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Date Signed Up:4/11/2012
Last Login:10/28/2014
Location:Denmark
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#30 - I just thumbed for the gif. 03/26/2013 on Curry's Paradox 0
#27 - That's a shame, he doesn't really mock religion much more than… 03/25/2013 on Scientology 0
#26 - Where is this from? I ******* love Jimmy. 03/25/2013 on Scientology -1
#18 - Obviously shopped, you want us to believe the people who gave … 03/25/2013 on Oh my... +1
#42 - Go to frontpage of reddit, take a random picture... Mention it… 03/25/2013 on Sick of Old Memes -2
#332 - yet in Europe almost no man except for Jews are circumcised...… 03/25/2013 on The Sad Truth 0
#315 - Do your homework before polluting humanity with your sympathy …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2013 on The Sad Truth -1
#328 - UnoSkullmanx (03/25/2013) [-]
That's 100% grade-A bullshit. The foreskin, like any flap of flesh, can get infected very easily. A lot of children actually have to get circumcised long after infancy, because their foreskin got a horrible infection, which might have spread to the rest of the body and done a lot of damage.

Basically, saying that circumcision has no health benefits in a myth used by anti-Semites who try to justify their ignorance and hatred.
User avatar #332 - freddyhollensen (03/25/2013) [-]
yet in Europe almost no man except for Jews are circumcised... and I have never even heard of someone getting an infection in their foreskin.... I've seen cases of people suffering from constant scar pains after being circumcised though.

If you went to the doctor in Scandinavia with an infection in a part of your genitals.... I'm pretty sure the doctor will just treat you with penicillin
like any other infection, and not fucking cut off a part of your dick.

I'm not sure what you expect having foreskin is like... It seems pretty fucking safe to me
.
#308 - Rule nr. 1: Don't take Asians seriously, especially not the mi…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2013 on The Sad Truth 0
#310 - fordun (03/25/2013) [-]
O those ones are the worst.
#304 - If you don't do it... what? 03/25/2013 on The Sad Truth 0
#198 - People worried about penis hygiene should be free to cut in th…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2013 on The Sad Truth +1
User avatar #227 - xxhunterxx (03/25/2013) [-]
I can't masturbate without my foreskin.
I wish I had foreskin.


But the circumcision scar is a good way to track penis growth.
#62 - Why the **** ... Would you rather own a goat and a…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2013 on Best solution 0
User avatar #63 - richardastley (03/24/2013) [-]
They're not easily tameable?
#331 - I did, but that's because I'm an idiot... it also sounds a bit… 03/24/2013 on Sad 0
#323 - Wauw, yeah that was my bad... I really aught to read what I wr… 03/24/2013 on Sad 0
#307 - Yeah me too, my first comment was a joke... But I just have a …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/24/2013 on Sad +1
#311 - tomatoesauce (03/24/2013) [-]
does this friend want to be a girl or something? you said you were the only man in the group. gay people can be manly too.
User avatar #323 - freddyhollensen (03/24/2013) [-]
Wauw, yeah that was my bad... I really aught to read what I write before posting it.

gay people often have different preferences to their ''role'' in relationships (social and sexual).

Some only go for other gay men who are masculine and they often behave slightly more feminine (Such as my friend).

When you're out drinking it feels like he fills to role of a female friend and not a bro if you get my point. I think this is what confused me there for a second.
#319 - Eventually has deleted their comment.
#321 - tomatoesauce (03/24/2013) [-]
yeah but i thought they were called lesbian... i am confused on the life topic
User avatar #322 - Eventually (03/24/2013) [-]
Can be either. Although I read it again, and he does specifically say 'he.' So comment deleted.
User avatar #331 - freddyhollensen (03/24/2013) [-]
I did, but that's because I'm an idiot... it also sounds a bit discriminating against women when I read it for the second the time. Like it's a mans job to stop discrimination.

My point was to defend my knightliness though.

''Being the only man in our group I felt obliged to do something about it''
My sentence should be viewed as synonymous with just ''manning up''
#324 - tomatoesauce (03/24/2013) [-]
k
#296 - In all seriousness though, the sign is presumably there to sym…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/24/2013 on Sad 0
#297 - tomatoesauce (03/24/2013) [-]
i know...


I am just an ass
User avatar #342 - neutralgray (03/24/2013) [-]
I laughed at first. Then it clicked in my head what it was saying.
User avatar #307 - freddyhollensen (03/24/2013) [-]
Yeah me too, my first comment was a joke... But I just have a hard time joking about these things, this is one of the topics I feel is not being taken serious enough.

Storytime?

