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Age: 19
Consoles Owned: PS3, PS1, Wii, Gameboy Advanced
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Assassins Creed, Arkham City/Asylum
Date Signed Up:1/10/2013
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:Manchester
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#136 - You caught me. I've got ovaries between my legs and whatever w…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2013 on the 2nd +1
#174 - nightdge (11/02/2013) [-]
Men
#134 - I'd rather you didn't actually  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2013 on the 2nd 0
User avatar #144 - remilia (11/02/2013) [-]
wow
very offer
much deny
wow
ok
User avatar #142 - mattyjay (11/02/2013) [-]
Do girls get as like, urgy, as guys. Does it hurt/drive you crazy or does the slightest thing turn you on?

I couldn't think of a word..
#66 - Like this but can get all gnarly and **** … 11/02/2013 on Jesus Christ 0
#14 - What's red, slimy and crawling up a woman's leg? A ho… 11/02/2013 on Funnyjunk sure knows some... +1
#62 - Fuuuuuck that sounds awful. what's scar tissue like …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2013 on Jesus Christ 0
User avatar #65 - rossthomson (11/02/2013) [-]
Shit, I don't know what I was saying when I said 1.5cm, it was actually more like .5-.75cm, but still pretty deep.

I don't really have any other scar tissue to compare it to, so I don't really know how it compares.
#66 - fromtheinternet (11/02/2013) [-]
Like this but can get all gnarly and shit
I've got a small amount of scar tissue where I was cut and it went darker rather than lighter I think because the skin is different
#8 - It just sucks as I'm ill at the moment and I really don't fanc… 11/02/2013 on College 0
#50 - It was like 14 years ago, I don't remember much of the pain ju…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2013 on Jesus Christ +1
User avatar #63 - infinitereaper (11/02/2013) [-]
Yeah my pain nerves register pain through the rough, and my health and chronic pain don't help... my pleasure nerves on the other hand... genetic bad luck. I feel pain like it's amplified and am generally numb to pleasure.
#5 - I'm studying nursing so I can only have 9 absences a year …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2013 on College 0
User avatar #7 - maxifrost (11/02/2013) [-]
All of my classes only allow 3 absences a semester
User avatar #8 - fromtheinternet (11/02/2013) [-]
It just sucks as I'm ill at the moment and I really don't fancy learning about faeces when I want to throw up
#6 - muffinssnuffims (11/02/2013) [-]
I'm studying engineering so if I missed even 9 times I'd be fucked up the ass.

Well, at least if I ever wanted a prayer at getting the job I want.
#45 - I know. Thank god for ovaries Still hurt like a bitch though 11/02/2013 on Jesus Christ +1
#42 - Luckily no, my hymen was fine, higher up was damaged. …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2013 on Jesus Christ +2
User avatar #48 - infinitereaper (11/02/2013) [-]
Jesus that sounds painful. I'm clumsy as hell but thankfully the worse I've gotten was being thrown off a bike and jacking up my shoulders, dear god it was painful just rolling across the pavement. Never did got the hospital.

Sorry you had to go through that.
User avatar #50 - fromtheinternet (11/02/2013) [-]
It was like 14 years ago, I don't remember much of the pain just all the blood and the cops scaring the shit out of my dad.
I suck at pain so I'd probably have called for a body bag if I was thrown of anything
User avatar #63 - infinitereaper (11/02/2013) [-]
Yeah my pain nerves register pain through the rough, and my health and chronic pain don't help... my pleasure nerves on the other hand... genetic bad luck. I feel pain like it's amplified and am generally numb to pleasure.
#1 - Picture 11/02/2013 on This makes me feel good in... 0
#15 - But... I just changed the batteries in my vibrator.  [+] (11 new replies) 11/02/2013 on the 2nd +22
#109 - doddythechef (11/02/2013) [-]
a female mastubatng

you are about to get alot of notifications
#119 - nightdge (11/02/2013) [-]
Blot twist: It aint a female
gif might be related in some twisted way
#136 - fromtheinternet (11/02/2013) [-]
You caught me. I've got ovaries between my legs and whatever we men have
#174 - nightdge (11/02/2013) [-]
Men
#59 - remilia has deleted their comment.
User avatar #134 - fromtheinternet (11/02/2013) [-]
I'd rather you didn't actually
User avatar #144 - remilia (11/02/2013) [-]
wow
very offer
much deny
wow
ok
User avatar #142 - mattyjay (11/02/2013) [-]
Do girls get as like, urgy, as guys. Does it hurt/drive you crazy or does the slightest thing turn you on?

