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#84 - I'm from the country so my perspective is very different when … 10 hours ago on Ireland calls out Mexico 0
#51 - well maybe i arent such smart 07/28/2016 on Forever 21's layout is a... 0
#5 - I mean... It's pretty bad. Gothenburg does not look like a eur…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/28/2016 on Ireland calls out Mexico +2
#63 - khaaan (07/29/2016) [-]
What the fuck kind of city do you live in?
I've lived in Göteborg for almost all of my life and I can honestly say it's my favourite place in the world. Great entertainment, great people and great culture. If Göteborg doesn't look like and European city then I don't fucking know what does, go back living in the 15th century or something and see if you find your "real" European cities there. Places like Angered or Bergsjön are not terribly nice obviously, but even they aren't that bad as they are said to be. I'm as willing as anyone to fix our stupid immigration problem but don't go spouting bullshit.
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#84 - frutus (10 hours ago) [-]
I'm from the country so my perspective is very different when it comes to multiculturalism.
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#9 - gabemczombie (07/28/2016) [-]
I like how gothenburg has this abundance of crimes but people still freak out over every little crime in Malmö.
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#33 - enlightednatzie (07/28/2016) [-]
Lol i was walking past a jewelry shop in göteborg and an hour later i could see on the news that it got robbed by people with automatic rifles 'n shit. Another time i was riding a tram in some part of the city (can not remember which one, maybe bellevue) and some dude was shot to death there lol.

I can slowly watch the mexicanisation of this country and its quite marvoulous indeed because the politicians is like ''dude, we gotta just accept these straight out murders and robbings in the open streets otherwise you're like, a racist man''. I also like how the old folks still believes that sweden is the safest country in the world and other countries are still trying to achieve what we have, like they supposedly did in the 70's you know with the whole ''swedish model'' thing.
#52 - anon (07/28/2016) [-]
I need sources on any of your bullshit right fucking now
#44 - Maybe it would make me try to get smarter. I don't know, I'm a…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/28/2016 on Forever 21's layout is a... 0
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#50 - hockeycrazysteve (07/28/2016) [-]
I was using that as an example. im sure you knew that.
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#51 - frutus (07/28/2016) [-]
well maybe i arent such smart
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#41 - Fat people should always be reminded that they are indeed unhe…  [+] (61 new replies) 07/28/2016 on Forever 21's layout is a... +5
#68 - sithjedipiratninja (07/28/2016) [-]
**sithjedipiratninja used "*roll picture*"**
**sithjedipiratninja rolled image** What if they had that virus that makes you fat? I bet you'd feel pretty sorry then.... sheeee
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#43 - hockeycrazysteve (07/28/2016) [-]
How would you like it if i sat here and constantly reminded you that you're retarded and you should try to get smarter. Its not up to you to tell people they are gonna die because of what they eat
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#91 - aquaekk (07/28/2016) [-]
this analogy is dumb because it's the same thing

if I'm retarded I need to be told I'm retarded so I know I should get smarter
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#119 - hockeycrazysteve (07/28/2016) [-]
My friend knows hes dyslexic, so does my mum. the difference is my friend is a complete retard. my friend also knows he is a retard. I have told him COUNTLESS times that if he has a question just google it for example, he asked me if zombies in the walking dead tv show where actors or "not really there" which he meant computer generated he will go days with some random ass question on his mind, and doesnt think to google it, instead he just askes people. he also considers himself good with computers. You tell me what i need to "tell" him to get it through, or do you think i should just let him keep being stupid?
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#131 - aquaekk (07/28/2016) [-]
Asking from a source is better than google because if you have follow up or very specific questions they can be answered from the source. Googling doesn't always produce the specific results you need.
#133 - hockeycrazysteve (07/28/2016) [-]
just stop dude. you seem to be arguing for the sake of arguing.
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#137 - aquaekk (07/28/2016) [-]
You're dumb, you tried to make a point against the original post and when you got called out on you do this stupid shit.

