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#266 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 02/04/2013 on Fun Facts +11
#284 - anonymous (02/04/2013) [-]
Oh Jesus, my sides...
#275 - Unholyken (02/04/2013) [-]
actually he didnt even write it. it was an Itallian folk tail dating year's before shakespear. he was just the firs one to write it down. kind of like how Homer didnt really write the odyssey and the iliad.
User avatar #282 - mutzaki (02/04/2013) [-]
It was Ned Flanders who wrote those, right?
#285 - anonymous (02/04/2013) [-]
stupid cultural flanders
#283 - Unholyken (02/04/2013) [-]
i believe so.
#43 - It's been a ******* while since I've seen an athe…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/03/2013 on Terry Pratchett on God -7
User avatar #63 - I Am Monkey (02/03/2013) [-]
So if Christians on this site decide to take a page out of your book, flip the asshole switch and start flooding the front page with their beliefs you'd just sit down and deal with it?
User avatar #161 - freddyhollensen (02/04/2013) [-]
I'd give a reply to what they stated, debate their nonsense, and not cry about it.

God doesn't exist -> lol stop pushing your beliefs on me :,(

Real mature, why not just say why you think people are wrong instead, there isn't that big of a flame war going on, most people who take each other somewhat seriously doesn't rage on people for having a set of beliefs.

If you think you've got it right and god is like, uber real and we are all fools... Why do you want the discussion buried... If you honestly thought you were right, you'd grab the opportunity to win people over with words whenever the chance was.
User avatar #162 - I Am Monkey (02/04/2013) [-]
This is a comedy site, not a theological dick waving contest.
User avatar #163 - freddyhollensen (02/04/2013) [-]
Point taken.

But tbh, I think a lot of atheists find the bible rather comical, granted, there is a lot of cheering posts that doesn't really belong here, and I think a substantial amount of atheists as Christians alike would rather be without them.

I'm merely pointing out, ''stop showing your beliefs down my throat'' is an absurdly dishonest and cowardly way to try and put together an argument.

It's simply wrong when you say.

_ atheists are the first ones to complain about "pushing your beliefs" on others._

I think you've mistaken this sentence with ''please stop indoctrinating your children with threats of hellfire and candy in heaven''.

It's not really the same is it?
#69 - anonymous (02/03/2013) [-]
I'd thumb them down or skip and then move on instead of posting on their page about how they're shoving their beliefs down my throat.
User avatar #79 - I Am Monkey (02/03/2013) [-]
It's not "their page" it's the front page. Don't act like it's some private board that I'm barging in on.
#89 - anonymous (02/03/2013) [-]
I'm not acting like it's a private board it's free to whoever wants to post. But with that said if I felt someone was trying to shove their beliefs down my throat I would thumb them down and move on.
#265 - It's still rather problematic, when are you going to draw the …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2013 on Pretty much 0
User avatar #396 - yoloswaggins (02/04/2013) [-]
What I was getting at was not to get caught up on anything that has nothing to do with you souly for the purpose of making them feel bad or you feel better. Some concepts of certain religions are unethical and some completely insane.

The thing that I don't get is how people could people be 'forced' into marriage and doing things they don't like. I get why people do it, I'm just not wired that way and it's quite bizarre to me.
#28 - Read the story, ******* brilliant, thanks for sharing :D 02/02/2013 on I'm an Atheist 0
#73 - Here's what I'll leave you with... I'm convinced the world wou…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2013 on deep atheist 4 -3
#84 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
I respect this but a word a caution; the concept of parallel universes implies that every possibility must exist, so there is an infinite number of universes with god, an infinite number without, an infinite number with the hypno toad ruling over us, etc.

how do you know that this universe is with or without god, and frankly does it matter since there is no way to gain evidence of pre-big bang events due to the fact that physical evidence is impossible to ascertain, due to the fact that there is nothing physical that could exist in this plane of existince prior to the big bang SO OUR ARGUMENT IS MOOT AND ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD



and on your question of having a need for priests, in times of great tragedy a GOOD priest who truly follows our doctrine will be willing to offer you shelter, food, and help you rebuild what you have lost, and from a more global and more secular point of view, priests provide sway by providing the possibility of a neutral mediator (Good example is Rev. Dr. Robin Eames who was part the Consultative Group to help patch ties between the North Irish and the U.K in the Troubles, specifically 2009)
#61 - I wasn't gonna get into an argument, that's why I insta delete…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/02/2013 on deep atheist 4 -1
User avatar #209 - teoberry (02/03/2013) [-]
The money goes to three things
1 - Upkeep of the church
2 - Church charity programs
3 - making sure the priest can fucking live

Almost no priests nowdays are masochists or pedophiles.