I couldn't think of a word..
#94 - psykobear (11/02/2013) [-]
#84 - mchurtstab (11/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - thedarkestrogue (11/02/2013) [-]
You dun fucked up then didn't you.
#32 - > Be me, female age 4 > Having a bath with friend …  [+] (12 new replies) 11/02/2013 on Jesus Christ +21
User avatar #61 - rossthomson (11/02/2013) [-]
Speaking of genital mutilation
> Be me, age 5
> Chilling in class
> "Hey ****, it's your turn to practice reading in the library!"
> OhBoy.gif
> Run quick as a whistle through the halls
> Run In the halls
> >Running in the halls
> School has a huge sliding door that separates the main hall lined with classrooms from the library.
> Sliding door is supported in the centre and slides horizontally to vertically, and in these days the tip of the vertical thing was sharp as a blade.
> Meanwhile i'm still in my "gottagofast readingisfun full on derpmode, and fail to notice the vertical wall of death that is currently facing me.
> Decide to go full-on matrix mode on that bitch and angle myself so that my lower body is sticking out in front of my upper body.
> Close the distance fast by pelvis-thrusting right into the sliding door with the power of a thousand suns.
> Crying like a little bitch.
> Falling on the floor clutching pants.
> Reach hand down pants
> Bloody hand emerges
> The person who was supposed to help me read in the library was the mother of my best friend, steps out of the library
> Says something along the lines of "****, what's wrong sweety?"
> *chokes back tears* " MY WILLY IS BLEEDING!" *continue crying*
> She makes me stand up and pulls down my pants in the middle up the hallway "wut.jpg"
> YOUR WILLIE IS BLEEDING!
> no shit sherlock.
I don't really remember what happened after that, but I do remember waking up after an operation where they had sew the upper half of my penis back together again. The cut was approximately 1.5cm deep, which is pretty deep for a 5y/o's penis, I still have noticeable scars. The sharp thing in the sliding door was removed later too.
User avatar #62 - fromtheinternet (11/02/2013) [-]
Fuuuuuck that sounds awful.
what's scar tissue like on a dick? guess it wouldnt be the same as normal scar tissue
User avatar #65 - rossthomson (11/02/2013) [-]
Shit, I don't know what I was saying when I said 1.5cm, it was actually more like .5-.75cm, but still pretty deep.

I don't really have any other scar tissue to compare it to, so I don't really know how it compares.
#66 - fromtheinternet (11/02/2013) [-]
Like this but can get all gnarly and shit
I've got a small amount of scar tissue where I was cut and it went darker rather than lighter I think because the skin is different
User avatar #43 - xdeathspawnx (11/02/2013) [-]
just be glad you weren't born a guy, I can't even begin to imagine how much pain you would have been in if you had balls to land on.
User avatar #45 - fromtheinternet (11/02/2013) [-]
I know. Thank god for ovaries
Still hurt like a bitch though
User avatar #41 - kyrozor (11/02/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ OP
User avatar #39 - infinitereaper (11/02/2013) [-]
You lost your virginity to a bath tub?
User avatar #42 - fromtheinternet (11/02/2013) [-]
Luckily no, my hymen was fine, higher up was damaged.
Its slightly wonky with one side being smaller
User avatar #48 - infinitereaper (11/02/2013) [-]
Jesus that sounds painful. I'm clumsy as hell but thankfully the worse I've gotten was being thrown off a bike and jacking up my shoulders, dear god it was painful just rolling across the pavement. Never did got the hospital.

Sorry you had to go through that.
User avatar #50 - fromtheinternet (11/02/2013) [-]
It was like 14 years ago, I don't remember much of the pain just all the blood and the cops scaring the shit out of my dad.
I suck at pain so I'd probably have called for a body bag if I was thrown of anything
User avatar #63 - infinitereaper (11/02/2013) [-]
Yeah my pain nerves register pain through the rough, and my health and chronic pain don't help... my pleasure nerves on the other hand... genetic bad luck. I feel pain like it's amplified and am generally numb to pleasure.
#2 - Picture 10/28/2013 on Best Knock Knock Jok ever! +4
#76 - I kinda love mine 10/28/2013 on Do it 0
#22 - Picture 10/28/2013 on Dragons need work too ya know? +5
#11 - Notice manchester Swell with pride/shame 10/26/2013 on yolo swag 0
#7 - HFW  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2013 on His face says it all -11
#12 - spoodermanz (10/26/2013) [-]
This is actually HFW
#211 - Despicable me 2  [+] (6 new replies) 10/25/2013 on You will never be this macho 0
User avatar #231 - ratchat (10/25/2013) [-]
oh i see know
User avatar #234 - ratchat (10/25/2013) [-]
now*
#240 - bbdabrick (10/25/2013) [-]
Hey man, by the way, thats from dispicable me 2.
User avatar #255 - ratchat (10/25/2013) [-]
ha really im about to finish the first one
#216 - badasszilla (10/25/2013) [-]
I understand you want to know as well, but we have more important things at hand. Finding the source, for example!
#26 - Comment deleted 10/24/2013 on share yours, if you get... 0
#183 - Why thank you my love 10/23/2013 on Bitches these days. 0
#14 - The boobs 10/23/2013 on Picking a Title is Hard... +1
#37 - I think we should stop now, better to be the Smarties in this …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2013 on made me giggle 0
User avatar #41 - explore (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm gonna have to run a Marathon to get away from these jokes!
#35 - Getting some Creme Egg on their faces!  [+] (3 new replies) 10/23/2013 on made me giggle 0
User avatar #36 - explore (10/23/2013) [-]
That sounds disgusting, it's put me right off my Snack.
User avatar #37 - fromtheinternet (10/23/2013) [-]
I think we should stop now, better to be the Smarties in this situation
User avatar #41 - explore (10/23/2013) [-]
I'm gonna have to run a Marathon to get away from these jokes!
#9 - TFW 10/23/2013 on Female 0rgasms +60

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#1 - banditowolf (07/15/2013) [-]
Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a steam profile I could maybe add you on please?
#2 to #1 - fromtheinternet (07/15/2013) [-]
I'm not on steam sorry, but I'll gift you a taxidermy bat
User avatar #3 to #2 - banditowolf (07/15/2013) [-]
I'll take it
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