I remember a time when I was at a bar with my some friends, one of my best friends is openly gay and have been for a while. Four soccer fans/hooligan types were sitting next to our table, and one of em says the roughly translated phrase ''gay people are fucking disgusting, I hate every one of them, they don't deserve to live'' etc. etc.

Being the only man in our group I felt obliged to do something about it, I tell my friends to sit tight and watch me go tell this guy a thing or two, as I stand up and light my cig, my gay friend grabs my arm and sits me down, tells me people can feel the way they want, that it's none of our business (Though he probably just wanted to avoid conflict)... I regret that I let myself be talked into not doing anything about it, even if my gay friend didn't want me to.

Having the opinion that gay people are disgusting is not acceptable in my book, it is no different than saying black people are of lesser intelligence.

Racism and homophobia have the same stench to it.
#311 - tomatoesauce (03/24/2013) [-]
does this friend want to be a girl or something? you said you were the only man in the group. gay people can be manly too.
User avatar #323 - freddyhollensen (03/24/2013) [-]
Wauw, yeah that was my bad... I really aught to read what I write before posting it.

gay people often have different preferences to their ''role'' in relationships (social and sexual).

Some only go for other gay men who are masculine and they often behave slightly more feminine (Such as my friend).

When you're out drinking it feels like he fills to role of a female friend and not a bro if you get my point. I think this is what confused me there for a second.
#319 - Eventually has deleted their comment.
#321 - tomatoesauce (03/24/2013) [-]
yeah but i thought they were called lesbian... i am confused on the life topic
User avatar #322 - Eventually (03/24/2013) [-]
Can be either. Although I read it again, and he does specifically say 'he.' So comment deleted.
User avatar #331 - freddyhollensen (03/24/2013) [-]
I did, but that's because I'm an idiot... it also sounds a bit discriminating against women when I read it for the second the time. Like it's a mans job to stop discrimination.

My point was to defend my knightliness though.

''Being the only man in our group I felt obliged to do something about it''
My sentence should be viewed as synonymous with just ''manning up''
#324 - tomatoesauce (03/24/2013) [-]
k
#294 - Someone who's not here...  [+] (12 new replies) 03/24/2013 on Sad 0
#295 - tomatoesauce (03/24/2013) [-]
well, maybe he has explosive diarrhea or something so he will miss the whole thing that they are doing. somebody had to have put that up.
User avatar #296 - freddyhollensen (03/24/2013) [-]
In all seriousness though, the sign is presumably there to symbolize someone who committed suicide if it wasn't obvious. ;)
#297 - tomatoesauce (03/24/2013) [-]
i know...


I am just an ass
User avatar #342 - neutralgray (03/24/2013) [-]
I laughed at first. Then it clicked in my head what it was saying.
User avatar #307 - freddyhollensen (03/24/2013) [-]
Yeah me too, my first comment was a joke... But I just have a hard time joking about these things, this is one of the topics I feel is not being taken serious enough.

Storytime?

I remember a time when I was at a bar with my some friends, one of my best friends is openly gay and have been for a while. Four soccer fans/hooligan types were sitting next to our table, and one of em says the roughly translated phrase ''gay people are fucking disgusting, I hate every one of them, they don't deserve to live'' etc. etc.

Being the only man in our group I felt obliged to do something about it, I tell my friends to sit tight and watch me go tell this guy a thing or two, as I stand up and light my cig, my gay friend grabs my arm and sits me down, tells me people can feel the way they want, that it's none of our business (Though he probably just wanted to avoid conflict)... I regret that I let myself be talked into not doing anything about it, even if my gay friend didn't want me to.

Having the opinion that gay people are disgusting is not acceptable in my book, it is no different than saying black people are of lesser intelligence.

Racism and homophobia have the same stench to it.
#311 - tomatoesauce (03/24/2013) [-]
does this friend want to be a girl or something? you said you were the only man in the group. gay people can be manly too.
User avatar #323 - freddyhollensen (03/24/2013) [-]
Wauw, yeah that was my bad... I really aught to read what I write before posting it.

gay people often have different preferences to their ''role'' in relationships (social and sexual).

Some only go for other gay men who are masculine and they often behave slightly more feminine (Such as my friend).

When you're out drinking it feels like he fills to role of a female friend and not a bro if you get my point. I think this is what confused me there for a second.
#319 - Eventually has deleted their comment.
#321 - tomatoesauce (03/24/2013) [-]
yeah but i thought they were called lesbian... i am confused on the life topic
User avatar #322 - Eventually (03/24/2013) [-]
Can be either. Although I read it again, and he does specifically say 'he.' So comment deleted.
User avatar #331 - freddyhollensen (03/24/2013) [-]
I did, but that's because I'm an idiot... it also sounds a bit discriminating against women when I read it for the second the time. Like it's a mans job to stop discrimination.

