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#247061 - That makes me think of Celebrity Deathmatch  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #247101 - EdwardNigma (8 hours ago) [-]
Oh shit that show was rad. I had a game of it once, there was one character that had this really OP special attack that was an instant kill.
#247064 - aoeui (8 hours ago) [-]
Never saw it, was it funny?
#246643 - I really hate the mentality that you need to be skilled to dec… 04/16/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#246641 - Don't see why not, not bad for them. 04/16/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#246577 - Puffy cheetos. I told you about them, remember?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #246579 - EdwardNigma (04/16/2014) [-]
Can dogs eat puffy cheetos?
They look way bigger too.
User avatar #246641 - freedomreturns (04/16/2014) [-]
Don't see why not, not bad for them.
#246275 - What would you build it out of on a barren island?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #246276 - EdwardNigma (04/15/2014) [-]
Oh, barren as in, "literally just a bunch of rocks and/or sand", no trees or anything I take it. Right. It depends on my mood, I either give the kayak to him, or kill him and bring his body as food.
#246222 - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal,_unprovoked_shark_attacks…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #246231 - leonhardt (04/15/2014) [-]
Considering you'd be luckier to win the lottery than you would to be ate by a shark, I'd take my chances.
#246220 - Sharks.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #246221 - leonhardt (04/15/2014) [-]
Sharks only attack people on surfboards because they look like seals.

A kayak with 2 people hanging off of it does not look like a seal.
User avatar #246231 - leonhardt (04/15/2014) [-]
Considering you'd be luckier to win the lottery than you would to be ate by a shark, I'd take my chances.
#246213 - So I'm doing that thing where you ask to Omegle questions and …  [+] (28 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #246274 - EdwardNigma (04/15/2014) [-]
I'd tell that faggot "Hey, why don't we like, try and build like a side car to the kayak, so when one of us gets tired, we can switch, and both get to safety."
User avatar #246275 - freedomreturns (04/15/2014) [-]
What would you build it out of on a barren island?
User avatar #246276 - EdwardNigma (04/15/2014) [-]
Oh, barren as in, "literally just a bunch of rocks and/or sand", no trees or anything I take it. Right. It depends on my mood, I either give the kayak to him, or kill him and bring his body as food.
User avatar #246246 - wallbuilder (04/15/2014) [-]
Man, I'd hate that too, you will never get to feel as euphoric as he is.
#246241 - aoeui (04/15/2014) [-]
Suffocate that nigger
#246253 - conquistafag (04/15/2014) [-]
Are you mascotfagging Whoopi Goldberg?
#246254 - aoeui (04/15/2014) [-]
No..?
Though I can tell by your demeanor you are entirely upsetted
#246255 - conquistafag (04/15/2014) [-]
No anger here...it's just that you've posted pics of her 3 times in a row now.
#246256 - aoeui (04/15/2014) [-]
OK whatever you need to tell yourself
I'm the last person who would mascotfag anyways
User avatar #246258 - teoberry (04/15/2014) [-]
I'd gladly put my fist up that.
#246257 - conquistafag (04/15/2014) [-]
Says the guy mascotfagging.
I predict the next picture you post will be of Whoopi Goldberg.
#246260 - aoeui (04/15/2014) [-]
Man you need to get a life and leave me A-L-O-N-E
#246261 - conquistafag (04/15/2014) [-]
PREDICTED
#246262 - aoeui (04/15/2014) [-]
#246263 - conquistafag (04/15/2014) [-]
This is getting out of hand.
#246264 - aoeui (04/15/2014) [-]
OK.
#246265 - conquistafag (04/15/2014) [-]
WHEN WILL IT STOP
#246267 - aoeui (04/15/2014) [-]
I'm not the one doing this, you are, buddo
#246269 - conquistafag (04/15/2014) [-]
>implying you are not egging me on with those pics
User avatar #246314 - leonhardt (04/15/2014) [-]
Guys, guys. You're both autistic.
#246526 - aoeui (04/15/2014) [-]
This guy
User avatar #246232 - thebestpieever (04/15/2014) [-]
I hate those things. Like, I'm not asking you for problem solving; I just want to play a game. If you don't want to play then just say so.
User avatar #246219 - leonhardt (04/15/2014) [-]
You can easily both hold onto the sides of the kayak.
User avatar #246236 - teoberry (04/15/2014) [-]
Then you'd have no propeller, if you both kicked, you'd be 2tired4fast. On the other hand, if one person holds on, the uneveness will fuck with your steering, and the paddler will get exhausted.
User avatar #246220 - freedomreturns (04/15/2014) [-]
Sharks.
User avatar #246221 - leonhardt (04/15/2014) [-]
Sharks only attack people on surfboards because they look like seals.

