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#725 - **frenzysalem rolls 468,893,502** 6 hours ago on Free Steam Card 0
#22 - no problem 07/08/2014 on Shadow Ball! +1
#20 - here ya go  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Shadow Ball! +13
User avatar #21 - include (07/08/2014) [-]
Ah thank you, I've been looking for that.
#22 - frenzysalem (07/08/2014) [-]
no problem
#6 - You'd think it would be a more common thing considering what H… 07/03/2014 on frenzysalem's profile 0
#87 - They're obviously made for ten year olds. The reason it has al…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Thor dad -1
User avatar #88 - dorfdorfdorf (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, fuck you.
#62 - Not really an insult seeing how super hero movies are MADE for…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Thor dad -2
User avatar #72 - dorfdorfdorf (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, but could you tell me what makes you think it was MADE for ten year olds? Black Widow's outfit? Tony and Pepper's incredibly suggestive first scene? The death of a team member? Or is it just the fact that it's a superhero movie and you have an inferiority complex?
User avatar #87 - frenzysalem (07/03/2014) [-]
They're obviously made for ten year olds. The reason it has all of that extra shit thrown in is because big Hollywood moneymakers said "what can I do to milk more money out of the public using these movies? Oh, I know! Let's add sexual themes so older demographics will be drawn to it AS WELL as the ten year olds it already attracts." They added that shit to appeal to the people who were being forced into taking their kid to it in the first place. They figured, "let's use big name actors and actresses that people think are hot and put them into sexual situations." As long as the ten year olds like the superhero aspect, the women like the sexy hunky actors and the men get a boner every time black widow's ass gets shown, then they'll succeed in making a movie that can generate 50 unnecessary sequals and get as much money from the public as possible. The reason they allow that stuff to leak into a once innocent genre of movies is because they know the 10 year olds won't know what's happening and won't care as long as there's enough action. Then they slap a PG-13 rating on it, which will barely hurt the sales for the 10 year old demo because let's face it, parents don't give a fuck. and send it out. In general, they are still completely made for ten year olds because it was ten year olds who made the genre popular in the first place!
User avatar #88 - dorfdorfdorf (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, fuck you.
#67 - NoXV (07/02/2014) [-]
Yes, for 10 year olds.
#57 - i wasn't insulting people. I was simply stating that I don't u… 07/02/2014 on Thor dad 0
#55 - yeah, yeah, I know. I'm a boring fuddy duddy douche bag becaus…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Thor dad -3
User avatar #69 - stely (07/02/2014) [-]
I completely agree.
User avatar #56 - dorfdorfdorf (07/02/2014) [-]
You can feel however the hell you want, but I dont see why you need to insult everyone who doesnt agree with you. Douche.
#58 - dorfdorfdorf (07/02/2014) [-]
>calling them ten year olds
>implying mlp
Yeah, sure, you were just calmly stating your opinion, and surely you weren't trying to off-handedly insult anyone who enjoyed Avengers
#62 - frenzysalem (07/02/2014) [-]
Not really an insult seeing how super hero movies are MADE for 10 year olds. That's just like saying "I don't understand why anyone above the age of two is wearing diapers." They're made for two year olds so it's believable why someone would be confused if they saw someone older than that wearing them. The same logic goes for super hero movies. I said the thing about the ponies because it's like the diaper analogy again. If someone above the age of two wears diaperswatching MLP in this analogy then it shouldn't come to a surprise to me if they also play with a rattle watching super hero movies . And I also mentioned the ponies thing because of that guys username. Making the subtle point to him that if someone can understand the hype of MLP, I don't quite understand why they couldn't understand the hype of super hero movies either. But again, I guess I'm a douche for implying that, huh?
User avatar #72 - dorfdorfdorf (07/02/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, but could you tell me what makes you think it was MADE for ten year olds? Black Widow's outfit? Tony and Pepper's incredibly suggestive first scene? The death of a team member? Or is it just the fact that it's a superhero movie and you have an inferiority complex?
User avatar #87 - frenzysalem (07/03/2014) [-]
They're obviously made for ten year olds. The reason it has all of that extra shit thrown in is because big Hollywood moneymakers said "what can I do to milk more money out of the public using these movies? Oh, I know! Let's add sexual themes so older demographics will be drawn to it AS WELL as the ten year olds it already attracts." They added that shit to appeal to the people who were being forced into taking their kid to it in the first place. They figured, "let's use big name actors and actresses that people think are hot and put them into sexual situations." As long as the ten year olds like the superhero aspect, the women like the sexy hunky actors and the men get a boner every time black widow's ass gets shown, then they'll succeed in making a movie that can generate 50 unnecessary sequals and get as much money from the public as possible. The reason they allow that stuff to leak into a once innocent genre of movies is because they know the 10 year olds won't know what's happening and won't care as long as there's enough action. Then they slap a PG-13 rating on it, which will barely hurt the sales for the 10 year old demo because let's face it, parents don't give a fuck. and send it out. In general, they are still completely made for ten year olds because it was ten year olds who made the genre popular in the first place!
User avatar #88 - dorfdorfdorf (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, fuck you.
#67 - NoXV (07/02/2014) [-]
Yes, for 10 year olds.
User avatar #57 - frenzysalem (07/02/2014) [-]
i wasn't insulting people. I was simply stating that I don't understand how people enjoy it. I don't understand how some people enjoy cutting themselves either. Does that make me a douche too?
#25 - just gonna leave this here...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on Plague +6
#53 - midothegreat (07/02/2014) [-]
#50 - "high expectation needed to reach the front page" 07/02/2014 on Thor dad +3
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#5 - alekksandar (07/02/2014) [-]
Finally, I have found someone else who hates 						*********					 movies.
Finally, I have found someone else who hates ********* movies.
User avatar #6 to #5 - frenzysalem (07/03/2014) [-]
You'd think it would be a more common thing considering what Hollywood has to offer these days.
User avatar #1 - mrnsfw (06/22/2011) [-]
yo bitch just so you know i didnt block you for being dick
i blocked you for being a moron
two things to say to you
1 grow the **** up
2 deal with it
#4 to #1 - frenzysalem (06/22/2011) [-]
OH you're the ****** dumb ass that reposted! are you going around and saying this on EVERYONES profile? damn. this is fj, if you dont like this stuff then to bad, get used to it.
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