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Reverting back to my older account. I am now a NSFW poster, and that's about it.

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#91 - Ight. This **** is so far from canon is more like… 5 hours ago on Skyrim: Sense of Urgency 0
#140 - Passive aggressive. Smartass remark. Normally poking a huge ho… 11 hours ago on It doesn't make any sense 0
#49 - Story time Early on my friend and I decided to do all skul… 12/18/2014 on That's why I have flood... +1
#10 - I only wonder what their goals were for banning the creation a…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Porn news 0
#12 - thesoulseeker (12/14/2014) [-]
Who the fuck knows? As far as I know the UK has some prudish idiots who occasionally try to ban porn in some way.
Last year there was talk of a law which would force ISPs to restrict porn by default and customers would have to call in to have their porn unrestricted. And it was claimed to be "for the children" in the same fucking day and age when you can easily restrict sites on the machine the kid would use....
#13 - "dress up like a bender" That feels British. 12/13/2014 on Z3LDA$waGMA5ter420 +38
#3028 - Early to late WW2 Soviet. Generic infantry basically. 12/09/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ 0
#3016 - I always wanted to move up north so I can do a more accurate …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ 0
#3020 - meek (12/09/2014) [-]
Reenactment of what?
User avatar #3028 - friendlyanonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
Early to late WW2 Soviet. Generic infantry basically.
#2976 - Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks. Ain…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ 0
User avatar #3010 - meek (12/09/2014) [-]
Minnesota, it gets pretty frigid here.
User avatar #3016 - friendlyanonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
I always wanted to move up north so I can do a more accurate reenactment but that is a dream with finances so limited.
#3020 - meek (12/09/2014) [-]
Reenactment of what?
User avatar #3028 - friendlyanonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
Early to late WW2 Soviet. Generic infantry basically.
#2946 - It's okay not Hoopty. You should **** her n…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/09/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ 0
#2955 - meek (12/09/2014) [-]
So after a year, we started talking again from when I broke up with her over that, and I told her it was her last shot. things were great, honestly. she hadn't been so honest/clingy with me our entire career of on-off relationships, I was happy. like.. extremely happy, it was the middle of one of our harshest winters, -10 outside was the average for a few weeks.. I was sleeping, and my bestfriend captain dudebro kicks open my door, and wakes me up. tells me she was fucking around this one little faggot named alek(Seriously, the kid broke my douch-o-meter.) So I sat up, got my winter-gear on, and we went out on a walk. we stood under a lamp-post at the park, and he gave me his cellphone to yell at her on, Normally I'm a quiet, meek, and self-kept, The fact I'm telling this story now is nothing but out of character for me.

So she answered, and I started asking her why she was fucking around with the guy. and next thing I know she's trying to turn on the tears. normally I probably would have broke down into crying too, but I didn't feel any empathy for her at that point. I honestly felt nothing but a sense of hatred/disgust.

I pretty much called her a whore, told her to never speak to me again, and all sorts of other shit I don't really remember. dudebro and I went to mcdonalds.
shit was cash.

Thank you for listening.
and really her new boyfriends were pretty much all swaggots.
Allegedly she got pregnant not long after she broke up with me, and her babydaddy had dropped out.

