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Date Signed Up:4/03/2015
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#25 - God damn it that pic 10/20/2015 on Give it 10 years, +2
#89 - Dont mind me im just using this for some research. 10/20/2015 on (untitled) 0
#142 - I cant hear you over the explosions 09/18/2015 on Men under 6'2 0
#226 - Good lord dem hips 09/18/2015 on Dem hips... +1
#55 - Ill just check fj and..... Y u do dis guiez? 09/18/2015 on Frezia 0
#93 - Ohh is that why loki is the god of fire? Because of his rhymes? 08/21/2015 on fun with facts 0
#17 - Did you at least pay the clown college? 08/19/2015 on My 10 year goals 0
#73 - So why does oranges mcgee gets a rework BUT GRAVES CA…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2015 on (untitled) +1
#103 - Wizzythekid (08/19/2015) [-]
Because then LoL will have a drug reference. Not good for the kids who play it because then it will upset their parents. Riot will then be sued, and League will be no more. Sorry, mate. Still no cigar.
#77 - Tucking hate my tablet  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2015 on Seems legit -3
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#81 - shemaledong (08/19/2015) [-]
You could have deleted the comment.
It is: "Bitches ain`t shit but hoes and tricks"
Get your shit together son!
dr.dre - bitches aint shit (but hoes and tricks)
#76 - Bitches ain't **** except boss and tricks -ghanhi  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2015 on Seems legit -3
#77 - freizaxplains (08/19/2015) [-]
Tucking hate my tablet
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#81 - shemaledong (08/19/2015) [-]
You could have deleted the comment.
It is: "Bitches ain`t shit but hoes and tricks"
Get your shit together son!
dr.dre - bitches aint shit (but hoes and tricks)

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User avatar #43 - garyhasmorebadges (05/28/2015) [-]
Lord Frieza I have located a Dragonball on planet Earth, it seems to be in the cloth of this human man. I'm not gonna be the one to reach down in there.
User avatar #44 to #43 - freizaxplains (05/28/2015) [-]
Nice try slick but im not falling for that one again
User avatar #41 - gleegifs (04/18/2015) [-]
When Goku took pity on Freiza when he was bisected and gave him a ki boost so he could escape the impending planetary implosion why did Frieza instead use it to shoot Goku in the back?
User avatar #42 to #41 - freizaxplains (04/18/2015) [-]
It was a issue with pride, he was defeated yet he thought he was the most powerful being in the universe yet he got his ass kicked by a golden monkey
User avatar #38 - gabemczombie (04/15/2015) [-]
Something tells me that Freiza isn't your favourite DBZ character
User avatar #39 to #38 - freizaxplains (04/15/2015) [-]
Well he is my childhood villian but ill give you an hint on who is my fav thought MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
User avatar #40 to #39 - gabemczombie (04/15/2015) [-]
I don't know enough about DBZ to get that reference... I need to re-watch the series.
Freiza's my favourite character of all time, along with Cell and Master Chief.
#37 - tarabostes (04/12/2015) [-]
Best girl freiza
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User avatar #30 - dalgaard (04/09/2015) [-]
Have you ever really gotten to explain anything about frieza yet lol.

And havent rly seen u posting any abridged frieza yet whats up with that. Theres so much material holy ****
User avatar #31 to #30 - freizaxplains (04/09/2015) [-]
Well i am saving all the freiza pics and i haven't really save any tfs.

Also i have explained freiza's gender and reproduction in theory anyway but no nobody really asked anything else about him
User avatar #32 to #31 - dalgaard (04/09/2015) [-]
Thats what i mean. There isnt rly any fuzz about him is there.

And if you make a themeaccount. Make it count man. Be the best. Save that tfs ****
User avatar #33 to #32 - freizaxplains (04/09/2015) [-]
Sir, yes sir
#24 - mudkipfucker (04/06/2015) [-]
dunno if you have this gif
dunno if you have this gif
#25 to #24 - freizaxplains (04/07/2015) [-]
now i do thanks
User avatar #18 - BrownBearninetysix ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
How the **** does Frieza clan reproduce?
User avatar #19 to #18 - freizaxplains (04/05/2015) [-]
Asexually, we basically **** out our young
User avatar #20 to #19 - BrownBearninetysix ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
Like Namekians?
User avatar #21 to #20 - freizaxplains (04/05/2015) [-]
Noo when i say **** i literally mean give live birth through the anus, not throw up eggs
User avatar #22 to #21 - BrownBearninetysix ONLINE (04/05/2015) [-]
So, at some point in your lives you just give birth to a kid?
User avatar #23 to #22 - freizaxplains (04/05/2015) [-]
Yep although everyone is difference, i got kurisa like at 15 or so years ago but cooler hasnt had a single i one yet and hes like 50
User avatar #28 to #23 - comicexplain (04/07/2015) [-]
Kurisa will never be canon.
#1 - murrlogic (04/04/2015) [-]
So...

