Woah, shit.
I was wondering where you were my old friend, how's life?
Also, have you seen casshern/sloth/zero/howthefuckdomagnetswork anywhere? I haven't seen him him recently.

funnyjunk.com/user/justanothersloth

Yeah, go bug the shit out of him.

As for me... actually, you go ahead and guess how it's going.

Much appreciation

I'm going to guess life's been somewhat ok for you? I wouldn't know.
You probably went through some tough shit recently, your life seems to do that to you often, doesn't seem right or fair.

Come to think of it, it actually surprises me that he hasn't contacted you, of all people. Hell, I was one of the first. Well, actually, I was the first. No surprise there.

In all honesty, it's my only retribution for the things I've done - it's the price to pay for living without regrets. I was never a victim of chance.

tl;dr I deserve what's coming to me.

Yea, I dunno. You've been a closer friend to Sloth then I have, maybe you two are just more compatible or something?

What IS coming to you?

History. History forms the ties that bind.

Reckoning, the universe's way of punishing God's unwanted children.

That's a pretty vague answer there, hate :I

Then again, you're vague pretty often so whatever, are you saying you're going to hell, that some policemen are actually going to bust you, or is there some way you're going to die soon?

We've known each other for a long time. We've formed a history of our own. It binds us, like brothers.

I'm talking about Karma, Fang. I'm a bad man, I do bad things, with bad people, for bad reasons. One way or another, Karma will find its way to sort me out. That's what happens to bad men. Like my brothers and I.

Get what I'm say

I know what you're saying, hate
But moral alignments and karma are interpreted by man, I want to know if a man is out to get you or searching for you because of what he believes is wrong or bad.

The universe wumbo jumbo karma might be an excuse for things that happen to us, a justification for actions otherwise wrong, but I don't believe in it all that much.

It comes from personal experience. I've witnessed it myself. Do something good, good deeds are rewarded. Abaddon stays in its cage.

Do something bad, bad deeds are punished. Someone I know or care about is taken away. Happened to a past love of mine, her last message rings in my head to this day.

As for someone looking for me to put an ending to things, I wouldn't doubt it. I've found I'm difficult to track. Any standing records of mine, what little there are, are usually streaked with black ink.

>> saying

Its been great talking with you again
Sorry that we couldn't talk more

Its pretty late for me here
But hey, if you have a steam account just let me know and I'll add you

Yea I have a steam account it's frozenfangs

I always use frozenfangs
Yea it was excellent talking to you again.

Yes.
This is my fetish.

Nah, it's s'ok, I've seen better homestuck videos XD

>> isn't a video

>>> Homestuck sucks

Eh, it's whatever you make of it.
If you don't like it, that's fine. I personally enjoy the humor, waiting for updates, and laughing at the fandom cry whenever the creator of the comics does something unsuspected, like merging the decapitated and delimbed corpses of some of Homestuck's most liked characters.

It's the fanbase I can't really stand, just like with bronies, the way they have to integrate their stupidass inside-jokes into every possible situation, which at least 85% of the time, doesn't suit said situation.

The worst offender being that fucking "Got Tiger" bullshit.

Makes me want to eat a baby.

hahaha, the got tiger meme, I've only ever seen one homestuck fun use it, ever.
Nah, I'll sneak some Homestuck jokes into my conversation every now and then, but only around new people to see if they've read it or not.

Other then that, I'll wait till the perfect moment where it'd make sense even if the person didn't understand the double meaning to it.

encyclopediadramatica.se/MSPaint_Adventures#HomeStuck

Eh, I get all the info of the 'need to know' when I'm just too lazy from ED.

Their painfully truthful words are always lol-worthy. Even the way they described my favorite band, Tool.

I got a laugh out of that, anyways, I can't believe you're just trusting the opinions of trolls.
A lot of the jokes on there were from someone very well informed, hoping to appeal to Homestuck haters through his page. He also knows that haters don't ever read more then three acts of homestuck, so he throws a lot of false stuff in there as well.
He even mixes characters from other comics Hussie has done that don't relate to Homestuck.

>> implying I trust others' opinions

If I did, I'd've actually believed you when you said Homestuck was a well thought out story.

>>> implying I expected you to trust my opinions

I was hoping to persuade you to find out for yourself.

HAHAHAH, no.

I am not easily swayed.

I suppose curiosity will not be killing the cat in the near future?

Nope.

