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#31 - If i was the officer i would have my gun drawn because when t…  [+] (18 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Tumblr 0
#35 - thathorse (01/15/2014) [-]
you expect a 9MM or .40 S&W to stop a fully grown bear?
User avatar #65 - sketchE (01/15/2014) [-]
if a sharpened stick can do it i think the bullet can
User avatar #37 - fuckingtrolltastic (01/15/2014) [-]
also the cop should have a tazer, witch also could work.
User avatar #36 - fuckingtrolltastic (01/15/2014) [-]
no, but a most of the time one shot will scare it away, and maybe a couple well placed shots will stop it from charging you .
User avatar #38 - thathorse (01/15/2014) [-]
Your best bet is to back away slowly, firing at the bear will only anger it and make you a threat, which will make the bears priority eliminating the threat. Bears have tough skin good luck using a taser.
User avatar #39 - fuckingtrolltastic (01/15/2014) [-]
so your saying that people in Alaska shouldn't carry firearms when they are out in the woods and other places because firing a warning round would make the bears angry instead of running? lolol why do you think people carry firearms in areas with bears? its definitely not to anger the bears, its to scare the bears away from them. when a bear charges them they dont automatically shoot it , they fire a warning shot that is most likely to scare them away cuz backing away "slowly" when a bear is charging you isn't gonna help worth shit and only show that you are scared of it, witch making it want to kill you more. standing your ground and firing a warning shot is the best way to stop a bear from charging you.
User avatar #75 - leonhardt (01/15/2014) [-]
People in alaska have bigger guns than cops.
User avatar #41 - thathorse (01/15/2014) [-]
Dude relax, I never said any of that, but if it's a large enough caliber that would make the bear think "oh shit my body is in a lot of pain maybe I should back off" then by all means, but that's a completely different situation, they'll be better equipped for a bear. This a police officer which tend to carry either 9MM or .40S&W that is not something that would bring down a bear. Now we have a miscommunication here you're stating that the bear is already charging, I'm thinking that the bear has shown itself and is exerting it's presence in an attempt to get you step away from the cub.
User avatar #46 - viperish (01/15/2014) [-]
So basically what you're saying is that even if I gib the entire clip to its face it will still continue charging me and I stand no chance?
User avatar #48 - thathorse (01/15/2014) [-]
Mag* if a bear is charging at you good luck putting 15-17 rounds in it's face.
User avatar #52 - viperish (01/15/2014) [-]
One might just slow it down, depending on what it hits but I think 2 or 3 is enough stop the charge or atleast give you enough time to get more hits. I don't know how tough bears are. I honestly have no idea. But I can't imagine getting hit 5 times in the face and survive that.
User avatar #113 - fuckingtrolltastic (01/15/2014) [-]
a bears skull is to think and hard for a standard cops 9mm to pierce it, that is why i said a coupe well placed shots.
User avatar #53 - thathorse (01/15/2014) [-]
The thing is there's many factors to take into consideration, the speed at which it's charging, your adrenaline, your fear, your accuracy. but if you can land 5-6 clean shots to the face, then yea I think it'll stop.
User avatar #42 - fuckingtrolltastic (01/15/2014) [-]
im sorry but you have a misunderstanding of how moma bears act when you are that close to its cub, even when your 30 feet away a moma bear is highly threatened and will start charging. Im also not talking about killing the bear unless you heave to, you want to fire a warning shot, because of how loud a gun shot is will most likely scare it away and if it doesnt, the cop would have to place a couple well placed shots to take it down, it isnt impossible to kill a bear with a small caliber. but yes a higher caliber like a .357 would do the job in killing a bear.
User avatar #47 - thathorse (01/15/2014) [-]
Possibly 80-90% I've never come face to face with one as I've spent my entire life in the city so you might be correct.
User avatar #49 - fuckingtrolltastic (01/15/2014) [-]
ive watched a couple bear documentary's so thus is why i say these things to fire a warning shot, and not to run because it will provoke it to attack you even more.
User avatar #51 - thathorse (01/15/2014) [-]
Well I don't mean turn around and run, if there's one thing I've learned is never turn your back on an animal. I meant more along the lines of slowly walking backwards, and of course draw your firearm some protection is better than none.
User avatar #32 - fuckingtrolltastic (01/15/2014) [-]
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#32 - dude faggots, you cant get addicted to weed, its your own damn… 07/05/2013 on A blast from the past -1
#17 - you cant get addicted to weed. google it before you reply.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2013 on A blast from the past -9
#19 - anonymous (07/04/2013) [-]
A psychological addiction is still an addiction.
User avatar #32 - fuckingtrolltastic (07/05/2013) [-]
dude faggots, you cant get addicted to weed, its your own damn fault if you cant handle your weed. ive never been addicted in any way shape or form.
#25 - TheExpertT (07/04/2013) [-]
no its not! the addiction to pot is a mild addiction. people get more addicted to cigarettes and last i checked i didn't sell my couch to get weed and i've gone that last three days without any so i think there's a difference. also, i haven't tried to kill myself, i'm not massively sick with my organs aren't failing so i think there's a difference, trust me i've dealt with true addiction and weed isn't anything compared to hardcore drugs. please do us all a favor and do some research before you start talking shit. all it does is make you look stupid.
#22 - amuzen (07/04/2013) [-]
Eh that's the same as saying your addicted to the internet or addicted to chocolate, or sex. Behavioral addiction isn't like spend all your money and never find a job addiction and if it does become that then the problem isn't with what your addicted to and generally stems from something else like a lack of ambition/confidence.
#260 - dude, they kill people themselves, they kill innocent families… 07/01/2013 on Posted on The Wall -1
#76 - NO DUH, thats why i said "instead if turning against us&q… 07/01/2013 on Posted on The Wall -1
#71 - so you would put the army people back into the army because th…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Posted on The Wall -2
User avatar #149 - thebrownydestroyer (07/01/2013) [-]
"so you would put the army people back into the army because they pretty much are murderers too" sorry i didn't really understand that
User avatar #260 - fuckingtrolltastic (07/01/2013) [-]
dude, they kill people themselves, they kill innocent families every day all day long, they are murderers too.
#49 - He also became anorexic for the film too. 07/01/2013 on oh damn 0
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#54 - anonymous (06/30/2013) [-]
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#55 - i called you stupid because in this day and age im sure there … 06/28/2013 on murder -2
#13 - doesnt matter, the **** is bad for you no matter what.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2013 on (title) +1
User avatar #16 - cameronrecht (06/28/2013) [-]
I actually agree with you, I smoke myself but I'm trying to quit because it's pretty fucking bad for you
#21 - olicoooombs (06/28/2013) [-]
Don't use the nicotine patches or inhalers or anything. Because that's what gives you the addiction. Just go cold turkey. You'll probably be a massive cunt for about a week, but then it should be out of your system and you'll no longer crave it. I know this because this is how my sister quit.
User avatar #26 - cameronrecht (06/28/2013) [-]
Thanks man I appreciate the advice
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#34 - LOL you're stupid.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2013 on murder -10
#54 - hellomynameisgodsy (06/28/2013) [-]
Test subject?
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#318 - the feels. 06/28/2013 on Anon did good. -1
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#127 - HA to bad, fuk off cunt, umad m8? 06/27/2013 on Effect of Feminism 12 0
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