My point was to defend my knightliness though.

''Being the only man in our group I felt obliged to do something about it''
My sentence should be viewed as synonymous with just ''manning up''
#324 - tomatoesauce (03/24/2013) [-]
k
#257 - Even if mormons were the nicest people in the world and atheis… 03/23/2013 on How do you feel about Pope... -1
#255 - What difference would that make?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2013 on How do you feel about Pope... 0
#261 - zanea (03/23/2013) [-]
Don't you know Popes melt when they get wet?
#254 - MFW reading your comment. On one hand, I'm thinking … 03/23/2013 on How do you feel about Pope... 0
#376 - They still coinflict... what happens when Lawrence Krauss, pro… 03/22/2013 on American Atheists' Tattoo... 0
#29 - I know it's kind of cruel, but when he just got obliterated I … 03/19/2013 on Dude Gets Struck By Lightning +1
#69 - Picture 03/17/2013 on Ramdom 0
#34 - Person one: You're wrong Person two: No I'm not *Quotes di…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2013 on Ramdom +5
#43 - anonymous (03/17/2013) [-]
it is called 12-years-old logic, it is a new-found logic in the era of internet
#26 - Come to a meme site, complain about people using memes.  [+] (10 new replies) 03/17/2013 on Ramdom -3
User avatar #27 - crawlingdisaster (03/17/2013) [-]
1. This is not a "meme" site. It is an image sharing website.
2. This is not a meme.
User avatar #28 - lupislord (03/17/2013) [-]
Those were all memes

including "so fahnny joke"
User avatar #29 - crawlingdisaster (03/17/2013) [-]
Not they're fucking not. They're common reaction images on here and reddit. That does not constitute a meme.
User avatar #30 - lupislord (03/17/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme

"an idea, behavior or style that spreads from person to person within a culture."[2] A meme acts as a unit for carrying cultural ideas, symbols or practices, which can be transmitted from one mind to another through writing, speech, gestures, rituals or other imitable phenomena."

These common and reused images, quotes and themes used across site like this and reddit all qualify as memes
User avatar #31 - crawlingdisaster (03/17/2013) [-]
Not they DON'T. They're REACTION IMAGES, there's a difference.
User avatar #89 - ICEDgrunge (03/17/2013) [-]
If you give a shit this much about over-used jokes and reaction images then you must have a boring fucking life.
#78 - anonymous (03/17/2013) [-]
Stop being a fucking dumbass already.
User avatar #32 - lupislord (03/17/2013) [-]
Reaction images are simply a type of meme that has originated during the lifetime of the internet
User avatar #34 - freddyhollensen (03/17/2013) [-]
Person one: You're wrong
Person two: No I'm not *Quotes dictionary to prove integrity*
Person one: You're wrong, I'm right because I'm right and you're wrong.


This logic....
#43 - anonymous (03/17/2013) [-]
it is called 12-years-old logic, it is a new-found logic in the era of internet
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User avatar #14 - someponynew (06/05/2013) [-]
>Fully supporting your mod.
User avatar #15 to #14 - freddyhollensen (06/05/2013) [-]
Thanks, if you wish to follow what's going on, I've actually just made a facebook page like 10 minutes ago, we're at the moment 2-3 people working on content for Skyrim.

The page obviously isn't worth much at the moment, but soon I'll add some screenshots of places around the world, and eventually I'll make it into a real page with daily / weekly updates for your feed. ;)

www.facebook.com/SkyrimFreeDlc
User avatar #3 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Are you getting your pictures from I ******* Love Science? Because your recent posts were posted there a couple days ago
User avatar #4 to #3 - freddyhollensen (10/30/2012) [-]
Ha, yes... I think so, Sometimes I just save funny pictures in my folder, and I'm subscribed to their facebook page.. so may very well be. ;)
User avatar #5 to #4 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Yeah same here, they're good stuff. You should post the follow up the Has Science Gone To Far post with the one of the fat guys as heavy metals. That made me laugh
User avatar #6 to #5 - freddyhollensen (10/30/2012) [-]
Can't remember seeing that, I'll go look for it, unless you got the link to it on you? :b
User avatar #8 to #7 - freddyhollensen (10/30/2012) [-]
Ha, brilliant, thanks mate... I'll save it in my folder for the next time I post ;) You could also post it yourself though, I see you're collecting quite a bit of thumbs yourself... Feel free to use the title :b

Has science gone to far... I think so.

Would be more fitting though I think ;)
User avatar #9 to #8 - CannonFodder (10/30/2012) [-]
Nah I only post comics so all your man
#1 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2012) [-]
What's up, mate
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