Honestly...
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#138 - hockeycrazysteve (07/28/2016) [-]
You're the idiot arguing over the anology, i havent got time for you dickhead, you dont want to help people you want to call em fat and expect them to help themselfs. i dont have time for you im sorry but you dont even want to argue the premise you just wanna sit there and argue. fuck off.
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#140 - aquaekk (07/28/2016) [-]
You're making baseless accusations on what my ideals on the situation is. You're just assuming all these things because you got called out.
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#143 - hockeycrazysteve (07/29/2016) [-]
But keep replying that will prove me wrong. im sure youve got all night to argue
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#145 - aquaekk (07/29/2016) [-]
>144

well would you fucking look at that
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#148 - aquaekk (07/29/2016) [-]
nice meme

your opinion's shit
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#149 - hockeycrazysteve (07/29/2016) [-]
Atleast i have an opinion, im sure you'll develop one on the subject one day, then you can argue with me about the subject. wouldn't that be something?
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#146 - aquaekk (07/29/2016) [-]
>>#144

sorry
#142 - hockeycrazysteve (07/29/2016) [-]
i didnt get called out on shit, if my comment doesnt describe you then congrats, i didnt read your other comments, like isaid, time mate, you're wasting it.
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#144 - aquaekk (07/29/2016) [-]
I've got all the time in the world to waste, and I love wasting it telling people how dumb they are.
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#62 - shamblerdk (07/28/2016) [-]
When they become so fat they become a problem for society, I will damn well constantly remind them until they show will to change their ways.
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#120 - hockeycrazysteve (07/28/2016) [-]
Why dont you slap the burgers from their hands and take the keys from their mobility scooter, then they'll 100% change until you out of their line of sight IF you do nothing else, read this. You cant change someone, only help THEM change themselfs. no amount of telling someone they're fat will make THEM WANT TO CHANGE. Telling them facts will not help them, they already dont believe their fat is a problem. i know how to convince people to lose weight, and facts do not help.
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#121 - shamblerdk (07/28/2016) [-]
What helps then? Because whatever helps, noone seems to be doing that. Obesity is just getting worse worldwide.
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#124 - hockeycrazysteve (07/28/2016) [-]
No one? Do you really want to know what helps? like you do want to learn what really helps people with weight problems? hobbies. its that simple you find one thing they like doing or watching then you get them to do it. i had 1 friend who liked a tv show
called wheeler dealers. convinced him to get into mechanics, now hes built like a brick shit house, hes still on the overweight side, but hes far from unhealthy.
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#126 - shamblerdk (07/28/2016) [-]
If it was that simple, I don't think obesity would be a growing problem.
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#129 - hockeycrazysteve (07/28/2016) [-]
If you are on your feet all day, you're gonna burn alot of calories. you could eat whatever you wanted if you burnt the calories off. and you often forget to eat when you're mind is occupied
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#130 - shamblerdk (07/28/2016) [-]
I agree. But the problem is getting overweight people on their feet and That, I contend, is no simple task.
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#134 - hockeycrazysteve (07/28/2016) [-]
Well atleast we can agree on that aswell
#55 - sternminator (07/28/2016) [-]
those are called grades
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#67 - hockeycrazysteve (07/28/2016) [-]
Given to you by teachers, not retards on the internet. You have to go through education before you can judge people on their health or knowledge, You also have to go for the test yourself, if you dont show up for the test, you fail, is that a representation of your intellect? Im sure you'll say yes to that with some convoluted example of how you should be been smarter and showed up. THAT ISNT what im getting at.
#114 - sternminator (07/28/2016) [-]
OK, if you want to be picky, then there's always peer review grades for group projects. I would say group members are just as bad as retards on the internet. Or we could just use the example of people in easy majors getting judged. As for "going through an education" before judging people. I agree, but the education required to recognize that being fat isn't healthy is an education that can be gained in 5 minutes. It's like knowing that more muscles make you stronger, you don't need a doctorate.

Are you talking about literal retardation/stupidity as in low IQ (disregarding your opinion on how accurate IQ is for measuring uninfluenced intelligence)? If so, a low IQ is something that cant be changed. Being fat is. That's not a good comparison.

What kind of analogy fits with "not showing up to a test". The unwillingness to get weighed? Either way, if is a choice that you have made while knowing the possible outcome (EX: being fat, smoking, sucking gigantic black cock, not studying, farting in an elevator, investing all your money in penny stocks) then you deserve to be called out on your bad decision.
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#122 - hockeycrazysteve (07/28/2016) [-]
OK.
how to help a fat person who wants help : physical education required
how to help a fat person who doesnt want help: psychology education required
But you dont want to help a fat person do you? you and everyone else here seems to want to tell people they are fat, and thinks that will make them stop being fat. that isnt helping and you know that full fucking well. But sure tell me more about how they're eating to much and how that effects you and your life from their poor decisions.
#123 - sternminator (07/28/2016) [-]
yes, I like making fun of fat people just as much as I like making fun of stupid people and I will defend my right to do so. I don't try to disguise it as me trying to help them. I tell people who are bad at video games to "git gud", but I don't actually have a personal problem with them, nor do I expect (or even want) them to get better just because I said git gud. What is your point?