Your determination is admirable, though you avoiding experiencing something that's riled up a lot of people and driven many to tears is strange.

I'll be going to bed, good night Hate.

What do you mean? Did something happen to you and everything went down the toilet, bro?

Bad haircuts... fuckin' A.

HAHAHA... I mean, I uh I'm sorry for your lose XD

But I still have my beard, so it isn't that bad.

LUCKY BASTARD, I only have this... pubic hair on my chin.

I don't really see anything. Doubt that theres even much to see.

Shave it, shall regrow stronger....

Yea, yea yea whatever. I shaved it off before I read that, can't stop touching my chin now it's just so... Smooth....
The fun part is that in the morning it'll be... prickly. :I
I'm amused by simple things, DON'T QUESTION ME.

You're talking to the guy has a beard.... this doesn't phase me. Comes as no surprise.

Just wait til you're trying to put your chain hairs in your mouth or something.

kawaii-kawaii ko-neko neko-chan!

Yep.

So, what's been up man? I heard you joined that group chat we've got going on in skype, to bad I was never online when you were.
My username was EkardUmbra

Did you change it recently? Last I saw it was just frozenfangs.

I've actually been on it for a while.

Been alright.

How about you? Did you ever get any of that shit straightened out?

As if I need to ask.

You mean my depression, the parents divorcing, dad being alcoholic and failing school? Yea, I'm managing better now... Somewhat, maybe I'm just used to it by now, I'm not going to lie to you and say that I've been completely recovered from depression, or that I don't have bouts of sadness often anymore, but I have been getting better...

Yea, I changed my username.

Well at least you're getting progressively better.

indeed! You know, you really appreciate happiness after being deprived of it for so long :D

Mhmm.

Of course everyone is killable, some just less then others. I like to think I'm really, really easy to kill. I'm a lanky, nerdy, white boy, raised middle class. of course I'm going to be a whiny bitch, and easy to kill.

It's whatever you make of it, Fang.

Doing a check up on FunnyJunk~
It is good to see you again, friend.

Heh. Friend.

What's keeping you, Fang?

A feeling of friendship need not be returned.
I'm content with just considering you MY friend, whether or not you do is your choice.

What's keeping me?
What's brought me back, what's on my mind/how am I doing, or just simply why have I not returned before?

Nah, it's not that, just that I don't necessarily consider myself a friendly, likable type. I don't really like to admit I have friends either. But you're cool. I can detect your weaknesses just by hearing you talk, but cool.

Pretty much that, yeah. Where you been?

Hahaha, of course I'm weak. I've acknowledged it many times, physical, mental, but certainly not my will. Nah, you're like-able, you showed me a bout of kindness and haven't turned me away yet. You've also come to greet me and ask how I've been and what I've been up to, now if that's not friendly, I don't know what is. You're not just "cool" you go beyond that, I look up to you dude. You may point out my flaws sometimes, but I've never sensed anything beyond joking or fact stating.

I've been away from Funny Junk because the thread hurt me, and all I used to come here for was just simply the pony thread. I have been on Tumblr, conversing with people who would not exploit my weakness, and they'd maybe share some of my weak points. You know, Sloth introduced me to Tumblr. Other then that, I've been reveling in my obsessions and recovering from depression, kicking school's ass and kicking my own ass for giving up last semester.

I don't see what there is to look up to. Then again, you don't know too much about me. Hell, I doubt you even know my name. But I guess it's better for me to leave some things in the dark.

The pony thread's shit. It was an inevitability. It was going to happen, but there wasn't a definitive date as to when. But it happened. Move on, you don't need it. Everyone you and I knew, they're gone. And they aren't coming back. It's best if you just leave it to rot, but don't let that stop you from coming back to FJ all together.

No, I don't believe we ever came to a finale of our little guessing game we played while I was violently ripped to shreds in ranked halo games!
Of course, I'm done with the pony thread, maybe what brought me back was a small glimmer of hope that it wasn't as bad as I remember, sadly that was extinguished at first glance.

Leave it at simplicity, Hate. I still admire you for what ever reason, and the flow of compliments will doubtfully stop anytime soon, until you go out of your way to hurt me in a very serious manner with no reason. Indeed, maybe somethings should be left in the dark.
Maybe I'll keep returning to FJ, or at least leave it open everyday to entertain anyone looking for conversation?

Heh, yeah. By the way, we should get another few games in some time.

But if you really want to know, it's Rovēros . My first name anyway. It's Greek.