And no, I'm not being screwed. Sounds like someone had to go to church today with mommy.
#66 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
Said before, say it again; i'm eastern orthodox, i don't understand nor care about the catholic church, i am just playing devil's advocate, saying they aren't all as greedy as people portray

we pay money to governments who say they will defend us, who say they have our best interests in mind, yet they do not live like the average american; does that mean that they are as greedy and deceitful as the church

although i agree that the catholic church has had excesses, what organization with power hasn't, governments have risen and fallen with great tales of their achievements passed for centuries, all i'm saying is that you can't ignore it has done great good and great evil for humanity, to focus on only one side is setting yourself up for disaster
User avatar #73 - freddyhollensen (02/02/2013) [-]
Here's what I'll leave you with... I'm convinced the world would be a far better place, not without churches nor religion ever to have existed, but if churches and religion would seize to exist.

Their time have kind of come, and religion in the western world is no longer anything but an annoyance and a joke.

That somewhat intelligent people run around defending such obviously corrupt and dishonest organizations, thinking they will spend eternity living on a cloud... It's delusional and just plain stupid.

Even though I don't have the most faith in politicians, they actually have a job that somewhat matters, unlike a priest.

What scenario can you possibly imagine were lack of priests would be a problem from a secular point of view.
#84 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
I respect this but a word a caution; the concept of parallel universes implies that every possibility must exist, so there is an infinite number of universes with god, an infinite number without, an infinite number with the hypno toad ruling over us, etc.

how do you know that this universe is with or without god, and frankly does it matter since there is no way to gain evidence of pre-big bang events due to the fact that physical evidence is impossible to ascertain, due to the fact that there is nothing physical that could exist in this plane of existince prior to the big bang SO OUR ARGUMENT IS MOOT AND ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD



and on your question of having a need for priests, in times of great tragedy a GOOD priest who truly follows our doctrine will be willing to offer you shelter, food, and help you rebuild what you have lost, and from a more global and more secular point of view, priests provide sway by providing the possibility of a neutral mediator (Good example is Rev. Dr. Robin Eames who was part the Consultative Group to help patch ties between the North Irish and the U.K in the Troubles, specifically 2009)
#46 - Comment deleted  [+] (7 new replies) 02/02/2013 on deep atheist 4 0
#49 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
they build schools in developing nations (albeit religious schools but they provide an education), help build infrastructure, and bring books on various mathematics topics and science topics to developing nations

and to those struggling to survive from the favelas in Rio de Janiero, the Slums of Kolcutta, the bombed out remnants of Homs, to those in the Sahel being swallowed up by the sands of the Sahara: your house is a golden throne, so if your going to try and guilt trip the catholic church for past actions (although they do deserve some), you must acknowledge the hipocrisy of your luxuries
User avatar #61 - freddyhollensen (02/02/2013) [-]
I wasn't gonna get into an argument, that's why I insta deleted my comment, but whatever.

The catholic church is, without a shadow of a doubt, the wealthiest institution in the world, if you think bill gates is sitting on a lot of money, you should see the 10 times bigger pile below the pope.

Yet, my last girlfriend is catholic and she pays like 3$ for the thing they pass around.

The money goes directly to the priests, people whose job is to tell lies, get more members to lie, get more money, rinse and repeat.

This form a business model is great... If you're that business... but you're forgetting those money could be elsewhere.

If you taught kids to be selfless rather than faithful, you could skip the part were you had to build a stunningly expensive church.

Here's what... If you honestly think the catholic church doesn't care about its own wealth and just want to be a force for good... Enjoy remaining a complete retard.

It's the worlds most successful and tax free business, built on lies, hysterical superstition, and violence & murder or by the least threats of. Built and run by masochists and pedophiles.

