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Date Signed Up:4/11/2012
Last Login:7/29/2014
Location:Denmark
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#11 - A lot of immigration is happening in both Sweden and Denmark, …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Dammit Scandinavia +11
#25 - anonymous (04/02/2014) [-]
Read more about immigration on the official government sites instead of Flashback and Avpixlat.
#21 - angelusprimus (04/02/2014) [-]
While I do understand why people would hate welfare hunters, people who demand their own culture and laws to be over local and criminals, Danish have started being actually pretty idiotic about it.
My uncle, Bosnian Croat, has lived in Denmark since 1984. He owns a large metal work shop, doing custom work for shipping industry. He employs 20 people 17 of them Danes, and pays over 7 million krone in taxes.
He has repetedly been treated like a criminal, and told to go back where he came from, for no other reason but that he has a croatian accent.
#93 - source 02/27/2014 on have a nice day 0
#73 - Afghanistan. 02/23/2014 on Interesting Countries Part 1 0
#39 - Affect. * 02/23/2014 on what i should say to vegans +2
#36 - No... If the horse is 1.98 at the shoulder, and he is like ~10… 02/20/2014 on A 5 horse power horse. 0
#33 - I think they meassure it from the back and not the top of the head.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/20/2014 on A 5 horse power horse. +39
User avatar #90 - kukimawnstar (02/20/2014) [-]
top of the front shoulder
User avatar #80 - lolzordz (02/20/2014) [-]
why would they not measure it from the top of the head? thats what height technically is
User avatar #78 - eatinaintcheatin (02/20/2014) [-]
Yup.
#35 - sprog (02/20/2014) [-]
That's true, it's measured from the floor to the top of the shoulders because a horse moves its head so much that it's difficult to get an accurate measurement.
User avatar #34 - awesomescorpion (02/20/2014) [-]
Then he would be even shorter, if he is 1.98 along the length.
User avatar #36 - freddyhollensen (02/20/2014) [-]
No... If the horse is 1.98 at the shoulder, and he is like ~10% shorter than the horse is at its shoulders.

He would be around 1.78.
#55 - I don't even own a fedora, but it's not because of lack of wan…  [+] (20 new replies) 02/20/2014 on fedorans +35
User avatar #244 - andWEEEEEEEE (02/20/2014) [-]
there is truth in nearly every stereotype. I have seen my fair share of fatso neckbeards in fedoras walking around on campus. But you're right that not every fedora-wearer is a fatso virgin neckbeard. It's just a stereotype that people like to make fun of.
User avatar #209 - zzforrest (02/20/2014) [-]
I've seen only 1 dude where a fedora in my highschool, he isn't neckbeard, nor fat but he may be cringe.
User avatar #169 - shion (02/20/2014) [-]
I see it as a joke, it's funny
User avatar #112 - mrfumbles (02/20/2014) [-]
at my campus, there are neckbeards wearing fedoras everywhere. im becoming numb to the cringe.
User avatar #108 - leonhardt (02/20/2014) [-]
>Uses pictures of women from google
>Doesn't see any fedora neckbeards in real life because he never goes outside

No freddyhollensen. You are the fedoras.
#211 - herbolifee (02/20/2014) [-]
Man, that's the dumbest comment I've read in quite a while. Congrats, dumbass.
User avatar #270 - leonhardt (02/21/2014) [-]
*tips fedora*
#90 - montybalboa (02/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #80 - thewisedane (02/20/2014) [-]
I believe it to be a modern version of "The boy who cried wolf" - Some scream to arms because of these people, who for-some-reason is someone we should hate and recent.