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#125 - hockeycrazysteve (07/28/2016) [-]
If you aren't part of a solution, you're part of the problem.
#127 - sternminator (07/28/2016) [-]
What is that supposed to mean? It's my fault people are fat? What is the problem? People being made fun of for bad decisions? What is the solution? Censor opinions?
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#132 - hockeycrazysteve (07/28/2016) [-]
nice sarcasm, you even asked for the solution like you really wanted it, when infact you'd rather not try to help them, you'd rather call it how you see it and walk away from the situation, how are you helping? dont you know that making fun of people knocks their confidence? the same confidence they will need if they're ever going to fix the problem. ima try make it REALLLLLY simple for you. if you tell a stranger they're fat. they dont like you.they know they're fat dipshit, they have to pay more for clothes, they cant buy at normal stores. shoes dont fit them in normal sizes. THEY FUCKING KNOW
#150 - sternminator (07/29/2016) [-]
sarcastic answers, but not sarcastic questions. What is the problem? What is the solution? I'll clarify by stating that I dont care about the solution because im not going to help random fatties out. I just wonder how you think you can create the perfect world.

You dont see people defending smokers. People cough purposely around smokers and make it really obvious. I would love to live in a world where I could oink every time i saw a fatty taking up two seats and not get glared at.

If they know and don't fix it, its their problem, not mine.
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#152 - hockeycrazysteve (07/29/2016) [-]
and sure ill make a perfect world for everyone, thats exactly what im getting at. GJ
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#151 - hockeycrazysteve (07/29/2016) [-]
I dont take the time to educate people who don't care, you'll find me giving an answer to that in this thread. also people who smoke have a very easy way of fixing that problem, getting rid of fat isnt as easy as not smoking, they both take willpower yes. but 1 takes much more work. im sure you can guess which.
#153 - sternminator (07/29/2016) [-]
You make the case that it is a lot easier to quit smoking, but its also a lot easier to start smoking. It takes a long time to get fat.

People who to stop trying to fix their weight after they are insulted are way to soft. When someone insults me for something I am trying to fix, I try harder.

Once again, none of that is what im getting at here. I'm just saying that making fun of fat people is fair game. It may help them more than it hurts (hard skinned people), it may hurt them more than it helps (soft skinned). I don't really care.

Of all the activism that exists in the world, why did you choose to help a group of people that put themselves in such a situation? Your efforts would be more successful (and more appreciated) doing the exact opposite and helping starving people.
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#155 - hockeycrazysteve (07/29/2016) [-]
you make it sound as if im on street corners with a megaphone. dude i work as a fitness trainer, obviously im going to stick up for fat people. not because they are my clients, because they are my friends. i listen to them i know how they got in that situation. do you think it all happens from one day deciding you dont give a shit? just like smoking, there is lots of ways to get into it. sometimes you are fat from young, its all you know its how you were raised. sometimes people lose their wife, and start comfort eating better than doing drugs or gambling. . Do you understand now why i believe that you should stop judging the book by the cover?
#157 - sternminator (07/29/2016) [-]
just like smoking, exactly, its a choice, it can be made fun of. Not everyone who has a relative die gets fat or smokes or does crack, etc... All that I am saying is that being fat is not an exemption from being made fun of.

As a fitness trainer you probably see the better end of the spectrum of fat people, much like a quit-smoking meeting sees those who WANT to improve themselves. I would never make fun of a fat person in a gym (for being fat, I would laugh at one for other reasons). You act like I hate fat people. I don't hate them, I'm just indifferent.

