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Date Signed Up:4/11/2012
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#69 - I don't even... I give this 9/10 whats. 10/21/2012 on i came +2
#15 - Wuuub wub wub whip wip wub, wub wub wab wub wub wab. …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2012 on Skrillex is kill +1
#21 - rainbowghost (10/21/2012) [-]
"GWEEE nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee NYIOAM.
GWEE GWOOOOHOOH nuh nuh nuh, gwish gwash gwilla bah." - First Of The Year (Equinox), Skrillex
#2 - Comment deleted 10/19/2012 on punny -7
#80 - I love how americans can't see any problems what so ever in ha…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2012 on Gun Owners -11
User avatar #133 - shadowhorn (10/14/2012) [-]
not everyone can get a gun, man. if you are a felon, it is nearly impossible to acquire one legally.
User avatar #96 - fuelnfire (10/14/2012) [-]
Anyone can get a knife. Anyone can learn martial arts. Anyone can pick up a heavy brick.
#175 - threenippledcousin (10/14/2012) [-]
the dude in norway that killed 80 people with guns, how many people would he have killed with a brick or knife? one, two maybe ? guns aren't needed in civalised countries
User avatar #182 - LtMcG (10/14/2012) [-]
You think a criminal with pre-planning is not going to let the laws stop him from obtaining the material he needs to carry it out?
#4 - Being unable to make a decision is hardly something you can cl… 10/13/2012 on Its True -1
#4 - I remember when this was reposted the first time... ah.. good … 10/13/2012 on The Ostrich +1
#147 - This was the funniest post I've seen this entire month. … 10/12/2012 on Muhammad and Jesus 0
#40 - To suck alot, never heard that expression.. But I suppose it m…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2012 on UNIVERSE PATCH 2.0 INFO... +1
#41 - angelious (10/11/2012) [-]
i learned my english through video games and movies.its not perfect...
#15 - Dude... Chill, it's a joke and God ain't real.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/11/2012 on UNIVERSE PATCH 2.0 INFO... -1
User avatar #81 - araella (10/12/2012) [-]
I realize that, and I did find it funny. Just those two things bothered me a bit.
#39 - anonymous (10/11/2012) [-]
he's real but he is a really lazy asshole...
#34 - I... Must... Own... This... 10/11/2012 on The Spacedrum 0
#16 - This was the best content today... Wtf, I laughed so hard I ne… 10/11/2012 on It's a sign! +1
#148 - BURN WITH ME! 10/11/2012 on Girlfriends are some... 0
#656 - Anon, you're a ******* retard... go choke on a di… 10/10/2012 on Parenting 0
#63 - I've seen it before... Quite good... Wish it was longer though. 10/10/2012 on Sintel. Watch it, its worth... +3
#146 - I love Christians.. . Westboro baptist church is the best thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2012 on Homosexuality is a sin 0
User avatar #265 - Marker (10/10/2012) [-]
I never said all Christians are homophobes. In fact, I never even mentioned Christanity in my comment. In my opinion, Westboro is more like a religion all their own. I know of many Christians who want nothing to do with those idiots. My comment was simply saying that the gender of the homosexuality means nothing to the ignorant assholes who protest it.
#337 - When you claim to be Mormon, everybody should instantly realiz…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2012 on Parenting +2
User avatar #779 - frankieforward (10/10/2012) [-]
ha ha well It's not as crazy as people make it out to be. but You can believe a 16 year old boy with no reading or writing skills wrote a book of that nature, depth, and foresight with just pure intellect. You can I'm not stopping you
#335 - It's always relevant... Go science! I don't want to…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2012 on Parenting +5
#339 - Sammael (10/10/2012) [-]
I'm a member of mensa (town i was in had free public transport to members so...) one of the members is a Dominican monk. He has IQ of over 140, and beside being a monk he is a doctor of biochemistry. He worked on dna mapping program.
Religion in its basis isn't a problem. Fanaticism is.
User avatar #338 - schnizel (10/10/2012) [-]
no
10+ IQ
#331 - I'm not sure what to say... It's... Just so ridiculous... Sorr…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/10/2012 on Parenting -5
User avatar #609 - trentypoo (10/10/2012) [-]
dude.....youre so.......stupid.
User avatar #468 - dashdashdash (10/10/2012) [-]
For you'r second question, A man once said "God loves a Scientist (The Arabic Word for scientist is Aalim, A man of ilm, and ilm means Knowledge not just science, Complicated I know but basicly Scientist in arabic can also mean doctors, engineers etc,) more than a worshiper, And God would reward a Scientist more than he would a worshipper"
And thats because a worshipper only helps himself while a scientist helps thousands of people, So these countries in Scandanavia (Even in europe, america, japan etc,)
Have better lifes, because they are smarter, or, they use the tools God gave them in better ways.
#406 - anonymous (10/10/2012) [-]
Its like you are completely ignoring everything he says in return for blantant hatred. I'm completely athiest and people like you make me wish the world was lit on fire. I know I'm feeding the troll but seriously listen the fuck up son.