A kayak with 2 people hanging off of it does not look like a seal.
User avatar #246231 - leonhardt (04/15/2014) [-]
Considering you'd be luckier to win the lottery than you would to be ate by a shark, I'd take my chances.
#246143 - A lot funnier then that other post for sure. 04/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#246138 - This is equally stupid: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/gameofthron…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #246142 - teoberry (04/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, that was stupid because a) that didn't happen and b) it's fake and gay

SPOILERS AHEAD

while i don't watch the show, funnyjunk.com/funnyjunk+is+a+helpful+community/funny-pictures/5097732/ this was funny
User avatar #246194 - conquistafag (04/15/2014) [-]
Oh god I was not ready for that. That is fucking hilarious.
User avatar #246143 - freedomreturns (04/15/2014) [-]
A lot funnier then that other post for sure.

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User avatar #608 - freedomreturns (01/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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Invite people as you see fit
User avatar #626 - tehbestever (03/30/2014) [-]
Well I haven't seen the show

and do you really know what's flaggable?

Do you?

Because if you do, I would love for you to enlighten me
User avatar #627 to #626 - freedomreturns (03/30/2014) [-]
Being a high level mod does not make you instantly know what is/isn't okay.
I've been coming here since 2002, so yes, I would like to think I know what is/isn't flaggable.
And a thin strip covering a woman's bouncing tits is flaggable.
User avatar #628 to #627 - tehbestever (03/30/2014) [-]
You coming here since 2002 does not give you ANY implication on what to flag and what not to flag

I know what to flag, admin knows that we know what to flag, and whatever we say is flaggable or not, is flaggable or not.

If you think it's flaggable, you're wrong. that's it.

The reason I AM a high level mod is because I know what's okay and what isn't okay
User avatar #629 to #628 - freedomreturns (03/30/2014) [-]
Except no. You're a person same as I am, and you make mistakes, and that **** is borderline NSFW.
And if it isn't, then you might as well not have an option for borderline NSFW, since none of the mods can even agree on what is/isn't flaggable.
User avatar #630 to #629 - tehbestever (03/30/2014) [-]
Being a person of equality does not matter. I am put in a position of higher power because I know what to do.

I've been flagging for close to six months now. You? You're not even a mod who can flag or has even taken the mod test, and if you have, you probably failed at it too.

And borderline nsfw is there for **** that is flaggable but not enough for a ban time.

And that isn't borderline flaggable. Our standards have gone down since october, if you haven't noticed. Admin is more calm now.
#623 to #622 - teoberry (03/02/2014) [-]
WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR POOR LITTLE BOY?!!! WHERE DID WE GO WRONGGGGGGGGGGGGG
User avatar #625 to #624 - teoberry (03/02/2014) [-]
I'm sure it's just a phase, r-right?!
User avatar #616 - teoberry (02/09/2014) [-]
ur helmet is ghey
User avatar #617 to #616 - freedomreturns (02/09/2014) [-]
Least I earned that **** , ***** .
Got a Killtacular in multiplayer.
User avatar #618 to #617 - teoberry (02/09/2014) [-]
I think I got my shirt from doing something in RDR
User avatar #619 to #618 - teoberry (02/09/2014) [-]
and the sombrero, now that i think about it
User avatar #620 to #619 - freedomreturns (02/09/2014) [-]
Yeah O have both as well, can't remember what the shirt is for, but the sombrero is from shooting off a certain number of hats i think.
User avatar #606 - shibe (01/09/2014) [-]
Eagle Song - Camera Strapped to Eagle - EPIC
User avatar #603 - jingleforth (12/31/2013) [-]
Can you rate a few of these shoes I've got pics of? I just want your opinion on which ones look best.
User avatar #614 to #603 - teoberry (01/26/2014) [-]
Post pics on my profile
User avatar #604 to #603 - freedomreturns (12/31/2013) [-]
Not a shoe person.
User avatar #605 to #604 - jingleforth (12/31/2013) [-]
That's fine.