How's purgatory Frieza?
User avatar #17 to #1 - freizaxplains (04/04/2015) [-]
Oh and thanks for that pic, i needed more for my collection
#26 to #17 - Dragonchampion ONLINE (04/07/2015) [-]
Those little ***** must be annoying as hell (pardon the pun) for you to listen to in that cocoon every day. I bet you were relieved to be brought back, even as tiny pieces.
User avatar #29 to #26 - freizaxplains (04/07/2015) [-]
You're goddamn right
#2 to #1 - freizaxplains (04/04/2015) [-]
not entirely too bad but not much to do, the orges seems kinda nice but don't ask them about onions
User avatar #13 to #2 - murrlogic (04/04/2015) [-]
>Raditz

M8 you had every intention to kill Raditz when he came back with the Dragonballs

and Vegeta and Nappa too since Raditz couldn't get the job done by himself
User avatar #14 to #13 - freizaxplains (04/04/2015) [-]
uhhh i don't raditz was ever brought back to life, im pretty certain i saw him getting his ass kick by nappa the other day
#15 to #14 - murrlogic (04/04/2015) [-]
By the way you did a pretty awful job killing the saiyans when this one had the key to kick your ass
#16 to #15 - freizaxplains (04/04/2015) [-]
again thank your monkey
#3 to #2 - murrlogic (04/04/2015) [-]
Does it feel awkward you're around so many fallen fighters who're much stronger than you

I mean you're best friends with Cell but he's stronger than you and your brother AND your father
#4 to #3 - freizaxplains (04/04/2015) [-]
well it was at first but when cell decided to train he ask cooler and I if we wanted to train with him, i mean in a wasteland where there is literally nothing to do and you do not have the limitations of being alive so we figured why not it would killed time till the next break out. also you should note that cell was created with part of my dna, and without me going to earth in the first place he would have not existed at so he thought he owed me something. you may not know this but i was considered a prodigy by my people so if i train hard enough i ought to destroy that dirty monkey and his stupid planet

pic is my new form btw
#5 to #4 - murrlogic (04/04/2015) [-]
Not impressed

Considering you're still not as strong as pic related.

He was coming to destroy you for being such a dick across the galaxy
#6 to #5 - freizaxplains (04/04/2015) [-]
ya i thought it was like super monkey's hair but ces la vie. also i'm certain that could have pursaded him other wise. I mean he may be a god but he is still a cat.
#7 to #6 - murrlogic (04/04/2015) [-]
There is also the factor of this somewhere half way across the galaxy destroying every planet you missed

He was programmed to come find you as well
User avatar #8 to #7 - freizaxplains (04/04/2015) [-]
program is a hard word to describe that ape.As it was goku that "broke" his programing and he became what he is today. it was kakarot this and kakarot that and anything that came between him and kakarot was collateral damage. out of all of us who actually made it to the other side he was the only one that was sent to a literally void.
User avatar #9 to #8 - murrlogic (04/04/2015) [-]
Blame King Vegeta for not wanting to use him against you immediately during your conquest for the dragon balls

He's probably stronger than Cell but not as strong as Goku's 1st son Gohan
#10 to #9 - freizaxplains (04/04/2015) [-]
debatable, i mean while he was strong but he was taken down super monkey one and not super monkey 2 like cell but given time he "might" grow as strong as at least as majin buu if left uncheck long enough
#11 to #10 - murrlogic (04/04/2015) [-]
Continuing with the tradition of people during your time lines who are stronger than you and Cell
#12 to #11 - freizaxplains (04/04/2015) [-]
we don't talk about him, he was a asshole among assholes also no matter how many people you compare me to, every last one of us can, good or bad, can utterly wreck your **** . i mean even raditz can totally destroy the earth if given enough time to do so and he was as strong as a freaking saibaman. can you fight a saibaman? i doubt it, much less me
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