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#295374 - I really don't get your family man.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #295375 - EdwardNigma (07/21/2014) [-]
Its my cousins boyfriend that says it, and his brother.
I primarily worry that the retard will convince anyone in my family it's legit, or any of his ones. Like, my family believes some, but just stupid "ill ooma natee control the holly woods and muzak industree" shit, not "FUCKING 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB, THE GOVERNMENTS ARE KILLING THE PEOPLE FOR THEIR OWN GAIN."
#295272 - EdwardNigma knows some people who think that.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#295358 - EdwardNigma (07/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #295374 - freedomreturns (07/21/2014) [-]
I really don't get your family man.
User avatar #295375 - EdwardNigma (07/21/2014) [-]
Its my cousins boyfriend that says it, and his brother.
I primarily worry that the retard will convince anyone in my family it's legit, or any of his ones. Like, my family believes some, but just stupid "ill ooma natee control the holly woods and muzak industree" shit, not "FUCKING 9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB, THE GOVERNMENTS ARE KILLING THE PEOPLE FOR THEIR OWN GAIN."
#295268 - Fuck you, I am not. 07/21/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#294511 - Cumberbatch freaks me out because he doesn't look really weird… 07/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#294510 - I'd do it just to have an excuse to punch my friend. Becau… 07/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#294508 - Level 8 was such a shit stopping point. Why not let us get… 07/19/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#294198 - Only 10 more years 3 hours to go. 07/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#293594 - So I finally figured out why Google was saying I was spelling …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #293610 - satoshileex (07/17/2014) [-]
I'm american and I find it stupid but if you know there are multiple ways to spell something its not really a problem, people typically don't find one or the other as wrong so screw google I guess....
User avatar #293595 - EdwardNigma (07/17/2014) [-]
My chrome thing always says I spell certain words wrong, because it goes with the American version.
Realise, theatre and colour all have that fucking red squiggle.
User avatar #293620 - thebestpieever (07/17/2014) [-]
Oh, fuck, I'd probably go crazy if that happened to me.
#293363 - While making this face:  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
#293364 - cleanmouth (07/16/2014) [-]
#293353 - I didn't know Jaden Smith used Funnyjunk.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +7
User avatar #293361 - cleanmouth (07/16/2014) [-]
naw, he would have capitalized the first letter of every word if he were jaden smith
#293364 - cleanmouth (07/16/2014) [-]

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#638 - EdwardNigma (07/07/2014) [-]
You might be wondering why it's called the Butt Screamer.
#639 to #638 - EdwardNigma (07/07/2014) [-]
BUTT SCREAMER.
#643 to #642 - EdwardNigma (07/07/2014) [-]
I could also have called it "The Perfect Molester"
User avatar #634 - teoberry (06/27/2014) [-]
happy birthday fgt
User avatar #635 to #634 - freedomreturns (06/27/2014) [-]
Thanks, ya hoser.
User avatar #636 to #635 - teoberry (06/27/2014) [-]
Told ya I wouldn't forget bbh
User avatar #637 to #636 - teoberry (06/27/2014) [-]
*bbg
User avatar #631 - freedomreturns (04/22/2014) [-]
Phanact, I have 2 mods willing to vouch for me for mod status.
User avatar #626 - tehbestever (03/30/2014) [-]
Well I haven't seen the show

and do you really know what's flaggable?

Do you?

Because if you do, I would love for you to enlighten me
User avatar #627 to #626 - freedomreturns (03/30/2014) [-]
Being a high level mod does not make you instantly know what is/isn't okay.
I've been coming here since 2002, so yes, I would like to think I know what is/isn't flaggable.
And a thin strip covering a woman's bouncing tits is flaggable.
User avatar #628 to #627 - tehbestever (03/30/2014) [-]
You coming here since 2002 does not give you ANY implication on what to flag and what not to flag

I know what to flag, admin knows that we know what to flag, and whatever we say is flaggable or not, is flaggable or not.

If you think it's flaggable, you're wrong. that's it.

