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#57 - i wasn't insulting people. I was simply stating that I don't u… 07/02/2014 on Thor dad 0
#55 - yeah, yeah, I know. I'm a boring fuddy duddy douche bag becaus…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Thor dad -3
User avatar #69 - stely (07/02/2014) [-]
I completely agree.
User avatar #56 - dorfdorfdorf (07/02/2014) [-]
You can feel however the hell you want, but I dont see why you need to insult everyone who doesnt agree with you. Douche.
#58 - dorfdorfdorf (07/02/2014) [-]
>calling them ten year olds
>implying mlp
Yeah, sure, you were just calmly stating your opinion, and surely you weren't trying to off-handedly insult anyone who enjoyed Avengers
#62 - frenzysalem (07/02/2014) [-]
Not really an insult seeing how super hero movies are MADE for 10 year olds. That's just like saying "I don't understand why anyone above the age of two is wearing diapers." They're made for two year olds so it's believable why someone would be confused if they saw someone older than that wearing them. The same logic goes for super hero movies. I said the thing about the ponies because it's like the diaper analogy again. If someone above the age of two wears diaperswatching MLP in this analogy then it shouldn't come to a surprise to me if they also play with a rattle watching super hero movies . And I also mentioned the ponies thing because of that guys username. Making the subtle point to him that if someone can understand the hype of MLP, I don't quite understand why they couldn't understand the hype of super hero movies either. But again, I guess I'm a douche for implying that, huh?
User avatar #72 - dorfdorfdorf (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, but could you tell me what makes you think it was MADE for ten year olds? Black Widow's outfit? Tony and Pepper's incredibly suggestive first scene? The death of a team member? Or is it just the fact that it's a superhero movie and you have an inferiority complex?
User avatar #87 - frenzysalem (07/03/2014) [-]
They're obviously made for ten year olds. The reason it has all of that extra shit thrown in is because big Hollywood moneymakers said "what can I do to milk more money out of the public using these movies? Oh, I know! Let's add sexual themes so older demographics will be drawn to it AS WELL as the ten year olds it already attracts." They added that shit to appeal to the people who were being forced into taking their kid to it in the first place. They figured, "let's use big name actors and actresses that people think are hot and put them into sexual situations." As long as the ten year olds like the superhero aspect, the women like the sexy hunky actors and the men get a boner every time black widow's ass gets shown, then they'll succeed in making a movie that can generate 50 unnecessary sequals and get as much money from the public as possible. The reason they allow that stuff to leak into a once innocent genre of movies is because they know the 10 year olds won't know what's happening and won't care as long as there's enough action. Then they slap a PG-13 rating on it, which will barely hurt the sales for the 10 year old demo because let's face it, parents don't give a fuck. and send it out. In general, they are still completely made for ten year olds because it was ten year olds who made the genre popular in the first place!
User avatar #88 - dorfdorfdorf (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, fuck you.
#67 - NoXV (07/02/2014) [-]
Yes, for 10 year olds.
User avatar #57 - frenzysalem (07/02/2014) [-]
i wasn't insulting people. I was simply stating that I don't understand how people enjoy it. I don't understand how some people enjoy cutting themselves either. Does that make me a douche too?
#25 - just gonna leave this here...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on Plague +6
#53 - midothegreat (07/02/2014) [-]
#50 - "high expectation needed to reach the front page" 07/02/2014 on Thor dad +3
#48 - I personally don't get how anyone above the age of ten can get…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Thor dad 0
#51 - dorfdorfdorf (07/02/2014) [-]
Did it hurt when the Flying Dutchman took your soul?
#55 - frenzysalem (07/02/2014) [-]
yeah, yeah, I know. I'm a boring fuddy duddy douche bag because i don't like Robert Downey Jr. and the Avengers. I want to go to school to become a film director so I'm, as my older brother calls it, "totally anal about what movies I consider good." I prefer a black and white French movie to a crappy 100% CGI born super hero movie that's automatically "good" because it has big name stars in it and lots of actiony scenes with pretty colors and explosions. God forbid I ask for a movie to be made every once and a while that actually has a decent plot (unlike M. Night Shablablabla), a lack of over the top special effects (unlike Michael Bay), good acting (unlike Baz Luhrmann), and a lack of historical inaccuracy, plagiarism, and pointless, unjustified, violence (unlike Quentin Tarantino). Right now we are in the shadows of big Holleywood money making POS movies that are being hammered out like nobody's business. What people don't realize is that America is currently going through it's worst age of cinema yet and people don't want to watch any of the older stuff because "black and white movies are boring." sorry about the rant but movies are one of the only things i'm passionate about.
