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Date Signed Up:4/11/2012
Last Login:8/30/2014
Location:Denmark
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#10 - Picture 04/18/2014 on Something’s Wrong +1
#80 - Science produce actual working things, religion produce nothin…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on National Geographic Troll 0
User avatar #249 - mattdoggy (04/15/2014) [-]
well i agree with you. A lot of religions, Christianity in particular i know, likes to use random facts when it suits them and abandon it when it is questioned against them.
The truth is a fact is a fact and that is that. The world is not 6000 years old, things like dinosaurs existed, and man is a descendant of early primates. The problem with the view of science is that it's separate from religion, when in fact it's available for everyone like air or dirt.
As far as proving that there is a who, there is little to no facts other than a few artifacts and a set of letters mentioning Jesus. In reality i can't put anything in this text box to prove their is a who, but that's why it's a faith.
#207 - What if I told you, there's a dragon god who demands you prais… 04/13/2014 on #rekt -1
#123 - I thought this was OC...... Now I read the description. 04/09/2014 on Pokemon NXT 0
#121 - Comment deleted 04/09/2014 on Pokemon NXT 0
#118 - Picture 04/09/2014 on Pokemon NXT 0
#117 - Well I know a little of modeling objects in blender and level …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Pokemon NXT +1
User avatar #146 - corso (04/09/2014) [-]
What does this have to do with Admin?
User avatar #123 - freddyhollensen (04/09/2014) [-]
I thought this was OC...... Now I read the description.
#121 - freddyhollensen has deleted their comment.
#118 - freddyhollensen has deleted their comment.
#66 - Not sure what's going on, 90% of funnyjunk users has this reta…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2014 on All Grown Up -1
User avatar #67 - sirnigga (04/08/2014) [-]
and thank you for replying to me sir hollensen
#9 - If you can't see the funny in that I feel sorry for you friend.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/06/2014 on All Grown Up -15
#22 - gracefuldamned (04/06/2014) [-]
So, hows the third grade going?
#16 - CIS White Male (04/06/2014) [-]
Im sorry to break this to you, but you are not funny.
#13 - qwerteh (04/06/2014) [-]
There isn't funny in it. Not all shitty masturbation jokes are funny ya'know. Making a joke and making a funny joke are completely different.
#10 - CIS White Male (04/06/2014) [-]
i saw your funny, tried to make some funny by exploiting your funny, and then failed miserably because im not funny.
#7 - Lol... breakup supplies.  [+] (17 new replies) 04/06/2014 on All Grown Up -57
#46 - hiken (04/06/2014) [-]
#44 - redzeopoweranger (04/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - sirnigga (04/06/2014) [-]
why so many down thumbs this was brilliant
User avatar #66 - freddyhollensen (04/07/2014) [-]
Not sure what's going on, 90% of funnyjunk users has this retarded flok mentallity, 1 thumb down, better thumb it down as well, has more than 3 thumbs down, better not thumb up even though I like the comment.

It was just a joke, and it wasn't even a bad one, how the fuck people can get mad that I associated breakup and tissues with wanking is beyond me.