He is saying God should be thanked for giving us the tools and the doctors to help the people.

Doctors should be thanked as well for actualy using the tools given to them, like the mind and medicines, to heal the people.

As for your second question... god works in mysterious ways, etc etc..
User avatar #656 - freddyhollensen (10/10/2012) [-]
Anon, you're a fucking retard... go choke on a dick please.
#105 - Hamas: Hey I'd like really want to kill you, whalalalala! … 10/10/2012 on This is the truth. -2
#312 - Much indeed, I think religious people are under the delusion t…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2012 on Parenting -4
User avatar #383 - Dincorta (10/10/2012) [-]
Damn straight. Backing up promises with scientific information and method yields better results than praying and hoping for the best.
#102 - Whatever... I'll retire on mars, then you can respect your Isl… 10/10/2012 on This is the truth. 0
#296 - Alrighty then theists... I'm sorry, I was under the impression…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/10/2012 on Parenting -6
User avatar #314 - dashdashdash (10/10/2012) [-]
We believe that

>God Created the world (including Humans and chemicals)
>God Gave humans brains, and humans used their brains
>Humans create Medicine
>Humans make hospitals

So yes, God should be thanked, im not saying the doctors shouldn't be thanked.
In my country, sometimes the doctor would refuse to be thanked, before the patient thanks God first, that happened to me personally.
#615 - kerplunking (10/10/2012) [-]
By that logic, God should also be hated for creating the illnesses that humans suffer in the first place.
User avatar #643 - dashdashdash (10/10/2012) [-]
I don't want to get to "Why God creates bad things?" 'cause it's too complicated, and because you probably wont be convinced by my opinion, and I probably wont be convinced by yours, it doesn't mean that you're stupid, or I am stupid.
it just means that we disagree, that's all, (I'm also too lazy to have a debate)
So good day, and don't forget Funnyjunk is supposed to be for having fun and cheering up.
User avatar #331 - freddyhollensen (10/10/2012) [-]
I'm not sure what to say... It's... Just so ridiculous... Sorry, but you're like... borderline insane.

I saved a guy from having his brains smeared on the sidewalk once because I caught him after remembering how extremely slippery the ice was... So what you're saying is... That was really just God who should be thanked and I'm just a douche for not sharing the credit? I mean I completely deny his existence, and even if his existence was revealed I would still deny his authority. Whatever I do, I'm forced to have this leach on my back that wants worship and gratitude for doing nothing even I wish nothing to do with him.

All you said still leads to another problem... Is God a racist?

If he saves people through hospitals and medicine...
And Zimbabwe and Ethiopia aren't really known for their advancement in healthcare... despite the fact like more than 95% are deeply religious.

Whilst Scandinavia, the most atheistic countries in the world.. are also those with the best healthcare. So... God likes atheist and hates black people... sounds like he's the internet.
User avatar #609 - trentypoo (10/10/2012) [-]
dude.....youre so.......stupid.
User avatar #468 - dashdashdash (10/10/2012) [-]
For you'r second question, A man once said "God loves a Scientist (The Arabic Word for scientist is Aalim, A man of ilm, and ilm means Knowledge not just science, Complicated I know but basicly Scientist in arabic can also mean doctors, engineers etc,) more than a worshiper, And God would reward a Scientist more than he would a worshipper"
And thats because a worshipper only helps himself while a scientist helps thousands of people, So these countries in Scandanavia (Even in europe, america, japan etc,)
Have better lifes, because they are smarter, or, they use the tools God gave them in better ways.
#406 - anonymous (10/10/2012) [-]
Its like you are completely ignoring everything he says in return for blantant hatred. I'm completely athiest and people like you make me wish the world was lit on fire. I know I'm feeding the troll but seriously listen the fuck up son.

He is saying God should be thanked for giving us the tools and the doctors to help the people.

Doctors should be thanked as well for actualy using the tools given to them, like the mind and medicines, to heal the people.

As for your second question... god works in mysterious ways, etc etc..
User avatar #656 - freddyhollensen (10/10/2012) [-]
Anon, you're a fucking retard... go choke on a dick please.
User avatar #304 - Dincorta (10/10/2012) [-]
Religious people believe that since people were created by god, anything these people build or do is an indirect act of god. It's fucking stupid.