The reason I AM a high level mod is because I know what's okay and what isn't okay
User avatar #629 to #628 - freedomreturns (03/30/2014) [-]
Except no. You're a person same as I am, and you make mistakes, and that shit is borderline NSFW.
And if it isn't, then you might as well not have an option for borderline NSFW, since none of the mods can even agree on what is/isn't flaggable.
User avatar #630 to #629 - tehbestever (03/30/2014) [-]
Being a person of equality does not matter. I am put in a position of higher power because I know what to do.

I've been flagging for close to six months now. You? You're not even a mod who can flag or has even taken the mod test, and if you have, you probably failed at it too.

And borderline nsfw is there for shit that is flaggable but not enough for a ban time.

And that isn't borderline flaggable. Our standards have gone down since october, if you haven't noticed. Admin is more calm now.
#623 to #622 - teoberry (03/02/2014) [-]
WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR POOR LITTLE BOY?!!! WHERE DID WE GO WRONGGGGGGGGGGGGG
User avatar #632 to #624 - teoyuppie (05/10/2014) [-]
Wow, I just noticed these hahahaha!
User avatar #625 to #624 - teoberry (03/02/2014) [-]
I'm sure it's just a phase, r-right?!
User avatar #616 - teoberry (02/09/2014) [-]
ur helmet is ghey
User avatar #617 to #616 - freedomreturns (02/09/2014) [-]
Least I earned that shit, nigga.
Got a Killtacular in multiplayer.
User avatar #618 to #617 - teoberry (02/09/2014) [-]
I think I got my shirt from doing something in RDR
User avatar #619 to #618 - teoberry (02/09/2014) [-]
and the sombrero, now that i think about it
User avatar #620 to #619 - freedomreturns (02/09/2014) [-]
Yeah O have both as well, can't remember what the shirt is for, but the sombrero is from shooting off a certain number of hats i think.
User avatar #608 - freedomreturns (01/20/2014) [-]
tinychat.com/hatingboard
Teoberry Teoterry Misticalz EdwardNigma amberluger sgc lobselvith
Invite people as you see fit
User avatar #611 to #608 - freedomreturns (01/20/2014) [-]
stiltsformidgets
User avatar #610 to #608 - teoberry (01/20/2014) [-]
k-keggut
User avatar #609 to #608 - freedomreturns (01/20/2014) [-]
foreveranonymous
User avatar #606 - shibe ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
Eagle Song - Camera Strapped to Eagle - EPIC
User avatar #603 - jingleforth (12/31/2013) [-]
Can you rate a few of these shoes I've got pics of? I just want your opinion on which ones look best.
User avatar #614 to #603 - teoberry (01/26/2014) [-]
Post pics on my profile
User avatar #604 to #603 - freedomreturns (12/31/2013) [-]
Not a shoe person.
User avatar #605 to #604 - jingleforth (12/31/2013) [-]
That's fine.

But you sure you can't from a normal perspective just tell me which ones look best? It'll only be a few.
#601 - aclopolipse (12/26/2013) [-]
The number that the captcha wanted me to enter to confirm my friend request was "911".


It's a sign - the jihadists are coming to get you.
User avatar #602 to #601 - freedomreturns (12/26/2013) [-]
Those damn Muslamics.
User avatar #598 - dalokan ONLINE (12/25/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas
User avatar #599 to #598 - freedomreturns (12/25/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas.
User avatar #600 to #599 - dalokan ONLINE (12/25/2013) [-]
Merry one to you too. Also, #600 get
User avatar #596 - jingleforth (12/23/2013) [-]
Is it illegal to purposely damage your house, and keep the insurance check?
User avatar #592 - jingleforth (12/21/2013) [-]
Turns out my house might be fucking destroyed.

There's ice accumulating on the massive dead tree limbs that hang over me and my neighbor's house.

All I know is, my neighbor's house will probably be destroyed.

And my garage will probably be totaled.
User avatar #593 to #592 - freedomreturns (12/21/2013) [-]
Can't you cut them down?
User avatar #594 to #593 - jingleforth (12/21/2013) [-]
We can't. They could literally snap at any moment.

