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#243 - hateandwhiskey (04/04/2012) [-]
Well look who finally decided to come back.
#272 to #251 - frozenfangs (04/05/2012) [-]
Of course everyone is killable, some just less then others. I like to think I'm really, really easy to kill. I'm a lanky, nerdy, white boy, raised middle class. of course I'm going to be a whiny bitch, and easy to kill.
Of course everyone is killable, some just less then others. I like to think I'm really, really easy to kill. I'm a lanky, nerdy, white boy, raised middle class. of course I'm going to be a whiny bitch, and easy to kill.
#273 to #280 - hateandwhiskey (04/05/2012) [-]
It's whatever you make of it, Fang.
#244 to #251 - frozenfangs (04/04/2012) [-]
Doing a check up on FunnyJunk~   
It is good to see you again, friend.
Doing a check up on FunnyJunk~
It is good to see you again, friend.
#245 to #252 - hateandwhiskey (04/04/2012) [-]
Heh. Friend.

What's keeping you, Fang?
#246 to #253 - frozenfangs (04/04/2012) [-]
A feeling of friendship need not be returned.
I'm content with just considering you MY friend, whether or not you do is your choice.

What's keeping me?
What's brought me back, what's on my mind/how am I doing, or just simply why have I not returned before?
#247 to #254 - hateandwhiskey (04/04/2012) [-]
Nah, it's not that, just that I don't necessarily consider myself a friendly, likable type. I don't really like to admit I have friends either. But you're cool. I can detect your weaknesses just by hearing you talk, but cool.

Pretty much that, yeah. Where you been?
#248 to #255 - frozenfangs (04/04/2012) [-]
Hahaha, of course I'm weak. I've acknowledged it many times, physical, mental, but certainly not my will. Nah, you're like-able, you showed me a bout of kindness and haven't turned me away yet. You've also come to greet me and ask how I've been and what I've been up to, now if that's not friendly, I don't know what is. You're not just "cool" you go beyond that, I look up to you dude. You may point out my flaws sometimes, but I've never sensed anything beyond joking or fact stating.

I've been away from Funny Junk because the thread hurt me, and all I used to come here for was just simply the pony thread. I have been on Tumblr, conversing with people who would not exploit my weakness, and they'd maybe share some of my weak points. You know, Sloth introduced me to Tumblr. Other then that, I've been reveling in my obsessions and recovering from depression, kicking school's ass and kicking my own ass for giving up last semester.
#249 to #256 - hateandwhiskey (04/04/2012) [-]
I don't see what there is to look up to. Then again, you don't know too much about me. Hell, I doubt you even know my name. But I guess it's better for me to leave some things in the dark.

The pony thread's **** . It was an inevitability. It was going to happen, but there wasn't a definitive date as to when. But it happened. Move on, you don't need it. Everyone you and I knew, they're gone. And they aren't coming back. It's best if you just leave it to rot, but don't let that stop you from coming back to FJ all together.
#250 to #257 - frozenfangs (04/04/2012) [-]
No, I don't believe we ever came to a finale of our little guessing game we played while I was violently ripped to shreds in ranked halo games!
Of course, I'm done with the pony thread, maybe what brought me back was a small glimmer of hope that it wasn't as bad as I remember, sadly that was extinguished at first glance.

Leave it at simplicity, Hate. I still admire you for what ever reason, and the flow of compliments will doubtfully stop anytime soon, until you go out of your way to hurt me in a very serious manner with no reason. Indeed, maybe somethings should be left in the dark.
Maybe I'll keep returning to FJ, or at least leave it open everyday to entertain anyone looking for conversation?
#251 to #258 - hateandwhiskey (04/04/2012) [-]
Heh, yeah. By the way, we should get another few games in some time.

But if you really want to know, it's Rovēros . My first name anyway. It's Greek.

I doubt I would without reason, unless I'm really, really sloshed, or if I'm just not myself. If any case, just don't take it to heart.
#252 to #259 - frozenfangs (04/04/2012) [-]
I'm afraid playing a few more games on xbox is not a possibility, my dad let my xbox live run out, and he wont pay for it until I accomplish certain things academic wise. He'd still be paying for it, but when my parents divorced they shut down the bank account for the card paying the xbox live, so he pulls his tight ass move to avoid paying for anything he doesn't want to.

A nice name, Rovēros looks like I was completely off base when I was using the most stereotypical black names I could think of, heh. Not like I could even think of any black names.

Trust me, I doubt much you could throw at me while you're drunk could faze me anymore, my dad and his friends drink often and they've thrown some pretty bad **** my way. From being molested to my dad telling me about my best friend getting arrested, then commenting about how his dad was going to beat him, then he made me promise I couldn't tell anyone.

I don't like my dad.
(feels like a dick now because he remembers what happened with your dad)
#253 to #260 - hateandwhiskey (04/04/2012) [-]
Well... **** . The most I could do is give you the code to a 48 hour card, if that'd do anything. Hopefully, I can find the other one, and give that one to Octavio [TWYST], I'm sure that'd be interesting.