No, seriously... enjoy your faith, in day to day life I can somewhat ignore the hypocrisy of the religious, I don't really care that much, but I assume what you wanted was my honest opinion... have a nice life and if you have any integrity what so ever, you should at least try and use your head for a second and ask yourself... Am I being screwed by men in golden suits?
User avatar #209 - teoberry (02/03/2013) [-]
The money goes to three things
1 - Upkeep of the church
2 - Church charity programs
3 - making sure the priest can fucking live

Almost no priests nowdays are masochists or pedophiles.

And no, I'm not being screwed. Sounds like someone had to go to church today with mommy.
#66 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
Said before, say it again; i'm eastern orthodox, i don't understand nor care about the catholic church, i am just playing devil's advocate, saying they aren't all as greedy as people portray

we pay money to governments who say they will defend us, who say they have our best interests in mind, yet they do not live like the average american; does that mean that they are as greedy and deceitful as the church

although i agree that the catholic church has had excesses, what organization with power hasn't, governments have risen and fallen with great tales of their achievements passed for centuries, all i'm saying is that you can't ignore it has done great good and great evil for humanity, to focus on only one side is setting yourself up for disaster
User avatar #73 - freddyhollensen (02/02/2013) [-]
Here's what I'll leave you with... I'm convinced the world would be a far better place, not without churches nor religion ever to have existed, but if churches and religion would seize to exist.

Their time have kind of come, and religion in the western world is no longer anything but an annoyance and a joke.

That somewhat intelligent people run around defending such obviously corrupt and dishonest organizations, thinking they will spend eternity living on a cloud... It's delusional and just plain stupid.

Even though I don't have the most faith in politicians, they actually have a job that somewhat matters, unlike a priest.

What scenario can you possibly imagine were lack of priests would be a problem from a secular point of view.
#84 - lakerman (02/02/2013) [-]
I respect this but a word a caution; the concept of parallel universes implies that every possibility must exist, so there is an infinite number of universes with god, an infinite number without, an infinite number with the hypno toad ruling over us, etc.

how do you know that this universe is with or without god, and frankly does it matter since there is no way to gain evidence of pre-big bang events due to the fact that physical evidence is impossible to ascertain, due to the fact that there is nothing physical that could exist in this plane of existince prior to the big bang SO OUR ARGUMENT IS MOOT AND ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO TOAD



and on your question of having a need for priests, in times of great tragedy a GOOD priest who truly follows our doctrine will be willing to offer you shelter, food, and help you rebuild what you have lost, and from a more global and more secular point of view, priests provide sway by providing the possibility of a neutral mediator (Good example is Rev. Dr. Robin Eames who was part the Consultative Group to help patch ties between the North Irish and the U.K in the Troubles, specifically 2009)
#4 - Picture 01/28/2013 on I Love Everything! +4
#71 - Oh, wauw... didn't think it was a date game... anyways, thanks… 01/27/2013 on true story 0
#34 - Best laugh for at least half a year on this site, what the … 01/27/2013 on achievement unlocked:... +2
#64 - What the **** is this game about? Can someone ple…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2013 on true story 0
User avatar #69 - inflatablewalrus (01/27/2013) [-]
i had never even entertained the thought of anime, basic premise is you're at a school, and there are several potential love interests, your chosen actions decide who becomes your love. If you play it entirely honestly you'll probably be drawn to the sort of girl you are IRL. You don't need to like anime or be a weeaboo to enjoy it i will say that much.

TL;DR date chicks, get feels
User avatar #71 - freddyhollensen (01/27/2013) [-]
Oh, wauw... didn't think it was a date game... anyways, thanks for info... Think I'll stick to aliens, dragons and unprovoked bloodshed.
#64 - Learn to take joke FJ... also, psst... I don't think Jesus was…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2013 on for Asgard! +3
#68 - arandomanon (01/21/2013) [-]
Hard to detect jokes if you don't post a picture or anything like that.
#44 - Christians are wonderful, even when an opposing religion is de…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/21/2013 on for Asgard! +4
#56 - arandomanon (01/21/2013) [-]
Butthurt much?
By the way, Jesus was not a God.
User avatar #64 - freddyhollensen (01/21/2013) [-]
Learn to take joke FJ... also, psst... I don't think Jesus was God either.
#68 - arandomanon (01/21/2013) [-]
Hard to detect jokes if you don't post a picture or anything like that.
User avatar #63 - jusbox (01/21/2013) [-]
Well, you know, according to the Bible, Jesus kinda is God. God is Jesus. It's this whole trinity thing, you know, with God, Jesus and the holy ghost, wich are all aspects of God. So according to the bible Jesus is God, and God is Jesus, and the holy ghost are also both, and that too is mutual from both Jesus and God, which are the same guy....
it's not confusing at all

