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#132 - i'm sorry but why the **** does that picture exist....  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Augh +1
User avatar #212 - SuperHyperCrazy (07/18/2014) [-]
Only for the best reasons
#95 - "it looks like call of duty with a halo skin" al…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Halo is just gay sex -3
#102 - gmarrox (07/17/2014) [-]
Not a huge fan of the genre either, but that's just blatant bullshit.
User avatar #104 - frenzysalem (07/17/2014) [-]
please explain reasoning.
User avatar #108 - gmarrox (07/17/2014) [-]
FPS games have such varying engines that you can't possibly say they're all the same. Take games like Quake or Tribes for example. Super fast paced, often called "ski-shooters" or "sliders" because of how fast you move and how high you can jump. Then you have "realistic shooters like CoD and Battlefield, with cover-based combat. More slow-paced and requires patience and more tactical thought. Then you have games like Halo and Warframe, which are somewhat combinations of the two, where you have superhuman movement, but not at a breakneck pace like Quake. And there are many other types as well.
User avatar #109 - frenzysalem (07/17/2014) [-]
i guess we have two different opinions on what counts as gameplay. in my opinion, all of those games can be played in the exact same way. sure the movement and maps may be designed differently but anyone who's good at one of those games, is pretty much good at all of them, as a few friends of mine have proven to me. The way I see it, you can choose to play any of those FPS games like you would play any other FPS game, the only difference is that they are made for slightly different styles of playing what's basically the exact same game.
User avatar #111 - gmarrox (07/17/2014) [-]
Again, no. I can respect that you dislike FPS's because I'm not too fond either, but the methods to approaching a playing a game like Unreal Tournament vs. Medal of Honor is completely different. And in my experience, they don't appeal to the same types of audiences, which is why there's no much "FPS snobbery" (See: the great Halo vs. CoD debate of 2007 - 2012)
User avatar #124 - frenzysalem (07/17/2014) [-]
I'm sorry dude, I just don't see any difference. Or rather I see it but I don't experience it. It all just seems so point and click but with different pictures on the screen.
User avatar #112 - gmarrox (07/17/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ I'm tired. Try to bear with the spelling mistakes and shit.
User avatar #120 - zaiopeperse (07/17/2014) [-]
Yet you still haven't gone sloops?
User avatar #121 - gmarrox (07/17/2014) [-]
Insomnia's a bitch.
User avatar #122 - zaiopeperse (07/17/2014) [-]
I'm so sorry
#120 - your sister is a slut though. 07/17/2014 on True Story +1
#27 - But hey! Now we don't have to deal with that anymore because c… 07/16/2014 on stand proud, player 2 0
#93 - haha! yeah, learn the difference you ******* weeaboos! XD 07/16/2014 on sauce is Haiyore! Nyaruko San +3
#32 - in my honest opinion, i thought converses were already worse t… 07/16/2014 on dear god....no... 0
#91 - Picture 07/16/2014 on The thirst is real 0
#38 - >mrw people are yelling at me saying all of the scary, conf…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2014 on (untitled) 0
#40 - medewu (07/16/2014) [-]
Fuck that. you're either first or you're last. That's it. you know who remembers who got second place? The first Loser does.
#507 - Picture 07/16/2014 on Addy Avatar -2
#468 - Final Fantasy XIII + Divinity: original sin = Divine sinful fa…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on This will be interesting 0
User avatar #508 - elyiia (07/15/2014) [-]
Sounds like a porno.
#725 - **frenzysalem rolls 468,893,502** 07/10/2014 on Free Steam Card 0
#22 - no problem 07/08/2014 on Shadow Ball! +1
#20 - here ya go  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Shadow Ball! +13
User avatar #21 - include (07/08/2014) [-]
Ah thank you, I've been looking for that.
#22 - frenzysalem (07/08/2014) [-]
no problem
#6 - You'd think it would be a more common thing considering what H… 07/03/2014 on frenzysalem's profile 0
#87 - They're obviously made for ten year olds. The reason it has al…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Thor dad -1
User avatar #88 - dorfdorfdorf (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, fuck you.
#62 - Not really an insult seeing how super hero movies are MADE for…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Thor dad -2
User avatar #72 - dorfdorfdorf (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, but could you tell me what makes you think it was MADE for ten year olds? Black Widow's outfit? Tony and Pepper's incredibly suggestive first scene? The death of a team member? Or is it just the fact that it's a superhero movie and you have an inferiority complex?