I cannot wait until all this shit dies out and people start thinking clearly for once. Imagine the feats we can accomplish and the medical/technological milestones we can achieve if we had less dumbasses and more intelligent people.
User avatar #312 - freddyhollensen (10/10/2012) [-]
Much indeed, I think religious people are under the delusion that the ''atheist community'' will be happy when we destroy the reputation of Jesus...

This is ridiculous, there's a whole different agenda here... I don't know about you, but I'm fighting for world where intelligence and science is a bit more valued, I wish for technological, philosophical and scientific advancement and a global civilization of prosperity.

I really wanna see a mammoth before I die, and I have this gut feeling that praying won't make my wish come true... Science made a 15 year out in the future promise after exactly explaining how they'd do it... To me this seem much more promising.
User avatar #383 - Dincorta (10/10/2012) [-]
Damn straight. Backing up promises with scientific information and method yields better results than praying and hoping for the best.
#74 - Here's the thing anon... It's perfectly possible to disrespect…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2012 on This is the truth. -5
#90 - anonymous (10/10/2012) [-]
Yet your comment wins "Retarded Comment Of The Day" award. What you propose does not advance humanity whatsoever. It actually sets us back further.

It grows a disdainful relationship between us and forces us to hate each other in the end. It adds up more hate on what already exist.

Your solution is like attempting to heal a fresh wound, by setting it on fire. No, the only way to heal these wounds of conflict is possible by humans learning how to respect each other.

I don't care what you do or do not worship, but if you go insulting others for what God they do or do not believe in, then you are not solving the problem. You are the problem!
User avatar #102 - freddyhollensen (10/10/2012) [-]
Whatever... I'll retire on mars, then you can respect your Islam when you love their Jihad away.

How am I supposed to react when someone says, my book is the infallible truth of existence, or at least that which is closest to, and then every 10'th page or so it describes how to kill me.

I'm not a Christian, and loving my enemies is not exactly on top of my list, my enemies are people who discriminate the gay, practice pseudo science like faith healing and makes a fortune, people who gain power by claiming it by divine right, institutionalized church organizations who spreads aids by denying its followers to use condoms, people who wish to set women's rights back into the dark ages by denying them basic rights on whether they want to give birth or not and especially people who threaten their kids with torture and agony in eternal fire if they disobey.

I don't want to love my enemies, I want to see them weep and regret.

It's unhealthy to feel this way about people who hates all that you stand for, if you wish the success of those who want to destroy you, chances are they will eventually succeed. I wish my opponents defeated, that is why I consider them enemies.

I'm both against violence and discrimination... And I don't think theists are doing themselves a favor by instead of defending their ideology with words and argumentation, they just become these butthurt children who cries that the mean atheists are pointing out how bad their perception of the world is.

Why can't we just discuss religion like we can discuss everything else. I don't feel personally insulted if someone deny evolution, I take the discussion and prove my case.
#251 - So like what... you're a deist or an... anti-religion theist? … 10/10/2012 on Parenting -2
#249 - You think that God's way of healing is through hospitals?  [+] (13 new replies) 10/10/2012 on Parenting -15
#260 - anonymous (10/10/2012) [-]
wow.. you're an idiot.
User avatar #296 - freddyhollensen (10/10/2012) [-]
Alrighty then theists... I'm sorry, I was under the impression you thought prayer had an effect... I'm pretty sure you people are the idiots here.

''>Be God
>Innocent child dieing due to a ruptured appendix
>Parents pray for help
>I provide help in the form of capable hospital care and modern medicine
>Parents refuse my help
>Child dies
>MFW''

All I did was ask if he actually feels that when a doctor saves a life, the life saved should be credited to God.

It's not some far fetched misinterpretation, it's a completely logical question to ask in relation to what he said.
User avatar #314 - dashdashdash (10/10/2012) [-]
We believe that

>God Created the world (including Humans and chemicals)
>God Gave humans brains, and humans used their brains
>Humans create Medicine
>Humans make hospitals

So yes, God should be thanked, im not saying the doctors shouldn't be thanked.
In my country, sometimes the doctor would refuse to be thanked, before the patient thanks God first, that happened to me personally.
#615 - kerplunking (10/10/2012) [-]
By that logic, God should also be hated for creating the illnesses that humans suffer in the first place.
User avatar #643 - dashdashdash (10/10/2012) [-]
I don't want to get to "Why God creates bad things?" 'cause it's too complicated, and because you probably wont be convinced by my opinion, and I probably wont be convinced by yours, it doesn't mean that you're stupid, or I am stupid.
it just means that we disagree, that's all, (I'm also too lazy to have a debate)
So good day, and don't forget Funnyjunk is supposed to be for having fun and cheering up.
User avatar #331 - freddyhollensen (10/10/2012) [-]
I'm not sure what to say... It's... Just so ridiculous... Sorry, but you're like... borderline insane.