#67 - arandomanon (01/21/2013) [-]
I'm not a religious fag but as far as I know Jesus is the son of god, a (let's say it in this way) "product" of God, the holy spirit and Mary. Since Jesus is part mortal, he isn't a full god so I guess that doesn't make him entering in the "god" class.
#73 - mrclass (01/21/2013) [-]
christfag here. Basically the whole idea of the holy trinity is that everything in it is the same god. Don't think of it as God- Jesus- Holy ghost as if they were different things, think of it as father- son- spirit. The idea is that they are all different parts of the giant thing we call God. not only that but the idea that jesus is part god and part human was actually a church heresy known as Arianism. Because arius was a well known scholar it was a major struggle for the church to remain unified because so many supporters were arian.
#74 - arandomanon (01/21/2013) [-]
This is actually interesting (no sarcasm). Thanks for the information.
User avatar #69 - jusbox (01/21/2013) [-]
The thing is, God incarnated himself as Jesus. Just google "christianity incarnation".
#72 - arandomanon (01/21/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, I was wrong all along. Well, shit happens.
#42 - God heard my prayers, and chose not to do anything about it...… 01/21/2013 on for Asgard! +13
#355 - Well if you love dick, getting dick should be quite pleasing I… 01/21/2013 on I have no title for this +1
#271 - So you'd have no problem with 2 gay men living together and …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2013 on I have no title for this +4
#289 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [-]
You cant compare one species to the other. We are talking about Humans. what benefits does homosexuality give to humans?
User avatar #355 - freddyhollensen (01/21/2013) [-]
Well if you love dick, getting dick should be quite pleasing I hear... I'm sorry, how is sex such a mystery to you?
#332 - anonymous (01/21/2013) [-]
It allows people to have equal rights. Seriously, people like you are deluded. You think stopping gay marriage will resolve homosexuality? It will still exist they'll just have rights.

How does straight marriage benefit humans? How do all those straight couples who marry without kids benefit humans? Stop being such a blind cunt. Marriage wont change anything except show progression in society and equality. And it'll stop gays doing protests for the bill if that pleases you.
Do you like the protests anon?
#375 - Thank you, it means a lot that the reasonable people starts co…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2012 on Truth 0
User avatar #376 - nogphille (12/22/2012) [-]
dude, i'll refer you to the comment made by spacelubber:
>She's not taking a stance on any of those issues; she's just explaining that true feminism also doesn't take a stance on it.

and whether or not you agree with gun control, the fact that he brought it up while it was irrelevant is daft.
if you'd like to debate gun control, good, i'm always up for a good debate, don't just thumb down.
#374 - As a Pakistani, you should be embarrassed of your women right …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2012 on Truth 0
User avatar #378 - awesomenessdefined (12/23/2012) [-]
I wonder why that is?
#205 - You did, and thank you for the response ;) It's true,… 12/22/2012 on Truth +2
#58 - Me no hablo..? Could you try one more time, what are …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2012 on Truth +2
User avatar #59 - TheseChocodiles (12/22/2012) [-]
Lol okay, I mean the way comics on funnyjunk make girls out to be super huge mega bitches, which of course is for comical effect, but then in the comments people are like ''yeah girls are shit''. Then there are some posts that are pretty ignorant and just not truthful about girls.
I am saying this sucks for girls on funnyjunk because we can't really say anything about it as people don't want to hear it. Which is understandable because nobody likes a comment that begins with ''I'm a girl and I think..''
I DUNNO IF I EXPLAINED MYSELF OKAY
User avatar #205 - freddyhollensen (12/22/2012) [-]
You did, and thank you for the response ;)

It's true, I've noticed it as well...
#49 - MFW this jabba the feminist thinks abortion should be illegal,…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/22/2012 on Truth +41
#311 - awesomenessdefined (12/22/2012) [-]
As a Pakistani
User avatar #374 - freddyhollensen (12/22/2012) [-]
As a Pakistani, you should be embarrassed of your women right scores... Basically every study made the last 30 years have had you on the top 5 of worst places to be a women.
User avatar #378 - awesomenessdefined (12/23/2012) [-]
I wonder why that is?
#132 - spacelubber (12/22/2012) [-]
She's not taking a stance on any of those issues; she's just explaining that true feminism also doesn't take a stance on it.