I doubt I would without reason, unless I'm really, really sloshed, or if I'm just not myself. If any case, just don't take it to heart.

I'm afraid playing a few more games on xbox is not a possibility, my dad let my xbox live run out, and he wont pay for it until I accomplish certain things academic wise. He'd still be paying for it, but when my parents divorced they shut down the bank account for the card paying the xbox live, so he pulls his tight ass move to avoid paying for anything he doesn't want to.

A nice name, Rovēros looks like I was completely off base when I was using the most stereotypical black names I could think of, heh. Not like I could even think of any black names.

Trust me, I doubt much you could throw at me while you're drunk could faze me anymore, my dad and his friends drink often and they've thrown some pretty bad shit my way. From being molested to my dad telling me about my best friend getting arrested, then commenting about how his dad was going to beat him, then he made me promise I couldn't tell anyone.

I don't like my dad.
(feels like a dick now because he remembers what happened with your dad)

Well...fuck. The most I could do is give you the code to a 48 hour card, if that'd do anything. Hopefully, I can find the other one, and give that one to Octavio [TWYST], I'm sure that'd be interesting.

Yeah...though, in English, it's the same as my father's. So, it's obvious that I'm not proud of it. But what happened between him and I, it's nothing you should apologize for. It's something I had to do, but something I can't undo.

Yeah well- ...wait, you were molested?

Molested once when I was 6 by one of my old friend's dad.
Molested again a couple of weeks before my 16 birthday by my dad's drunken friend.

Shitty.. I've seen what that does to people, and I know the tolls it takes on the mind.

Just don't let it get to you, you seem to be handling that as it is though.

Yea, what's a kid to do. Still think I'm weak?

I'm not too worried about it getting to me, the only thing I'm embarrassed about is how I fucking reacted... I'd rather not go into details about my reaction.

Hmm, I've never really had much conversation with TWYST, he seemed like a fun guy. Would he spice up our Halo matches?

Yes. Very. Sicut ceteri, tamen Blatta.

I don't blame you. You learn to appreciate the light by living in the dark.

I don't think he has Reach, but just being able to talk to the guy voice to voice would be interesting enough. Considering I text him and talk to him over Steam all the time, I'm sure it'd be worth it.

Looking back on it, when I first really talked to him I didn't expect much of him. I didn't think I'd get as close to him as I am now. But he considers me a good friend, even if I don't think of myself like that. Never will. I'm just a goddamn Goblin.

Oh fine, whatever you say Hate. I guess being a cockroach is better then being another brick in the wall or just another blank face in the crowd of cannon fodder.
(Fuck. Yes. Google translate.)

Makes me wonder what you expected when you talked to me for the first time, and what you think of me now.

Haha, you don't call yourself a friend, and maybe if we knew your motifs we wouldn't consider you our friend either, but the actions you display to us lead us to believe you're our friend.

You know, if you weren't a friendly person, people wouldn't come to you and tell you about their problems so easily. I also know some of your story, and like a good friend, you haven't once told me your story is worse and that I shouldn't feel bad because of what's happened to me.

Granted, no one's ever tried to rape me, I can guarantee you that my life story is a helluva lot more tragic. I don't think I have to tell you that; I figured my scars, my words, and my actions tell that story for me. You must keep reminding yourself that you speak with a murderer; a man that's literally lost everything. No family, no friends, no morals, no restraints - just regret.

I figured as much. People are so easy to read nowadays.

As with Octavio, I don't know what to expect from first impressions. I usually don't expect to speak with most people again - what with your poignancy to die and all.

I'm not friendly - you just perceive me that way. But I won't try to change the way you view me. You're not a threat, you don't annoy me, I have no reason to hurt you. Hate might, but I don't. Your motives are yours alone.

All the same, I perceived sympathy.

I'm well aware you're a murder, as far as I'm concerned (ohohoho, look at my innocence go) your slate is wiped clean and I don't really care for your actions of the past but how you've treated me as a person now.

I hope I continue not to annoy you, speaking with you is more often then not mentally stimulating. I'd say I can assure you that I wont die anytime soon, but who knows now-a-days.

I'd only be worried about you being a murder if we were to actually meet, and you were actually pissed off at me. Otherwise it seems more like a bit of information to keep in the back of my mind, rather then label onto you and all your actions. Seems a tad bit un-fair if you ask me.

