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    Creepy rocks Creepy rocks
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    Disturbing shoe art Disturbing shoe art
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    what it means what it means
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    I'ma eat you I'ma eat you
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    Common sense or lack thereof. Common sense or lack thereof.
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    not my job not my job
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    Roulette (creepypasta) Roulette (creepypasta)
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    The Face Shop The Face Shop
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    The Colors of Evil The Colors of Evil
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    Smile (give it a chance) Smile (give it a chance)
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    Rabies Rabies
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    make music with balloons make music with balloons
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    feeling fit feeling fit
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    yawns yawns
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    Otter exasperation Otter exasperation

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I was trying to make a joke
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#33 - To my understanding the main problems with them are; they leav…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2014 on Face Wipes 0
User avatar #34 - lordmaddie (01/15/2014) [-]
Do you really want to slough off dead skin, though? It's an important protective barrier. Also, isn't literally everything everywhere always covered in bacteria? I've never understood the fearmongering over them. In fact, I'm pretty sure there's bacteria on your face that are important, that fight off stuff.
User avatar #35 - fuckaduck (01/15/2014) [-]
There's many different kinds of bacteria, usually the stuff on your hands and bathroom surfaces isn't great to have on your face. You do want to remove most of the dead skin cells, excess sebum and any excess keratin sitting on the skins surface. In general washing your face is better than wiping it, but as I said if it works for you...
#23 - Face wipes are bad for your skin pretty much always. Babywipes…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Face Wipes 0
User avatar #24 - lordmaddie (01/14/2014) [-]
How so? Mine have never done me wrong, and my face has improved greatly since I started using them.
#33 - fuckaduck (01/15/2014) [-]
To my understanding the main problems with them are; they leave chemical residue from the cleansers and also the preservatives from the packaging on the skin along with a smear of dirt / makeup because there's no rinsing, it doesn't slough off dead skin effectively and they've a breeding ground for bacteria (even sealed before purchase on shelves for months, and then in an opened packet sitting around your bathroom absorbing whatevers floating around). Also they tend to encourage you to rub at your face aggressively to get an effective result. But damn, if they work for you it's your face!
User avatar #34 - lordmaddie (01/15/2014) [-]
Do you really want to slough off dead skin, though? It's an important protective barrier. Also, isn't literally everything everywhere always covered in bacteria? I've never understood the fearmongering over them. In fact, I'm pretty sure there's bacteria on your face that are important, that fight off stuff.
User avatar #35 - fuckaduck (01/15/2014) [-]
There's many different kinds of bacteria, usually the stuff on your hands and bathroom surfaces isn't great to have on your face. You do want to remove most of the dead skin cells, excess sebum and any excess keratin sitting on the skins surface. In general washing your face is better than wiping it, but as I said if it works for you...
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User avatar #2 - ihearcolors ONLINE (01/16/2014) [-]
I just have to ask is your name because of a Roosterteeth reference!
User avatar #1 - PubliusRex (08/21/2009) [-]
Thanks for the word on Oz bar. Left a comment on the pic page but dont know if you'll see it. Edinburgh's where the family namesake came from 220 years ago, so I guess I'd better get my lazy Yank butt over there soon like I've been saying for 20 years . . . thanks and cheers!
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