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Date Signed Up:12/18/2011
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#8 - hint: those claw restraints do more than protect your hands i…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/09/2014 on fuckallthelobsters's profile 0
#9 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
But what dat mouth do?

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#10 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
a true member of the lobster clan never tells its secrets.
#11 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
And the butter
#12 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
we've been over this. i'm a lobster, not a cat. no pussy round these parts.
#13 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
THEN HOW DO I FUCK THESE LOBSTERS!?
#14 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
with my big meaty claws cock, of course.
#15 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
My mind is so full of fuck.
#16 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
just like the lobster tank at your local supermarket.
#17 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
What have you done?......
#18 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
#19 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
I like you
#20 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
how exciting.
#21 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
Really wish it wasn't
#6 - am i not living proof of that?  [+] (15 new replies) 06/09/2014 on fuckallthelobsters's profile 0
#7 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
I must do more research on how to fuck these lobsters
#8 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
hint: those claw restraints do more than protect your hands if you know what i mean.
#9 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
But what dat mouth do?

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#10 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
a true member of the lobster clan never tells its secrets.
#11 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
And the butter
#12 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
we've been over this. i'm a lobster, not a cat. no pussy round these parts.
#13 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
THEN HOW DO I FUCK THESE LOBSTERS!?
#14 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
with my big meaty claws cock, of course.
#15 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
My mind is so full of fuck.
#16 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
just like the lobster tank at your local supermarket.
#17 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
What have you done?......
#18 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
#19 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
I like you
#20 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
how exciting.
#21 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
Really wish it wasn't
#4 - on the internet, no one knows that you're a cat lobster.  [+] (17 new replies) 06/08/2014 on fuckallthelobsters's profile 0
#5 - xredstar (06/08/2014) [-]
Well is it possible to fuck you cats lobsters?
#6 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
am i not living proof of that?
#7 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
I must do more research on how to fuck these lobsters
#8 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
hint: those claw restraints do more than protect your hands if you know what i mean.
#9 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
But what dat mouth do?

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#10 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
a true member of the lobster clan never tells its secrets.
#11 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
And the butter
#12 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
we've been over this. i'm a lobster, not a cat. no pussy round these parts.
#13 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
THEN HOW DO I FUCK THESE LOBSTERS!?
#14 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
with my big meaty claws cock, of course.
#15 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
My mind is so full of fuck.
#16 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
just like the lobster tank at your local supermarket.
#17 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
What have you done?......
#18 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
#19 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
I like you
#20 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
how exciting.
#21 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
Really wish it wasn't
#2 - how do you not ? they're just so hard to resist.  [+] (19 new replies) 06/08/2014 on fuckallthelobsters's profile 0
User avatar #3 - xredstar (06/08/2014) [-]
Then.....are you a lobster?
User avatar #4 - fuckallthelobsters (06/08/2014) [-]
on the internet, no one knows that you're a cat lobster.
#5 - xredstar (06/08/2014) [-]
Well is it possible to fuck you cats lobsters?
#6 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
am i not living proof of that?
#7 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
I must do more research on how to fuck these lobsters
#8 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
hint: those claw restraints do more than protect your hands if you know what i mean.
#9 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
But what dat mouth do?