Though as a bonus story: After that happened when summer came around, her, thief, and alek, asked me to head to the park to hang out with them. so I obliged them like a moron, and they tried to convince me that dudebro was actually lying to me the entire time, and stealing from me. regardless of the fact dudebro had actual evidence to back his claims. Lol.
User avatar #2976 - friendlyanonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. Ain't nothin' gonna get your inner furnace to burn brighter and warmer than the burn from past experiences. You will do just fiiiiine. Though, how far north are you for it to be so cold, not Hoopty?
User avatar #3010 - meek (12/09/2014) [-]
Minnesota, it gets pretty frigid here.
User avatar #3016 - friendlyanonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
I always wanted to move up north so I can do a more accurate reenactment but that is a dream with finances so limited.
#3020 - meek (12/09/2014) [-]
Reenactment of what?
User avatar #3028 - friendlyanonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
Early to late WW2 Soviet. Generic infantry basically.
#2900 - Don't drop the anchor or slam the brakes keep it up.  [+] (8 new replies) 12/09/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ 0
#2936 - meek (12/09/2014) [-]
So life carried on pretty much business as normal without her, some people fail to realize this a break-up isn't the end of the world.. it's just things kind of going back to how they were. Though I was a pushover, pathetic, and wanted love.. so after a few months she started talking to me again, and I went with it. so we'd spend time together again, the first day we hung out after it happened went well, on my way home from it she ran up and kissed me on the cheek, looking back on it.. she was pretty much just manipulating me, and using me as a rebound. We'll skip ahead past stupid details to get to the good parts though..
So we were together on and off over the span of 3 years, she'd cheat on me, I'd break up with her, She'd talk to me again after a few months, and we'd get back together. but I was too ignorant/pathetic to just drop it there. the second to last time we broke up, dudebro and I were hanging out, and he told me he had sex with her..(Mfw) turns out she had been telling him that I broke up with her, and she wanted some dick. I was pretty devistated, but whatever. I was just glad that he informed me.(Meanwhile, I hadn't so little as touched her breasts.)
User avatar #2946 - friendlyanonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
It's okay not Hoopty. You should fuck her new boyfriend to get back at her though.
#2955 - meek (12/09/2014) [-]
So after a year, we started talking again from when I broke up with her over that, and I told her it was her last shot. things were great, honestly. she hadn't been so honest/clingy with me our entire career of on-off relationships, I was happy. like.. extremely happy, it was the middle of one of our harshest winters, -10 outside was the average for a few weeks.. I was sleeping, and my bestfriend captain dudebro kicks open my door, and wakes me up. tells me she was fucking around this one little faggot named alek(Seriously, the kid broke my douch-o-meter.) So I sat up, got my winter-gear on, and we went out on a walk. we stood under a lamp-post at the park, and he gave me his cellphone to yell at her on, Normally I'm a quiet, meek, and self-kept, The fact I'm telling this story now is nothing but out of character for me.

So she answered, and I started asking her why she was fucking around with the guy. and next thing I know she's trying to turn on the tears. normally I probably would have broke down into crying too, but I didn't feel any empathy for her at that point. I honestly felt nothing but a sense of hatred/disgust.

I pretty much called her a whore, told her to never speak to me again, and all sorts of other shit I don't really remember. dudebro and I went to mcdonalds.
shit was cash.

Thank you for listening.
and really her new boyfriends were pretty much all swaggots.
Allegedly she got pregnant not long after she broke up with me, and her babydaddy had dropped out.

Though as a bonus story: After that happened when summer came around, her, thief, and alek, asked me to head to the park to hang out with them. so I obliged them like a moron, and they tried to convince me that dudebro was actually lying to me the entire time, and stealing from me. regardless of the fact dudebro had actual evidence to back his claims. Lol.
User avatar #2976 - friendlyanonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. Ain't nothin' gonna get your inner furnace to burn brighter and warmer than the burn from past experiences. You will do just fiiiiine. Though, how far north are you for it to be so cold, not Hoopty?
User avatar #3010 - meek (12/09/2014) [-]
Minnesota, it gets pretty frigid here.
User avatar #3016 - friendlyanonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
I always wanted to move up north so I can do a more accurate reenactment but that is a dream with finances so limited.
#3020 - meek (12/09/2014) [-]
Reenactment of what?
User avatar #3028 - friendlyanonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
Early to late WW2 Soviet. Generic infantry basically.
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#7 - alphagex (09/05/2014) [-]
Greetings! i was seeing people who tumbed me up (yes i do that) and i saw you, and i saw you got a familiar symbol on your profile picture to the untrained Casul eye it may appear as a hammer but to the Hardcore players it appear as a class symbol

anyway wanted say 2 things first what server did you play on? and second i heard you said u posted **** ..do u have link for it
User avatar #8 to #7 - friendlyanonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
The assbringer is the best weapon.
I played on azjul-nerub roughly 5 years ago. Now I play on Molten WoW. I posted **** but never me because dick pics don't go far.
User avatar #9 to #8 - alphagex (09/06/2014) [-]
Is Pussybringer and yeah and i thought u posted hetero stuff anyway nice talking to you
#3 - theitemspider (11/27/2012) [-]
hey dude i deleted the comment but only cause I didn't take anything from you. I'm new to the site and I didn't steal your stuff. promise
User avatar #4 to #3 - friendlyanonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
Ah, it's fine ombre. I had no problem with it at all.
Honestly, I feel reposting is a fine thing.
If the post itself never got big, then share it again later for people too see it.
Good job with the frontpage though.
#5 to #4 - theitemspider (11/27/2012) [-]
i didn't repost nothing i haven't even been on here. seriously
User avatar #6 to #5 - friendlyanonymous (11/27/2012) [-]
I didn't mean to make it sound like I was saying you were.
User avatar #1 - beefniblets (08/31/2012) [-]
wait.. what was your previous account?
User avatar #2 to #1 - friendlyanonymous (09/03/2012) [-]
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