In reality, there isn't really a lot of these people, but the interwebs blew it up to be a lot more than it actually is.
User avatar #78 - herbolifee (02/20/2014) [-]
I completely agree. I've hated this fedora bullshit from the start. It's dumb, prejudiced and pathetic.
#109 - anonymous (02/20/2014) [-]
Sounds like someone thinks he looks classy while wearing his fedora and flame shirt and cargo shorts.
User avatar #111 - herbolifee (02/20/2014) [-]
Just saying, this was kinda my point, mads. Thank god we don't have retards like this irl as much.
(for the record, I don't have a fedora).
User avatar #91 - mads (02/20/2014) [-]
You know the term 'Fedora wearing' when used in a context like this doesn't literally mean 'Someone/Everyone who wears a fedora is like this'. It's just a identifier for these types of asshole, emotionally abusive twats.
User avatar #92 - herbolifee (02/20/2014) [-]
I know, but that's exactly what's so stupid about it.
The majority of these people don't even have a fedora, and the majority of fedora owners aren't like this, so to use this term is just ridiculous.
User avatar #96 - mads (02/20/2014) [-]
It's called Semiotics. Not defined by reason but defined by culture. It doesn't matter if you or anyone thinks it's stupid. The Sign has been set for this type of behaviour; it just happens to be a specific hat and facial hair. It affects no one in the real world so it doesn't really matter in any way
User avatar #98 - herbolifee (02/20/2014) [-]
But it does. Look, if everyone understood this like you do then you'd be right, but there are a LOT of people who actually think and act like everyone with a fedora is like that.
User avatar #99 - mads (02/20/2014) [-]
And non of them really react the same in the real world. The real world couldn't give a shit if you wear a fedora or not. Stuff like that only really matters up until University, then people really stop giving a shit what you wear. They just care if you are an asshole or not.
#100 - herbolifee (02/20/2014) [-]
Point taken.
#79 - herbolifee (02/20/2014) [-]
Also, snoop rocking a fedora
User avatar #72 - manofparody (02/20/2014) [-]
I've seen maybe one fat dude wearing a fedora in public, while everyone else that wears it actually kind of rocks it. This fedora shit is annoying.
#74 - Also, what you said kind of pissed me off, would you kindly de… 02/20/2014 on Take note moralfags 0
#17 - I'm pretty sure he had a contract... Even if you're right and … 02/19/2014 on Poor Robert 0
#259 - I concur. 02/13/2014 on Couldn't Decide +1
#88 - From a legal perspective, you are completely right, from a rat…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/12/2014 on Couldn't Decide +32
#222 - yarr (02/12/2014) [-]
Lets rewrite the rules. If someone is hot, they may not be considered a pedophile.
User avatar #259 - freddyhollensen (02/13/2014) [-]
I concur.
#136 - implication (02/12/2014) [-]
That also applies to females.
You think girls wouldn't bang a teacher if he was hot as fuck?
Please...
#117 - tarnis (02/12/2014) [-]
but he probably did lose his favorite teacher.
#34 - Thanks to this joke and the comment section, I finally underst… 02/11/2014 on What a dry handjob feels like 0
#10 - Know that satisfactory feeling of not only understanding a jok… 02/09/2014 on horrifying 0
#41 - Worst foods for belly fat, it means that food is bad for - bel…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2014 on Magic Fruit -2
#52 - broorb (02/08/2014) [-]
"worst" is not a buzzword to be used in a small, online advert of 8 words or less, in order to advertise beneficial foods, really.

For example, www.webmd.boots.com/diet/best-worst-foods-belly-fat-rm-quiz
#22 - I don't get this, is this an add for some fruit? Wher…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/08/2014 on Magic Fruit 0
#27 - broorb (02/08/2014) [-]
4 different adverts, two of which advertise the opposite thing with the same fruit.
User avatar #41 - freddyhollensen (02/08/2014) [-]
Worst foods for belly fat, it means that food is bad for - belly fat.

As in, this belly fat will have a bad time.

The adverts state the exact same..
#52 - broorb (02/08/2014) [-]
"worst" is not a buzzword to be used in a small, online advert of 8 words or less, in order to advertise beneficial foods, really.

For example, www.webmd.boots.com/diet/best-worst-foods-belly-fat-rm-quiz
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/01/2014 on painting a wall +23
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#131 - Shouldn't there be a downside to this? 01/21/2014 on I would 0
#91 - But you're pretty smart for not having an opinion though. …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/21/2014 on God 0
User avatar #119 - heartlessrobot (01/21/2014) [-]
What if we have our own ideology that can best be described as halfway between leyvian satanism and kabbalic mysticism?
#103 - drainbramage (01/21/2014) [-]
I do have an opinion, but I choose not to get involved because then my own stupidity would show. It's not about me claiming superiority, but rather about me observing the fact that both sides are trying to prove they're right, but instead coming off as moronic as each other.
User avatar #106 - ruebezahl (01/21/2014) [-]
So this is like Schroedinger's cat? You can have an opinion, but it only becomes stupid when you reveal it?

