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#36 - does your teacher have kids?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2011 on Pedobear +11
#47 - yisumad (07/03/2011) [-]
<====later that day
#64 - Picture 07/03/2011 on funny gay face +28
#96 - Picture 07/03/2011 on Lol 0
#32 - those bitches that call everyone "weird" they do wor… 07/03/2011 on Carnival 0
#19 - Comment deleted 07/03/2011 on Greatest .gif ever -3
#54 - ITS SEA-MAN, NOT SEMEN!!!!!!!!! 07/03/2011 on I see what you did there. +7
#33 - you know what i hate? ********* that show off poi… 07/03/2011 on Things That Piss Me Off to... 0
#101 - that is something absolutely horrible to watch  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2011 on gross 0
#105 - iamurramen has deleted their comment.
#209 - its like being stabbed in a ****** by a pickaxe(n… 07/02/2011 on Apples are supposed to be... +2
#52 - i was just watching the videoclip today :D!!! 07/02/2011 on Stacy's Mom 0
#332 - Picture 07/02/2011 on Horrifying House Guest Comp 0
#314 - lol guys knock it off with the slinder man...since i heard abo… 07/02/2011 on Horrifying House Guest Comp +1
#300 - i have a feeling if i read this a few hours earlier i couldnt sleep  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2011 on Horrifying House Guest Comp +4
#330 - vekoma (07/02/2011) [-]
#332 - freezebastard (07/02/2011) [-]
#248 - what do you mean by saying yes in the church? yep i agree, …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2011 on Truth or Dare 0
User avatar #260 - totem (07/02/2011) [-]
Atleast we do in Denmark, we do something called "Confirmation". Then you say yes to be christian or something. Alot of danish peoples do it, but noone really believe in anything. Its just something you do for the party and presents.
#239 - well i grew up in europe as well and 7th grade you are 12 most…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2011 on Truth or Dare 0
User avatar #246 - totem (07/02/2011) [-]
Confirmation, where you say yes in the church etc, isnt that in 7th grade? I know it is in Denmark, and most people is 13-14 year old that time.
Honestly I do not see anything wrong in know what reverse cowgirl is at that age. It's normal.
User avatar #248 - freezebastard (07/02/2011) [-]
what do you mean by saying yes in the church?
yep i agree, knowing its fine, watching like a maniac is bad :P
User avatar #260 - totem (07/02/2011) [-]
Atleast we do in Denmark, we do something called "Confirmation". Then you say yes to be christian or something. Alot of danish peoples do it, but noone really believe in anything. Its just something you do for the party and presents.
#355 - that makes sense 07/02/2011 on Oh Ron, you so silly. 0
#188 - no i agree its messed up, it doesnt matter it is available onl…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/02/2011 on Truth or Dare +2
User avatar #217 - totem (07/02/2011) [-]
7th grade, you are 13-14. Atleast in Denmark.
User avatar #239 - freezebastard (07/02/2011) [-]
well i grew up in europe as well and 7th grade you are 12 most likely, but still its fine if you know where babies come from, but not to watch porn like older teenagers or adults do
User avatar #246 - totem (07/02/2011) [-]
Confirmation, where you say yes in the church etc, isnt that in 7th grade? I know it is in Denmark, and most people is 13-14 year old that time.
Honestly I do not see anything wrong in know what reverse cowgirl is at that age. It's normal.
User avatar #248 - freezebastard (07/02/2011) [-]
what do you mean by saying yes in the church?
yep i agree, knowing its fine, watching like a maniac is bad :P
User avatar #260 - totem (07/02/2011) [-]
Atleast we do in Denmark, we do something called "Confirmation". Then you say yes to be christian or something. Alot of danish peoples do it, but noone really believe in anything. Its just something you do for the party and presents.
#338 - calm down i dont know everything 07/02/2011 on Oh Ron, you so silly. 0
#336 - is it true pieces from the uterus' surface come out too?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2011 on Oh Ron, you so silly. 0
#348 - magicmace (07/02/2011) [-]
I'm no doctor, but I believe that when a woman is ovulating, the uterus lines its self with nutrient rich blood so that if a fertilized egg lands on it, its chances of survival are greater. When she doesn't get pregnant, the uterus pushes the old blood out, via a period.