If you disagree with what feminism actually stands for, that's fine, but don't straw-man her.
User avatar #61 - churrundo (12/22/2012) [-]
i think she means the women that abort their male children only, but i'm not sure
User avatar #51 - TheseChocodiles (12/22/2012) [-]
I have never met a girl that is anything like the ''typical girl'' that funnyjunkers complain about.
Which sucks for us as a gender on here, because if we say anything there is usually a negative response.
InTeRneTPrOblEms
#58 - freddyhollensen (12/22/2012) [-]
Me no hablo..?

Could you try one more time, what are you trying to say.
User avatar #59 - TheseChocodiles (12/22/2012) [-]
Lol okay, I mean the way comics on funnyjunk make girls out to be super huge mega bitches, which of course is for comical effect, but then in the comments people are like ''yeah girls are shit''. Then there are some posts that are pretty ignorant and just not truthful about girls.
I am saying this sucks for girls on funnyjunk because we can't really say anything about it as people don't want to hear it. Which is understandable because nobody likes a comment that begins with ''I'm a girl and I think..''
I DUNNO IF I EXPLAINED MYSELF OKAY
User avatar #205 - freddyhollensen (12/22/2012) [-]
You did, and thank you for the response ;)

It's true, I've noticed it as well...
#161 - This would make an awesome movie. 12/22/2012 on thank you 0
#5 - Comment deleted 12/20/2012 on Do You Believe +10
#32 - Hey guys, there's no guns in avatar, republic city is still co…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/19/2012 on Republic City +19
User avatar #41 - blargspasm (12/19/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
User avatar #72 - bramdk (12/19/2012) [-]
looking at the thumbs down
WHY doesnt anyone know this one anymore?
User avatar #138 - blargspasm (12/19/2012) [-]
it was worth the red thumbs. i love that copypasta.
#50 - noghri (12/19/2012) [-]
Well played use of this ancient copy pasta.
#44 - anonymous (12/19/2012) [-]
Wow you sound like a pissed of little prick..
#73 - awesomanium (12/19/2012) [-]
This is an ancient copy pasta, and yet people still don't know it.
#45 - anonymous (12/19/2012) [-]
Not to mention:

#11 to #9 - blargspasm (18 hours ago) [-]
glad we could work that out. you're a lot nicer then most people here, swearing and all.
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User avatar #14 - someponynew (06/05/2013) [-]
>Fully supporting your mod.
User avatar #15 to #14 - freddyhollensen (06/05/2013) [-]
Thanks, if you wish to follow what's going on, I've actually just made a facebook page like 10 minutes ago, we're at the moment 2-3 people working on content for Skyrim.

The page obviously isn't worth much at the moment, but soon I'll add some screenshots of places around the world, and eventually I'll make it into a real page with daily / weekly updates for your feed. ;)

www.facebook.com/SkyrimFreeDlc
User avatar #3 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Are you getting your pictures from I ******* Love Science? Because your recent posts were posted there a couple days ago
User avatar #4 to #3 - freddyhollensen (10/30/2012) [-]
Ha, yes... I think so, Sometimes I just save funny pictures in my folder, and I'm subscribed to their facebook page.. so may very well be. ;)
User avatar #5 to #4 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Yeah same here, they're good stuff. You should post the follow up the Has Science Gone To Far post with the one of the fat guys as heavy metals. That made me laugh
User avatar #6 to #5 - freddyhollensen (10/30/2012) [-]
Can't remember seeing that, I'll go look for it, unless you got the link to it on you? :b
User avatar #8 to #7 - freddyhollensen (10/30/2012) [-]
Ha, brilliant, thanks mate... I'll save it in my folder for the next time I post ;) You could also post it yourself though, I see you're collecting quite a bit of thumbs yourself... Feel free to use the title :b

Has science gone to far... I think so.

Would be more fitting though I think ;)
User avatar #9 to #8 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Nah I only post comics so all your man
#1 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2012) [-]
What's up, mate
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