I'm an atheist, and I have had many discussions on religion, and not once have I tried to "prove" that there is no god, seeing how that is an impossibility. And I have very rarely seen any atheist who tried to do that. So that kinda invalidates at least 50% of your statement.

And I also wonder: If I meet an adult who believes in Santa Claus and who thinks that every Christmas, all the presents he gets were actually built by Santa's elves and delivered by Santa Claus, and if I point out to him that in my opinion, this belief is pretty stupid (even if I can't prove Santa's non-existence), how exactly does that make me come off as moronic?
User avatar #136 - drainbramage (01/21/2014) [-]
Perhaps I should have taken more care with my wording, but people are very set in their ways about beliefs, so you usually look stupid to those who are observing. That's all I really meant. And talking about a group never applies to the entire group, but is just a general statement, if it doesn't apply to you, you don't have to take it seriously.
#124 - soerd (01/21/2014) [-]
Here, use this so your arguments can actually hold water in the future
#6 - Didn't muhammed like, marry an 11 year old girl? Apologies…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/16/2014 on a beautiful religion +2
#16 - kurtr (01/17/2014) [-]
Im too damn tired to write and write it again, so i'm gonna copy/paste it...
At first, marrying with multiple womans was allowed because womans needed protection, since it was already hard for a man to live in a desert at 650s, a woman alone had very hard time living alone.

Now its just an excuse for getting more pussy.

BTW OP is a faggot second to phanact and content is complete bullshit.
deleted the first post due to numerous grammar errors
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User avatar #7 - omegasierra (01/17/2014) [-]
no dont be silly, she was closer to 6
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#22 - Young(er) earther... fucking really? Tell me more a…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/13/2014 on Flanders at the museum +4
User avatar #43 - sanguinesolitude (01/13/2014) [-]
young earth creationists believe the earth is between 5 and 10 thousand years old depending on the math used. "how on earth would they arrive at that number", you might ask. Why obviously they just add up the ages of everyone chronoligically listed in the bible.

"Boy that sounds retarded" you might scoff, "dont we have clear evidence of more than 10,000 years of human history, let alone dinosaurs, geology, radiocarbon dating, canyons carved by rivers, etc. I mean how could you even begin to be so monumentally stupid as to believe that," to which a young earther would respond "have fun burning in hell heretic. The bible is the absolute word of God, and anything that it says is true, provided it fits the narrative we like."
User avatar #66 - chimpaflimp (01/13/2014) [-]
Are...are you telling the truth or just bullshitting? Because I have seen you comment on here a lot before, and you seemed like a pretty smart guy. But if you ACTUALLY believe in that load of trollop, well, let's just say that my opinion of you will be a tad bit skewed.
User avatar #195 - douthit (01/14/2014) [-]
As far as my political comments, don't trust my opinion, only what I can logically prove. My political opinions are what they are because I heard others discussing politics and found their points to be logical, consistent, and universal. But in religious matters, there is no proof because it's faith. It's about how you were raised and what you believe, not what you can prove to yourself.
User avatar #68 - sanguinesolitude (01/13/2014) [-]
No i am not a young earth creationist, or a creationist at all. i am a godless heathen evolutionist. I was just letting you know what the position entails.
User avatar #197 - douthit (01/14/2014) [-]
What position?
User avatar #69 - chimpaflimp (01/13/2014) [-]
I got mixed answers from that. Are you a creationist? YES or NO.
User avatar #188 - VLG (01/14/2014) [-]
"No i am not a young earth creationist"

"I got mixed answers from that"

#70 - sanguinesolitude (01/13/2014) [-]
no of course not. Do I look retarded?
User avatar #33 - theblacksheep (01/13/2014) [-]
I am also curious to what he means by young(er). douthit please explain.
User avatar #198 - douthit (01/14/2014) [-]
It means I don't believe the earth is 4,500,000,000 years old. I can't believe all the hate I'm getting. FJ doesn't even treat the Thor worshipers or Scientologists like this.
User avatar #221 - sanguinesolitude (01/15/2014) [-]
Scientologists are batshit crazy and nobody even takes them seriously, that said they are definitely worthy of being mocked and ridiculed.
Thor worshipers are basically extinct, but nobody takes them seriously either because they keep to themselves.