User avatar #87 - frenzysalem (07/03/2014) [-]
They're obviously made for ten year olds. The reason it has all of that extra shit thrown in is because big Hollywood moneymakers said "what can I do to milk more money out of the public using these movies? Oh, I know! Let's add sexual themes so older demographics will be drawn to it AS WELL as the ten year olds it already attracts." They added that shit to appeal to the people who were being forced into taking their kid to it in the first place. They figured, "let's use big name actors and actresses that people think are hot and put them into sexual situations." As long as the ten year olds like the superhero aspect, the women like the sexy hunky actors and the men get a boner every time black widow's ass gets shown, then they'll succeed in making a movie that can generate 50 unnecessary sequals and get as much money from the public as possible. The reason they allow that stuff to leak into a once innocent genre of movies is because they know the 10 year olds won't know what's happening and won't care as long as there's enough action. Then they slap a PG-13 rating on it, which will barely hurt the sales for the 10 year old demo because let's face it, parents don't give a fuck. and send it out. In general, they are still completely made for ten year olds because it was ten year olds who made the genre popular in the first place!
User avatar #88 - dorfdorfdorf (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, fuck you.
#67 - NoXV (07/02/2014) [-]
Yes, for 10 year olds.
#57 - i wasn't insulting people. I was simply stating that I don't u… 07/02/2014 on Thor dad 0
#55 - yeah, yeah, I know. I'm a boring fuddy duddy douche bag becaus…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Thor dad -3
User avatar #69 - stely (07/02/2014) [-]
I completely agree.
User avatar #56 - dorfdorfdorf (07/02/2014) [-]
You can feel however the hell you want, but I dont see why you need to insult everyone who doesnt agree with you. Douche.
#58 - dorfdorfdorf (07/02/2014) [-]
>calling them ten year olds
>implying mlp
Yeah, sure, you were just calmly stating your opinion, and surely you weren't trying to off-handedly insult anyone who enjoyed Avengers
#62 - frenzysalem (07/02/2014) [-]
Not really an insult seeing how super hero movies are MADE for 10 year olds. That's just like saying "I don't understand why anyone above the age of two is wearing diapers." They're made for two year olds so it's believable why someone would be confused if they saw someone older than that wearing them. The same logic goes for super hero movies. I said the thing about the ponies because it's like the diaper analogy again. If someone above the age of two wears diaperswatching MLP in this analogy then it shouldn't come to a surprise to me if they also play with a rattle watching super hero movies . And I also mentioned the ponies thing because of that guys username. Making the subtle point to him that if someone can understand the hype of MLP, I don't quite understand why they couldn't understand the hype of super hero movies either. But again, I guess I'm a douche for implying that, huh?
User avatar #72 - dorfdorfdorf (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, but could you tell me what makes you think it was MADE for ten year olds? Black Widow's outfit? Tony and Pepper's incredibly suggestive first scene? The death of a team member? Or is it just the fact that it's a superhero movie and you have an inferiority complex?
User avatar #87 - frenzysalem (07/03/2014) [-]
They're obviously made for ten year olds. The reason it has all of that extra shit thrown in is because big Hollywood moneymakers said "what can I do to milk more money out of the public using these movies? Oh, I know! Let's add sexual themes so older demographics will be drawn to it AS WELL as the ten year olds it already attracts." They added that shit to appeal to the people who were being forced into taking their kid to it in the first place. They figured, "let's use big name actors and actresses that people think are hot and put them into sexual situations." As long as the ten year olds like the superhero aspect, the women like the sexy hunky actors and the men get a boner every time black widow's ass gets shown, then they'll succeed in making a movie that can generate 50 unnecessary sequals and get as much money from the public as possible. The reason they allow that stuff to leak into a once innocent genre of movies is because they know the 10 year olds won't know what's happening and won't care as long as there's enough action. Then they slap a PG-13 rating on it, which will barely hurt the sales for the 10 year old demo because let's face it, parents don't give a fuck. and send it out. In general, they are still completely made for ten year olds because it was ten year olds who made the genre popular in the first place!
User avatar #88 - dorfdorfdorf (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, fuck you.
#67 - NoXV (07/02/2014) [-]
Yes, for 10 year olds.
User avatar #57 - frenzysalem (07/02/2014) [-]
i wasn't insulting people. I was simply stating that I don't understand how people enjoy it. I don't understand how some people enjoy cutting themselves either. Does that make me a douche too?
#25 - just gonna leave this here...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on Plague +6
#53 - midothegreat (07/02/2014) [-]
#50 - "high expectation needed to reach the front page" 07/02/2014 on Thor dad +3
#48 - I personally don't get how anyone above the age of ten can get…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Thor dad 0
#51 - dorfdorfdorf (07/02/2014) [-]
Did it hurt when the Flying Dutchman took your soul?