User avatar #69 - stely (07/02/2014) [-]
I completely agree.
User avatar #56 - dorfdorfdorf (07/02/2014) [-]
You can feel however the hell you want, but I dont see why you need to insult everyone who doesnt agree with you. Douche.
#58 - dorfdorfdorf (07/02/2014) [-]
>calling them ten year olds
>implying mlp
Yeah, sure, you were just calmly stating your opinion, and surely you weren't trying to off-handedly insult anyone who enjoyed Avengers
#62 - frenzysalem (07/02/2014) [-]
Not really an insult seeing how super hero movies are MADE for 10 year olds. That's just like saying "I don't understand why anyone above the age of two is wearing diapers." They're made for two year olds so it's believable why someone would be confused if they saw someone older than that wearing them. The same logic goes for super hero movies. I said the thing about the ponies because it's like the diaper analogy again. If someone above the age of two wears diaperswatching MLP in this analogy then it shouldn't come to a surprise to me if they also play with a rattle watching super hero movies . And I also mentioned the ponies thing because of that guys username. Making the subtle point to him that if someone can understand the hype of MLP, I don't quite understand why they couldn't understand the hype of super hero movies either. But again, I guess I'm a douche for implying that, huh?
User avatar #72 - dorfdorfdorf (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, but could you tell me what makes you think it was MADE for ten year olds? Black Widow's outfit? Tony and Pepper's incredibly suggestive first scene? The death of a team member? Or is it just the fact that it's a superhero movie and you have an inferiority complex?
User avatar #87 - frenzysalem (07/03/2014) [-]
They're obviously made for ten year olds. The reason it has all of that extra shit thrown in is because big Hollywood moneymakers said "what can I do to milk more money out of the public using these movies? Oh, I know! Let's add sexual themes so older demographics will be drawn to it AS WELL as the ten year olds it already attracts." They added that shit to appeal to the people who were being forced into taking their kid to it in the first place. They figured, "let's use big name actors and actresses that people think are hot and put them into sexual situations." As long as the ten year olds like the superhero aspect, the women like the sexy hunky actors and the men get a boner every time black widow's ass gets shown, then they'll succeed in making a movie that can generate 50 unnecessary sequals and get as much money from the public as possible. The reason they allow that stuff to leak into a once innocent genre of movies is because they know the 10 year olds won't know what's happening and won't care as long as there's enough action. Then they slap a PG-13 rating on it, which will barely hurt the sales for the 10 year old demo because let's face it, parents don't give a fuck. and send it out. In general, they are still completely made for ten year olds because it was ten year olds who made the genre popular in the first place!
User avatar #88 - dorfdorfdorf (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, fuck you.
#67 - NoXV (07/02/2014) [-]
Yes, for 10 year olds.
User avatar #57 - frenzysalem (07/02/2014) [-]
i wasn't insulting people. I was simply stating that I don't understand how people enjoy it. I don't understand how some people enjoy cutting themselves either. Does that make me a douche too?
#1065 - **frenzysalem rolled image ** 06/28/2014 on Your new donger 0
#8 - hot brunette makes young asian girl wet  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on prank gone wrong 0
User avatar #19 - sardinez (06/28/2014) [-]
that shit aint funny no mo
#93 - Be who you want to be. Ignore that jackass and do whatever mak… 06/27/2014 on And I still don't have the... 0
#92 - You are a ******* pathetic, disgusting, degenerat… 06/27/2014 on And I still don't have the... +8
#753 - So I was lying on a couch in my room with a blanket pulled up …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2014 on What's the laziest thing... +1
User avatar #794 - wilfredfanforever (06/27/2014) [-]
nigger, are you telling me you came.. to your mother?
#10 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2014 on nap time spray +2
#12 - zerith (06/24/2014) [-]
#40 - Nothing with Vin Diesel is worth watching. Trust me.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Riddick -10
User avatar #78 - nimblewalrus (06/18/2014) [-]
The Iron Giant.

Fuck your shit.
User avatar #52 - spunkball (06/18/2014) [-]
+1 VIN DIESL A LOW RENT FILLER WITH THE ACTING SKILLS OF A DUCK WITH AIDS BEING SICK
User avatar #50 - kevinator (06/18/2014) [-]
but I love Vin Diesel
User avatar #90 - stifflimb (06/18/2014) [-]
Dont listen to the trollers, they try and they try to make people feel anything for them not understanding only thing we do is laugh at their attempt and forget them just as quickly.