Young Earth creationists are quite common and extremely problematic for modern society. Scientologists arent trying to push their bullshit Xenu theory into public schools, Creationists are. Thor worshipers aren't trying to ban abortions because of some book, creationists are. None of the other groups you mentioned is currently pushing it's demonstrably false beliefs on children. I mean creationists are so fucked up that they homeschool their kids, teaching them absolute bullshit that even the catholic church has backed away from. This is tantamount to child abuse. I mean would it not be cruel to not teach your children basic history, or how to do math? Of course it would be, so why is holding back the past few thousand years of science from them? I mean sure if the biblical claims weren't demonstrably false you could hold to your retarded views, but they are.

If it were a personalized belief I could accept it and let it be, though not respect it since willfully holding a position of ignorance is never worthy of respect. But the creationist agenda is to push their beliefs onto others, making people dismiss scientific achievements, and providing a mindless and empty version of faith. And it isnt like you guys even follow everything in the bible literally, which is the most frustrating part. You still pick and choose the shit you like. For example, you probably don't hold to old testament law, keeping saturday sabbath, not wearing mixed cloth, bathing in prescribed ways, etc. despite Matthew 5:17-18. You also probably don't believe the earth is flat (please for the love of god tell me you arent a flat earth creationist too,) despite the fact the bible says it is. It's the hypocrisy that really gets my goat.
User avatar #222 - douthit (01/15/2014) [-]
You mentioned forcing beliefs on others via public schools and other public policy, but this assumes all creationists are statists. I think it's immoral to initiate violence, including endorsing such violence on others through the government. There are atheist and other non-creationist statists, just as there are creationist anarchists as well as atheist anarchists. These are two separate issues.

User avatar #212 - theblacksheep (01/14/2014) [-]
Yeah I understood that much, I just didn't know if you thought it was more than 10,000 but still not billions of years old. And you really thought you wouldn't get hate for saying that?
User avatar #44 - sanguinesolitude (01/13/2014) [-]
believe the earth and universe is 5-10 thousand years old at maximum.
#54 - how does this work exactly. 01/11/2014 on 4chan and unsecured cams 0
#14 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2014 on Horrible Tattoo Compilation... -7
User avatar #23 - rapsuskiller (01/08/2014) [-]
That was made with sharpie
User avatar #18 - catchamp (01/08/2014) [-]
Was this not from a book called psion beta

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User avatar #14 - someponynew (06/05/2013) [-]
>Fully supporting your mod.
User avatar #15 to #14 - freddyhollensen (06/05/2013) [-]
Thanks, if you wish to follow what's going on, I've actually just made a facebook page like 10 minutes ago, we're at the moment 2-3 people working on content for Skyrim.

The page obviously isn't worth much at the moment, but soon I'll add some screenshots of places around the world, and eventually I'll make it into a real page with daily / weekly updates for your feed. ;)

www.facebook.com/SkyrimFreeDlc
User avatar #3 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Are you getting your pictures from I Fucking Love Science? Because your recent posts were posted there a couple days ago
User avatar #4 to #3 - freddyhollensen (10/30/2012) [-]
Ha, yes... I think so, Sometimes I just save funny pictures in my folder, and I'm subscribed to their facebook page.. so may very well be. ;)
User avatar #5 to #4 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Yeah same here, they're good stuff. You should post the follow up the Has Science Gone To Far post with the one of the fat guys as heavy metals. That made me laugh
User avatar #6 to #5 - freddyhollensen (10/30/2012) [-]
Can't remember seeing that, I'll go look for it, unless you got the link to it on you? :b
User avatar #8 to #7 - freddyhollensen (10/30/2012) [-]
Ha, brilliant, thanks mate... I'll save it in my folder for the next time I post ;) You could also post it yourself though, I see you're collecting quite a bit of thumbs yourself... Feel free to use the title :b

Has science gone to far... I think so.

Would be more fitting though I think ;)
User avatar #9 to #8 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Nah I only post comics so all your man
#1 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2012) [-]
What's up, mate
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