Anyways, I'd love to continue the conversation, but I have to wake up at 6 AM to go to school, and I'm not an insomniac lord like you are.

Sympathy's not the way I do things. I'm not weak enough for sympathy, therefore I am not worthy of it.

You understand, I have episodes of complete instability whereas I cannot control my actions and what I'll do or think - lapses in my own remnant of sanity, I suppose. So long as you can run faster than me; or better yet just don't run at all, you may come out of those alive. I don't know why, but I perceive running away as a challenge, and my preditorial instincts tell me to give chase. It's something I'd advise against doing for the future.

I wouldn't doubt it. But you learn to expect the unexpected.

If we ever do, just don't present yourself to be so killable. I detect weaknesses almost immediately, and with those, ways to exploit them. It's what comes with being a Sadist.

I'm aware - you're still mortal, and your self-preservation sense seems to be in check. I won't keep you, Fang.

Well there's no way I could outran a black man. I'll keep it noted that I should never run from you.

I don't know how I'd present myself to be killable, but there's a good chance my guard would be down when ever I'm around you.

Everyone's killable.

Everyone.

I forgot to tell you something, I head to my dad's house on most weekends, also we're up in the mountains on a snowboarding vacation trip.

Well there are the rare times when it lets me.

if you want a bigger version: puu.sh/drLy

Thanks :D

You got it.

WASN'T.
PLANNING.
ON.
IT.
MELON MUNCHER.

Just chilling to the max at home, It's a very successful day in my opinion
Slept in late
Played video games
Haven't put on a pair of pants or a shirt all day
and I'm laying in bed on my laptop

absolute bliss.

Fuckin'-A. Whenever I can relax like that, it's absolutely euphoric. I don't really get to relax nowadays though. That's probably my fault anyway.

Speaking of games, are you PS3 or 360?

Both!
Though my xbox live is about to run out in a month or two
and my PS3 is at my dad's house, I'm not going to be there for a week or two.

What's your GT then? This is also a good time to find the limit of friends on Live, 'cause there's already 50 people on my friends list, most of which I don't really give a shit about.

Mine's Hayght by the way.

I'd play with you straight away, but my little bro is online. I think I left myself signed in when me and him were playing a little bit ago, just a heads up.

Super Mafio is mine, proper grammer and such.

What do you play, anyway?

At the moment, all I've really been playing is Gears 3, Saints Row: The Third, and Reach, but I have both L4D's, Borderlands, the Orange Box, Brink [for some reason], as well as the first two Saints Row and Gears games.

Also, I'm a serious Fallout nerd. Expect to see me on either F3 or NV often.

Oh shit just got real, if you check my gamer score you can see I play almost every one of the games you mentioned.
Sadly I do not own any fallouts, but I may borrow NV from my friend.
I'm not on Xbox very often, but I play Gears 3, Saints Row: The third, reach, borderlands, castle crashers, infinite undiscovery, and both Crackdowns

I'm a heavy RPG nerd, but don't worry about me going all fantasy nerd on you, I keep my conversations relevant unless the other person is into the same things.

Sheeeiiit, I'm not all into RPG's myself, but there's a special place in my crooked heart for Fallout. I could go on for a while about Fallout. But I've never been one much for fantasy specifically, which probably explains why I've never been into Oblivion.

I could never get into oblivion either
I tried a few, but they just came off as shit to me
I have too much time on my hands and I love it

Fallout seems like fun.

Assuming you didn't get the notification.

No I got the notification, I feel bad that I left the conversation unattended I wasn't sure what to add on at the time but I think I know now.

From the way you described it, it sounds like saints row the third, except I watched my friend play and there seems to be a serious focus on open world exploration, and less going where you're being told to.

I added you on XBL, today.

Yeah, sorry about that.

WELL, I got some work to finish up on, and I'll probably be online soon.

So yeah, gimme some time.

No worries dude, and no rush either.

ALRIGHTY THEN.

Fallout is too much fun, but it's not for everyone. Sometimes it makes you think, a lot like Portal does, sometimes it requires you to have enough extra mags on your person for a wild spray-and-pray scenario to get what you want, a little like CoD. It's still pretty versatile for an RPG.

It's also got that perfect balance of serious element and dark humor. That, and there's so much shit to do in this fucking game.

This is shocking news!

Did you roll my user name?

Yes I did. But I still love you :3

I only own one game on steam, bastion.
but ok, if you want XD

iceman1788.

Yes! I love the pony thread!