#124 - "Yeah, I love how (insert FPS title) is so different from…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on My reaction to: Master... -2
User avatar #162 - lordtriggs (06/13/2014) [-]
FPS is the type of gameplay

that's like saying "give me a piece of bread that isn't bread"
#275 - "I love avocados so much I crucified myself with them." 06/10/2014 on Avocados are so hard to eat... +16
#3073 - **frenzysalem rolled image ** 06/05/2014 on What you got arrested for 0
#488 - so you're the one who took my username. 06/03/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 2 0
#56 - I was on a date with my girlfriend when I realized. I don… 06/03/2014 on Two Sentence Creepy Pasta... +23
#462 - my username is a combination of my usual username for stuff (f…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 2 +1
User avatar #485 - FrenzyMan (06/03/2014) [-]
hi
#488 - frenzysalem (06/03/2014) [-]
so you're the one who took my username.
#31 - Picture 06/02/2014 on FEELS 0
#28 - Rubric for any average "feels" story-- 1.Ta…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2014 on FEELS -3
#30 - anonymous (06/02/2014) [-]
some times its true some times its fake while sure you can categorize things doesn mean there isn't some truth being nor does mena it not lie thing were felling empathy it what bounds the human race without it we would bash each other skulls in just to get laid have you read watch or seen sothing we know is fake but felt something that's empathy be it something we know is fake is the emtaion we felt any less so ? here have thumb from me not going slate you for it just wanted to say this dont know why but ifelt the need to
#31 - frenzysalem (06/02/2014) [-]
#8 - cough cough 06/01/2014 on hendrix 0
#3536 - **frenzysalem rolled image ** 05/29/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
#64 - You know Jim Morrison didn't kill himself on purpose, right? H…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on Rock 'n' Roll Facts 0
User avatar #137 - specialone (05/22/2014) [-]
Sorry, my mistake. But I still believe they wouldn't be as adored. Due to his death, The Doors, and especially Jim Morrison received cult status - just like Nirvana and Kurt Cobain.

Don't get me wrong, they're both very good bands but I don't believe they'd be as widely remembered had their respective leads survived and they'd produced a couple of ok-ish albums.
#57 - Little known fact. The Beatles are probably the most overrated…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Rock 'n' Roll Facts 0
User avatar #115 - tkfourtwoone (05/22/2014) [-]
I only really like their early true rock n roll songs, honestly.
#82 - anonymous (05/22/2014) [-]
I think it's sometimes fair to say that they might be overrated, but I love the beatles, and from an objective standpoint, I think it's not fair to not give them credit for their musical ability and range and ability to consistently be the best since they started up to the end of each of their careers
#106 - anonymous (05/22/2014) [-]
>The beatles
>Musical ability
Pick one
User avatar #80 - leglesslegolegolas (05/22/2014) [-]
True dat, but don't say that to Beatles fans. They can't take even the smallest bit of criticism.
#76 - anonymous (05/22/2014) [-]
That they are.
#56 - I totally agree. I think the reason they were popular back the…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Rock 'n' Roll Facts 0
User avatar #63 - specialone (05/22/2014) [-]
The Doors wouldn't be as big as they are if Jim Morrison hadn't killed himself. Same with Nirvana.
User avatar #64 - frenzysalem (05/22/2014) [-]
You know Jim Morrison didn't kill himself on purpose, right? He had a drug overdose. And I honestly think they would've become even more popular if he hadn't killed himself because he died before the Doors were finished making music.
User avatar #137 - specialone (05/22/2014) [-]
Sorry, my mistake. But I still believe they wouldn't be as adored. Due to his death, The Doors, and especially Jim Morrison received cult status - just like Nirvana and Kurt Cobain.

Don't get me wrong, they're both very good bands but I don't believe they'd be as widely remembered had their respective leads survived and they'd produced a couple of ok-ish albums.
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#5 - alekksandar (07/02/2014) [-]
Finally, I have found someone else who hates 						*********					 movies.
Finally, I have found someone else who hates ********* movies.
User avatar #6 to #5 - frenzysalem (07/03/2014) [-]
You'd think it would be a more common thing considering what Hollywood has to offer these days.
User avatar #1 - mrnsfw (06/22/2011) [-]
yo bitch just so you know i didnt block you for being dick
i blocked you for being a moron
two things to say to you
1 grow the **** up
2 deal with it
#4 to #1 - frenzysalem (06/22/2011) [-]
OH you're the faggot dumb ass that reposted! are you going around and saying this on EVERYONES profile? damn. this is fj, if you dont like this stuff then to bad, get used to it.
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