproduce." that separates us from animals, is also directly related due to brain size, parts, and cell count). I agree jobs and school are a distraction invented by humans to keep us busy so we don't think so much about the fact that eventually our brain is gonna turn off and thats it, just like before you were born; Nothing. (you mentioned DMT but I dont have enough space to elaborate on a secondary theory involving that particular drug, message me if you want). You said its a depressing view to know the truth, and yeah it blows and yeah we have to work with the system (fuck the system) and get a 9-5 desk job and deal with shit for public education, but what else are we gonna do? Its not like were going to be able to change it anytime soon, or be able to abandon society and live in the woods and revert back to a hunter/gather (you'd go crazy, trust me, look at prisons). So, here we sit with the knowledge that all that awaits us is the Void and all that surrounds us is a corrupt system (did i say fuck the system?) with a double digit IQ population (U.S.) and what am I going to do during the apocalypse? Not get fucked up and wait for the end because fuck it were all gonna die anyway. You'll find me with a shotgun and a lit cigarette telling whatever form of apocalypse (I hope its zombies :D ) to bring it. Why? With all the bull shit that is Life? Because our existence is AWSOME. The advancements made in science medicine and technology that happen daily are mind blowing discovering planets millions of light years away, physics, boson particles. The examination of the human mind with

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#188 - subherbtreetwo (12/05/2012) [-]
neuroscience psychology sociology and philosophy look into what it means to be human and why we make the decisions that we do. And when we look at everything together; the vastness of the galaxy, the amazing ecosystem that Earth just so happened to develop, with unbelievable amounts of chance, that created the perfect settings for life, the complexity of the human body functions, like muscle and joint movement, the ability of white blood cells to fight bacteria, and the digestive system, the complexity of the human mind, the structure of atoms, and subatomic particles, I say we live in a world thats fucking awesome. Even though were all gonna die eventually, the simple fact that we get the chance to be here, to EXIST, helps me work over the fact that eventually Im not going to exist at some point, whether its 20 years from now or in 17 days, Im gonna kick ass until then, cuz this shit is whats good.
#190 - subherbtreetwo (12/05/2012) [-]
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#267 - jntcoolman (12/05/2012) [-]
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#193 - I Saw it, the watermark whited out. **** you op 12/05/2012 on when you see it 0
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#5266 - I'm tied for first in mine and we play each other the last wee… 12/05/2012 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#5262 - Yeah, but our playoffs dont start till a week later. (In an 8 …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2012 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
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#5263 - blazingpelt (12/05/2012) [-]
Same situation as me, lul. One game ahead of two people who play each other this week. I've got a tiebreaker over one, so the only way I don't get top seed is if I lose and the other guy wins.
Thing is, I've run through all the playoff scenarios, and some benefit me more to be the 2nd seed. So I'll see how the week plays out before I make my choices.
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#5266 - fuckponiseatcaviar (12/05/2012) [-]
I'm tied for first in mine and we play each other the last week. I have a feeling im going to lose, mainly because all my RBs have tough defenses and Brady is playing the Texans. But oh well im guaranteed at least 2nd.
#5261 - San Francisco and New England. 12/05/2012 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#5226 - I made a College Football Bowl Pick em on L… 12/03/2012 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#235658 - *games 11/28/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0