But you sure you can't from a normal perspective just tell me which ones look best? It'll only be a few.
#601 - aclopolipse (12/26/2013) [-]
The number that the captcha wanted me to enter to confirm my friend request was "911".


It's a sign - the jihadists are coming to get you.
User avatar #602 to #601 - freedomreturns (12/26/2013) [-]
Those damn Muslamics.
User avatar #598 - dalokan (12/25/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas
User avatar #599 to #598 - freedomreturns (12/25/2013) [-]
Merry Christmas.
User avatar #600 to #599 - dalokan (12/25/2013) [-]
Merry one to you too. Also, #600 get
User avatar #596 - jingleforth (12/23/2013) [-]
Is it illegal to purposely damage your house, and keep the insurance check?
User avatar #592 - jingleforth (12/21/2013) [-]
Turns out my house might be ******* destroyed.

There's ice accumulating on the massive dead tree limbs that hang over me and my neighbor's house.

All I know is, my neighbor's house will probably be destroyed.

And my garage will probably be totaled.
User avatar #593 to #592 - freedomreturns (12/21/2013) [-]
Can't you cut them down?
User avatar #594 to #593 - jingleforth (12/21/2013) [-]
We can't. They could literally snap at any moment.

And they're MASSIVE. They can and will destroy some houses.
User avatar #595 to #594 - freedomreturns (12/21/2013) [-]
Rent a cherry picker, get a chainsaw, cut them into sections.
User avatar #587 - jingleforth (12/01/2013) [-]
Remember how I said I might have hepatitis?

I'm showing symptoms of it.

And I'm also coughing up blood.
User avatar #588 to #587 - freedomreturns (12/02/2013) [-]
Hospital.
User avatar #583 - jingleforth (11/29/2013) [-]
I've been thinking about buying some Wine and Tequila stocks.

Cocoa stocks is obviously going to rise because the child slaves that produce it are basically deciding that it ain't worth a **** to work in the hot weather trying to grow plants that grow once every 5 years, and only get paid 80 cents a day.

But going by trends..

The wine production has only about 2.7 billion cases/yearly.
And has been dropping for a long time. Peaked in the early 80's with about 3.7 billion-ish cases. And then took a big dip, and has had a few slippery slopes. But is increasingly dropping.

And tequila is in a similar situation.

So, does it seem right?

What do you think?
User avatar #584 to #583 - freedomreturns (11/29/2013) [-]
Well it also has to have points where it comes back up or you'll just have a stock that continues to decrease in value.
User avatar #585 to #584 - jingleforth (11/29/2013) [-]
Yeah I know.

But for example.

Chocolate might run out in the 2020's.

If I have some long term stocks.

And when the chocolate becomes extremely valuable, the stock prices will ALSO go up.

See what I mean?

I'm a bit nervous, but I want to invest in SolarCity and Tesla.