#55 - frenzysalem (07/02/2014) [-]
yeah, yeah, I know. I'm a boring fuddy duddy douche bag because i don't like Robert Downey Jr. and the Avengers. I want to go to school to become a film director so I'm, as my older brother calls it, "totally anal about what movies I consider good." I prefer a black and white French movie to a crappy 100% CGI born super hero movie that's automatically "good" because it has big name stars in it and lots of actiony scenes with pretty colors and explosions. God forbid I ask for a movie to be made every once and a while that actually has a decent plot (unlike M. Night Shablablabla), a lack of over the top special effects (unlike Michael Bay), good acting (unlike Baz Luhrmann), and a lack of historical inaccuracy, plagiarism, and pointless, unjustified, violence (unlike Quentin Tarantino). Right now we are in the shadows of big Holleywood money making POS movies that are being hammered out like nobody's business. What people don't realize is that America is currently going through it's worst age of cinema yet and people don't want to watch any of the older stuff because "black and white movies are boring." sorry about the rant but movies are one of the only things i'm passionate about.
User avatar #69 - stely (07/02/2014) [-]
I completely agree.
User avatar #56 - dorfdorfdorf (07/02/2014) [-]
You can feel however the hell you want, but I dont see why you need to insult everyone who doesnt agree with you. Douche.
#58 - dorfdorfdorf (07/02/2014) [-]
>calling them ten year olds
>implying mlp
Yeah, sure, you were just calmly stating your opinion, and surely you weren't trying to off-handedly insult anyone who enjoyed Avengers
#62 - frenzysalem (07/02/2014) [-]
Not really an insult seeing how super hero movies are MADE for 10 year olds. That's just like saying "I don't understand why anyone above the age of two is wearing diapers." They're made for two year olds so it's believable why someone would be confused if they saw someone older than that wearing them. The same logic goes for super hero movies. I said the thing about the ponies because it's like the diaper analogy again. If someone above the age of two wears diaperswatching MLP in this analogy then it shouldn't come to a surprise to me if they also play with a rattle watching super hero movies . And I also mentioned the ponies thing because of that guys username. Making the subtle point to him that if someone can understand the hype of MLP, I don't quite understand why they couldn't understand the hype of super hero movies either. But again, I guess I'm a douche for implying that, huh?
User avatar #72 - dorfdorfdorf (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, but could you tell me what makes you think it was MADE for ten year olds? Black Widow's outfit? Tony and Pepper's incredibly suggestive first scene? The death of a team member? Or is it just the fact that it's a superhero movie and you have an inferiority complex?
User avatar #87 - frenzysalem (07/03/2014) [-]
They're obviously made for ten year olds. The reason it has all of that extra shit thrown in is because big Hollywood moneymakers said "what can I do to milk more money out of the public using these movies? Oh, I know! Let's add sexual themes so older demographics will be drawn to it AS WELL as the ten year olds it already attracts." They added that shit to appeal to the people who were being forced into taking their kid to it in the first place. They figured, "let's use big name actors and actresses that people think are hot and put them into sexual situations." As long as the ten year olds like the superhero aspect, the women like the sexy hunky actors and the men get a boner every time black widow's ass gets shown, then they'll succeed in making a movie that can generate 50 unnecessary sequals and get as much money from the public as possible. The reason they allow that stuff to leak into a once innocent genre of movies is because they know the 10 year olds won't know what's happening and won't care as long as there's enough action. Then they slap a PG-13 rating on it, which will barely hurt the sales for the 10 year old demo because let's face it, parents don't give a fuck. and send it out. In general, they are still completely made for ten year olds because it was ten year olds who made the genre popular in the first place!
User avatar #88 - dorfdorfdorf (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, fuck you.
#67 - NoXV (07/02/2014) [-]
Yes, for 10 year olds.
User avatar #57 - frenzysalem (07/02/2014) [-]
i wasn't insulting people. I was simply stating that I don't understand how people enjoy it. I don't understand how some people enjoy cutting themselves either. Does that make me a douche too?
#1065 - **frenzysalem rolled image ** 06/28/2014 on Your new donger 0
#8 - hot brunette makes young asian girl wet  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on prank gone wrong 0
User avatar #19 - sardinez (06/28/2014) [-]
that shit aint funny no mo
#93 - Be who you want to be. Ignore that jackass and do whatever mak… 06/27/2014 on And I still don't have the... 0
#92 - You are a ******* pathetic, disgusting, degenerat… 06/27/2014 on And I still don't have the... +8
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#5 - alekksandar (07/02/2014) [-]
Finally, I have found someone else who hates 						*********					 movies.
Finally, I have found someone else who hates ********* movies.
User avatar #6 to #5 - frenzysalem (07/03/2014) [-]
You'd think it would be a more common thing considering what Hollywood has to offer these days.
User avatar #1 - mrnsfw (06/22/2011) [-]
yo bitch just so you know i didnt block you for being dick
i blocked you for being a moron
two things to say to you
1 grow the **** up
2 deal with it
#4 to #1 - frenzysalem (06/22/2011) [-]
OH you're the faggot dumb ass that reposted! are you going around and saying this on EVERYONES profile? damn. this is fj, if you dont like this stuff then to bad, get used to it.
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