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Date Signed Up:4/22/2011
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#41 - I've never done this "shaking" thing that op does at…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/30/2015 on 4chan comp. #51 +1
#62 - JustintheWaysian (12/30/2015) [-]
Overwhelming social stimuli.

I like to stay in my house too, but not at the same cringe levels as the OP at the office party.

I like to go out too, but sometimes I just need to get away for a little bit because having so many people in a crowded place can just be overstimulating.

I was at a New Years party 2 years ago, and we had about 30-35 people crammed into this person's house for 'white-elephant' and other games and such. I had to step outside for about 5 minutes after the first hour just to enjoy the chilling silence of the wintry outside. Everybody in there was just a little too much to hear, see, and interact with all at one time. I ended up leaving after about 3 hours.

Also, there just comes a point where a party dulls down and it's just people separating into small groups for talks and conversation, and party games are too far in between. The small group conversations are uninteresting or boring and involve people that I don't know, and don't really care to know either. It's like being bored in school; the time just drags along, nothing to really do. So I start to get "withdrawals" for my home activities/hobbies or seeing my interesting friends and doing stuff with them.
#51 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
He got mad social anxiety from being in a "small room with 100 people" for a long time so he started shaking.
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#48 - poorlyred (12/30/2015) [-]
shaking guy and pocket pussy are two different people in this
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#49 - poorlyred (12/30/2015) [-]
owait nvm
that just looked weird
#63 - JustintheWaysian (12/30/2015) [-]
Na they are different.

Shaking guy was sharing his experience, then OP (pocket hentai) shared his.
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#82 - makethingsworse (12/30/2015) [-]
OP didn't even get to share his. First it was Social Anxiety boy and then, out of nowhere, came Señor Pocket Paper Pussy with the funniest single sentence I have read all year.

Dear god that thread was so funny it made up for some of the awful shit that happened in 2016. Shouts out to the autistic that made everything brighter in my life
#52 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
pocket pussy lmao
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#53 - poorlyred (12/30/2015) [-]
masturbating in public is just sad
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#103 - cognosceteipsum (12/31/2015) [-]
It's pretty exciting
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#104 - poorlyred (12/31/2015) [-]
I could say sex in public is exciting

but masturbating by yourself looks lame on your part
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#116 - cognosceteipsum (12/31/2015) [-]
Do you have any experience with either

They're both the same thing. Ejaculatjng. Who cares if it's with a partner or not.
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#117 - poorlyred (12/31/2015) [-]
the former seems more lonely is all
in today's judgemental as fuck society, doing things alone just looks bad
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#118 - cognosceteipsum (12/31/2015) [-]
And you let that affect your values why?
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#119 - poorlyred (12/31/2015) [-]
cuz
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#120 - cognosceteipsum (12/31/2015) [-]
Ok.
#35 - >didn't read title >thought they were real for a second  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2015 on Madeup tumblr emotions +2
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#62 - cadencee (12/25/2015) [-]
I experience sonder all the time, though admittedly it is more of a combination of awe, slight confusion, enlightenment and feeling really really small. Still sonder is easier to say. Aren't all words made up at the end of the day if there are things that our current language struggles to describe simply then it would make sense to put one in there.
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#12 - zomaru (12/08/2015) [-]
Shes intended to be cute. And I guess it works.
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#194 - foamytesquirrel (12/01/2015) [-]
Well I mean it's not...

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#37 to #36 - frets (03/12/2015) [-]
If you'd allow me, I'd have a threesome with you and whally    
 But really, your themed account is cute as 			****		, so is Whally. Say hi to him for me.
If you'd allow me, I'd have a threesome with you and whally
But really, your themed account is cute as **** , so is Whally. Say hi to him for me.
#39 to #37 - whally (03/13/2015) [-]
Well Im not saying no
User avatar #38 to #37 - mcburd (03/12/2015) [-]
Lood.

Will do, thanks
#33 - AllYourBase (11/11/2014) [-]
Take this, I think you may be able to make use of it.
#34 to #33 - frets (11/11/2014) [-]
Thank you.    
I'll never forget you.
Thank you.
I'll never forget you.
#30 - superstephtime (07/30/2014) [-]
it was supposed to be this you cheating faggot
it was supposed to be this you cheating faggot
User avatar #31 to #30 - frets (07/30/2014) [-]
That won't fit.
#32 to #31 - superstephtime (07/30/2014) [-]
this then fag
this then fag
User avatar #19 - samxdaxman (03/26/2013) [-]
Hey :) just sayin' hi to all my FJ friends. Whatsup?
User avatar #20 to #19 - frets (03/31/2013) [-]
THE SKY.
User avatar #21 to #20 - samxdaxman (03/31/2013) [-]
OH **** , HE'S RIGHT
User avatar #22 to #21 - frets (03/31/2013) [-]
DAMN RIGHT I'M RIGHT
User avatar #23 to #22 - samxdaxman (03/31/2013) [-]
HELL YEAH.
User avatar #14 - samxdaxman (01/10/2013) [-]
hello(for those who are new to my friends list, every once in a while i write on their profiles and say whatsup).
so, how are you?
User avatar #15 to #14 - frets (01/11/2013) [-]
still Steam.
User avatar #16 to #15 - samxdaxman (01/12/2013) [-]
cool.
User avatar #7 - samxdaxman (11/20/2012) [-]
making my social rounds again, just checking in on everyone. hows it been bro?
User avatar #8 to #7 - frets (11/20/2012) [-]
Steam.
User avatar #9 to #8 - samxdaxman (11/20/2012) [-]
noice. id game on my laptop but its slow as **** and im too lazy and broke to do anything.
User avatar #10 to #9 - frets (11/20/2012) [-]
I have a Dell work laptop computer and I yet got it to play games.

Must be your video card drivers.
User avatar #11 to #10 - samxdaxman (11/20/2012) [-]
meh, maybe. im also not that tech savvy. so i wouldnt know what to do anyway.
User avatar #12 to #11 - frets (11/20/2012) [-]
The Username is Kadargo99. Search me sometime.
User avatar #13 to #12 - samxdaxman (11/20/2012) [-]
ill save that in case i ever get steam.
User avatar #1 - frets (05/06/2012) [-]
**frets rolls 555**

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