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Video Games Played: LoZ Windwaker, Resident Evil 4, Silent Hill 3, Metal Gear Solid, & LoZ: Twilight Princess
Interests: Ben Folds
Date Signed Up:12/18/2011
Last Login:12/07/2014
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#227 - If it makes you feel any better, I totally feel you on this. I… 12/06/2014 on Man made leaf -2
#274 - just wondering, how old are you? pic unrelated, ofc.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2014 on Useful websites 0
User avatar #295 - winddemon (12/02/2014) [-]
I am 19
#33 - I think it just depends on the girl. My boyfriend told me once…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Women have no sense of humor +16
#39 - muffindemon (09/29/2014) [-]
"though technically it isn't seedless"
User avatar #42 - captainsweden (09/29/2014) [-]
Man Nicolas cage is a really bad actor
User avatar #43 - muffindemon (09/29/2014) [-]
I simply posted a laughing gif. problem?
#44 - captainsweden (09/29/2014) [-]
Then you should post another laughing gif because nicks laugh just seem so forced to me.

Here is a legit laughter
#36 - Picture 08/23/2014 on i lold +26
#35 - i remember once, my friend and i were trying to remember the n… 08/10/2014 on Robots +11
#97 - sauce? 08/10/2014 on anon gets a degree 0
#93 - how could you hate chalk zone?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2014 on I heard FJ likes the Classics +1
User avatar #94 - supercookieduster (08/10/2014) [-]
just never got into it I guess
#28 - my phone's never on, so snapchat's probably better.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2014 on fuckallthelobsters's profile 0
#29 - xredstar (08/09/2014) [-]
Snapchat is a glorious thing. I'll message you.
#163 - do you have a blank version of that?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on Thoughts on FJ's community? 0
#165 - clannadqs (07/31/2014) [-]
#205 - it's his newest japanese lesson video. 07/28/2014 on If CO2 emissions were visible +1
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#27 - xredstar (08/07/2014) [-]
Ay yo girl lemme get yo numbah
Ay yo girl lemme get yo numbah
#28 to #27 - fuckallthelobsters (08/09/2014) [-]
my phone's never on, so snapchat's probably better.
my phone's never on, so snapchat's probably better.
#29 to #28 - xredstar (08/09/2014) [-]
Snapchat is a glorious thing. I'll message you.
User avatar #25 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #22 - gugek (06/13/2014) [-]
Hey! i hope you have a great day miss lobsters.
User avatar #23 to #22 - fuckallthelobsters (06/13/2014) [-]
well you too, fellow georgian.
User avatar #1 - xredstar (06/08/2014) [-]
I.....so...I.....I just.....

How exactly do you **** ALL the lobsters?.......
User avatar #2 to #1 - fuckallthelobsters (06/08/2014) [-]
how do you not? they're just so hard to resist.
User avatar #3 to #2 - xredstar (06/08/2014) [-]
Then.....are you a lobster?
User avatar #4 to #3 - fuckallthelobsters (06/08/2014) [-]
on the internet, no one knows that you're a cat lobster.
#5 to #4 - xredstar (06/08/2014) [-]
Well is it possible to 						****					 you cats lobsters?
Well is it possible to **** you cats lobsters?
#6 to #5 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
am i not living proof of that?
#7 to #6 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
I must do more research on how to **** these lobsters
#8 to #7 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
hint: those claw restraints do more than protect your hands if you know what i mean.
#9 to #8 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
But what dat mouth do?

Picture semi related
#10 to #9 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
a true member of the lobster clan never tells its secrets.
#11 to #10 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
And the butter
And the butter
#12 to #11 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
we've been over this. i'm a lobster, not a cat. no pussy round these parts.
we've been over this. i'm a lobster, not a cat. no pussy round these parts.
#13 to #12 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
THEN HOW DO I **** THESE LOBSTERS!?
#14 to #13 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
with my big meaty claws cock, of course.
with my big meaty claws cock, of course.
#15 to #14 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
My mind is so full of **** .
#16 to #15 - fuckallthelobsters (06/09/2014) [-]
just like the lobster tank at your local supermarket.
just like the lobster tank at your local supermarket.
#17 to #16 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
What have you done?......
#19 to #18 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
I like you
#21 to #20 - xredstar (06/09/2014) [-]
Really wish it wasn't
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