And they're MASSIVE. They can and will destroy some houses.
User avatar #595 to #594 - freedomreturns (12/21/2013) [-]
Rent a cherry picker, get a chainsaw, cut them into sections.
User avatar #587 - jingleforth (12/01/2013) [-]
Remember how I said I might have hepatitis?

I'm showing symptoms of it.

And I'm also coughing up blood.
User avatar #588 to #587 - freedomreturns (12/02/2013) [-]
Hospital.
User avatar #583 - jingleforth (11/29/2013) [-]
I've been thinking about buying some Wine and Tequila stocks.

Cocoa stocks is obviously going to rise because the child slaves that produce it are basically deciding that it ain't worth a fuck to work in the hot weather trying to grow plants that grow once every 5 years, and only get paid 80 cents a day.

But going by trends..

The wine production has only about 2.7 billion cases/yearly.
And has been dropping for a long time. Peaked in the early 80's with about 3.7 billion-ish cases. And then took a big dip, and has had a few slippery slopes. But is increasingly dropping.

And tequila is in a similar situation.

So, does it seem right?

What do you think?
User avatar #584 to #583 - freedomreturns (11/29/2013) [-]
Well it also has to have points where it comes back up or you'll just have a stock that continues to decrease in value.
User avatar #585 to #584 - jingleforth (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah I know.

But for example.

Chocolate might run out in the 2020's.

If I have some long term stocks.

And when the chocolate becomes extremely valuable, the stock prices will ALSO go up.

See what I mean?

I'm a bit nervous, but I want to invest in SolarCity and Tesla.

But yeah. Dips will occur, but I think it seems right. How about you?
User avatar #586 to #585 - freedomreturns (11/29/2013) [-]
I'd invest in cocoa for sure, but the rest is up to you.
User avatar #581 - jingleforth (11/28/2013) [-]
Hello!

what are you eating for thanksgiving!
User avatar #582 to #581 - freedomreturns (11/28/2013) [-]
Good question, all I know for certain is turkey.
User avatar #566 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
You like eating bugs, don't you
User avatar #567 to #566 - freedomreturns (11/26/2013) [-]
Ate a sucker with a scorpion in it.
Had salt and vinegar crickets, but it was like $5 a box.
Some day I hope to go to one of those Japanese restaurants that serve live scorpion.
I really just like the story it gives me to tell. "I ate live scorpion once" is a neat little ice breaker.
User avatar #568 to #567 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
oh.. okay.
User avatar #569 to #568 - freedomreturns (11/26/2013) [-]
Did I ruin a joke set-up?
User avatar #570 to #569 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
not really
User avatar #571 to #570 - freedomreturns (11/26/2013) [-]
Well sorry either way I guess.
User avatar #572 to #571 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
for what?
User avatar #573 to #572 - freedomreturns (11/26/2013) [-]
Messing up whatever it is you were doing.
User avatar #574 to #573 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
yeah you thumbed me down but you didnt mess up anything here..
User avatar #575 to #574 - freedomreturns (11/26/2013) [-]
When was that?
User avatar #576 to #575 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
yesterday
User avatar #577 to #576 - freedomreturns (11/26/2013) [-]
Can I get a link?
User avatar #578 to #577 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
insects content
User avatar #579 to #578 - freedomreturns (11/26/2013) [-]
Don't remember it, man. I was thumbing down quite a bit of stuff.
User avatar #562 - jingleforth (11/15/2013) [-]
My computer has a virus

what do i do? :
User avatar #563 to #562 - freedomreturns (11/15/2013) [-]
Not much of a tech person.
#560 - jingleforth (11/13/2013) [-]
tfw schizophrenia is causing me to hear and see creepy shit and I'm laying in bed, tired, eyes producing a fuck ton of mucus, being driven insane.   
   
Can't sleep   
   
wat do
tfw schizophrenia is causing me to hear and see creepy shit and I'm laying in bed, tired, eyes producing a fuck ton of mucus, being driven insane.

Can't sleep

wat do
User avatar #561 to #560 - freedomreturns (11/13/2013) [-]
No idea.
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