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#176 - My dad smoked a lot when he was younger and told me he can't w… 04/19/2015 on Popular Opinion Puffin... 0
#147 - I have really good grades and I'm going to college, but I'd ne…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2015 on Popular Opinion Puffin... +1
#164 - gardeivor (04/19/2015) [-]
They will, on my case even the family problems I had with them they balmed it on weed because its the easy way, if your parents arent open minded I wont recommend it untill you live by yourself man
User avatar #176 - friednazi (04/19/2015) [-]
My dad smoked a lot when he was younger and told me he can't wait until he retires to smoke again, and my parents know that my brother and sister smoke, but I'm the "good" kid and I don't want them to be disappointed in me. At the same time, I feel that hiding it is worse than the actual act of smoking. Guess I'll just wait it out.
#41 - Playing a rogue following the barbarian and paladin 04/19/2015 on Playing with someone way... 0
#163 - Yes I've had that exact problem and it's embarrassing. I wasn'… 04/19/2015 on It Fits +1
#160 - It's uncomfortable but I'd rather have a tight condom than a l…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2015 on It Fits 0
User avatar #161 - crazycommando (04/19/2015) [-]
yeah true, but i mean, and not to boast or anything here, but i've had some pretty tight and it legit just cut the blood flow i went all limp fish and shit got awkward with the girl.... that's what i meant by too tight
User avatar #163 - friednazi (04/19/2015) [-]
Yes I've had that exact problem and it's embarrassing. I wasn't confident enough to buy a larger type, so I just tried different brands with medium size until one was tight but not too tight. Lifestyles left a death ring but some of the Trojans worked (but not all, idk why some would be different), you just gotta try them out.
#499 - I pretty much smoke weed alone, and when I ask my friends if t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on True 0
User avatar #538 - blamie (04/14/2015) [-]
most of my friends have smoked but dont smoke actively and its the same story, i want to hang out with other potsmokers but i also like my current friends, it sucks.
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#294 - Picture 03/29/2015 on Difference in generations 0
#20 - I skimmed a thread and it seems that she has an eating disorde…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2015 on Stuff +7
User avatar #21 - cackrel (03/28/2015) [-]
Can't you induce intense hunger in them to the point of madness?
Using artificial sweeteners and such?
User avatar #24 - lech (03/29/2015) [-]
Well there are a number of risks to it. Even if we just assume that would work (which probably it wouldn't, it'll just delay the weight loss), there's a number of things to go wrong. First is the mood. People who are like this usually guilt themselves into doing it. If she sees that she's gaining weight, she would probably go into a severe depression. That just leads to a debate whether or not it's morally right to force her into a depression. Second, becoming healthy is a lifestyle choice. It's a lifestyle. People who have liposuction usually gobble their way back up to being fat. They don't have the lifestyle in order to maintain that weight. Third. A person like that wouldn't really eat sugar. I mean look at that.

Artificial sweeteners incease appetite by fooling the brain to think that food has less calories than actuality. For a person only eating 500 calories. I mean the absolute most you can hope of getting from it is 1000 calories. That's only if half of the food you eat is entirely artificial sweetener. Even at that, it's dependent on the person's willpower. And obviously she seems determined to be as skinny as possible.
#17 - I'm starting college next fall and I was thinking I might want…  [+] (27 new replies) 03/28/2015 on programmers +4
#80 - fefe (03/29/2015) [-]
I truly enjoy programming, and there are many who do, but before committing yourself to the field you should learn the basics. Programming's not for everyone, and some people loath it like I loath entering data into spreadsheets. The pay is good, but not good enough for you to be doing something you hate for the rest of your life. If you tend to enjoy logic puzzles, you'll probably enjoy coding.
User avatar #74 - notafetus (03/29/2015) [-]
You become the god of your own GUI.
#63 - alexanderh (03/29/2015) [-]
Learning basic programming can be very nice, especially with how digital the world is getting.
And graduating in Computer Science is incredibly well paid. The average pay for a just-graduated Computer Scientist in Denmark is 40.000 DKK (5800 USD) per month (almost 70k USD per year), and it is the norm to get contacted by several companies before you graduate, promising you a job when you graduate.
#61 - angelusprimus (03/29/2015) [-]
Here's something that's pretty much an open secret among programmers.
When asked about your job you say: work is hard, hours are long, coworkers are lazy, deadlines are insane and clients are idiots.
That's a matter of pride.
Because you still get the job done, no matter what circus you are working in.

You need right mentality for it. You have to actually like coding to do well.
I started as a code monkey, I'm now middle management. I still code during the crunch, mostly bug fixes and cleaning up others' code, because it frees up better coders to work.