Picture semi related
#10 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
a true member of the lobster clan never tells its secrets.
#11 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
And the butter
#12 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
we've been over this. i'm a lobster, not a cat. no pussy round these parts.
#13 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
THEN HOW DO I FUCK THESE LOBSTERS!?
#14 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
with my big meaty claws cock, of course.
#15 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
My mind is so full of fuck.
#16 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
just like the lobster tank at your local supermarket.
#17 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
What have you done?......
#18 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
#19 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
I like you
#20 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
how exciting.
#21 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
Really wish it wasn't
#173 - it's all good. thank you for clarifying. 06/07/2014 on B-but muh feminism 0
#135 - well i'm sure she would like that very much. i haven't really …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2014 on Sexual Encounters +1
User avatar #165 - leown (06/07/2014) [-]
you have odd relationships i can say that much.
#464 - ahem. 06/07/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 3 +2
#81 - story time ************* >be me, female …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Sexual Encounters +34
#181 - acivcrusader (06/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #132 - skypatrol (06/07/2014) [-]
pepsi
User avatar #135 - fuckallthelobsters (06/07/2014) [-]
well i'm sure she would like that very much. i haven't really spoken to her since, but last i heard, she was trying to give herself a miscarriage by drinking orange juice. she's kind of fucking stupid.
User avatar #165 - leown (06/07/2014) [-]
you have odd relationships i can say that much.
User avatar #92 - bigfootluke (06/07/2014) [-]
WHAT
#105 - actually, it's a bit of both. can we just accept that everyone… 06/06/2014 on B-but muh feminism +3
#104 - there's a difference between girls and bitches. just saying.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2014 on B-but muh feminism +1
User avatar #171 - littleliz (06/07/2014) [-]
the reason i use girls is, im 22 im technically a women now and women who act like that are the same comparison to men and boys. i use girls as in they arnt mature enough to be called women. sorry for not saying that
User avatar #173 - fuckallthelobsters (06/07/2014) [-]
it's all good. thank you for clarifying.
#172 - you should post it anyway. 06/06/2014 on DIY Satan Summoning +1
#9 - i'm cringing more at the fact that someone took a picture of t…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on So I heard you like cringe... +75
User avatar #67 - SteyrAUG (06/07/2014) [-]
I'm cringing that he still uses a CRT monitor...
#33 - ah. thanks, man. 06/06/2014 on Tumblr & Boys 0
#31 - hm. i don't know how i would expect that to be, but thank you … 06/06/2014 on Tumblr & Boys 0
#26 - also related to dicks: what is a boner like?  [+] (9 new replies) 06/06/2014 on Tumblr & Boys +3
User avatar #45 - tsoper (06/06/2014) [-]
like having a third arm
#35 - roflstorm (06/06/2014) [-]
When a dick is soft, it's like having whatever
< this.
I called in a loose fitting pain of underwear. Loss enough so you don't feel it too much, but not too loose as to have it fall out.
When a dick gets hard, it's like having
< This.
In a pair of tight underwear.
It's just crammed up and very little room.

Aside from that, how it would actually feel to have a boner, it would feel like to have something like, an inch long, in your vaj that, every so often, will get warm, grow slightly and vibrate very, very lightly
#44 - tsoper has deleted their comment.
#41 - runapuff (06/06/2014) [-]
"it would feel like to have something... in your vaj that, every so often, will get warm, grow slightly and vibrate very, very lightly"

