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Date Signed Up:10/13/2011
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#254 - I was laughing quite hard and feeling better about myself unti… 11/10/2012 on it doesn't get any more... 0
#276 - same here bro although I don't consider myself good looking, j… 11/10/2012 on story of my life 0
#45 - they look like they are dancing. someone add a salsa band in … 11/06/2012 on Hurdleless hurdles 0
#240 - Or maybe its instinctual? 10/24/2012 on Hakuna My Tatas +1
#45 - Morally I feel like the first guy, but logically I feel like y… 10/21/2012 on wut +3
#477 - May I have your wallpaper please? 10/19/2012 on Your major 0
#180 - **ftsfts rolled a random image posted in comment #541903 at… 10/10/2012 on I shall give only one fuck. 0
#123 - this is not true, Capsaicin induces a feeling of burning and i…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/05/2012 on Worth the read -2
#141 - kingpongthedon (10/05/2012) [-]
While the capsaicin itself doesn't actually burn, the body's response to the affected area is typically to dissociate it from the rest of the body (blistering). This is especially true for soft tissue, which is why pepper spray can be fatal if inhaled. Considering the anus is soft tissue, I'd say it's very possible.
User avatar #130 - astickywhale (10/05/2012) [-]
except for the fact that the ghost chili contains soo much of it, it can actually kill a man. rethink that, too much of anything can hurt or kill.
#129 - N. Korean citizen (10/05/2012) [-]
Depending on the concentration, it can cause blistering and extreme tenderness, as well as burning. This story is very possible, if not true.
#41 - In modern terms yes, but originally an atheist was somebody wi… 10/04/2012 on Atheists And Theists +1
#109 - I've never seen Doctor Who but I want to I just don't know if …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/04/2012 on Good Guy Doctor 0
User avatar #111 - anomsssssss (10/04/2012) [-]
its ok if you start at the 2005 series at season 1
tho you might wanna check some lore first
User avatar #110 - shikurukato (10/04/2012) [-]
It'd be fine to start at the reboot 2000 decade one, it pretty much explains most all of it; but if you're a stickler for details to the T then you'd need to get started in the 1960s
#92 - I was referring to the people outside of fj.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/02/2012 on Daddy of the Year! -4
#107 - N. Korean citizen (10/02/2012) [-]
Not sure why you were thumbed down, but I read related articles and saw a lot of mad comments, some so mad I couldn't even tell if they were joking or being serious...
#86 - Googled the article of this and I've decided this is the epito…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/02/2012 on Daddy of the Year! -6
User avatar #91 - Warcom (10/02/2012) [-]
no sense of humor
User avatar #89 - herecomesjohnny (10/02/2012) [-]
everyone here knows it's a joke.
#92 - ftsfts (10/02/2012) [-]
I was referring to the people outside of fj.
#107 - N. Korean citizen (10/02/2012) [-]
Not sure why you were thumbed down, but I read related articles and saw a lot of mad comments, some so mad I couldn't even tell if they were joking or being serious...
#209 - Was about to comment the second part 09/27/2012 on Freedom on the internet 0
#144 - this is what i saw 09/27/2012 on Whiskey 0
#58 - no 09/22/2012 on Josh 0
#207 - There are some nice people, but yea majority can fuck off lol 08/29/2012 on YouTube Comments- HEYYEY 0
#135 - Well my good sir, while the majority of people are mature enou…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2012 on YouTube Comments- HEYYEY 0
User avatar #154 - jsereturns (08/27/2012) [-]
Man I hate the people in utah
#207 - ftsfts (08/29/2012) [-]
There are some nice people, but yea majority can fuck off lol
#857 - Crack is a crystallized form of cocaine that is smoked why pla… 08/27/2012 on Alternative Art Part 3 0
#44 - depends what you want a girlfriend for, If your actually looki… 08/23/2012 on Yay +1
#606 - yeap because if I remember correctly the genes for color are o… 08/15/2012 on Coolest cat ever, in my... 0
#186 - GGG who upload so the rest of the world can get it. 08/14/2012 on Receipt I found in roomates... +1
#246 - that is either a female cat or more uncommonly a sterile male.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2012 on Coolest cat ever, in my... 0
User avatar #292 - KelsO (08/14/2012) [-]
I don't know why someone thumbed you down. 99% of the time calico cats are females.
#606 - ftsfts (08/15/2012) [-]
yeap because if I remember correctly the genes for color are on the x chromosomes and each x chromosome can only contain up to two colors thereby requiring the cat to have xx or xxy sex chromosomes in order to have three colors. The xxy is uncommon and is a sterile male.
#72 - The awkward moment when the condom doesn't break and he's still born. 08/13/2012 on bad luck brian.... 0
#97 - Thats cuz Christopher Nolan did just kind of throw it together… 08/11/2012 on Bane Master of friendzone 0
#408 - I agree with you man, however, you wouldn't feel regret at th… 08/11/2012 on Zombie Prophet 0
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User avatar #1 - whomadewho ONLINE (03/20/2012) [-]
hello
#2 to #1 - ftsfts (03/20/2012) [-]
hello to you too.
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