This content is laughing at a (probably fake) fat person, who denies their fatness is their own fault. If anything it laughing at stupidity not fat people.
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#159 - hockeycrazysteve (07/29/2016) [-]
and i had no problem with the content, just the comment saying that they should be constantly reminded of their problem.
#161 - sternminator (07/29/2016) [-]
In the context of the content, I took the comment to mean " fat people should always be reminded of their problem when they act like it doesn't exist/isnt their fault" or "fat people should always be reminded of their problem by doctors" ( the two situations in the content). Do you not agree with those two statements? I would agree that its pretty ridiculous to go remind random people that they are fat, but if they bring the discussion up, it's on them.
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#162 - hockeycrazysteve (07/29/2016) [-]
10 hours later i finally get it. gonna have to agree with you on those two statements.
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#158 - hockeycrazysteve (07/29/2016) [-]
Well thats where you and i differ then. i dont make fun of any smoker, i will help them if i can. and its the same with fat people. i see a stranger in the street i dont walk up to her and tell her she has a problem, or mutter it under my breathe, id sooner tell her i can help her, but thats not my place, ill wait until she decides shes ready and seeks the help she needs, or does it on her own. or he but id like to think of myself as indifferent. if someone doesnt want my help thats they're choice
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#160 - hockeycrazysteve (07/29/2016) [-]
their*** ok im going sleep
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#156 - hockeycrazysteve (07/29/2016) [-]
***lose their wife/husband or mother/father
#154 - sternminator (07/29/2016) [-]
*too soft
#46 - brokentail (07/28/2016) [-]
It can't hurt.

Well, it can't hurt anyone... useful? It's harsh, I know.

But I mean, remind people they're being unhealthy. They'll become one of two groups; those who try because of it, or ignore the warning. The ones who ignore, well, when they die young, they don't die any earlier than they would have.

But the ones that try get to live longer, run faster, jump higher, throw things on the ground maybe a birthday cake? .I dunno. I've been wrong before. Where is the downside?
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#48 - hockeycrazysteve (07/28/2016) [-]
People who dont know that being fat is a problem are the ones that need telling, but those people dont exsist. you have people who know but choose to be fat anyway. people who know how to fix their problem but cant be bothered. and people who make excuses and put in no effort because they think they are genetically special. NONE of those 3 catagories need to be told they are fat and need to do something about it, if anything it will have a negative impact.
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#49 - brokentail (07/28/2016) [-]
What's the negative impact? I can't see one.

Not trying to be argumentative.
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#53 - hockeycrazysteve (07/28/2016) [-]
Ill tell you how you would feel incase you need me to. you will feel angry.
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#52 - hockeycrazysteve (07/28/2016) [-]
demotivation, feeling like they've made no progress in the time theyve been trying because they are still being refered to as fat.
Anger. you will defo make someone angry if you are the 2000th person to tell them they need to lose weight, they know that, you know that. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. and god damn it pisses me off and i weight 112. use some common sense. if i kept telling YOU that YOUR CHILD has AUTISM and will need special help throughout schooling. eventhough YOU were already AWARE, and were already TRYING to get your child HELP. How would that make you feel?
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#63 - shamblerdk (07/28/2016) [-]
Autism can't be cured. His child wouldn't have chosen to have autism. Fat people are choosing to be fat.
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#66 - hockeycrazysteve (07/28/2016) [-]
It can be managed. you really arent understanding, how is it that i can give you a near perfect analogy yet you just wanna find faults in that and not the premise. like seriously dude use your brain.
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#54 - brokentail (07/28/2016) [-]
So, it would inflict... Annoyance?

If I could infuriate 100 people to save one person's life, I would.
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#56 - hockeycrazysteve (07/28/2016) [-]
You aren't going to save peoples life by telling them they are fat, how do you not understand fat people know they are fat. they know its a problem and they don't care OR they are trying and you arent helping.
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#57 - brokentail (07/28/2016) [-]
... Have you... do you not know of the... monolithic denial some fat people are in? Like, there are...

... I'll let it go for now.

Just to snap the ones who are in denial, out of it. That's my point.
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#58 - hockeycrazysteve (07/28/2016) [-]
My point is that the denial ones dont care, or wont listen or whatever. but yeah we can just agree to disagree
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#59 - brokentail (07/28/2016) [-]
No, it looks like we actually both agree, just i was fighting because I misperceived you as disagreeing.

We cool. Well struck.
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#44 - frutus (07/28/2016) [-]
Maybe it would make me try to get smarter. I don't know, I'm actually quite smart.
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#50 - hockeycrazysteve (07/28/2016) [-]
I was using that as an example. im sure you knew that.
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#51 - frutus (07/28/2016) [-]
well maybe i arent such smart
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#129 - iamchicken (07/28/2016) [-]
'sall good nigga

no hard feelings.


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