That sounds highly appealing.
User avatar #42 - roflstorm (06/06/2014) [-]
You also get no pleasure out of it until you actually start playing with it.
So it's just a nuisance
User avatar #32 - axeul (06/06/2014) [-]
You're not always so aware of your dick being there when it is soft. You know, it is like any other part of your body. It is there but you don't think about it. When you start to get a boner, you become VERY aware of your dick and can feel it pretty well/becomes more sensitive.
User avatar #33 - fuckallthelobsters (06/06/2014) [-]
ah. thanks, man.
User avatar #30 - wolfypolli (06/06/2014) [-]
Sometimes it's just like "huh.. there's a thing protruding out from me.. That's kind of silly."
Overall, it's pretty much just how you'd expect having an extra protrusion to be.
User avatar #31 - fuckallthelobsters (06/06/2014) [-]
hm. i don't know how i would expect that to be, but thank you for your candidness.
#43 - Picture 06/06/2014 on So I heard you like cringe... +3
#71 - i actually didn't get the joke and thought the same thi… 06/05/2014 on Found anime in my porn +2
#65 - well it depends on the district. for example, i live right in … 06/05/2014 on Black science man at it again 0
#9 - ta-da.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on not sure if NSFW, but it... +5
User avatar #28 - slendermanscout (06/04/2014) [-]
For some reason this is more satisfying.
#100 - it's like your username added an extra level of burn to your comment. 06/04/2014 on (untitled) +1
#2013 - this has certainly escalated quickly. 06/04/2014 on Cute girls, post your... +2
#1982 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Cute girls, post your... 0
#1992 - sikkvikk (06/04/2014) [-]
My response.
#2013 - fuckallthelobsters (06/04/2014) [-]
this has certainly escalated quickly.
#1915 - c;  [+] (4 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Cute girls, post your... 0
#1969 - sikkvikk (06/04/2014) [-]
NOW?
#1982 - fuckallthelobsters (06/04/2014) [-]
#1992 - sikkvikk (06/04/2014) [-]
My response.
#2013 - fuckallthelobsters (06/04/2014) [-]
this has certainly escalated quickly.
#1887 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 06/04/2014 on Cute girls, post your... 0
#1896 - sikkvikk (06/04/2014) [-]
what bout now?
#1915 - fuckallthelobsters (06/04/2014) [-]
c;
#1969 - sikkvikk (06/04/2014) [-]
NOW?
#1982 - fuckallthelobsters (06/04/2014) [-]
#1992 - sikkvikk (06/04/2014) [-]
My response.
#2013 - fuckallthelobsters (06/04/2014) [-]
this has certainly escalated quickly.
#1559 - i don't know how to respond to that.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on Cute girls, post your... 0
User avatar #3010 - catburglarpenis (06/04/2014) [-]
I don't know how to dance. Looks like we're both screwed.

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#27 - xredstar (08/07/2014) [-]
Ay yo girl lemme get yo numbah
Ay yo girl lemme get yo numbah
#28 to #27 - fuckallthelobsters (08/09/2014) [-]
my phone's never on, so snapchat's probably better.
my phone's never on, so snapchat's probably better.
#29 to #28 - xredstar (08/09/2014) [-]
Snapchat is a glorious thing. I'll message you.
User avatar #22 - gugek (06/13/2014) [-]
Hey! i hope you have a great day miss lobsters.
User avatar #23 to #22 - fuckallthelobsters (06/13/2014) [-]
well you too, fellow georgian.
User avatar #1 - xredstar (06/08/2014) [-]
I.....so...I.....I just.....

How exactly do you **** ALL the lobsters?.......
User avatar #2 to #1 - fuckallthelobsters (06/08/2014) [-]
how do you not? they're just so hard to resist.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xredstar (06/08/2014) [-]
Then.....are you a lobster?
User avatar #4 to #3 - fuckallthelobsters (06/08/2014) [-]
on the internet, no one knows that you're a cat lobster.
#5 to #4 - xredstar (06/08/2014) [-]
Well is it possible to 						****					 you cats lobsters?
Well is it possible to **** you cats lobsters?
#6 to #5 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
am i not living proof of that?
#7 to #6 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
I must do more research on how to **** these lobsters
#8 to #7 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
hint: those claw restraints do more than protect your hands if you know what i mean.
#9 to #8 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
But what dat mouth do?

Picture semi related
#10 to #9 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
a true member of the lobster clan never tells its secrets.
#11 to #10 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
And the butter
And the butter
#12 to #11 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
we've been over this. i'm a lobster, not a cat. no pussy round these parts.
we've been over this. i'm a lobster, not a cat. no pussy round these parts.
#13 to #12 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
THEN HOW DO I **** THESE LOBSTERS!?
#14 to #13 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
with my big meaty claws cock, of course.
with my big meaty claws cock, of course.
#15 to #14 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
My mind is so full of **** .
#16 to #15 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
just like the lobster tank at your local supermarket.
just like the lobster tank at your local supermarket.
#17 to #16 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
What have you done?......
#19 to #18 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
I like you
#21 to #20 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
Really wish it wasn't
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