Its a good job if you have the right mind for it. If you don't, its near impossible.
User avatar #39 - KoeSavant (03/28/2015) [-]
I'm a software developer and If you get into the right company it's a dream. Also, I learned on my own without none of that school bs. I have a nice cushy job making 80k a year working 40 hours a week, sometimes from home, and traveling random places for conferences. I love everything about it. It's up to how you view the experience in my opinion. I love building things and fixing stuff, so it's something I enjoy very much.
User avatar #125 - hammarhead (03/29/2015) [-]
Same on the learning part. been making my own scripts for about a year now.
#51 - fefe (03/28/2015) [-]
80 k of what?
#53 - nadnomnomz (03/29/2015) [-]
80 thousand pretzels
User avatar #35 - bothemastaofall (03/28/2015) [-]
I love it. It's awesome and you can get a job in any field.
I've done work for Harvard, the gov't, some companies in the private sector, and I'm even doing a little freelancing/game development.
I still haven't graduated yet, btw.
User avatar #45 - morakh (03/28/2015) [-]
That "havn't yet graduated" seems to be the norm for us people studying in this field
User avatar #31 - thechosentroll (03/28/2015) [-]
It's mostly a question of "Do I value money more than I value my sanity?". If the answer is "yes", go for it.
User avatar #29 - pievis (03/28/2015) [-]
I loved programming until I started working.
User avatar #24 - oneko (03/28/2015) [-]
I'm a computer scientist, and I have a love/hate relationship with programming. It's like art, it's wonderful and creative when you set the tasks, but it soon becomes tedious and boring when someone else does. It pays well, though.
#62 - fefe (03/29/2015) [-]
Pro tip: you are neither a scientist, nor an artist. But whatever helps you sleep at night.
User avatar #66 - oneko (03/29/2015) [-]
mmhmm, keep telling yourself that when you design a 16-bit CPU from the ground up, or produce a piece of code that truly makes you proud. Computer science is so much more than programming, programming is less than a quarter of CS.
User avatar #20 - Einsty (03/28/2015) [-]
Frow what I can gather from what I know about programming, it's just a thing you should not miss out on, at least the basics. It's on par with the ability to do basic house maintenance or simple craftsmanship. Soon it may be a pre-requisite for the man card.
User avatar #19 - tomowrath (03/28/2015) [-]
Motha fuckin cash flow
User avatar #84 - wethepixelisgod (03/29/2015) [-]
how much is pay like hour,day? idk how they get paid
User avatar #86 - tomowrath (03/29/2015) [-]
The average salary of a software engineer is around 90k a year.
Although, combine that with leadership skills and a plan, you could create your own business or game and make 200k and up.
(I have a buddy who is a software architect and he makes about 300k a year. And the best part is, (most is in bonuses as incentives to not leave the company) so that the IRS cant rape him with taxes.
User avatar #87 - wethepixelisgod (03/29/2015) [-]
jesus fuck.
but the time at work?
User avatar #89 - tomowrath (03/29/2015) [-]
Its not so much the time, but the effort that you put into it.
Most of your paycheck is just riding on you being able to complete whatever it is on time.
But some people are really into it.
Probably around a standard 9 to 5, if youre at a desk job. although there is alot of oppurtunities to work from home
User avatar #91 - wethepixelisgod (03/29/2015) [-]
sounds nice. to bad im not the best at learning new things
User avatar #93 - tomowrath (03/29/2015) [-]
Well, Rome wasnt built in a day.
Coding languages are literally a language, so expect trying to be fluent in C++ to be as hard as being fluent in Japanese.
Try out code combat, its a game that is kinda fun that slowly teaches you the basics of whatever language youre using. I reccomend starting with python as it uses alot of english words and sentences, so you will already have an idea of the structure
User avatar #110 - imapessimist (03/29/2015) [-]
As a guy in my second semester of College (for Computer Science) I have to thank you for this game.
User avatar #135 - tomowrath (03/29/2015) [-]
Im glad you like it.
User avatar #95 - wethepixelisgod (03/29/2015) [-]
User avatar #105 - tomowrath (03/29/2015) [-]
it takes patience more than anything.
good luck if you decide to take up software as a career path

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Didn't know where else to post the pictures. Sorry about the wait, university work has been piling on but I did a couple of the first doodles (my sketchbook was elsewhere so I just did it digitally.
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These are really cool, I like the style.
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I saw your comment and I have to say, congratulations, and, I'm jelly lol.

I posted this instead of replying because you deleted the comment D:
User avatar #38 to #37 - friednazi (04/30/2011) [-]
Yeah everyone disliked, and I got a "you're 10" comment too. :(
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**** them. xD
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User avatar #17 - chazchaz (03/28/2011) [-]
dude, this faggot deleted your comment on his content when you said it wasnt oc http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1885439/Taking+a+Shower/
User avatar #18 to #17 - friednazi (03/28/2011) [-]
I'm trying to contact him about it right now
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lol umadbro?
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User avatar #2 to #1 - friednazi (11/06/2010) [-]
why did you delete it?
What is it?
#3 to #2 - TrollfaceLawl (11/06/2010) [-]
I deleted it because I got like, -2 within half a minute..
User avatar #4 to #3 - friednazi (11/06/2010) [-]
what do you mean wtf happened?
that my comment was second?
User avatar #5 to #4 - TrollfaceLawl (11/06/2010) [-]
No, you post a picture and get -12

The same person posts the picture 2 hours LATER and gets....

oh **** I get it >.>
User avatar #6 to #5 - TrollfaceLawl (11/06/2010) [-]
I guess FJ thought you copied and thats why you get -12.

User avatar #7 to #6 - friednazi (11/06/2010) [-]
haha yeah
whenever I get negative thumbs I just leave it there, I don't care when it happens
User avatar #8 to #7 - TrollfaceLawl (11/06/2010) [-]
the negatives just got multiplied by 2...
User avatar #9 to #8 - friednazi (11/06/2010) [-]
I saw...to delete or not to delete?
User avatar #10 to #9 - TrollfaceLawl (11/06/2010) [-]
I say delete.

When I get -3, i usually say **** it..
User avatar #12 to #10 - friednazi (11/06/2010) [-]
When I go to the page it says no comments... >:l
User avatar #13 to #12 - TrollfaceLawl (11/06/2010) [-]
Same here.

Damn funnyjunk glitches..
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