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#120 - Comment deleted 06/29/2014 on Yes please, interstellar... 0
#458 - As a scandinavian, it's not unheard of to be pro American. … 06/28/2014 on /pol explains ISIS +6
#91 - Try using an EMB with ambient occlusion, that ought to test your CPU. 06/26/2014 on Playing Skryim for the... 0
#93 - A good start, lol. 06/23/2014 on _______ no longer exists. 0
#22 - Not to go fedora on this one, but the sheer scale of how small…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on Relativity +3
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#26 - brothergrimm (06/23/2014) [-]
Religion is a tool for keeping those with no natural moral compass in line and guiding those to ignorant to guide themselves. not trying to be a dick either, i was raised in church, then studied other religions and came to this conclusion after a lot of research.
#149 - Was working on a large quest mod, never finished it though. …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2014 on Skyrim 0
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#184 - shadowbreech (06/23/2014) [-]
Why not make that a player house mod? That would be one kick ass castle to live in and I know plenty of people would want to fill it with NPCs. Hell, I might even do it!
#162 - youxbarstard (06/23/2014) [-]
"If" being the key word.
#125 - I prefer DotA2. E-Sports Last… 06/22/2014 on Oh Conan, you know me so well 0
#187 - Batman is super cool, super man is super gay. Here is…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/20/2014 on Reasons I love Batman: This +1
#215 - poontanglife (06/20/2014) [-]
Go and learn who Superman is.
He isnt the 78 Donner Superman you know?

Kryptonite isnt his only weakness, he is also weak against magic and red sunlight.
If Superman is overpowered then so is Hulk, Thor, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, Batman, Sentry, Beta Ray Bill, Doctor Strange, Shazam, Black Adam, Lobo, Magneto, Juggarnaut and every single character that have fought or can fight the above dudes.
His disguise is somewhat stupid in the movies, in the comics its explained that Superman have control over his vocal cords, so he changes his voice, his glasses change is eye colour, he is a trained expert in body camoflauge - which means to change body language, mannerisms etc. He wears cloth that hides his mucles and so on, its quite facinating when reading into it.
Superman would move and react to a sniper bullet long before it hits him.

Any reasonable person would see that both companies have great characters and only an idiot dislikes the one and loves the other because its all fucking Superheroes in the end and Marvel and DC are so close in style anno 2014 that both companies could be the same and no one would notice. Go read indie comics if you dislike the big mainstream heroes... or at least dislike Superman for actual reasons.
#226 - deathtoswag (06/20/2014) [-]
I love you so much.

No-one knows anything about heroes these days.
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#192 - bestfoxgirl (06/20/2014) [-]
Actually, Batman and Superman are both somewhat lame when it comes to disguise. Also, original concept and good storyline? It's cliched. Opponents believable? No, just no...

'Also, why not just make a kryptonite sniper bullet. ' You could say that about every Marvel/DC character. Why not just shoot <insert character name here> with a sniper rifle/blow him up in a rigged vehicle/poison his drink? The point is, if these universes were realistic, there wouldn't even be a fight.

And I don't like Batman because his only superpower is money. Not OP? Can beat the crap out of almost everyone without any explanation why (yeah, special costly training is all right, but beating Superman and villains just because he learnt how to fight is... not convincing.)

Also, Batman is responsible for the deaths of many people (because he's following his no-killing rule, which makes villains come back and kill more civilians, great tactics...)

That's just my opinion, though.
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#244 - zebanktoon (06/20/2014) [-]
He didn't "just learn how to fight" he's in his peak physical form and knows pretty much every martial arts, combined with being a genius strategist and detective. Also, just because he doesn't kill anyone doesn't mean he's responsible for the deaths the villans commit. Saying his only "superpower" is a bit ignorant. My opinion anyway.
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#247 - bestfoxgirl (06/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, but a guy who knows martial arts still wouldn't be able to fight the villains he deals with. Or they just appear very strong and are physically weak. That just makes them both (Batman and his enemies) a bit of underdogs comparing to the rest of the DC universe. About the genius strategist and detective part... I'm serious here. (his strategy skills- can use an expensive computer, his detective skills- can beat the crap out of people and make them talk)

Well, he kinda is responsible. He knows that not killing a villain means that they will eventually come back and kill some people before he has a chance to react. If Batman killed the villains when he had a chance, lots of people wouldn't die. It would be better if he TRIED to kill them, but he wouldn't be able to (like, they escaped or something). Without even trying, he's one of the worst douchebags ever.
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#251 - zebanktoon (06/20/2014) [-]
You are simplifying him way too much.
#275 - **freddyhollensen rolled image ** My death. 06/19/2014 on Luck of the draw 0
#169 - I used mildly above average day to day english.. stating that …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2014 on great. 0
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#207 - poniesareghey (06/17/2014) [-]
>please feel free to present your grandeur repetoire of evidence claiming there is an overall scheme or point to our existence
>being this euphoric
but asides from that, you seem to insinuate that the worshiping of gods, particularly religions that humans have conceived, is the only meaning to life. This is not accounting for countless other fucking factors that could point to life having purpose. This is not factoring in how god damn dumb your original comment was.
Do you even know what you mean by neutral starting point, because you didn't make any effort at all to explain it. There's so much wrong with what you said I literally cannot even formulate myself.
There's the fact you put no room for compromise in the two sentences you wrote about the entire point of existing in this universe. There's the fact you simply snarkily write off any other answer "If one was to assert what must be considered a very unlikely hypothesis" while so fucking obviously not looking into the matter of meaning of life to be this conceited and ignorant to various philosophies formulated by people over thousands of years who were so much more fucking intelligent than you I assume that you literally look retarded.
There's the fact that, while limiting yourself to only religion as a life purpose, you continue to limit yourself further and not even humble yourself to the fact that humans don't know jack shit about the universe and that any unknown universal power could be at play, so vastly far above comprehension of the human mind it's ridiculous. That's the main reason I'm so disgusted by you, I can't stand how full of ourselves humans are. We're an amazingly intelligent species, I have mainly nothing but admiration for us, but we act like the universe has to act to the parameters of our conceptualization and that's why fuck you, man.