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#28 - Picture 06/27/2011 on i want you to kill my husband +2
#17 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2011 on Troll customer 0
#33 - Psychobradley (06/27/2011) [-]
Only people with epilepsy would understand this
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#601 - it doesnt matter that you are immobile, you can still be awesome 06/27/2011 on You're all I've got 0
#171 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! "IRON THIS…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2011 on Dirty Joke Comp 1 0
#172 - anonymous (06/27/2011) [-]
He thought he was eating her out but was actually just chewing grass.
#136 - Picture 06/27/2011 on Dragons. +4
#25 - ...and thats why he jumped 06/27/2011 on WHAT A TWIST +12
#34 - Picture 06/27/2011 on Boondock Saints vs. Edward +2
#93 - Picture 06/27/2011 on The Dog Wants to Kill Me +12
#144 - never though skiing could be so... 06/27/2011 on Dirty Joke Comp 2 +26
#380 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2011 on True Story bro +3
#384 - nervehammer (06/27/2011) [-]
#394 - deadrifler (06/27/2011) [-]
#383 - hivihauir (06/27/2011) [-]
Feels bad man.
#52 - Picture 06/26/2011 on your hands are now Candy +2
#151 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2011 on Teachers -8
#159 - thelolariousman (06/26/2011) [-]
#218 - a towel...looks like im gonna be doing nasty things there :P 06/26/2011 on Sex 0
#474 - oh btw i tried it, it was a lot of fun...best part? my mom:… 06/26/2011 on GIRL PRANK +1
#473 - evil laugh ftw  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2011 on GIRL PRANK +2
User avatar #474 - freezebastard (06/26/2011) [-]
oh btw i tried it, it was a lot of fun...best part?
my mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE
me:*hand on fire* MUAHAHAHAHAAAAA
#36 - Picture 06/25/2011 on Old Spice Guy 0
#388 - Picture 06/24/2011 on wat (fixed) +4
#69 - my special order will have premium piss 06/24/2011 on Great invention +4
#50 - so you cant have fish either???  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2011 on Great invention +2
User avatar #52 - Hreidmar (06/24/2011) [-]
Nope. But it doesn't really hinder me. When I'm disappointed and everyone around me is eating fish, I just think about banging Miranda Cosgrove on the back of a unicorn while blazing through Guitar Hero, and I feel happy again.
#66 - freezebastard (06/24/2011) [-]
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i see how's the case...its ok dude, take something that will make you happy :)

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#92 - Hreidmar (06/24/2011) [-]
#38 - lolololol i get your point, i ve actually had peanuts before..…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/24/2011 on Great invention +2
User avatar #39 - Hreidmar (06/24/2011) [-]
Yeah, according to some scale or other, the cut off for a bad reaction to something is 7.5. My reaction to peanuts is 34.

Still better than fish... 97.5. The doctor nearly had a stroke.
#50 - freezebastard (06/24/2011) [-]
so you cant have fish either???
User avatar #52 - Hreidmar (06/24/2011) [-]
Nope. But it doesn't really hinder me. When I'm disappointed and everyone around me is eating fish, I just think about banging Miranda Cosgrove on the back of a unicorn while blazing through Guitar Hero, and I feel happy again.
#66 - freezebastard (06/24/2011) [-]
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i see how's the case...its ok dude, take something that will make you happy :)

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#92 - Hreidmar (06/24/2011) [-]
#32 - what do you mean :P?  [+] (7 new replies) 06/24/2011 on Great invention +2
User avatar #35 - Hreidmar (06/24/2011) [-]
Well, if you never actually have peanuts, then you're not really missing out on the taste or anything. It's kind of like, have you ever ridden a unicorn while banging Miranda Cosgrove and playing Guitar Hero? No, but you don't even know how that would feel like, and so you do not miss having it.

... the fuck did I just write...
User avatar #38 - freezebastard (06/24/2011) [-]
lolololol i get your point, i ve actually had peanuts before...but they made me reaaaaally sick, even the smell makes me dizzy
User avatar #39 - Hreidmar (06/24/2011) [-]
Yeah, according to some scale or other, the cut off for a bad reaction to something is 7.5. My reaction to peanuts is 34.

Still better than fish... 97.5. The doctor nearly had a stroke.
#50 - freezebastard (06/24/2011) [-]
so you cant have fish either???
User avatar #52 - Hreidmar (06/24/2011) [-]
Nope. But it doesn't really hinder me. When I'm disappointed and everyone around me is eating fish, I just think about banging Miranda Cosgrove on the back of a unicorn while blazing through Guitar Hero, and I feel happy again.
#66 - freezebastard (06/24/2011) [-]
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i see how's the case...its ok dude, take something that will make you happy :)

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#92 - Hreidmar (06/24/2011) [-]
#23 - feels so bad im allergic to peanuts  [+] (9 new replies) 06/24/2011 on Great invention +7
User avatar #26 - Hreidmar (06/24/2011) [-]
You're not alone. Still, can't really miss what you never had, hmmyess?
User avatar #32 - freezebastard (06/24/2011) [-]
what do you mean :P?
User avatar #35 - Hreidmar (06/24/2011) [-]
Well, if you never actually have peanuts, then you're not really missing out on the taste or anything. It's kind of like, have you ever ridden a unicorn while banging Miranda Cosgrove and playing Guitar Hero? No, but you don't even know how that would feel like, and so you do not miss having it.

... the fuck did I just write...
User avatar #38 - freezebastard (06/24/2011) [-]
lolololol i get your point, i ve actually had peanuts before...but they made me reaaaaally sick, even the smell makes me dizzy
User avatar #39 - Hreidmar (06/24/2011) [-]
Yeah, according to some scale or other, the cut off for a bad reaction to something is 7.5. My reaction to peanuts is 34.

Still better than fish... 97.5. The doctor nearly had a stroke.
#50 - freezebastard (06/24/2011) [-]
so you cant have fish either???
User avatar #52 - Hreidmar (06/24/2011) [-]
Nope. But it doesn't really hinder me. When I'm disappointed and everyone around me is eating fish, I just think about banging Miranda Cosgrove on the back of a unicorn while blazing through Guitar Hero, and I feel happy again.
#66 - freezebastard (06/24/2011) [-]
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i see how's the case...its ok dude, take something that will make you happy :)

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#92 - Hreidmar (06/24/2011) [-]
#270 - another gadget to protect you against dumb bitches  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2011 on More funny in description! +6
#291 - shakesupa (06/23/2011) [-]
yeah.
i know of one too.
#255 - SOMEONE SAID RAPE??  [+] (4 new replies) 06/23/2011 on Check description +11
User avatar #299 - legoz (06/23/2011) [-]
too old.
#298 - indeedsir (06/23/2011) [-]
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#281 - stez (06/23/2011) [-]
#67 - didnt expect i was your father huh? 06/23/2011 on Prayers +12

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