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#233 - This horrific event happened on my birthday???? i never knew 08/24/2012 on One Year Anniversary 0
#188 - I have seen enough hentai to not look at Teen Titans the same again.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2012 on I have seen enough pornos... +5
User avatar #229 - vlauer (08/24/2012) [-]
I know the feeling, bro.
#342 - ** ****************** rolls 71** I've always lov…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2012 on Trampoline -4
#379 - notsureiffunnyorjk (08/24/2012) [-]
I... Have no words.... To describe...
User avatar #377 - rottingflesh (08/24/2012) [-]
what the FUCK?
#360 - renzard (08/24/2012) [-]
#7 - Playing evil on any RPG is too easy.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/23/2012 on Skyrim Tag 0
User avatar #8 - angelojuusan (08/23/2012) [-]
It would be, if I didn't want to vomit every time I did something evil in a game. I literally cannot play evil because it makes me ill. I nuked Megaton just to see how it would look, and I got a splitting headache that lasted 3 hours. About the only thing I can do is stealing, because you're kinda required to steal. But murder is kind of...never going to happen.
#10 - redblueyellow (08/23/2012) [-]
Think about all the poor family members of the bandits you killed. Somwhere A child and her mother are now waiting for their husband and dad to come home, yet heĀ“ll never come. And then when they hear the news that the you, the dragonborn, has slayed Alduin and saved the world, they will cheer, not knowing that they are cheering for the man who slaughtered their loving husband and dad for a measly bunch of septims.
The kid will grow up in poor conditions without a loving father and will probably have to take to stealing, becoming a bandit himself. And then when all seems to be going well in life, he sees a stranger marching into his camp and watches as the stranger murders all his friends in cold blood. He then charges into battle to save his friends, his last thoughts of home and his father, before being slaughtered by the stranger.

And so, without realising it, you destroyed a poor kids life, twice

(not even counting his kid and those of the other bandits).
User avatar #11 - angelojuusan (08/23/2012) [-]
See, this is why I like tabletop gaming. If a group of bandits attack, I can just throw some super awesome magical effect that does nothing and scare them off. A smart DM will make the bandits run away. If it's a dumb DM, well, I tried!
User avatar #12 - redblueyellow (08/23/2012) [-]
Did you even do the Dark Brotherhood questline?
#3 - I do :(  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2012 on Skyrim Tag 0
#4 - wealthy (08/23/2012) [-]
**wealthy rolled a random image posted in comment #99891 at Item Discussion ** heres your gift
#62 - ** ****************** rolls 17** 59 and god is real 08/22/2012 on Prove him wrong -1
#517 - ** ****************** rolls 59** 08/21/2012 on Well fuck me... 0
#80 - Fixed  [+] (6 new replies) 08/21/2012 on What main stream trolling is +13
User avatar #100 - potrsr (08/21/2012) [-]
its the same as the content.
#282 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
No, no it isn't.
User avatar #107 - samuraicrack (08/21/2012) [-]
That'sTheJoke.jpg
User avatar #111 - potrsr (08/21/2012) [-]
not the best example but you, sir, are easy bate...
User avatar #116 - wowimbored (08/21/2012) [-]
bait*
User avatar #83 - racemaus (08/21/2012) [-]
applyburnheal.jpg
#27 - There is nothing more frustrating in this ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2012 on A twist +2
#427 - dehymenator (08/22/2012) [-]
1887 golden. Mw3 insane mode=1887 without damage, range, or steady aim. I call this insane mode because you will use your sanity trying to do this.
#39 - but hes not korean. 08/21/2012 on Focus level = Gamer +1
#38 - I thought it was over...  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2012 on Focus level = Gamer 0
#72 - colehaffner (08/21/2012) [-]
i take that back, ended last night, M5 won of course
#67 - colehaffner (08/21/2012) [-]
i believe the european regionals are still on
#131 - I was expecting cocaine but that works too 08/21/2012 on Drawer Full of Happiness +5
#3 - Picture 08/20/2012 on Beating women is fun! +2
#4 - Im just not used to the touchpad lol  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2012 on FJ Items 0
User avatar #5 - lilnuggetbob (08/20/2012) [-]
no i have a mouse lol
#6 - You didnt have to roll to know that  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on Yup, another Pawn Stars comic +1
#7 - dkbarrett (08/19/2012) [-]
True ! That actually shocked me !
#2 - dammit, all that work for nothing lol  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on Yup, another Pawn Stars comic 0
#4 - anonymous (08/19/2012) [-]
All what work? Getting photos and putting WHITE TEXT ON THEM? You can't even read half of it you chimp.
#9 - ** ****************** rolled a random image poste…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2012 on Rankings of 'the... -4
#63 - ballsofpenis (08/19/2012) [-]
dude thats some wierd fapping material
and ive seen some shit
#10 - My senior year in high school i had 4 notebooks and a package … 08/19/2012 on School Supplies 0
#17 - ** ****************** rolls 5,992** 08/19/2012 on Oh, You 0
#33 - Mass effect 3 multiplayer, Vorcha ohgodwhy 08/18/2012 on Master Chief doesnt stand a... 0
#21 - Tell em what theyll get chum 9 dollars!!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2012 on Every episode of Pawn Stars +3
#27 - EnergizierAnon (08/15/2012) [-]
#18 - The censor made it funnier to me 08/15/2012 on The Little Mermaid -1
#17 - Comment deleted 08/15/2012 on The Little Mermaid 0
#287 - ** ****************** rolls 36** 08/14/2012 on Why do the gods of rolling... 0
#30 - welcome to the front page of funnyjunk for the next 3 days. 08/14/2012 on 5gum +2
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