But hey, thanks for showing a bit of brains my good nigger.
User avatar #67 - sirnigga (04/08/2014) [-]
and thank you for replying to me sir hollensen
User avatar #47 - createdjustnow (04/06/2014) [-]
because he seems to forgot the original use for tissues
User avatar #65 - sirnigga (04/07/2014) [-]
womens tears about nonsense and jerking off
createdjustnow its just sperm and nonsense
User avatar #19 - tarnis (04/06/2014) [-]
I personaly find it hard to jerk off after a bad break up.
User avatar #25 - fuzzysixx (04/06/2014) [-]
I imagine butt fucking them really hard as they beg me to take them back. >.> <.<
#27 - tarnis (04/06/2014) [-]
Thats fucking hard.
User avatar #28 - fuzzysixx (04/06/2014) [-]
I never said it was a good thing to do...I just do it.
#8 - CIS White Male (04/06/2014) [-]
They are for tears and snot produced from crying. Get your mind outta the gutter.
User avatar #9 - freddyhollensen (04/06/2014) [-]
If you can't see the funny in that I feel sorry for you friend.
#22 - gracefuldamned (04/06/2014) [-]
So, hows the third grade going?
#16 - CIS White Male (04/06/2014) [-]
Im sorry to break this to you, but you are not funny.
#13 - qwerteh (04/06/2014) [-]
There isn't funny in it. Not all shitty masturbation jokes are funny ya'know. Making a joke and making a funny joke are completely different.
#10 - CIS White Male (04/06/2014) [-]
i saw your funny, tried to make some funny by exploiting your funny, and then failed miserably because im not funny.
#12 - Danish people are very welcoming of people who want to be a p… 04/02/2014 on Dammit Scandinavia +1
#11 - A lot of immigration is happening in both Sweden and Denmark, …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Dammit Scandinavia +11
#25 - CIS White Male (04/02/2014) [-]
Read more about immigration on the official government sites instead of Flashback and Avpixlat.
#21 - angelusprimus (04/02/2014) [-]
While I do understand why people would hate welfare hunters, people who demand their own culture and laws to be over local and criminals, Danish have started being actually pretty idiotic about it.
My uncle, Bosnian Croat, has lived in Denmark since 1984. He owns a large metal work shop, doing custom work for shipping industry. He employs 20 people 17 of them Danes, and pays over 7 million krone in taxes.
He has repetedly been treated like a criminal, and told to go back where he came from, for no other reason but that he has a croatian accent.
#93 - source 02/27/2014 on have a nice day 0
#73 - Afghanistan. 02/23/2014 on Interesting Countries Part 1 0
#39 - Affect. * 02/23/2014 on what i should say to vegans +2
#36 - No... If the horse is 1.98 at the shoulder, and he is like ~10… 02/20/2014 on A 5 horse power horse. 0
#33 - I think they meassure it from the back and not the top of the head.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/20/2014 on A 5 horse power horse. +39
User avatar #90 - kukimawnstar (02/20/2014) [-]
top of the front shoulder
User avatar #80 - lolzordz (02/20/2014) [-]
why would they not measure it from the top of the head? thats what height technically is
User avatar #78 - eatinaintcheatin (02/20/2014) [-]
Yup.
#35 - sprog (02/20/2014) [-]
That's true, it's measured from the floor to the top of the shoulders because a horse moves its head so much that it's difficult to get an accurate measurement.
User avatar #34 - awesomescorpion (02/20/2014) [-]
Then he would be even shorter, if he is 1.98 along the length.
User avatar #36 - freddyhollensen (02/20/2014) [-]
No... If the horse is 1.98 at the shoulder, and he is like ~10% shorter than the horse is at its shoulders.

He would be around 1.78.
#55 - I don't even own a fedora, but it's not because of lack of wan…  [+] (20 new replies) 02/20/2014 on fedorans +35
User avatar #244 - andWEEEEEEEE (02/20/2014) [-]
there is truth in nearly every stereotype. I have seen my fair share of fatso neckbeards in fedoras walking around on campus. But you're right that not every fedora-wearer is a fatso virgin neckbeard. It's just a stereotype that people like to make fun of.
User avatar #209 - zzforrest (02/20/2014) [-]
I've seen only 1 dude where a fedora in my highschool, he isn't neckbeard, nor fat but he may be cringe.
User avatar #169 - shion (02/20/2014) [-]
I see it as a joke, it's funny
User avatar #112 - mrfumbles (02/20/2014) [-]
at my campus, there are neckbeards wearing fedoras everywhere. im becoming numb to the cringe.
User avatar #108 - leonhardt (02/20/2014) [-]
>Uses pictures of women from google
>Doesn't see any fedora neckbeards in real life because he never goes outside

No freddyhollensen. You are the fedoras.
#211 - herbolifee (02/20/2014) [-]
Man, that's the dumbest comment I've read in quite a while. Congrats, dumbass.
User avatar #270 - leonhardt (02/21/2014) [-]
*tips fedora*
#90 - montybalboa (02/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #80 - thewisedane (02/20/2014) [-]
I believe it to be a modern version of "The boy who cried wolf" - Some scream to arms because of these people, who for-some-reason is someone we should hate and recent.