I'm no doctor, so google if you doubt..
User avatar #355 - freezebastard (07/02/2011) [-]
that makes sense
User avatar #337 - Audra (07/02/2011) [-]
I don't know if it's actually that or just clumps of jelly-like blood. Certainly makes showers and baths a lot less fun
#331 - hmm i see, still hard to believe this happens 7/30 days every month... 07/02/2011 on Oh Ron, you so silly. 0
#327 - wtf is wrong with girls when they get periods?? they become co…  [+] (25 new replies) 07/02/2011 on Oh Ron, you so silly. 0
User avatar #335 - gynosaur (07/02/2011) [-]
Well. Why don't you get someone to hit you in the kidneys and have you 'piss blood'. Tell us if it causes you to be a tempermental bitch.
User avatar #352 - combuf (07/02/2011) [-]
Speaking of periods...
User avatar #363 - gynosaur (07/02/2011) [-]
Actually not on mine yet. I'm just naturally a jerk. Sorry.
User avatar #366 - combuf (07/02/2011) [-]
Then goddam, yould hate to see you on your period. The world will fuckin eplode or soemthing hahaha
User avatar #369 - gynosaur (07/02/2011) [-]
o.o Something like that..
I don't think I'm very mean on mine, just walk around "GODDAMNTHISBLOWS". When I'm on it, everyone knows.. -.-
User avatar #371 - combuf (07/02/2011) [-]
So you treat people nicer on your period? In that case, it'll be better if yuo were on your period all the time.
User avatar #376 - gynosaur (07/02/2011) [-]
O.O Let's not do that.
I'd never get laid. D;
Got pregnancy shot >> Delayed period by month. >> Had hell for two weeks.
User avatar #380 - combuf (07/02/2011) [-]
Oh i bet. My gf's period is irregular. I was fuckin nervous when a month came by and it wasn't there. I was like, OMG PREGNANCY TEST NOW!

But there are a few guys who like the taco with extra ketchup. D:
User avatar #382 - gynosaur (07/02/2011) [-]
o.e My boyfriend likes the katchup. Totally tripped me out. last boyfriend barley even kissed me when I was on it. o.o
.. I carry a pregnancy test in my purse along with 4 condoms. O.O And a sharp object. Haah.
User avatar #386 - combuf (07/02/2011) [-]
oh god keep me away from you. wrap it up 4 times and if it still turn blue, you get stabbed.

OH GAWD
User avatar #388 - gynosaur (07/02/2011) [-]
o.o No.
I'm just a very paranoid person. I get all nervous and jittery even when I put both earphones in.. ._.
User avatar #396 - xXthabeastXx (07/02/2011) [-]
Oh my God, I just read that ENTIRE conversation. I'm going to go hang myself with my computer cords now for fear of ever seeing another conversation about "extra ketchup on the taco".
User avatar #401 - Ardoyanconorvich (07/02/2011) [-]
Someone please use sexually oblivious rhino!
#404 - sirgawain (07/02/2011) [-]
I arrived as soon as time would allow!


Ketchup on the taco?



No thanks, Lettuce is fine.
User avatar #406 - Ardoyanconorvich (07/02/2011) [-]
Ah thats better :)
#407 - sirgawain (07/02/2011) [-]
OH GOD I JUST READ IT AGAIN!


THINK OF RETURN THE SLAB!!!
#410 - sirgawain (07/02/2011) [-]
IT ISN'T WORKING!
User avatar #338 - freezebastard (07/02/2011) [-]
calm down i dont know everything
#332 - Audra (07/02/2011) [-]
The horrible constant warm-wet feeling, the pain, the smell, hormones, the energy-less from blood loss, the list goes on -__-
User avatar #336 - freezebastard (07/02/2011) [-]
is it true pieces from the uterus' surface come out too?
#348 - magicmace (07/02/2011) [-]
I'm no doctor, but I believe that when a woman is ovulating, the uterus lines its self with nutrient rich blood so that if a fertilized egg lands on it, its chances of survival are greater. When she doesn't get pregnant, the uterus pushes the old blood out, via a period.

I'm no doctor, so google if you doubt..
User avatar #355 - freezebastard (07/02/2011) [-]
that makes sense
User avatar #337 - Audra (07/02/2011) [-]
I don't know if it's actually that or just clumps of jelly-like blood. Certainly makes showers and baths a lot less fun
User avatar #329 - RandomAnonGuy (07/02/2011) [-]
Hormones, constant bleeding, pain. All induce rage methinks.
User avatar #331 - freezebastard (07/02/2011) [-]
hmm i see, still hard to believe this happens 7/30 days every month...
#194 - those were the real cartoon, not like the junk they threw lat… 07/02/2011 on Cartoon Network. 0
#183 - lol its positive mostly and honest as well 07/01/2011 on Faking It 0
#70 - i dunno about you guys...but <=========== 07/01/2011 on I've seen enough +7
#127 - Derpina, i have to confess i am also attracted to you...LETS H…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/01/2011 on Comicomp +41
#155 - MidgetInABikini (07/01/2011) [-]
Thanks a lot. Unwanted boner.
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