I saved a guy from having his brains smeared on the sidewalk once because I caught him after remembering how extremely slippery the ice was... So what you're saying is... That was really just God who should be thanked and I'm just a douche for not sharing the credit? I mean I completely deny his existence, and even if his existence was revealed I would still deny his authority. Whatever I do, I'm forced to have this leach on my back that wants worship and gratitude for doing nothing even I wish nothing to do with him.

All you said still leads to another problem... Is God a racist?

If he saves people through hospitals and medicine...
And Zimbabwe and Ethiopia aren't really known for their advancement in healthcare... despite the fact like more than 95% are deeply religious.

Whilst Scandinavia, the most atheistic countries in the world.. are also those with the best healthcare. So... God likes atheist and hates black people... sounds like he's the internet.
User avatar #609 - trentypoo (10/10/2012) [-]
dude.....youre so.......stupid.
User avatar #468 - dashdashdash (10/10/2012) [-]
For you'r second question, A man once said "God loves a Scientist (The Arabic Word for scientist is Aalim, A man of ilm, and ilm means Knowledge not just science, Complicated I know but basicly Scientist in arabic can also mean doctors, engineers etc,) more than a worshiper, And God would reward a Scientist more than he would a worshipper"
And thats because a worshipper only helps himself while a scientist helps thousands of people, So these countries in Scandanavia (Even in europe, america, japan etc,)
Have better lifes, because they are smarter, or, they use the tools God gave them in better ways.
#406 - anonymous (10/10/2012) [-]
Its like you are completely ignoring everything he says in return for blantant hatred. I'm completely athiest and people like you make me wish the world was lit on fire. I know I'm feeding the troll but seriously listen the fuck up son.

He is saying God should be thanked for giving us the tools and the doctors to help the people.

Doctors should be thanked as well for actualy using the tools given to them, like the mind and medicines, to heal the people.

As for your second question... god works in mysterious ways, etc etc..
User avatar #656 - freddyhollensen (10/10/2012) [-]
Anon, you're a fucking retard... go choke on a dick please.
User avatar #304 - Dincorta (10/10/2012) [-]
Religious people believe that since people were created by god, anything these people build or do is an indirect act of god. It's fucking stupid.

I cannot wait until all this shit dies out and people start thinking clearly for once. Imagine the feats we can accomplish and the medical/technological milestones we can achieve if we had less dumbasses and more intelligent people.
User avatar #312 - freddyhollensen (10/10/2012) [-]
Much indeed, I think religious people are under the delusion that the ''atheist community'' will be happy when we destroy the reputation of Jesus...

This is ridiculous, there's a whole different agenda here... I don't know about you, but I'm fighting for world where intelligence and science is a bit more valued, I wish for technological, philosophical and scientific advancement and a global civilization of prosperity.

I really wanna see a mammoth before I die, and I have this gut feeling that praying won't make my wish come true... Science made a 15 year out in the future promise after exactly explaining how they'd do it... To me this seem much more promising.
User avatar #383 - Dincorta (10/10/2012) [-]
Damn straight. Backing up promises with scientific information and method yields better results than praying and hoping for the best.

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User avatar #14 - someponynew (06/05/2013) [-]
>Fully supporting your mod.
User avatar #15 to #14 - freddyhollensen (06/05/2013) [-]
Thanks, if you wish to follow what's going on, I've actually just made a facebook page like 10 minutes ago, we're at the moment 2-3 people working on content for Skyrim.

The page obviously isn't worth much at the moment, but soon I'll add some screenshots of places around the world, and eventually I'll make it into a real page with daily / weekly updates for your feed. ;)

www.facebook.com/SkyrimFreeDlc
User avatar #3 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Are you getting your pictures from I ******* Love Science? Because your recent posts were posted there a couple days ago
User avatar #4 to #3 - freddyhollensen (10/30/2012) [-]
Ha, yes... I think so, Sometimes I just save funny pictures in my folder, and I'm subscribed to their facebook page.. so may very well be. ;)
User avatar #5 to #4 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Yeah same here, they're good stuff. You should post the follow up the Has Science Gone To Far post with the one of the fat guys as heavy metals. That made me laugh
User avatar #6 to #5 - freddyhollensen (10/30/2012) [-]
Can't remember seeing that, I'll go look for it, unless you got the link to it on you? :b
User avatar #8 to #7 - freddyhollensen (10/30/2012) [-]
Ha, brilliant, thanks mate... I'll save it in my folder for the next time I post ;) You could also post it yourself though, I see you're collecting quite a bit of thumbs yourself... Feel free to use the title :b

Has science gone to far... I think so.

Would be more fitting though I think ;)
User avatar #9 to #8 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Nah I only post comics so all your man
#1 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2012) [-]
What's up, mate
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