But yeah. Dips will occur, but I think it seems right. How about you?
User avatar #586 to #585 - freedomreturns (11/29/2013) [-]
I'd invest in cocoa for sure, but the rest is up to you.
User avatar #581 - jingleforth (11/28/2013) [-]
Hello!

what are you eating for thanksgiving!
User avatar #582 to #581 - freedomreturns (11/28/2013) [-]
Good question, all I know for certain is turkey.
User avatar #566 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
You like eating bugs, don't you
User avatar #567 to #566 - freedomreturns (11/26/2013) [-]
Ate a sucker with a scorpion in it.
Had salt and vinegar crickets, but it was like $5 a box.
Some day I hope to go to one of those Japanese restaurants that serve live scorpion.
I really just like the story it gives me to tell. "I ate live scorpion once" is a neat little ice breaker.
User avatar #568 to #567 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
oh.. okay.
User avatar #569 to #568 - freedomreturns (11/26/2013) [-]
Did I ruin a joke set-up?
User avatar #570 to #569 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
not really
User avatar #571 to #570 - freedomreturns (11/26/2013) [-]
Well sorry either way I guess.
User avatar #572 to #571 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
for what?
User avatar #573 to #572 - freedomreturns (11/26/2013) [-]
Messing up whatever it is you were doing.
User avatar #574 to #573 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
yeah you thumbed me down but you didnt mess up anything here..
User avatar #575 to #574 - freedomreturns (11/26/2013) [-]
When was that?
User avatar #576 to #575 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
yesterday
User avatar #577 to #576 - freedomreturns (11/26/2013) [-]
Can I get a link?
User avatar #578 to #577 - revengeforfreeze (11/26/2013) [-]
insects content
User avatar #579 to #578 - freedomreturns (11/26/2013) [-]
Don't remember it, man. I was thumbing down quite a bit of stuff.
User avatar #562 - jingleforth (11/15/2013) [-]
My computer has a virus

what do i do? :
User avatar #563 to #562 - freedomreturns (11/15/2013) [-]
Not much of a tech person.
#560 - jingleforth (11/13/2013) [-]
tfw schizophrenia is causing me to hear and see creepy 						****					 and I'm laying in bed, tired, eyes producing a 						****					 ton of mucus, being driven insane.   
   
Can't sleep   
   
wat do
tfw schizophrenia is causing me to hear and see creepy **** and I'm laying in bed, tired, eyes producing a **** ton of mucus, being driven insane.

Can't sleep

wat do
User avatar #561 to #560 - freedomreturns (11/13/2013) [-]
No idea.
User avatar #552 - jingleforth (11/09/2013) [-]
My skin is extremely sensitive.

I just put my shirt on, and my arms now feel like they've been covered in poison ivy.

And I'm extremely vulnerable to temperatures. 70 degrees (Fahrenheit) to some would be chilly, but to me, it's enough to give me diarrhea (Idk why it happens, it just does.)

Any ideas on how to fix this?
User avatar #553 to #552 - freedomreturns (11/09/2013) [-]
I haven't the slightest idea, man. Might wanna consult a doctor. Only people I've met with those symptoms were suffering withdrawal from ******** drugs.
User avatar #555 to #553 - jingleforth (11/11/2013) [-]
Do rectal spasms and eye mucus also generally stem from ******** drug symptoms?
User avatar #556 to #555 - freedomreturns (11/11/2013) [-]
Cant say they do.
Sorry for laughing at Rectal spasms
User avatar #557 to #556 - jingleforth (11/11/2013) [-]
It's fine, lel.

But it sucks.

The muscles near my rectum basically start ******* up, and I'm in pain for about 30 minutes.

Be thankful you don't got it. It's horrible. ;_;
User avatar #558 to #557 - freedomreturns (11/11/2013) [-]
Oh I thought you meant your sphincter.
That sucks man.
User avatar #550 - jingleforth (11/09/2013) [-]
I need your opinion

What do you think of this

i.imgur.com/xvSKVqV.jpg

warning, it's pornographic in nature
User avatar #551 to #550 - freedomreturns (11/09/2013) [-]
Is the idea to be disturbing.
If so, Mission Accomplished.
User avatar #545 - teoberry (11/08/2013) [-]
The ****** has returned from his yuppie exile of sucking ***** and listening to bad music
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