Yeah...though, in English, it's the same as my father's. So, it's obvious that I'm not proud of it. But what happened between him and I, it's nothing you should apologize for. It's something I had to do, but something I can't undo.

Yeah well- ...wait, you were molested?
#254 to #261 - frozenfangs (04/04/2012) [-]
Molested once when I was 6 by one of my old friend's dad.
Molested again a couple of weeks before my 16 birthday by my dad's drunken friend.
#255 to #262 - hateandwhiskey (04/04/2012) [-]
****** .. I've seen what that does to people, and I know the tolls it takes on the mind.

Just don't let it get to you, you seem to be handling that as it is though.
#256 to #263 - frozenfangs (04/04/2012) [-]
Yea, what's a kid to do. Still think I'm weak?

I'm not too worried about it getting to me, the only thing I'm embarrassed about is how I ******* reacted... I'd rather not go into details about my reaction.

Hmm, I've never really had much conversation with TWYST, he seemed like a fun guy. Would he spice up our Halo matches?
#257 to #264 - hateandwhiskey (04/04/2012) [-]
Yes. Very. Sicut ceteri, tamen Blatta.

I don't blame you. You learn to appreciate the light by living in the dark.

I don't think he has Reach, but just being able to talk to the guy voice to voice would be interesting enough. Considering I text him and talk to him over Steam all the time, I'm sure it'd be worth it.

Looking back on it, when I first really talked to him I didn't expect much of him. I didn't think I'd get as close to him as I am now. But he considers me a good friend, even if I don't think of myself like that. Never will. I'm just a goddamn Goblin.
#258 to #265 - frozenfangs (04/04/2012) [-]
Oh fine, whatever you say Hate. I guess being a cockroach is better then being another brick in the wall or just another blank face in the crowd of cannon fodder.
( **** . Yes. Google translate.)

Makes me wonder what you expected when you talked to me for the first time, and what you think of me now.

Haha, you don't call yourself a friend, and maybe if we knew your motifs we wouldn't consider you our friend either, but the actions you display to us lead us to believe you're our friend.

You know, if you weren't a friendly person, people wouldn't come to you and tell you about their problems so easily. I also know some of your story, and like a good friend, you haven't once told me your story is worse and that I shouldn't feel bad because of what's happened to me.
#259 to #266 - hateandwhiskey (04/04/2012) [-]
Granted, no one's ever tried to rape me, I can guarantee you that my life story is a helluva lot more tragic. I don't think I have to tell you that; I figured my scars, my words, and my actions tell that story for me. You must keep reminding yourself that you speak with a murderer; a man that's literally lost everything. No family, no friends, no morals, no restraints - just regret.

I figured as much. People are so easy to read nowadays.

As with Octavio, I don't know what to expect from first impressions. I usually don't expect to speak with most people again - what with your poignancy to die and all.

I'm not friendly - you just perceive me that way. But I won't try to change the way you view me. You're not a threat, you don't annoy me, I have no reason to hurt you. Hate might, but I don't. Your motives are yours alone.
#260 to #267 - frozenfangs (04/04/2012) [-]
All the same, I perceived sympathy.

I'm well aware you're a murder, as far as I'm concerned (ohohoho, look at my innocence go) your slate is wiped clean and I don't really care for your actions of the past but how you've treated me as a person now.

I hope I continue not to annoy you, speaking with you is more often then not mentally stimulating. I'd say I can assure you that I wont die anytime soon, but who knows now-a-days.

I'd only be worried about you being a murder if we were to actually meet, and you were actually pissed off at me. Otherwise it seems more like a bit of information to keep in the back of my mind, rather then label onto you and all your actions. Seems a tad bit un-fair if you ask me.

Anyways, I'd love to continue the conversation, but I have to wake up at 6 AM to go to school, and I'm not an insomniac lord like you are.
User avatar #261 to #268 - hateandwhiskey (04/04/2012) [-]
Sympathy's not the way I do things. I'm not weak enough for sympathy, therefore I am not worthy of it.

You understand, I have episodes of complete instability whereas I cannot control my actions and what I'll do or think - lapses in my own remnant of sanity, I suppose. So long as you can run faster than me; or better yet just don't run at all, you may come out of those alive. I don't know why, but I perceive running away as a challenge, and my preditorial instincts tell me to give chase. It's something I'd advise against doing for the future.

I wouldn't doubt it. But you learn to expect the unexpected.

If we ever do, just don't present yourself to be so killable. I detect weaknesses almost immediately, and with those, ways to exploit them. It's what comes with being a Sadist.

I'm aware - you're still mortal, and your self-preservation sense seems to be in check. I won't keep you, Fang.
#270 to #269 - frozenfangs (04/05/2012) [-]
Well there's no way I could outran a black man. I'll keep it noted that I should never run from you.   
   
I don't know how I'd present myself to be killable, but there's a good chance my guard would be down when ever I'm around you.
Well there's no way I could outran a black man. I'll keep it noted that I should never run from you.

I don't know how I'd present myself to be killable, but there's a good chance my guard would be down when ever I'm around you.


#271 to #278 - hateandwhiskey (04/05/2012) [-]
Everyone's killable.

Everyone.
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