In reality, there isn't really a lot of these people, but the interwebs blew it up to be a lot more than it actually is.
User avatar #78 - herbolifee (02/20/2014) [-]
I completely agree. I've hated this fedora bullshit from the start. It's dumb, prejudiced and pathetic.
#109 - CIS White Male (02/20/2014) [-]
Sounds like someone thinks he looks classy while wearing his fedora and flame shirt and cargo shorts.
User avatar #111 - herbolifee (02/20/2014) [-]
Just saying, this was kinda my point, mads. Thank god we don't have retards like this irl as much.
(for the record, I don't have a fedora).
User avatar #91 - mads (02/20/2014) [-]
You know the term 'Fedora wearing' when used in a context like this doesn't literally mean 'Someone/Everyone who wears a fedora is like this'. It's just a identifier for these types of asshole, emotionally abusive twats.
User avatar #92 - herbolifee (02/20/2014) [-]
I know, but that's exactly what's so stupid about it.
The majority of these people don't even have a fedora, and the majority of fedora owners aren't like this, so to use this term is just ridiculous.
User avatar #96 - mads (02/20/2014) [-]
It's called Semiotics. Not defined by reason but defined by culture. It doesn't matter if you or anyone thinks it's stupid. The Sign has been set for this type of behaviour; it just happens to be a specific hat and facial hair. It affects no one in the real world so it doesn't really matter in any way
User avatar #98 - herbolifee (02/20/2014) [-]
But it does. Look, if everyone understood this like you do then you'd be right, but there are a LOT of people who actually think and act like everyone with a fedora is like that.
User avatar #99 - mads (02/20/2014) [-]
And non of them really react the same in the real world. The real world couldn't give a shit if you wear a fedora or not. Stuff like that only really matters up until University, then people really stop giving a shit what you wear. They just care if you are an asshole or not.
#100 - herbolifee (02/20/2014) [-]
Point taken.
#79 - herbolifee (02/20/2014) [-]
Also, snoop rocking a fedora
User avatar #72 - manofparody (02/20/2014) [-]
I've seen maybe one fat dude wearing a fedora in public, while everyone else that wears it actually kind of rocks it. This fedora shit is annoying.
#74 - Also, what you said kind of pissed me off, would you kindly de… 02/20/2014 on Take note moralfags 0
#17 - I'm pretty sure he had a contract... Even if you're right and … 02/19/2014 on Poor Robert 0
#259 - I concur. 02/13/2014 on Couldn't Decide +1
#88 - From a legal perspective, you are completely right, from a rat…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Couldn't Decide +32
#222 - yarr (02/12/2014) [-]
Lets rewrite the rules. If someone is hot, they may not be considered a pedophile.
User avatar #259 - freddyhollensen (02/13/2014) [-]
I concur.
#136 - implication (02/12/2014) [-]
That also applies to females.
You think girls wouldn't bang a teacher if he was hot as fuck?
Please...
#117 - tarnis (02/12/2014) [-]
but he probably did lose his favorite teacher.
#34 - Thanks to this joke and the comment section, I finally underst… 02/11/2014 on What a dry handjob feels like 0
#10 - Know that satisfactory feeling of not only understanding a jok… 02/09/2014 on horrifying 0
#41 - Worst foods for belly fat, it means that food is bad for - bel…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2014 on Magic Fruit -2
#52 - broorb (02/08/2014) [-]
"worst" is not a buzzword to be used in a small, online advert of 8 words or less, in order to advertise beneficial foods, really.

For example, www.webmd.boots.com/diet/best-worst-foods-belly-fat-rm-quiz

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User avatar #14 - someponynew (06/05/2013) [-]
>Fully supporting your mod.
User avatar #15 to #14 - freddyhollensen (06/05/2013) [-]
Thanks, if you wish to follow what's going on, I've actually just made a facebook page like 10 minutes ago, we're at the moment 2-3 people working on content for Skyrim.

The page obviously isn't worth much at the moment, but soon I'll add some screenshots of places around the world, and eventually I'll make it into a real page with daily / weekly updates for your feed. ;)

www.facebook.com/SkyrimFreeDlc
User avatar #3 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Are you getting your pictures from I ******* Love Science? Because your recent posts were posted there a couple days ago
User avatar #4 to #3 - freddyhollensen (10/30/2012) [-]
Ha, yes... I think so, Sometimes I just save funny pictures in my folder, and I'm subscribed to their facebook page.. so may very well be. ;)
User avatar #5 to #4 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Yeah same here, they're good stuff. You should post the follow up the Has Science Gone To Far post with the one of the fat guys as heavy metals. That made me laugh
User avatar #6 to #5 - freddyhollensen (10/30/2012) [-]
Can't remember seeing that, I'll go look for it, unless you got the link to it on you? :b
User avatar #8 to #7 - freddyhollensen (10/30/2012) [-]
Ha, brilliant, thanks mate... I'll save it in my folder for the next time I post ;) You could also post it yourself though, I see you're collecting quite a bit of thumbs yourself... Feel free to use the title :b

Has science gone to far... I think so.

Would be more fitting though I think ;)
User avatar #9 to #8 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Nah I only post comics so all your man
#1 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2012) [-]
What's up, mate
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